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Theres a Sarr man, waiting to be signed, he'd like to play with Mane, and I'm sure he'd blow our minds.

I didn't pay five quid (it was £5 wasn't it ? It's been that long) for the Rock to glory in one of the worlds finest example of Nouveau art. I've already linked it's increase in value into my retirement pot which currently stands at 3p. The Rock can go fuck himself.

Which, considering they also lost to us on that first day, was a miraculous statement.

I can only guess how much that late pen boiled the piss of so many opposition fans. I hope it's truly spoilt their evening. I'll reflect on the performance tomorrow but as it's 4.30 am here, I'm going to just buzz off a win as I go to sleep.

Get in. That's for Viduka you cunts.

Can ye explain what exactly gomez did wrong today apart from that half hearted attempt at their first? That wasn't near half as bad as what van dijk did, and he didn't put a foot wrong the rest of the game. He had more clearances and double the passes of virgil. I'm not saying he was Maldini in his prime, but he wasn't that bad either. They got fuck all protection from the midfield today also. Let's give them all a few games before we throw them under a bus.

Leeds were fucking garbage. They didn't even get a single corner. How the fuck did they score 3 goals? It's crystal clear that some players have slackened off. Just watch the replay on the 3rd goal. The problem here is the first team pretty much picks itself and the players know it. Klopp should be dropping under performers. How did Bobby stay on the pitch for the whole game?

At least you're not being sent to the Wirral on the wrong bus by Evertonians.

The only statement Leeds made was they might concede 100 plus

It's a low, low bar.

Funny how quickly people want players fucked off out of the team that have just won our first league title in 30 years. First game of the season after a complete worldwide shitfest that’s fucked up everything with still no fans in the stadium and basically no pre season. This season should be a free hit after the last 2 years. Yet everyone is losing their shit at the players. It’s only a forum obviously but it’s a good view of the wider opinion of the fans generally. It creates a bad atmosphere and puts unnecessary pressure on the team.

Inclined as I am to be negative, I think it’s worth remembering that Norwich probably should have scored at least three against us on the opening day last season. Their profligacy ensured it was never close, but we were almost as shoddy as we were today.

We definitely need freshening up. If they want their investment to continue making money they need to open the cheque book.

It's 4:25am, I'm too hyped up to sleep, it's my wife's birthday (ie gets a sleep in) and my 3 young lads will be up in 2-3 hours. Thank fuck for 3 points in the end!

I love the way Champ is the only one we can trust to do this. She's TLW's token nice person.

No way ' Oakley Cannonier' is a real name. That's a Championship Manager 18th season computer-generated name.

“Tell us never” makes us sound like plucky underdogs. Load of shite.

That's wonderful. I wonder if we can get an arrangement with the Barrymore pool pic on?

I'd be awful on gogglebox. Every clip would be me standing up and stating "I'm not watching this shit" and then walking off.

Ponha seu pé nisso pelo amor de Deus

I never used to be keen on them but bought a packet the other week because they were cheap and enjoyed them. I’d forgotten they were coconut flavoured.

never in doubt

I’m drained!

Was about to post something the same as this

Competition for Bobby must be priority.

Thank fuck for Mo sums that up!

Shackleton exploring that wing.

Fuck yes!!!! Anyone who says that he’s not the best forward in this team is wrong and will always be wrong.

Green on the kit. Boss attacking Shambles at the back. Joe and Virgil conjuring their inner Phil Babb.

He's carried the whole team

Fucking shocking. This is what happens when you go backwards and everyone else improves.

He's a world class goal keeper so it's taken Achterberg a little longer than normal to start working his magic.

Gomez doing a Mina and chasing players into midfield leaving Van Dijk exposed.

What is Carragher on about? It was clear as fuck. Shut up you annoying tit.

"Leeds is the bigger story" Is it fuck.

Genuinely shitting it. Living in and amongst leeds fans means life would be fucking unbearable for months if they beat us. If we start sloppy like we did against Blackpool there's no way these cunts will let a hatful of goals in.

1-0 up after 75/80 minutes and starting to look a bit shite.

Lingard is pretty consistent if you ask me.

Hallmarks of a serial killer that, if you watched any you'd know.

‘Nice’

Nay worries mate. It’s cracking when someone nails one of our kits like New Balance have recently. When we get ugly shit and tacky ones I tend to retreat to my default of modern football is shit and ignore them.

When I'm Liverpool - Champions edition. Should get you in the mood.

Probably the same age as the ones doing the £115 tops.

Please don’t

All three major political parties are complicit in the last few decades of fragmentation, marketisation, piecemeal privatisation and erosion of the basic principles of the NHS; that's the top and bottom of all the problems the NHS faces today.