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  1. 6 points
    Fucks sake. When it was London and the SE affected by the virus in the spring, it was full lockdown everywhere, shoulder to shoulder solidarity and mortgage the future of the country to protect it. Now it's the north, it's been a case of "you scummy cunts - stop mixing with one another while the rest of us go back to normal." And now it looks like a load of businesses will get boarded up with probably minimal ongoing support. We've been chucked under a bus to cover up the utter failure of a non-functioning government that doesn't give a shit about anything but its base.
  2. 5 points
    You know you've been riding the forum too long when Carradona now has two kids.
  3. 5 points
    Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.
  4. 4 points
    More conspiracy bollocks. One thing I’ve noticed about all these people who think they have the inside track on conspiracies is that it never does them any actual good. You’re saying I’ve got my head in the sand but you are the one marching round trafalger square standing next to a bloke who believes the queen is a lizard. Dunning Kruger
  5. 4 points
  6. 3 points
    There certainly isn't a solution that people will agree on, you'll get screams from all sides no matter what happens. Vaccine - "I'm not taking it, it might not be safe. Lock down - Worse than the war, nazis Partial lockdown - They're not doing enough No restriction - Swedish model aaarrgghh! (I normally like Swedish Models) Masks - "I can't breathe" No Masks - "People should wear masks" No School - Our children need education or I can't watch Jeremy Kyle repeats with the kids here School - Little monsters are infecting everyone Testing a lot - Too much testing is skewing the figures Not enough testing - How can we assess the real impact if we don't test Little or no restriction enforcement - Bring in the army to thump a few people Some enforcement of restrictions - Nazis Government - go out, go back to work Also Government - stay in, work from home Government Health advice - Obesity is a major contributor to your chances of a worse outcome Government - go out and eat as much half price shit as you can for a month Fucking loonies - 5G is spreading the disease Fucking loonies - There is no disease, it's a conspiracy to make us do things And the list goes on, fuck it I say and bring on the giant meteorite, we are done!
  7. 3 points
    WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration that the president was able to attain what he himself never had, former National Security Advisor John Bolton was reportedly seething with jealousy Tuesday that President Trump got to become a real-life living, breathing biological weapon. “If only I had stayed in the administration, I could’ve been the one to get infected with a deadly virus capable of defeating all of America’s enemies,” said Bolton, growing increasingly incensed that the president had so easily stumbled into such an efficient method of viral warfare. “It’s particularly galling because Donald Trump is totally wasting this golden opportunity just hanging out in the White House when he could bring Iran to its knees with one indoor face-to-face with Rouhani. The president has a moral imperative to fight for American interests by coughing repeatedly in the face of Kim Jong-un or at the very least wandering through a crowded North Korean market to infect as many civilians as possible.” At press time, a desperate Bolton was reportedly rubbing used hospital scrubs against his face and inhaling deeply while booking a flight to Tehran.
  8. 3 points
  9. 3 points
    This is where I'm at. Still loads to do but I'm getting there. Coat of grey paint on it now but need to add fascia board and guttering before focusing on the inside.
  10. 3 points
    I've been working from home since March, parked in the young lads bedroom on a small desk. It was wrecking my head so I decided to build an outdoor office space right beside the house in the only free space left in the garden. Just a small 8x6 room. I looked up getting one made and the prices were mental and some that were reasonable had waiting times of up to 3 months. I initially thought I'd bitten off more than I could chew but it's turning out quite well and I'm proud that I've actually done it myself. I've even decided I'm going to put a TV in there and watch the unmentionable in peace without the little ones wrecking my head.
  11. 3 points
    Think we all need to calm down a bit and beware of kneejerk reactions
  12. 3 points
    Some of the scary shit these anti-democratic, racist cunts are up to, neatly summarised by Zarah Sultana.
  13. 2 points
    Nah I'm all in on 'Team Starmer!' If he thinks a bit of extra judicial killing is okay, let's get it sorted.
  14. 2 points
    Not feeling it with Starmer or Labour. This government of monsters feels like its on the path to authoritarianism, feeding on the absolute worst fears and attributes of people and Labour is too shit scared about its polling to stand up and push back. An election is 4 years away pull these cunts up on every nasty deal or policy they make or introduce. Highlight the lies. One problem with Corbyn was him trying to do politics the right way when no else give a fuck, he looked weak and the shit stuck.
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    Think the last time they got this giddy was when Reina got injured, Doni got sent off and third choice Brad Jones played in the semi. Ended well for them I recall.
  17. 2 points
    Fucking hell! Nine of their first twelve games are against teams that finished in the top six last season? I’m starting to think they might have a genuine reason to be upset with whoever’s responsible for fixture scheduling.
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  19. 2 points
    Pissed up one night after a meal out with family. Went to a pub to finish the night in style. After getting the drinks in ("Anything you want - on me"!), I found us a table in the main bar where some lad was murdering 'Country Roads' to a backing track on the little stage in the corner. "Ey! Karaoke! I could do that", I thought. So I sauntered up to the front to find the little book of songs to choose my weapon of mass entertainment ( In my head, I was going to slay the audience with my rendition of Kenny Rogers' "Coward of The County"). Anyway, after much glancing around I couldn't find it, so I went onstage and asked the lad (who'd just finished singing) where the little book of songs was. He shot me with daggers and said: "This isn't karaoke, mate...". I genuinely can't for the life of me - even now- decide whether I was mortified at ruining his gig, or that it wasn't actually karaoke night.
  20. 2 points
    The single reason I bought a guitar was so I could play 'Eruption' and pull 'chicks'. I failed at both, but nevertheless. EVH was a formative influence on me and my fledgling guitar 'style'. Who am I kidding, he was a genius who bought great musicality to his out there style, and I was an enthusiastic noodler. RIP, man.
  21. 2 points
    Yeah, that's me, "Innocent until proven Not Liberal", I'm always saying that.
  22. 2 points
    Alisson is head and shoulders the best goalie in the world so any number two is going to be a big drop off. Chelsea's and everton's first choice keepers are both shite, the mancs' number one has been shite for ages too although he's of higher pedigree than them, I suspect he's developed brain damage because he's been there too long. There's just not many good ones around, dunno why. By and large though a number two keeper is gonna be a backup for a reason. Say though, I just think it's too simplistic to hang this on him. We could have lost 10-nil, that's a group clusterfuck pure and simple. It's always harder to maintain the fire in the belly once you've reached the top, just look at the number of bands and singers who've gone shit because they started phoning it in. The next game will show us their mettle.
  23. 2 points
    Rhyl council won't allow murals and flags.
  24. 2 points
    WH Smith, about 20 years ago. Me: ”Hi, do you sell jazz mags?” Female shop assistant: *snigger* ”Me: Erm, I can only find the NME and Q”
  25. 2 points
    Went to the night do of a female colleagues wedding and as I went down the greeting line I noticed the best man had a black eye and said to the groom ( his brother ) 'I should have got here earlier, looks like I've missed the fight' upon which he hissed to me ' its a fucking birthmark ' Not my finest hour