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Alan Hansen, quite simply the best footballing centre back Ive ever seen play for Liverpool, is 65 today. How times fly. I can remember this gangly ex manchester united supporting kid playing for us. If people thought Moreno was a liability, Jocky initially was worse. He was far too cocky or was it just casual and he'd cause some awful moments. The worst was when he gifted Bruges a virtual one on one in the 78 European Cup Final and only a goal line clearance by Thommo (I think) prevent them from equalising. But that casualness was eventually knocked out of him. I even saw him score a brace in a UEFA Cup game against a Dutch side, was it Twente? He'd been out injured a long time before the 88 FA Cup semi final against Forest and hadnt played in ages. The sense of relief that went around the ground when his name was read out was immense. He wasnt named as a sub, hewas straight into the team, he played like he hadnt missed a game never mind 6, 7, 8 or whatever. He was like a Rolls Royce. He might have been fucked after the game but he didnt look it during the game. He's the last Liverpool skipper to hold the league trophy. Well, until Hendo does it in a few weeks time! Many happies, Jocky!

He might be caught in a trap.

Someone copy this onto a picture of Marilyn Monroe and we’ll see if we can get it going on Facebook.

It's because they're thick as fuck. Always freaks me out when I see eastern European football fans doing it when the Nazis were, quite literally, shoveling their grandparents into ovens.

No, they are. I’m here, as part of the opposition to drunk, racist dickheads ‘protesting’, and they are, they’re not even hiding it. As they haven’t at every other protest I’ve been called a race traitor, homo, sheeple etc. If they believe it or not, or they’re just really fucking thick, doesn’t matter, they’re pondlife. Morons who have no idea that those above them are the problem not those ‘below’ then. Im wearing a blue shirt, look out for me on the news.

Good.

"My previous relationship was stale for years, the sex stopped and we wasn't getting on. Ultimately I had no choice but to have her beheaded. Only for her being decapitated, I think we could have remained friends."

Amazing how China have a track and trace system capable of determining a chopping board to be the culprit. Whereas our system pinpoints it down to 'Britain'. We really have been fucked in the face by these Tory lizards. 'New Normal'. If you accept a 'new normal', then soon when we have a huge rise in violent crime due to unemployment, no deal Brexit, we'll be told not to complain about a 500% rise in muggings, but instead we'll be urged to consider it the 'new normal'. Can't get a job? New normal mate. Been evicted for not paying your rent? New normal mate. Kids school shut down? New normal mate. Pension disappeared? New normal mate. How about FUCK your new normal. How about NORMAL. How about look at New Zealand, can I have a government that does that? Big crowds at sports again, yknow, NORMAL. Not because they were lucky, because they made the right choices at the right time and they get to have NORMAL back now. If we accept a 'NEW' normal, we are fucked. We won't have NORMAL back. You have no idea what NORMAL will be, because they'll make it up from week-to-week, and you'll be forced to swallow it, because everyone else is, because 'science', because rich dickheads thought they could out-think biology, because they refused to believe in the basics of epidemiology, because the 'E' in PPE was Economics, not Epidemiology, and therefore it's less important than Economics. I said it before, that riots will happen this year, that there is an undertow to society that will drag the people on the bottom out onto the streets soon. Lebanon, right now, is rioting against the government after years of economic shit from their government. Literally ripping the government out. This is the only way this ends now, this country cannot endure 5 years of weekly high-stakes being bet each week by this government. Be it Covid 19, be it Brexit, be it climate change, be it recessions, be it racist riots, be PM's in intensive care, be it Russia, be it Trump, whatever the new 'knife-edge' saga that threatens our existence and our families, you cannot govern a country like this and not expect the pot to boil. I fully expect the EDL to keep a high profile now, they will engineer an encounter with BLM groups, and all hell will break loose one hot summer night, and we'll still be putting out the fires a month later.

My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown. He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.

Fuck him. Fat racist twat

Bang out of order, that. You're not a race traitor or sheeple.

He's the worst, can't stand him. I hated him before it was cool to hate him. Don't even know why I hated him, I just did. I suspect it was a combination of things. First, I didn't think he was any good and it pissed me off that he was seen as England's number one and not Clemence. I was a kid at the time and accept that he may well have been great back then for all I knew. But then when I was old enough to form a proper opinion I still thought he was shite (because by that stage he defo was, the leaden footed turd). So there was that. I reckon my main beef with him was him crying over the Hand of God. Maradona was one of my heroes back then and I was even wearing an Argentina kit watching that game. When it finished, while the nation fumed and wept, I went straight into the garden, in full kit, pretending to be Diego. Hearing Shilton whine about it for years just made me hate him even more. He's a good eight inches taller than Maradona and I don't give a fuck if Diego uses his hand. Shilton could use his too, but he got outjumped by one of the shortest players in the world. Stupid curly haired fuck.

Brian Dowling.

Ugly scenes, but no worse than Momentum thugs being rude on Twitter

Yea, no need for suspicious minds.

Popeye's let himself go.

Or Jade Goody.

If you haven't already seen it -

Completely unnecessary and unacceptable language, get the fuck out of here.

Hehe, I actually had this on RAWK some time ago. I'm pretty sure I posted an explanation a while ago on here- it was after a dinner time football game, I'd been hit in the face with the ball and didn't have time (or probably inclination, I was 12), to clean up. Especially not after my Mum had to wash my Klan robes for the fourth time that week.

It’s boss, I’m 15 years younger than you and split up with my wife about a year and a half ago. I kept the house and had the kids half the time. About 9 months ago I agreed to give it another go for the kids but that was a mistake and we called it in March. We agreed to all live together during lockdown as the kids are young so we could both support them and be safer. She’s now buying another place and I cannot wait to get back in the routine I had. I’m assuming your kids are older so there’s less of a worry there. Getting your own life back and not having to worry about pleasing someone else just so you don’t get moaned at constantly is ace. Embrace it and then don’t get back with her.

So at the grand old age of 52 , I am about to leave the comfort of my home of nearly 15 years Moving into a flat on my own and absolutely dreading it Not my idea , but the marriage is stale as fuck so was going to happen sooner or later . So who do we have on here with similar experience ?

Ha , not quite called on a GP mate of mine for a chat and a scrip of valium for my ever increasing old man angst Some great ideas for recovery , but I'm a bit quiet and reserved for most of them . The thought of constant peace and quiet is nirvana most of the time , when it's staring me in the face ? Not so much . For now at least

The tactic of platforming high profile racists and defeating them through reasoned debate in the marketplace of ideas is working out great so far.

Fidel Gastro

Busted.

I wish our party political broadcasts were as good as this nowadays

I honestly wish everybody would just fuck off

Don't tell em Pike.

On my first job down here I decided to see what Winchester was like so walked down for a pint, those days, on my way back to the site there was a girl lying on the grass reading a magazine, fuck knows what I said to her but next thing we walked down this track where she gave me a blow job, she spat out the spermatozoon into a pond that we was next too, then a load of fish swam over and started feeding on it, we both looked at each other a bit bemused, so we did it again a bit later and same thing. Not exactly awkward as such but I do wonder if I have an offspring swimming around somewhere in the shape of a Bream or something.

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I just don't see 'the right' as a real threat in this country, they're basically a bunch of West Ham fans and all around shithouses. Half the ones that get arrested tend to look like teenage paedophiles. They were showing something on ITN once about 'right wing training camps' and it was basically about eight lads in a community centre kicking punch bags. It's interesting that they only ever turn out when the police have been give fair warning so there'll be enough coppers around to protect them if shit goes south. Believe me, these are not the brown shirts of the future. They're taxi drivers who admire the queen and alan sugar.

Own music, own bedtime, own food, own music, licence to thrill, own crisps, can open a bevvy whenever you want, own routine, own peace and quiet, own music. For the first time in YOUR life in a long time it’s all about YOU. You came out your mums daffodil naked and alone. You will shuffle off this mortal coil naked and alone. The inbetween bit isn’t all about everyone else. Some of it is but it’s YOU that lives YOUR life. As soon as you shut that door behind you for the first time on Monday make sure you open a beer right away because you are starting YOUR life. Fucking embrace it Elvis

Anyone up for smashing up Mudfaces statue?

If it's killing old deers and repopulation they're after, they should send in a professional.

If Everton FC was a Simpson's character: Whilst the newborn Liverpool FC was given a free ground, little Everton, at the tender age of 13, had to carry away heavy turnstiles. And while others played in luxury had build it's own ramshackle, wooden stadium. One day, a confident financial expert befriended the unlucky little club. Those that questioned the wisdom of his patter were met with his response: "this is probably the greatest... aw, not for you. It's more of a Liverpool idea. " The Gravy Tits replied: "Now wait a minute, we're twice as smart as those merderin redshite". So Lyle Moshley told them: "I'll show you my idea - I give you the Everton Unicorn USM Stadium!" Led by envy and bitterness, Little Everton overreached - its tiny, grasping hands borrowing money it didn't have in order to build a unicorn stadium.

Off a French lady's car.

TAKE IT TO THE JOKE THREAD!!!11! THIS IS THE PICTURES THREAD!!!! Shit. I think lockdown is having a bad effect on me.

Couldn't be any more of a clichéd bunch if they came from central casting for 'white racist English men'.

That's all part of the trick, they label themselves the same to gain their votes. White working class "patriots" who want to get rid of the immigrants are considered right wing, and the Eton boys who want to keep those same working classes down while increasing their own millions/billions are also right wing. Johnson, Farage, and all the others would happily set you on fire to keep themselves warm, but as long as they occasionally pander to the mob with the odd quips about taking the country back or comparing labour to the Soviets they'll get the votes because "that Farage is the kind of fella I could have a pint with".

We should have some funds available for transfers, the problem is no-one knows what the current and next season look like yet. There’s no plan for European competition, there’s a fair to middling chance the league is fucked up for the next season or two. Gate money, TV money, European comp money and sponsor money could be massively effected. No-one knows what’s going to happen. Also all clubs are affected, the lower ones even worse, so we can’t sell squad players for high fees to the likes of Palace and Bournemouth. There’s a reasonable chance that a lot of clubs are going to just have to try to get players to take pay cuts, or just let them go. The only clubs who will be outlaying any big money on players at this time are the oil cheats, who have never run on a budget. Anyone hoping that FSG will put up £200 million of their own money to sign Kai Havertz in this current situation obviously hasn’t been paying attention to the world.

I don't get the defund the police argument. I can in the US where they supply them with military grade weapons. What do you have instead of police. Rather than defund them use the money you spend on all this military gear and train them properly, have a real vetting programme to stop thick jar head racists being able overdose on power.

Just gonna go ahead and edit that out.

Elvis in his new flat in about a month’s time.

Cool song. Cooler video.

It's the Elvis 2020 Comeback Special.