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  1. Nah it's not an agenda. It's just what happens when you have a government in charge that's capable of no more than opening the newspapers and making a token gesture to try and assuage whatever outrage is out there, whilst doing and spending as little as possible unless it's something that can be 'tendered' to the 'private sector' when there's a big cash payday for one of your mates: Lockdown. As soon as it was noted that there was a high degree of non-compliance, the government is faced with a choice: tighten the restrictions so they're completely unambiguous (which will make them unpopular), police them better (which would require more resources), or just relax them so that the non-compliers have nothing to comply to. Guess which they did? Foreign travel. Either ban it (which would be massively unpopular and would require a shit-tonne of support for the airline industry), introduce a thorough testing regime on return (which would require more resources for testing) or just allow it to happen (which would allow people to go away but infections to rise). So they do neither, introduce a quarantine which allows them to shrug their shoulders at the tourism sector, whilst also claiming they're still protecting us. Every single decision they've made in the last 6 months has been just a half-baked solution that requires the minimum of resource commitment from Westminster but is just enough to look like they're doing something. I work for a university and we were told to go business as usual for this year, but as the students are coming back the infections are skyrocketing and it's only a matter of time before teaching goes online. Once it does the students will (rightly) start expecting refunds since they're paying for accommodation to access teaching that they could get from their family homes, but I can guarantee the government will just shrug and say "we never stopped you from taking students back, find the cash." It'll be the same with pubs and bars in the north when their takings plummet and they start collapsing, because you can't go to meet someone from outside your household and you've got to be out by 10pm. When winter bites and you can't sit outside without your bollocks freezing off they'll be making about 20p a week, but guess what the government will say? "Coronavirus business loans, eat out to help out, we never forced you to close completely, find the cash." It's incompetence more than design, although I'll admit I can't help but feel there's a concentration of where the incompetence is felt most.
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  2. Fucks sake. When it was London and the SE affected by the virus in the spring, it was full lockdown everywhere, shoulder to shoulder solidarity and mortgage the future of the country to protect it. Now it's the north, it's been a case of "you scummy cunts - stop mixing with one another while the rest of us go back to normal." And now it looks like a load of businesses will get boarded up with probably minimal ongoing support. We've been chucked under a bus to cover up the utter failure of a non-functioning government that doesn't give a shit about anything but its base.
    6 points
  3. Potty training is going well...
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  4. You know you've been riding the forum too long when Carradona now has two kids.
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  5. Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.
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  6. Just gone through the whole thread (for research purposes) and could only see one picture of Karen Gillan. What is the world coming to?!
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  7. It’s a load of shit that stat anyway even if it was true. Some people hear ‘comorbidity’ and think of Cancer and Heart disease but they count obesity, asthma, high blood pressure and a shit loads of mega common things as comorbidities. Just a quick look at high blood pressure says 31% of all men and 26% of all women have it. And probably a lot more who don’t realise they’ve got it. One of my mates is 38. Fit as a fiddle, got two young kids and he has high blood pressure. Which he blames on being an Evertonian which is completely plausible to me. If he dies of it you just read a 38 year old has died with a comorbidity and is makes it sound like he’s got cancer or AIDS or something when in reality he could reasonably expect to live another 40 years. Over 50% of the population of the UK are overweight and about 30% obese. Are these all counted as having a comorbidity too? Unless someone can tell me the definition for what the NHS class as a comorbidity in people who die of Covid then I wouldn’t give claims like this the time of day.
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  8. See I have an issue with the way some people have hijacked the word socialism or the phrase "left wing" and brand anyone they don't agree with as "centrist" and/or Blairite. All of which are meaningless terms in this context. (Where did Marx write about the Israeli police or Trident missiles?) Corbyn’s labour seemed to me to be content with agitating rather than winning elections. This was illustrated when they did shit like divert campaign resources to doing stuff like making a noise in Iain Duncan Smith's constituency rather than deploy them to marginal or red wall seats. They didn't care. Even when they lost they said they'd "won the argument", chose an heiress apparent and have essentially waged war against the guy who beat her fair and square ever since, doing so with the landslide support of Labour members, who must now by definition be blairite Centrists. It's dead easy isn't it to stand outside the tory conference with a banner, or the Israeli embassy with a placard, or retweet articles about footbanks. That gets you the moral authority to say yorue more left wing than your MP or his boss, but it's a lot harder to figure out a strategy for winning back a population who've only voted for one labour leader in my lifetime - the, erm, centrist bogeyman Tony Blair.
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  9. More conspiracy bollocks. One thing I’ve noticed about all these people who think they have the inside track on conspiracies is that it never does them any actual good. You’re saying I’ve got my head in the sand but you are the one marching round trafalger square standing next to a bloke who believes the queen is a lizard. Dunning Kruger
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  10. Anyone who has to mention that they do martial arts, boxing or any fights they have been in within a few moments of speaking to you. Went the pub with my in laws the other week and one of my brother in laws mates turned up, within a few moments he was banging on about some fella attacking him with a hammer in a pub and how he smashed a chair over this fellas head. I thought that this was a recent occurrence but it transpired that it took place in 2004. No idea why he suddenly decided to tell me this other than to get me to go "you're dead hard you mate". Used to work with some lad who would tell everyone he was a black belt in Judo within 5 minutes of meeting someone.
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  11. That’s so true. Whenever you question them about all the null and void stuff, every single one of them says it was just bantz, we can’t take it and our heads are going because they’re ace.Whenever a blue tweets proper hatred and poison and you pull them up on it, you get the fishing emoji back and comments like ‘caught another one’. They hide behind all the vile shit saying they’re just on the wind up. Our wind ups are normally light hearted and taking the piss, these are just fucking horrible. I fucking hate them.
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  12. We’ve already had that conversation
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  13. My missus has already asked if I can pop to the shop and pick up the wine she likes before it gets sold out...
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  14. I agree, although it's a difficult sell having had none of that whatsoever from the other side of the party while Corbyn was leader. It's ultimately self-defeating for those on the left that refuse to support Starmer, but it's entirely understandable.
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  15. Or as Larry Grayson said in his last words, shut that lid.
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  17. There certainly isn't a solution that people will agree on, you'll get screams from all sides no matter what happens. Vaccine - "I'm not taking it, it might not be safe. Lock down - Worse than the war, nazis Partial lockdown - They're not doing enough No restriction - Swedish model aaarrgghh! (I normally like Swedish Models) Masks - "I can't breathe" No Masks - "People should wear masks" No School - Our children need education or I can't watch Jeremy Kyle repeats with the kids here School - Little monsters are infecting everyone Testing a lot - Too much testing is skewing the figures Not enough testing - How can we assess the real impact if we don't test Little or no restriction enforcement - Bring in the army to thump a few people Some enforcement of restrictions - Nazis Government - go out, go back to work Also Government - stay in, work from home Government Health advice - Obesity is a major contributor to your chances of a worse outcome Government - go out and eat as much half price shit as you can for a month Fucking loonies - 5G is spreading the disease Fucking loonies - There is no disease, it's a conspiracy to make us do things And the list goes on, fuck it I say and bring on the giant meteorite, we are done!
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  18. WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration that the president was able to attain what he himself never had, former National Security Advisor John Bolton was reportedly seething with jealousy Tuesday that President Trump got to become a real-life living, breathing biological weapon. “If only I had stayed in the administration, I could’ve been the one to get infected with a deadly virus capable of defeating all of America’s enemies,” said Bolton, growing increasingly incensed that the president had so easily stumbled into such an efficient method of viral warfare. “It’s particularly galling because Donald Trump is totally wasting this golden opportunity just hanging out in the White House when he could bring Iran to its knees with one indoor face-to-face with Rouhani. The president has a moral imperative to fight for American interests by coughing repeatedly in the face of Kim Jong-un or at the very least wandering through a crowded North Korean market to infect as many civilians as possible.” At press time, a desperate Bolton was reportedly rubbing used hospital scrubs against his face and inhaling deeply while booking a flight to Tehran.
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  19. This is where I'm at. Still loads to do but I'm getting there. Coat of grey paint on it now but need to add fascia board and guttering before focusing on the inside.
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  20. I've been working from home since March, parked in the young lads bedroom on a small desk. It was wrecking my head so I decided to build an outdoor office space right beside the house in the only free space left in the garden. Just a small 8x6 room. I looked up getting one made and the prices were mental and some that were reasonable had waiting times of up to 3 months. I initially thought I'd bitten off more than I could chew but it's turning out quite well and I'm proud that I've actually done it myself. I've even decided I'm going to put a TV in there and watch the unmentionable in peace without the little ones wrecking my head.
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  21. Think we all need to calm down a bit and beware of kneejerk reactions
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  22. Some of the scary shit these anti-democratic, racist cunts are up to, neatly summarised by Zarah Sultana.
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  23. Shit. Just what the fuck happened there? I’ve never seen anything like this in all my years of watching football. We never defended that badly even when we were rubbish. By defending I don’t specifically just mean the defenders, I mean the whole team. It was a shambles. This team hardly ever loses games, so to see them spanked like this is actually incomprehensible. If I hadn’t seen it I wouldn’t have believed this was even possible. Sure, we could have lost the game. I could see that happening. I could even see another Watford type result being possible. But this??? Nah, I never thought even in my worst nightmares this could happen. I don’t really know what to say. It was only a few days ago the entire world was ready to just hand us the title. I felt like that too. I still do, despite this. The point is though literally everyone in the media had already decided that the title was staying here. Maybe that was the problem? The players have got fuck all to do these days other than train and then go home and watch telly. They can’t go anywhere, or do anything. So maybe they’ve just been sat around watching Sky Sports News all week having smoke blown up their arses, and this was the result of it. We didn't run away with the title last year just because we're better than everyone else. We ran away with it because we were focused and concentrated in every game we played (bar Watford) until the title was won. We didn't always play at our best, but we avoided the kind of bad results against inferior teams that had plagued us over the last 30 years. That's how you win titles. So with that in mind, and having seen how we've approached almost every game in recent seasons, I think I can safely say that they just weren’t mentally prepared for this game, which tells me they didn’t take it as seriously as they would have if they’d been playing an Arsenal or a Chelsea. It’s not something you can level at these lads very often, but I don’t see how you can draw any other conclusion after this. A fully switched on, fully motivated Liverpool does not concede seven goals against anybody, let alone Aston Villa. So therefore, clearly they weren’t switched on and motivated or this couldn’t have happened. It looked wrong right from the start. We've seen that before and usually we find a way to steady ourselves and get into the game. This time we never did. Before I get fully into the inquest though I feel it needs saying that Villa played incredibly well and fully deserved this. It wasn’t lucky and we can’t say it was a freak result because it wasn’t. They were outstanding and could easily have scored more. Yes three of their goals were spawny deflections but considering they also hit the woodwork and missed four or five other great chances I don’t think we can say the scoreline flattered them at all. Credit where it's due. We can have no complaints at all. We were fucking abysmal and deserved to be humiliated. How can this happen? I don’t think there’s any one simple answer. There are all sorts of factors that went into this and it just ended up being a perfect storm. First of all it had been a troubling week at Melwood. Thiago and Sadio coming down with Covid shouldn’t in itself be a problem as ordinarily we should be able to cope without them. How has it impacted the group though? How many of them have had it on their minds this week or thought that they themselves had it? We don’t know how this kind of thing might affect them. Shit, I’d have demanded all of them were tested right on full time, because if Corona Virus was a football performance this would be it. Defensively this display was me in March / April when I’d struggle to summon the energy to go for a piss and then I’d immediately fall asleep for an hour afterwards. Even then I was more alert than Joe Gomez in this game. My point is that players are humans and sometimes we overlook that. There could be any number of reasons for it but something just wasn’t right with their mental approach to this game. What caused it is something they need to figure out for themselves. Losing Alisson plays a part too, obviously, although even as shit as Adrian has been in 2020 I’m not pinning this on him. That’s too easy. We lost Allison at the beginning of last season too and we won every game with Adrian in goal. I have no hesitation in blaming him for the Atletico Madrid defeat as that was completely on him. The team were great that night but he gave the game away virtually on his own. He isn’t the reason for this one though. He was just one of many factors. Of course the first goal was shite but it doesn’t justify what happened afterwards. You have to respond when someone makes a mistake. We did it against Arsenal last week when Robbo fucked up. This time we didn't, but that's not on Adrian. He’s an easy target but scapegoating him would be falling into the same trap as those who blamed the Watford loss on Lovren. Far too simplistic. He is a problem though, obviously. A problem that I don't know we have a solution to. Other factors come into it too. The empty stadium thing is definitely playing a massive part in some of these wild, unpredictable results we’re seeing. As is the shortened pre-season. There are too many crazy results right across Europe for this to not be a thing. Pandemic footy isn’t the same as normal footy. All of the above plays a part but in addition to that Villa were well up for it and had clearly done their homework on how to get in behind us, because they were able to do it ALL THE FUCKING TIME. The easy thing to do is jump on the Sky bandwagon and talk about the “risky high line”, but that high line has helped us to 196 points in two seasons as well as a title and a European Cup. Nothing wrong with how we set up, but it doesn’t really matter how you set up when half the team are throwing in absolute fucking clunkers and we’re losing individual battles all over the park. You just can’t win when so many players play this badly and ignore the jobs they are supposed to be doing. I’m trying to be kind by putting forward reasons as to why they may have played like that, but nothing really justifies how bad this actually was. I’m so shellshocked by it that I’m not even angry yet. I might be in a day or two when it fully sinks in, but chances are it’s just something that I’ll want to forget about as quickly as possible. The international break doesn’t help with that. Couldn’t have come at a worse time. We got off to the worst possible start when Adrian misplaced a pass to Gomez in the box. He should be clearing that ball and not trying to play in that situation. Even if he’d played a decent pass Gomez would have been put under immediate pressure by Grealish. Yes we play out from the back when it’s safe to do so but there’s nothing wrong with kicking it long when needed, and in fairness we see both Alisson and Adrian do that plenty. We aren’t a play out at all costs team like City or Arsenal and kicking it long is something we do when the situation demands it. On this occasion Adrian chose not to and was punished. Bad decision and bad execution. It typified how the whole team had started though, Villa were sharper than us right from the first whistle. I had hoped the goal would wake us up but it didn’t. We didn’t start playing until we were 2-0 down. The second goal was good from Villa’s perspective. Grealish played a nice ball down the line to get Watkins away and he cut inside Gomez and lashed one in the top corner. Shite from Joe though. Keep him on his left foot. It's really not that difficult. We eventually settled down and had a good spell, created some chances that we didn’t take, probably should have had a penalty, and eventually made the breakthrough when Salah finished sharply. I felt good at that point. The goal got us back into it and we were playing quite well after that nightmare start in which we could easily have conceded more than the two (Barkley missed two great chances). Then we gave away another goal almost straight away and never recovered from it. The third was a fluke that we couldn’t do much about. We cleared the corner, McGinn volleyed it back in and it hit Van Dijk and went in the opposite corner. I think they’d won that corner from Barkley running through unopposed again and forcing a save from Adrian on his near post. Actually that might have been a different incident. They had so many attacks it’s hard for me to remember the sequence they came in. I know that the attack that led to the corner had initially looked offside and Klopp was going mad. Replays showed the linesman was right though as Gomez tried to step out and catch them offside but he was too late. Their fourth had a hint of offside about it too. It came from a free-kick that went to the far post and was knocked back into the centre for Watkins to complete his hat-trick. The lad who put the cross in was just onside and although there were a couple of them in the middle who were off when the free-kick came in, that’s not classed as offside anymore so again, nothing wrong with that goal. Predictably, much is being made of how high up the pitch we defended that free-kick but we’ve been doing that for years and nearly always catch the opposition offside. Mind you, Villa scored from a similar one last year I think, so unlike the rest of the league they seem to have figured out how to beat it. So 4-1 now. Fucking hell. The craziest thing is I rang my Dad at half time and I said I wouldn’t be surprised if we still came back and got something. Seems daft now but how can you ever completely write this team off? Robbo even said after the game that he thought we could come back and win it, but then we went out and played just as badly if not even worse. Minamino replaced Keita at the break, which made sense I suppose but I’d have probably put Milner or Hendo on to get more control. It wasn’t an extra attacker we needed as we looked dangerous enough going forward. We just had zero control of the game, the defence had no protection and it was like basketball at times. Clearly Hendo mustn’t have been fit enough as getting him out there was a no brainer otherwise. Minamino did nothing really, but he wasn’t alone in that and considering we were 4-1 down when he came on he’s not really on any list of culprits here. The next goal was always going to be vital and if Villa got it then that was us done and dusted. And they did. Fucking Barkley with a deflected shot that looped over Adrian. It was the only way that turd was going to score as he missed every other chance he had, the breeze block headed cunt. It was a flukey goal but it was self inflicted because it came about from Gomez passing it straight to a Villa player and putting us on the back foot. He was subbed soon after to put him out of his misery. We were just a completely disorganised mess at this point. We were losing the ball cheaply and were wide open to counters. Klopp always talks about protecting our attacks and how important that is. We didn’t do it at all. The defenders deserve all the stick that will come their way after this (not Robbo, he was sound) but they got no help whatsoever from those in front of them. None. Mo pulled one back with another fine finish after Bobby actually finally fucking did something and found a team-mate with a pass. He spent most of the game passing it to Villa players and his evening was summed up when he gave them the ball and they went up the pitch and scored again when Grealish’s shot deflected in off Fabinho. I couldn’t for the life of me even remember the seventh goal and I’ve just had to watch the 90 second highlight package on LFCTV to remind me. It was Grealish running free through the middle with no-one anywhere near him. That made me remember a similar one when Watkins ran through and Adrian had to make a good save to deny him. Due to having to watch that I also had to sit through the other goals again and ok yeah, now I’m getting angry about it. Some of those players gave up. Their heads went down and they allowed what would have been a bad loss to become a historically bad one. Probably doesn’t happen with fans in the ground as professional pride kicks in and you want to keep the score down. It just gives you that extra bit of motivation to not be humiliated. I didn’t see that here though. I just saw players not tracking runners, not putting pressure on the ball and generally just letting Villa do whatever they wanted. I feel as though I’m finally done with Keita now. He just doesn’t do enough. Even his good games aren’t THAT good and the fact is most of his performances are like this one. Not terrible, it’s not like he stands out for being crap, but too often he just doesn’t do anything. He’s a nothing player. A pisser and farter. He floats around being neat and tidy, but he’s meek as fuck and our midfield is nearly always far more open when he’s in it. He’s good at nicking it in the final third but if that doesn’t happen then once they’re behind him it’s goodnight. He’s our least effective midfielder and at this point I’d rather see any of the others (including Jones and Grujic) play ahead of him. He's in his third year and he's basically no better than he was when he first got here. Bobby needs dropping now too. I don’t know how many performances like this he’s going to be allowed to get away with before he’s finally benched. There’s no way I’d start him next game. Not a chance. Mo through the middle with Sadio and Jota wide for me. Minamino even, I could live with that but I’d prefer Jota as I think he’s done well. But Firmino will start. I'm under no illusions there and I’m not sure how bad he’d have to be to ever get dropped because Klopp is his number one fan. Dropping him might be what he needs though as this has been going on for 12 months now. He either needs a kick up the arse or he's low on confidence. Either way, benching him is the way to go. If he does play in the derby then he better fucking perform because we can't have any passengers in that game. Then there’s Gomez. What the fuck? I thought he was great against Arsenal last week but then he goes and plays like this. It was truly horrendous. It was Lovren on one of his meltdown days. That Watkins kid gave him the absolute runaround. In fairness, Virg was shite too but Gomez was a whole other level of bad. Fabinho was no better when he dropped into the backline and he was also shite in midfield. Barkley was running through uncontested time and time again. Given that it’s Fabinho’s job to protect the back four I think it’s fair to question just where the fuck he was when that kept happening. I actually thought Gini was ok. By ok I mean he wasn’t terrible like some of the others. He did the kind of job he usually does, but usually he’s doing it with two other midfielders also helping to boss the game. It felt like he was a one man midfield at times. Fuck me we don’t half miss Hendo sometimes don’t we? There is no way in a million years we concede seven with him on the pitch. Not a chance. It’s interesting when you hear the other players talk about how last season it was Hendo keeping everyone grounded and not letting them get carried away even when we were miles ahead. Robbo in particular has mentioned it loads, how Hendo refused to relax or get complacent right up until the moment the title was finally won. The way Robbo describes it you get the impression that some of the other lads were getting a bit too relaxed about it and it was Hendo who kept demanding more from everyone and making sure they kept their standards up. Hendo didn’t play at Watford and he didn’t play in this one. That isn’t a co-incidence for me. Yeah, he didn’t play at Chelsea or against Arsenal either, but that’s different because games like that are ones when everyone is always going to be fully up for it because it’s a big game against a top six rival. Watford away and Villa away? Different story. We’ve done an incredible job in recent years of being up for games like this and not letting standards slip, but the two times when we’ve let ourselves down have been when the skipper wasn’t out there. The only good thing about this I suppose is that Villa fans didn’t get to see it in person. I dread to think what Brummy wit we’d have had to endure. They’re the most unfunny, unoriginal cunts in the league at the best of times, but this would have been unbearable. Then again, if the stadium had been full this wouldn’t have gone down in this manner anyway. The stakes just aren’t as high when the stadium is empty. It just adds an extra layer of incentive that is almost impossible to recreate. Would Man City have conceded five at home if fans had been there? Would United have let in six? Would Wolves have been spanked 4-0 by West Ham? I doubt it. And there’s no part of me willing to accept we’d have let in seven against Villa in a full stadium. Football without fans is really shit and the results are just not realistic. Every week there’s completely mad scorelines and it isn’t a true reflection of the teams involved. But we’re stuck with this for the foreseeable future so these lads need to figure it out. You can’t play the way they did against Arsenal and then six days later serve up a shit burger like this. It’s incomprehensible. Maybe this is something they needed. Were they starting to believe the hype? The hype was completely justified as this team is the best in the land by some distance. However, they’re only that good when they do the things that made them the best. Against Villa I didn’t see ANY of that. There was no pressing, no closing down, no tracking of runners. I’d never accuse these lads of a lack of effort but they were definitely not switched on and focused for this game. I don’t like saying it because the attitude of this squad has been exemplary for years, but I suppose it’s only natural. It’s impossible to be completely focused week in week out. That’s why even the very best teams don’t win every single game they play. So yeah, whatever the reason it seems clear to me that that the players approached the game differently to the way they did the Chelsea and Arsenal games. Maybe you disagree and don’t think it was complacency, or you put it down to something else. Something less tangible like some of the things I mentioned earlier. Whatever the cause of it, I think we can all agree that Aston Villa would not be putting seven goals past us if we were mentally right. Too many players just weren’t at it, for whatever reason. So what now? We’ll see I guess. Before this game everyone had us running away with the league and one game shouldn’t change that, no matter how chastening an experience that game proved to be. I still think we’re by far the best team in the country but this empty stadium thing makes things far less predictable and we just don’t look the same as we did before lockdown. We can still play at full throttle when we’re really up for it. The Palace game just after lockdown ended was a good example, as was Arsenal last week. I’m now beginning to realise that we can’t do that week in week out in empty stadiums though. In theory it shouldn’t make that much of a difference, but in reality it does. It’s not even just the Anfield atmosphere we miss. Away games are more difficult too. It should be easier without a hostile away crowd but for a team like ours who play on emotion and need that intensity, it’s really difficult to do that every week when there are no crowds. We thrive on the emotion inside stadiums, whether its supportive or hostile. This one off loss doesn’t change how I view our chances of retaining the title. Losing Alisson for six weeks does a little though. We coped pretty well at the beginning of last season when he couldn’t play but that feels like an awful long time ago now because Adrian now looks like he’s going to fuck up every time he plays. We can overcome losing Alisson if everyone else is on it and last year that’s what happened. But it’s when we’re not playing great that we really need Alisson, and him not being there for any length of time is probably cost to cost us some points. Personally I wouldn’t play Adrian again. He’s a busted flush now. I doubt his team-mates have any confidence in him and he’s now looking like he has no confidence in himself. He will play though because Klopp isn’t going to throw Kelleher in for the derby and for CL games. The Villa away game last year was the day when a lot of Reds believed we would win the title. When you look back on it, it was definitely a pivotal moment. I wonder how we’ll look back on this one when the season is over? Maybe this is the first chink in the armour, or perhaps it is the wake up call that we needed. Right now I’m positive that it’s the latter, but it’s this shitty Covid footy that is really throwing everything up in the air. It’s levelled the playing field massively as it’s not like real footy. There’s just an artificialness about it all and it’s causing results to be all over the place. In closing, a result and performance like this shouldn’t ever happen but it might be a good thing that it has because now the players know that as great as they are, they aren’t invincible and if they don’t do the things that made them great in the first place they can be severely embarrassed. Use that embarrassment as motivation to ensure it never happens again, and for the love of all that is good and pure, get your fucking shit together before the derby. Star man is Robbo, which is mad because he plays in a defence that conceded seven goals. He was by far our best player though, along with Mo and Jota who were both alright. Team: Adrian; Alexander-Arnold, Gomez (Jones), Van Dijk, Robertson; Fabinho, Wijnaldum, Keita (Minamino); Salah, Firmino (Milner), Jota:
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  25. Sorry if already posted but a nice kick from Ken Clarke
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  26. I'm glad Annie Road is still alive & kicking
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  27. Only just heard this recently but it's a brilliant piece of music.
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  28. Oh shit, that's alright, only 350 perfectly healthy 'young' people went through agony trying to breathe and then just died? Do you remember when we set-up drug tsars and spent millions when a middle-class person died of ecstasy? Breakfast telly aren't going to double-check a damn thing. That 350 figure is shocking. Just 'because' then? How many 'healthy' people ended up in hospital for treatment, that's the key, to not overstretch the NHS? Or has that now changed, so being in an induced coma to get you through it isn't a negative worth highlighting?
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  29. Blue translator: Left hand side - Totally concerend about peoples' health lid Right hand side - Just a bit of bantz lid
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  30. Corner nodded back across the keeper and 3-1 to Liverpool Women. Any win against united is to be applauded!
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  31. Christ if she could read my mind she would become the worlds greatest Parkour champion just to escape
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  33. Nah I'm all in on 'Team Starmer!' If he thinks a bit of extra judicial killing is okay, let's get it sorted.
    2 points
  34. And then decides it’s time to move in any number of directions just as you’re stepping over it? cats are absolute arseholes, only surpassed in their commitment to irritate their owners by fucking rabbits.
    2 points
  35. Fucking hell! Nine of their first twelve games are against teams that finished in the top six last season? I’m starting to think they might have a genuine reason to be upset with whoever’s responsible for fixture scheduling.
    2 points
  36. Pissed up one night after a meal out with family. Went to a pub to finish the night in style. After getting the drinks in ("Anything you want - on me"!), I found us a table in the main bar where some lad was murdering 'Country Roads' to a backing track on the little stage in the corner. "Ey! Karaoke! I could do that", I thought. So I sauntered up to the front to find the little book of songs to choose my weapon of mass entertainment ( In my head, I was going to slay the audience with my rendition of Kenny Rogers' "Coward of The County"). Anyway, after much glancing around I couldn't find it, so I went onstage and asked the lad (who'd just finished singing) where the little book of songs was. He shot me with daggers and said: "This isn't karaoke, mate...". I genuinely can't for the life of me - even now- decide whether I was mortified at ruining his gig, or that it wasn't actually karaoke night.
    2 points
  37. The single reason I bought a guitar was so I could play 'Eruption' and pull 'chicks'. I failed at both, but nevertheless. EVH was a formative influence on me and my fledgling guitar 'style'. Who am I kidding, he was a genius who bought great musicality to his out there style, and I was an enthusiastic noodler. RIP, man.
    2 points
  38. Yeah, that's me, "Innocent until proven Not Liberal", I'm always saying that.
    2 points
  39. Preaching to Americans about taking the virus head on and how they have the drugs to treat it like he got. He didn't mention that one of the drugs he got costs $5k a vial. The best lesson he could give to Americans is to fucking drop dead.
    2 points
  40. Alisson is head and shoulders the best goalie in the world so any number two is going to be a big drop off. Chelsea's and everton's first choice keepers are both shite, the mancs' number one has been shite for ages too although he's of higher pedigree than them, I suspect he's developed brain damage because he's been there too long. There's just not many good ones around, dunno why. By and large though a number two keeper is gonna be a backup for a reason. Say though, I just think it's too simplistic to hang this on him. We could have lost 10-nil, that's a group clusterfuck pure and simple. It's always harder to maintain the fire in the belly once you've reached the top, just look at the number of bands and singers who've gone shit because they started phoning it in. The next game will show us their mettle.
    2 points
  41. Rhyl council won't allow murals and flags.
    2 points
  42. WH Smith, about 20 years ago. Me: ”Hi, do you sell jazz mags?” Female shop assistant: *snigger* ”Me: Erm, I can only find the NME and Q”
    2 points
  43. Went to the night do of a female colleagues wedding and as I went down the greeting line I noticed the best man had a black eye and said to the groom ( his brother ) 'I should have got here earlier, looks like I've missed the fight' upon which he hissed to me ' its a fucking birthmark ' Not my finest hour
    2 points
  44. Bobby needs to be benched. A front 3 of Mane, Salah and Jota is what we should see after the international break.
    2 points



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