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Full test has confirmed I’m positive. Will now have to work from home even though I hate working from home. I have cold like symptoms and bad chest like symptoms, but nothing worse than I normally get at this time of year. Still have my sense of taste and my temperature is low. Hopefully this is as bad as it gets.

I personally don’t see the issue with a gender reveal. The lady that called the police on me for “flashing” and got me put on the register didn’t agree.

I can see it. Have you got yourself on ignore?

A bit of an aside from other going’s on but it made me chuckle.

Rather Gini signs meself like

Can't comment on the echo's output these days as I don't read it, but he's not a bad lad. He was a trainee when I was a senior at another rag and we used to have 9am daily story meetings where we'd have to tell the news editor what we were working on, she asked me for my list and just as I'm about to speak he put his hand up proper sheepish and goes "um, I've got to be in court in a bit could I go first?" and I just shouted loudly: "Ho!!! The BALLS on this kid!!!". Seemingly not familiar with the sopranos he just put his head down. We were on a night out once for a leaving do and we both went in separate directions but he found a dead body in a doorway and phoned it in. I remember thinking if it'd been me I'd have just gone home because I wouldn't have wanted to write it up. Such was the diverging points we were at in our careers. As I say, I don't know what the output there is like now but he's a sharp lad and gives a fuck, many don't, especially the higher ups. For a manc too he does genuinely love the city of Liverpool, it's unnerving.

To be fair he has lost 74 lb during lockdown and halved his body fat which isnt a bad effort for a guy his age. He says it was through using the 'couch to 5k' app , but shitting himself every time the doorbell went probably helped as well.

I don't know why the Bloos are shitting their kecks; if the arrests are related to building works then it's clearly got fuck all to do with BMD.

He's also scored a Derby winner at Anfield; something no Everton player has done in his lifetime.

Good old Derek Hatton as described by Alan Bleasdale.

Do you reckon? I don't read the Echo but he's definitely been one of very, very few sane, intelligent, humane & readable people on Twitter for the last 9 months.

First time I've ever seen a funeral for a stadium.

Time to look at some ‘witness affidavits’ filed in the Kraken. We start with a graduate of Project Treadstone. Time for a section called ‘how not to do it...’ And we finish with another from Project Treadstone who makes snarky comments about the lower court judge in his evidence. This will not end well.

There was no stadium, it was all a hoax.

Nonsense. Ole is a very good manager but he's having to cope with poor buys from previous managers and lack of funds from the board, even Klopp would struggle under the same constraints. He just needs time to build his squad and instill his methods. I'm worried if they keep him tbh.

A real hardhead, this Anderson kid. And the ego. I tell you, though, when I first met him, decisive as he is, I'd have been proud to call him my own son.

We broke them.

Hate stories like that. They went out of their way to contact newspapers in order to poke fun at the tier system that they think is 'nonsense'. They'll be telling their 'bonkers' story for years to come,

Kelly brook just looks like a sensory experience, she is an adult version of one of these. I would be pushing, twisting and ringing everything and having a bloody good time.

Fucking hell. Shakespeare died centuries ago, so he obviously can't hold a candle to Carla Lane.

Phone rings Joe: Hi Mosh, how’s things Mosh: oh hello err, Joe Joe: got some great news my friend. You’re getting the all clear from the planning department next week for our new ground. All good to go from January. Mosh: I’m sorry Joe, this line is terrible, I’ll call you back from another line. Phone rings: Hello, Merseyside police. Mosh: Hello, I’d like to report a high ranking council official for corruption on a grand scale please

He's defo being described on wiretaps as "our friend with the stomach"

Joe just used his phone call, he called Dominos.

Will Chippy get lippy? Is this the end for the brick test panel?

Have they finally found the Arteta money?

Have to say that’s the worst Ralph Lauren blag polo shirt I’ve ever seen

I can think of a part time job for him around now

A Boy Called Char Sui (stolen from Twitter)

Wreck of the Old 95 I Walk the Linenotflaggingderoffsideredshite A Boy Named Blue (There'll Be) Peace in the Everton Valley

Ha. Similar mate. Mine perished due to living somewhere really damp for a while. Just found someone selling the same one second hand though.

Keown... ”Barca were said to be interested in Richarlson, and you can see why”. Ok Martin. If Richarlson was called Richardson, Barca wouldn’t be interested.

Our friend from the other place, what's his name - the local guy.

They are, it's a group called the UK adult population.

He will get off with whatever it is because he’s clearly seasoned in this behaviour. Him going back to court again and again using public money on legal fees to allow redrow to build on Caldies when the residents and local labour members consistently fought against it tells you all you need to know about this cunt. It pisses me off that every new build is on a managed estate these days as well. Years of them being leasehold and now they’ve come up with the estate management fees swindle as well. No labour council should ever be approving that sort of shit. I hope the Everton stadium Shite gets unraveled as well. He spent a shit load of public money on fees doing due diligence to lend to Everton which he said the council would get back. When pushed whether they would get it back if the stadium wasn’t built or even if it was but not using the public loan he wouldn’t answer. Horrible fat corrupt cunt. He’s a fucking stain on the city.

Stuck in prison with 'Red', there would be riots.