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  1. Well that was brilliant, if a little unexpected. When you doubt these lads this is how they respond. They did the same last year against the same opponent. Remember how we all thought that trip to Leicester on Boxing Day was going to be a massive test for us and we went there and demolished them? Same thing happened. I’ll be honest, I thought this was going to be really tough. Coming off an international break and with half a team on the sidelines, it’s never easy. Leicester have had injury problems of their own but they’d won every away game this season and their counter attacking style could have given us a lot of problems given the defensive changes we had to make. Then there was the Brendan factor looming large too. We were one game away from the record and the last team to beat us were managed by a former Reds boss, Roy Hodgson. Throw in the fact that the team that set the previous record saw it ended by Leicester and it all seemed set up for a let down. Honestly though, I could tell after about five minutes it wasn’t going to be. You could see immediately the lads were at it and I was sure we’d win from a very early stage. We made a great start and continued it for about an hour. Leicester then had a five or ten minute spell of possession after they changed their formation, but once we adapted to that we took control again. It was just a great performance. Brendan was typically magnanimous in his post match. He always is after defeats. He said the better team won, he was full of praise for our players and said he thought his team were too passive, which they were. He was also asked if he saw it as a missed opportunity due to the “makeshift” backline we fielded. I thought his answer was spot on. Matip is a top defender, Fabinho has filled in brilliantly, Robbo and Alisson always play and Milner is great wherever he plays. It wasn’t the first choice defence but it’s not like we’ve sent a load of mugs out there either. He was being complimentary of what we have rather than dismissing what we don't. Yet I hear on Talksport this morning that “Rodgers dismisses Liverpool injury crisis” when that’s not what he did at all. Proper snide reporting that. And the thing is, Leicester were missing three of their best defenders too, so if we had suffered a bad result we couldn’t have really used that as an excuse anyway. Not that Klopp or the players would have done. Whoever plays is expected to do a job and has the full confidence of Klopp. I made the point after we lost Virgil that all it meant was we would run away with the league again and would now have to work harder to win it. We’ve lost Gomez since, which makes it even more difficult as we’re relying on Matip staying fit, which he has so far been unable to do in his entire time here. What we’ve also seen is that if we do need to occasionally call on Nat Phillips or Rhys Williams, we can still win games. And if we have Matip and Fabinho playing? That’s as good as any pairing in the league. Seriously. It is. Matip is the best defender in the league other than Virgil, while Fabinho potentially could be as he's been brilliant in the limited time he's spent there. He can only get better with more games. They were both great in this game. It’s easy to say they weren’t tested much and that’s true, but a lot of it is down to their positional discipline and anticipation of situations. Vardy didn’t get a sniff. You can’t restrict him like that without the whole team playing its part but if the centre backs aren’t switched on then Vardy is going to get away at some point. The one sighting of goal he had came late on when Alisson forced him wide and he could only find the side netting from a near impossible angle. Other than that, he was not a factor. I don’t know exactly how we did it as I’m not a coach, but we didn’t allow Leicester to do anything that they usually do and that meant they couldn’t get Vardy going down the channels. Vardy has destroyed some good teams over the years but he needs the ball in space to be able to do it. We never let him have it, despite playing with a high line (not as high as we’re used to, but still higher than most). Klopp will have had a plan to stop Leicester doing what they do and the players must have carried it out almost perfectly. They closed Maddison down immediately any time he had the ball and I don’t think I even saw Tielemans all night. Tactically we bossed it and we had so many great individual displays. The pick of the first half for me was Milner, who bossed the game from right back. His passing was brilliant and he kept getting us on the front foot by finding the forwards (especially Jota) early and in space. Jota is just fucking quality. He tormented Leicester and just looks so direct and confident. He’s linking up with his team-mates better and better each week and this was probably his best showing yet on that front. Some of the slick interplay between him, Milner, Firmino and Jones on that right side was lovely to watch. It’s in and around the box when he really comes to life though. He could easily have had three or four again. He’s fucking dynamite. He may even end up as our top scorer this season, which was pretty much unthinkable when he signed. He went close early on when he was denied by Schmeichel. It was great awareness from Jota as initially it looked as though he should play Sadio in, but Diogo quickly realised that Mané would have been offside so he shifted it and had a go himself. That right flank was a productive outlet for us. We didn’t miss Salah at all, which is high praise indeed for the job Jota did. He gave Fuchs a torrid time right from the off and it looked like we deliberately targeted him as Jota was looking to get down the line at every opportunity. He wasn’t too bothered about coming inside, he played very wide in that first half and it worked. He created an early opening for Keita when he collected a lovely pass by Milner, beat Fuchs and the picked out Sadio in the box. He had his back to goal so laid it back to Naby but his shot was deflected wide for a corner. From that corner Sadio headed into the side netting. Funny thing, any time we got a corner I was thinking “yeah nothing’s happening from this” because we’ve got no Virgil now. Yet we scored from two of them. Much of that is down to how bad Leicester were in dealing with them. It felt like we had loads of corners and a lot of them were shite. We had some belters as well though. As I said, Sadio went close from one and Matip had a decent effort from another one. Some of the football we played to win those corners was exceptional. We just looked really sharp and Schmeichel was busy throughout. He made a save to deny Jones after a lovely break that was initiated by another perfect Milner pass into the feet of Curtis. His initial ball to Bobby wasn’t great but he did well to find Keita who rolled it back to Jones, and his low shot was saved by the feet of the keeper. Terrific football though. The corner that we took the lead from came about from yet another great ball from Milner to pick out a run in behind by Jota. Evans just about dealt with it and got the ball behind for a corner, which he promptly headed into his own net as he was too pre-occupied with trying to wrestle Sadio. Funny story. I was watching different bits of analysis of the game on Youtube afterwards as I generally like to do. Usually there’s Ian Wright and Alan Shearer on one of the overseas broadcasts, and there’s one from the Premier League’s TV channel. When we win I like to soak up as much of it as possible. So I’m going through it all, and it’s wall to wall praise of how well we played and generally it’s all good. Then I came to BeIn Sports. Keyes, Gray and De Jong. The latter two were fine. Keyes though. Fuck me. What an absolute weapon. According to the old hairy handed sex pest, that first goal shouldn’t have counted because, get this, Evans was fouled by Mané. Honestly, that’s what he said. Keyes: "Shouldn't he (Evans) get the benefit of the doubt there?" Gray: "No. We want to see goals." Keyes: "But only if they're legal". Embarrassing. You’d struggle to even find a Leicester fan complaining about that goal. He then said “I'll guarantee you there wasn't one Liverpool fan when they signed Jota who said 'that's great business' and 'I'm really looking forward to seeing him. Where did that come from? None of us saw that". What an absolute cock. When we signed Jota, virtually every Red I know reacted in the same way, which was pretty much "yeah that makes sense, can't believe I hadn't thought of it myself". I don't remember seeing/hearing/reading ANY dissenting voices. I'd go back and check the forum thread only I can't be arsed because I know Keyes is talking through his far hairy arse again. Anyway, Leicester’s best chance of the game came almost immediately after we’d taken the lead. That’s often the way. You score and lose a little focus for a minute or two, while the opponent is stung from conceding and immediately tries to hit back. You see it all the time. Thankfully Barnes wasted the chance after being well picked out by Vardy. That all came about because Keita twice failed to win the ball in the middle of the park. The first one was especially bad, but he could have recovered from that and had the chance to win it back or at the very least make a smart foul. He did neither, which was ironic as he had no trouble giving away fouls in other moments of that half. He was doing my head in, but I’m fairly certain that I’m being harsh and he wasn’t as bad as it felt like at the time. He just frustrates me. Even when he’s good he’s not what I thought we were getting and that causes me to judge him unfairly at times. I’ve said countless times in the past that when he plays we often look wide open in midfield. I’m not even saying it’s his fault specifically, but it’s often been the way. When he’s in there, we’d see runners piling forward at our defence. That never happened in this game and given that I’ve already said how well the team as a whole did to keep Leicester quiet, Keita must have been doing his bit too and therefore I accept that I’m being harsh. He just leaves me so underwhelmed though, and then of course he gets injured again which does absolutely nothing to make me think he’s ever going to be the player we all wanted him to. It’s not going to happen for him. This is his third season and it’s going exactly the same way of the previous two. He hasn’t progressed at all and he’s always fucking injured. And by the way, whatever Gini wants just fucking pay the man. He’s been underpaid for five years so if we overpay him now for a few more then we’re still coming out of it on top. As much as I love our other senior midfielders, every one of them (bar Milner) misses time through injury and the one constant we’ve had over the last few years in Gini. Hendo, Fabinho, Ox, Keita, even Shaq is seen as a midfield option now. Before them we had Lallana. All of them missed plenty of games but when we’ve been short handed the one thing we’ve always been able to depend on is that Wijnaldum will be there, doing whatever job he’s needed to do and doing it to a fucking high standard. Availability is fucking massive and he’s been our most reliable player. Hopefully I haven’t jinxed him, but I feel that needs saying as I’ll be honest, I’m pretty fucking angry that he hasn’t been given the deal he deserves. I’ve gotten a little sidetracked but I feel better having got that off my chest. Back to the game and our second goal, which was fucking glorious. 30 passes apparently, although I don’t remember anything before Curtis knocking a cross field ball to Robbo. It was a decent ball but it floated a little bit which meant Albrighton was able to close Robbo down immediately. That actually worked against Leicester because Robbo did brilliantly to control the ball, lure Albrighton in and then skip away from him. Absolutely sensational. The cross was even better. He put it into a perfect area for Jota to attack and head the ball past Schmeichel. Fuchs was getting some criticism for that and it’s easy to say “look at the old man unable to keep up” but I’m telling you now that 90% of defenders aren’t doing any better than he did there. Fuchs is marking Bobby initially. Jota isn’t even his man but he spots the run and goes with it. He can’t get in front of him because Jota has the run on him. That’s just a great goal and any criticism of Fuchs or anyone other than Albrighton really is unfair. I forgot to mention that Leicester had a penalty shout early on. It was never a pen in a million years but because the game is so fucked up these days and we’ve seen some absolutely scandalous handball decisions given, I can understand why they might feel a little hard done by. The ball hits Matip on the hand so based on other pens we’ve seen given this season, that could have been awarded. Thankfully some common sense seems to have been applied on this occasion, or perhaps there’s been a relaxation on how these things are interpreted after the two ridiculous ones given a couple of weeks ago against Gomez and the Wolves lad. So 2-0 at half time and I was buzzing about that first half. I thought we were fantastic all things considered. And the second half was more of the same. Leicester improved after the break but how we never scored two or three more than we did was bordering on a miracle. I don’t know how the ball stayed out at times. When Keita went down with a hamstring, Milner was moved into midfield as Klopp elected to send on Neco at right back. He could have brought Minamino into midfield or even handed a debut to Leighton Clarkson. That would have made sense as Milner was doing so well at right back, but Neco got the nod and within seconds Milner was splitting the defence to send Mané clear. He shifted it onto his right foot as we’ve seen so many times before as he looked to bend it in the top corner. It was too close to Schmeichel though and he was able to palm the ball up into the air. Jota looked like he would get there and it was also possible that the ball would drop under the bar before he even reached it. Fuchs got there first and somehow managed to head it over the bar. A huge let off for Leicester but that was only the start. Next up we had Jota skinning his man in the box and forcing Schmeichel into a smart stop low down on his near post. Jota then picked up the rebound and crossed low for Bobby who was also denied by Schmeichel. The ball looped up into the air and just as Bobby looked like he was going to nod it in, Evans arrived and headed against his own post before they managed to get the ball clear. Unbelievable, but even more madness was to follow. Bobby did brilliantly to turn away from Foffana and then beat Schmeichel at the Kop end. We were all thinking “GOAL” but the ball hit the inside of the fucking post. Fucks sake. The loose ball came back to him and he bundled it goalwards only for it be hacked off the line. It looked in, but I’ll get to that in a sec. The clearance fell only to Sadio who hooked it goal wards again. It his Schmeichel and then looped up onto the post again and then bounced perfectly into the arms of the keeper. Just staggering. You had to feel for Bobby as he obviously needs a goal desperately and he was playing his nuts off. If anyone deserved a goal it was him, yet he had to go through that torment? Goal line technology is great and I’m all in favour of it. What I’m not in favour of, and never have been, is this bullshit “the whole of the ball has to be over the line” nonsense. No, what it should be is that if more than half of the ball is over the line then it’s a goal. This is an absolutely stupid rule. Let’s say the goalie is the edge of a cliff and you roll a ball over it. As soon as more than half of the ball is over, it’s gone. If you roll a ball over a line, once more than half of it has gone over the line, it’s no longer touching the line. It’s past it. They don’t apply this same rule on corners and throw ins. With those, as soon as most of the ball is over the line it’s classed as out, and rightly so. I hate this rule, always have. As far as I’m concerned, that was a goal and all this 10mm bollocks is just that. But it perfectly sums up the state of modern football really. Poor Bobby. Everyone was gutted for him but then out of nowhere he appeared to gloriously head in a Milner corner. Awful, awful marking from Leicester but who cares? Bobby had his goal and everyone was made up for him. The reaction of all of the players said it all, and Milner said afterwards that if Firmino hadn’t come off the pitch with a goal to his name he’d have been even angrier for him than Bobby himself would have been. The goal is important, obviously, but the main takeaway I had was that he’d played really well. I was thinking even before he scored that I was going to be praising him in the report because it’s the best he’s played in a good while. It’s easier to give him credit when he’s on the scoresheet but even without that goal he played well and looked more like himself. I’ve said recently that he should probably be on the bench until his form justifies a spot in the team but Mo getting Covid spared Klopp from having to make what would have been a tricky decision. I don’t think it’s that tricky now after this. There should be no doubt about him keeping his spot for the next game and to me it’s pretty simple what happens next week at Brighton - Mo should be on the bench. I might play him in Europe simply to rest one of the other three for the weekend, but in terms of the next game that matters, if you like, I’d be benching Mo to teach him a lesson. He acted irresponsibly, didn’t follow club guidelines and as a result he got Covid and missed this game. You could tell Klopp was steaming about it in Friday’s press conference, and with the front three playing as well as they did there’s an opportunity here to take a stand. He’s never, ever, left out of the starting eleven unless he’s being rested, and even that hardly ever happens. I’m not saying I’d be leaving him out for long but he shouldn’t walk straight back in. That being said, if he does play in midweek it’d be just like him to score three or four and then make it virtually impossible to leave him out. All things being equal though, I’d be starting the same front three next weekend as they’ve earned it. So overall, just what we needed and it’s another confidence boosting performance and result. What the lads have done since losing Virgil has been great, especially as they’ve been doing it without other key players too. I mean fucking hell, we just smashed Leicester without four players who would get into any team in the world right now. No Hendo, no Thiago, no Trent, no Virg… and we still played like this. I just wish we were able to see it in person. It’s really getting me down now seeing the lads playing in front of an empty Anfield. Klopp summed it up beautifully afterwards and I just can’t wait until we can all get back in there. Just imagine how loud the Bobby chant would have been had Anfield been full. If there’s one silver lining to come from all of this it’s that when we are allowed back in the place is going to be fucking bouncing every game. 12.20 Saturday kick off against Burnly will feel like a Champions League semi. There’ll be no taking anything for granted anymore, when we’re back in there it’s going to be electric. Hopefully we can get back in before the end of the season and hopefully cheer the lads on to the title we didn’t get to celebrate last time. There’s a long way to go before then and a lot of football to be played, but would you bet against Klopp and this group of players? Star man is Robbo but it was close. He was incredible (as usual) but Milner and Jota weren’t far behind. Everyone played well though. Special mention to Curtis who was superb in a relatively understated way. He wasn’t flash but he just did everything well and again showed that growing maturity we’ve been seeing from him lately. That lad is a proper player and is going to be a star for us for a long time. Him and Trent will be this generation's Carra and Stevie, and praise doesn't come any higher than that. Team: Alisson; Milner, Matip, Fabinho, Robertson; Wijnaldum, Keita (N Williams), Jones; Jota (Minamino), Firmino, Mané (Origi):
    27 points
  2. When you start work 15 minutes before kickoff, manage to avoid scores online all day, then get home to your wife and 3yo twins napping, so able to enjoy a performance like that in relative peace. Ace.
    8 points
  3. Top, top “fat hairy arse” analysis there, Dave.
    7 points
  4. Friend had a drone with him on our last visit to Ontario in October for Thanksgiving. Spectacular view of the property, and it's all ours.....
    6 points
  5. So we have all been listening to all the experts over the past week, Van Dijk out blah blah, Salah, blah, blah, Hendo, Joey... blah blah, Vardy will terrorise Liverpool’s defence today with his pace blah blah.... yawn. I sneaked into the Liverpool team hotel on Saturday night to hear how they were preparing for the game, here’s a word for word transcript of the team meeting. Mr Klopp in the team hotel last night talking to his squad. Mr Klopp.. “Okay boys, Gabby Agbonlahor, thinks Leicester are going to win 3-1 tomorrow” Milner. “Who” ? Mr Klopp. “I was driving to get a Toxteth Fried Chicken last night and some Meff with an annoying brummie accent said Leicester are favourites to beat us, Gabby Agbonlahor I think he said his name was, did he play for Villa” ? Curtis Jones. “Never heard of the beaut boss” Milner. “Oh yeah... he was absolutely garbage” Mr Klopp. “Okay, never mind him, who is Darren Gough” ? Milner. “Used to play Cricket boss” Mr Klopp. “Eh..... what” ? Milner. “Cri.... oh it doesn’t matter” Mr Klopp. “Well whoever he is, he also thinks Leicester will win...... John Motson ? Who did he play for” ? Hendo. “He used to be on MOTD boss, very, very boring, I mean really boring, makes Millie look like the life and soul of the party” Mr Klopp. Well it seems, everyone has an opinion on us, it seems everyone is an expert on who I should and shouldn’t play, Okay, hands up, who is fit to play.... 1... 2..... 3...... 4........ 5..6.... Thanks Kenny but I think we’re okay...... 7...8...9....10..... Mo, put your hand down and get yourself off to your room and isolate like you’ve been told.... 11..... 12.... 13.... 14.... Okay, security, how has Healey snuck in again, I won’t tell you again... Out !! 15.... 16... that’s fine we’re okay. Millie, you’re captain, where do you want to play” ? Milner. “Don’t mind boss, right back” ? Mr Klopp. “Good... that’s that sorted, Curtis, sit in that midfield and play like you’ve been playing there for the past 10 years” Curtis Jones. “Sound boss” Mr Klopp. “Sadio... stop weight lifting whilst running on the treadmill” Mane. “Sorry Boss” Mr Klopp. “Robbo, how’s the hammy” ? Robbo. “Aye.... ran a couple of marathons this morning boss, it’s fine”. Mr Klopp. “Bobby, that Healey lad told me he dreamt that you’d score a header against Leicester, can you make this happen” ? Bobby “Sure Boss, no worries” Mr Klopp. “Neco.... does your mum know you’re here” ? Neco. “She’s waiting for me in the car outside boss, I need to leave in a minute, she’ll kill me if I am late again” Mr Klopp. “Okay, haha, on the bench tomorrow Neco, don’t worry, you’ll get a game...... right any questions ? ...... apart from Healey..... yes Virgil” ? VVD “Can I play boss” ? Mr Klopp “Give it a couple more weeks Virg..... right, anymore questions ? No ? Good.... myself and the coaches have scouted Leicester, they are particularly vulnerable at the back, the boy Evans has got a head like a sheriffs badge, make sure all crosses are aimed for the Manc divs bonce, right, meeting over, everyone except Ne o can stay up for MOTD, Millie, take Nico to his mum, make sure you cross the road with him”. Mr Klopp. “Right.... time for a Steiner”.
    6 points
  6. Our first ever Champions League fixture against a Serie A side came in our first season back in Europe's premier competition, back in 2001/02. The competition back then was heavily bloated with not one, but two group stages before the knockouts. We'd eased through the first round group unbeaten against Dortmund, Boavista and Dynamo Kyiv. Indeed, the first group game was against the Portuguese champions on the night of 9/11. I worked nights back then so didn't watch it but everybody's focus was understandably on the shocking events that had unfolded on US soil earlier in the day. The match atmosphere has been described as strange because people realised that there were more important things to think about. The second round group saw us face Barcelona, Roma and Galatasaray. We struggled a bit, getting a footballing lesson at home against the Spaniards before drawing the next 4 games. We needed a two-goal victory in our final group game against Roma to go through. That night in March 2002 was Ged's return to the dugout following his serious health scare. Whatever one thinks of him or his management, you have to remember that he was so so close to losing his life the previous October. Thommo had done a very good job in the interim, keeping us in touch with Arsenal at the top of the table. We got the win we needed thanks to an early penalty from the gifted Jari Litmanen and a second half header from the limited-but-game Emile Heskey (who was going through a goal drought similar to Bobby's current lack of goals). The atmosphere was raised to fever pitch when the manager surprised everybody by stepping out. Fabio Capello on the opposition bench was clearly delighted his friend was well, but he must have known that Liverpool's fans would lift their team even more. The early noughties were the era when reality TV cunts backed by Simon Cowell stood a great chance of scoring a chart No1 before slipping back to obscurity. In March 2002, it was the turn of the simpering gimp-chinned goon Will Young with 'Evergreen'. You can watch the vid if you like, but you must know it's shit. We have the chance to basically guarantee our place in the knockout phase next year with a win. That would put us on 12 points. Whatever team we put out, we are capable of achieving it. We don't know what Atalanta will try to do (I can't see them being as open as in the game in Bergamo) but we just need to worry about what we do. Manage the game properly and professionally, look to make things happen and get the win.
    6 points
  7. Virus 'doesn't know it's Christmas' warns PM Worst. Band. Aid. Cover. Ever.
    5 points
  8. *raises hand* The ball has to be completely over the line for corners and throw ins too. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_in_and_out_of_play
    5 points
  9. Not only the best Christmas film, but one of the best films full stop.
    4 points
  10. There's no room for silly old Coote's to interpret the rules wrongly when its comes to the goal line technology, it's either in or it's out. It's pretty shit that we didn't get a goal by 1cm but at least the rule is exactly the same for everyone who uses it, it's not like hawkeye will give the mancs a goal next week that was only 2cm from being over completely. It's consistent and we really do not see this from VAR or refs at all and that is what infuriates me.
    4 points
  11. Report by Dave Usher Well that was brilliant, if a little unexpected. When you doubt these lads this is how they respond. They did the same last year against the same opponent. Remember how we all thought that trip to Leicester on Boxing Day was going to be a massive test for us and we went there and demolished them? Same thing happened. I’ll be honest, I thought this was going to be really tough. Coming off an international break and with half a team on the sidelines, it’s never easy. Leicester have had injury problems of their own but they’d won every away game this season and their counter attacking style could have given us a lot of problems given the defensive changes we had to make. Then there was the Brendan factor looming large too. We were one game away from the record and the last team to beat us were managed by a former Reds boss, Roy Hodgson. Throw in the fact that the team that set the previous record saw it ended by Leicester and it all seemed set up for a let down. Honestly though, I could tell after about five minutes it wasn’t going to be. You could see immediately the lads were at it and I was sure we’d win from a very early stage. We made a great start and continued it for about an hour. Leicester then had a five or ten minute spell of possession after they changed their formation, but once we adapted to that we took control again. It was just a great performance. Brendan was typically magnanimous in his post match. He always is after defeats. He said the better team won, he was full of praise for our players and said he thought his team were too passive, which they were. He was also asked if he saw it as a missed opportunity due to the “makeshift” backline we fielded. I thought his answer was spot on. Matip is a top defender, Fabinho has filled in brilliantly, Robbo and Alisson always play and Milner is great wherever he plays. It wasn’t the first choice defence but it’s not like we’ve sent a load of mugs out there either. He was being complimentary of what we have rather than dismissing what we don't. Yet I hear on Talksport this morning that “Rodgers dismisses Liverpool injury crisis” when that’s not what he did at all. Proper snide reporting that. And the thing is, Leicester were missing three of their best defenders too, so if we had suffered a bad result we couldn’t have really used that as an excuse anyway. Not that Klopp or the players would have done. Whoever plays is expected to do a job and has the full confidence of Klopp. I made the point after we lost Virgil that all it meant was we would run away with the league again and would now have to work harder to win it. We’ve lost Gomez since, which makes it even more difficult as we’re relying on Matip staying fit, which he has so far been unable to do in his entire time here. What we’ve also seen is that if we do need to occasionally call on Nat Phillips or Rhys Williams, we can still win games. And if we have Matip and Fabinho playing? That’s as good as any pairing in the league. Seriously. It is. Matip is the best defender in the league other than Virgil, while Fabinho potentially could be as he's been brilliant in the limited time he's spent there. He can only get better with more games. This is just a teaser, click to view the full report Please note that PL Round Ups are only available to website subscribers. Subscriptions cost just £2 a month (you need to register first) and can be purchased here.
    3 points
  12. Three months of lockdown really has been a bit of a pain in the arse. First day of zero active cases since 1st March today though. As of yesterday we no longer have to wear masks outside, (still need them inside) which is good because I have a spotty face like a thirteen year old.
    3 points
  13. https://www.facebook.com/8305888286/posts/10159331340603287/?d=n
    3 points
  14. I'm still in shock that there's blokes who like Dirty Dancing. An ex of mine once forced me to watch it & we nearly broke up, this was about half an hour into it as well (I didn't see any more of it). Films for menopausal fucking morons.
    3 points
  15. Should be following Shanks attitude. 'They asked if it was true i took my wife to a football match to celebrate our anniversary. Rubbish, as if i would get married during the Football season'
    3 points
  16. Unsliced and folded in half with a little bit of each part of your fry up (no beans) shoved into it. Slicing toast... *shakes head*
    3 points
  17. I don't mind Neco bombing forward, I just wish he'd stop continually doing the same trick to beat people in his own half.
    3 points
  18. Good report Dave. Id say Jurgen has a massive decision now though because who do you rest out of Sadio, Diogo, Mo and Bobby? I know we've played all 4 in a game but I thought we were a bit open. I still dont get all the abuse Rodgers gets from some of our fans. So what the guy spouts stuff. But for some mistakes by players in a few games during 2014 he would be a hero. Sure, there's no question Jurgen is head and shoulders above him but he is with any manager in the world you care to mention, even international team managers. The team played exceptional and I thought Milner was magnificent. Keita had a good game until he got injured. Again. Was he this injury prone at Leipzig? Yeah the bundesliga may not be as intense but they also have more colder nights especially this time of year. I think players playing infrequently are more susceptable to injuries which makes it a Catch 22 situation for these players. I wish Jurgen would have a word with young Neco though. I think he bombs forward a bit too much and a bit wrecklessly at times. No one should expect him to be like Trent and it shouldnt be forgotten Trent didnt use to bomb forward all the time when he broke into the team. But, it's a bit churlish to be critical of any of the players after that performance because as I said in the match thread, just about everyone outside of Liverpool Football Club was licking their lips at the idea 'table topping' Leicester would do us. You get the feeling sports writers are not wanting us to retain the title with every passing game.
    3 points
  19. I know I'm a bit late to the party, but that really was a fantastic game.
    3 points
  20. I’d rattle her harder than a ‘patriot’ would their Help for Hero’s collection tin at a Tommy Robinson demo.
    3 points
  21. Olivia Colman, not many films like but she can fuck off.
    3 points
  22. Really impressed with Curtis Jones last night. Takes discipline at his age to choose the right option rather than the flashy one, and he put in a serious shift over the whole game.
    3 points
  23. Understand people's apprehension about injuries but we cannot afford to lose this game. Jurgen's allowed 5 subs in this game so Id go strong and if we get 2 or 3 goals up, he can start making subs. Win this one then we can rest some for Ajax and the danes. Good news Mo tested negative so he should be in training today and available for this game. Dont forget as well, Mo's had a nice little 3 or is it 4 game rest as well.
    3 points
  24. Idris Elba, everything after the Wire.
    3 points
  25. There’s also talk Christmas arrangements will be discussed. I’ve heard people say it’s only one day don’t kill your granny but if I’m allowed to have my parents over on Christmas Day I will. They’re in their 80’s and my mum is quite frail (Parkinson’s) so if they are allowed we’ll do it, let’s be honest they might not be here next Christmas and my mum is desperate for contact. She hates it all, she always loves going out.
    3 points
  26. Footy fans + internet = cunts. Except us lot, the last vestige of balance and fair play.
    2 points
  27. The Supremes & Small Faces
    2 points
  28. I know there is much bigger stuff going on and people are suffering loss which makes moaning about restrictions seem stupid, but these new pub rules really hurt me personally... I literally go out once a week to a small social club, not the sort of place that serves food (can barely get a bag of crisps, not that i want any when on the ale) and as result of the rules now it will remain closed. Place is struggling badly anyway but we had been trying before all the restrictions started to breathe some life into the place, attract new members etc....feels like this is the last kick in the balls for it now and it will die - and leaves me with nowhere to go really - not interested in going the ale house to eat....well actually can do that with the wife and lad of course, but Friday noght 'down the club' was my night off so to speak. Can see so many places going the wall and feel these rules are really unfair for social clubs/WMC's and drinking clubs. As I say i know there are people dealing with much worse stuff, but our individual lives are our individual lives and the things we enjoy doing/are used to doing matter to us all. It's clearly to help them ensure people can't break the no mixing rule so easily... By sitting people down to meals you are really limiting the usual mixing would see in a pub...i.e. people playing darts and pool or snooker - people sitting talking, playing cards for example and the groups grow as night goes on. Make pubs like a restaurant and you limit the mixing potential.
    2 points
  29. Priti Patel is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Priti, in her usual bullying manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check - you were driving.' The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. 'You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ' says Priti. Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face. 'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Priti. The chauffeur replies: ' When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. ' 'What on earth did you say?' asks Priti. 'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them: I'm Priti Patel's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.' (Credit: Unknown)
    2 points
  30. Fucking hell, did someone mention Mumsnet?
    2 points
  31. Rectangles. Naturally, I eat toast with a knife and fork.
    2 points
  32. Thought he was much improved in the middle yesterday. He still can try to overplay at times but his work rate and the defensive side of his game is noticeably improving. His trajectory is going the right way. Physically he looks strong as well which is good for a lad of his age.
    2 points
  33. Completely agree on the Salah thing. It’s your brothers wedding but you’re getting paid 200k a week to make sacrifices and this was one of them. I can’t envisage a Rafa/Alonso wedge being driven between them but I imagine there will have been some harsh words from Klopp. This performances should highlight to him that contrary to some people’s belief he’s not irreplaceable.
    2 points
  34. Oh dear. Dear me. Bottom, bottom "gotten" analysis there, Dave. Cock on with Gini though. And don't start me with Keita.
    2 points
  35. It's not really sheep country, is it? I thought Norfolk was more about the crops and poultry. The lack of sheep is why they have to shag their sisters.
    2 points
  36. Olivia Colman Benedict Cumberbatch Colin Firth Tom Hardy Ray Winstone
    2 points
  37. You would have to be completely naïve and idiotic after austerity failed completely to do what is supposedly set out to do, to support doing it again and expect different results. I do agree, however that I expected austerity, that is not because it works but because the Tories are ideology driven cunts who don't give a fuck about the majority of people in this country.
    2 points
  38. I love how he refers to us as world champions. Every time anyone says Liverpool Football Club the words world champions should follow. Diogo knows.
    2 points
  39. Eddie Redmayne. Irrational hatred, his being just annoys me, don't know why as I have never to my knowledge seen anything he's in.
    2 points
  40. Nicholas Cage, which is useful because 90% of the stuff he appears in is shite anyway. I actually quite enjoyed Mandy despite him, then you get something like this- Jim Carrey is borderline intolerable when he's showing off and I'd quite happily watch Andie MacDowell burn to death and not feel a flicker of sympathy.
    2 points
  41. Mammatus clouds after a Tornado
    2 points
  42. I think the media needs to be circumvented in some way to achieve any real change. Think about how they play the benefits issue as opposed to tax for instance. Channel 5 shows about benefits Britain, benefits by the sea all that shite. Daily Mail columns, benefits this, benefits that. You stop some random blert in the street and ask them what they think of benefits and they're like 'yeah scroungers etc'. Now imagine every time you turned the telly on there was something about tax avoidance, shows, newspaper columns, News at 10 snippets, every day, repeated and repeated. Soon it passes into the collective brain as being 'the' problem. You stop said person in the street again and it becomes: "Tax avoidance, tax theft, snouts in the trough." Sadly it's all about simple, repeated messages. Keep them simple, repeat and repeat. This is one thing 'the left' doesn't get sadly, and the right does. I'd wager it's because the right has a lower opinion of ordinary folk than the left does. The left wants to get you to a meeting and give you a big manifesto, the right wants to get you to sign on the dotted in exchange for four Green Shield stamps and a Chomp.
    2 points
  43. Imagine being hungover as fuck, thinking you're beating the system by ordering a Full English delivery. Imagine the hope, the optimism, the sheer thrill of waiting for it to arrive and dispense with your hangover, like an elixir made by the gods of Olympus themselves. And then, then, this fucking travesty arrives, everything you hoped for disapears like the cepia tinged memory of a former lovers flaws. You look at it and realise that you're fucked, done, it's over. it'll never get better than yesterday. The anguise must be akin to Munch's 'scream', but there will never be interest in you, no crowds to assess your merit, no validation, no discussion of your qualities and worth, just a sad, hungover creature holding a box containing a breakfast so bad that the driver feels guilty handing it over to a man such as yourself who is so close to the edge.
    2 points
  44. R.I.P. Ray Clemence. He was my first Liverpool hero. I was gutted when he left for Spurs, and gutted when the sad news came this week. The word «legend» is used far too often about players who have won one or two trophies here during a spell of a few years. Clemence won the league five times, the European Cup three times, the UEFA cup twice, and the domestic cups once each. He played 665 matches for the club. Now that is a LEGEND.
    2 points



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