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There are seven and a half billion people left, happen I’ll meet more. The only sober thing about that is what she should have been before she wrote that shite, then perhaps she’d realise how stupid it is and delete her twitter account.

Might have put this on here before, but watched the Istanbul one in the Standard in West Derby Village and a when Milan's third goal went in, a bluenose standing in the doorway jumped up and knocked himself unconscious on the lintel and was in his gores of blood .The paramedics were still there looking after him when Xabi's penalty follow-up went in.Would love to have heard his response when he was told the score.

Can't believe what I'm reading here. He did become a bit of a parody of himself going into the 90s but the first 15 years or so of his career contained some of the greatest acting committed to tape.

Professor Ferguson should retract his resignation and claim that he wasn't sure if his penis was working properly and he just wanted to make sure that it was alright.

Not sure who said recommended mirtzapine , but after some days from hell , massive anxiety attacks I spoke to my doctor and she put me on 15mg along with a beta blocker and wow what a difference it has made . Got my appetite back , sleeping better and feeling so much stronger. If my wife wasn't such an utter cunt at the moment things would be really good . Still have to find a place to live , decent enough to have my daughters over but no longer feeling as though the future is completely bleak as I was literally 4 or 5 days ago .

Dave, just delete my account.

Cummings driving around Durham

All this needs is a "the rent boy slipped and inadvertently landed on my penis" type excuse.

Looks like one of Neville Southall's starters.

Please PM me Paul if you ever need to chat. As I've said to another sound lad off here, given the time difference I'm always up when it's dark there and things might be lonely. Glad the new medicine helped, but very sorry to hear you've been through the mill mate.

Taxi Driver, Deer Hunter, King of Comedy, The Mission, Awakenings, Midnight Run, Silver Linings Playbook, Raging Bull, New York New York, he's great in all of those in non-mafia roles, probably missing a few too.

It's still a mystery how that Milan side ballsed it up, just as it remains a mystery how our inconsistent squad managed to go all the way. That's one of the finest Milan starting XIs in the history of the game (and they've had a few), and one of the top managers. To be fair, barring that spell where we scored 3 goals, Milan were the superior side and we rode our luck. As an attacking unit, we didn't really get going at all. Shevchenko was excellent but just couldn't beat Dudek. That double save in extra time might well be the moment where Milan's heads went, and where our lads must really have started to believe our name was on the trophy. The euphoria of that night and the following night's parade is a feeling you want to capture in a bottle, because it was something truly special. As a fan, I haven't had that feeling before or since. Alaves 2001 was extraordinary. Madrid 2019 was wonderful. This year's league campaign has been exceptional even though external circumstances have delayed the almost certain march to a first league title for 30 years. To be able to feel like that on May 25th and (May 26th) 2005 after witnessing the first 45 minutes is the very definition of plumbing the pits of despair before rising above into clouds of jubilation. I can guarantee that every red had a massive and irremovable smile on their face for the rest of that week at least.

Finally went out and washed my car this afternoon. I’d barely started when he came trudging out with a ladder and started cleaning the upstairs windows of his house. Busy, busy bastard.

Quarantino

All these attention seeking "challenge" posts on faceaids. "Thanks Karen for nominating me in the 'being a mum challenge'" "Here's a photo of my stupid fucking coupon because I've been nominated in the 'post a photo of your smelly coupon challenge'" "Here are 10 albums that moved me challenge" Do people not understand the word challenge? There is literally nothing at all challenging about any of this shit. Thanks for nominating me in the eat a piece of toast challenge. Now it's your turn, everyone I've tagged. No escaping this challenge. Get your toast eaten or you LOSE THE CHALLENGE. Wankers.

It's more likely he'll announce he's sacking Boris Johnson.

The fucking BBC this morning. To provide some "balance" to the story, they got opinion from Tim montgomery and some twat from Guido Fawkes. When did Guido Fawkes get to air their views on mainstream media? It's like bringing in Harold Shipman and Fred West to discuss the impact of serial killers in society. Then they get the head of some association for primary schools to talk about kids returning to school. He said the reasons to bring back the young kids is spurious and was about to suggest that if you were being cynical you might think the government want this virus to spread and was about to link it to the Dominic Cummings story (which is clearly going to have that impact). They just cut him off as he was trying to make the point. The BBC are an absolute disgrace and this breakfast show is just an extension of kuenssbergs no 10 press office.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Killing Eve is a load of old shite.

Orlando Bloom did a decent job as Legolas. Absolutely terrible actor though.

Back on topic.

Monday 23 may in Sportsman in town before doing the train journey, "we're on our way to Roma" one of the best songs thought up. Back Friday and complimentary tickets for Tommy Smiths testimonial. What a week. At 25p for a bottle of wine in Rome it was easy to see how so many slept through the game. My best mate still thanks me now after running him round a fountain to sober him up, he chose wine. Oh, saw the colleseum as we went past on a bus. Train journey back and everyone was buying soft drinks, fools! I bought lager, knew it would be a long journey.

His excuse about testing his eyes is pure rene from allo allo

Working with or anywhere near fiber glass insulation. The cunts, cunt of insulation.

Was there a media saturation about Africa in 2008? Really weird thread this. I'd also just like to add that Bono can get fucked.

Adriana Jimenez. Boxing presenter.

When a reporter said that none of the press saw him wearing a mask, Trump shot back: “I can’t help it if you didn’t see me.” “I mean I had a mask on but I didn’t need it, and I asked specifically the head of Honeywell, ‘should I wear a mask?’ And he said, ‘well you don’t need one in this territory,’ and as you knew, we were far away from people — from the people making the masks. They were making the masks,” he said. “But I did put a mask on and it was a Honeywell mask, actually. And I also had a 3M mask, and I had about four other masks, but I did have it on. I don’t know if you saw it, but I did have it on,” he said. Pressed on how long he wore the mask, the President paused slightly, and responded that it wasn’t “too long.” “Not too long,” he said, “but I had it on. I had it on back — backstage. But they said you didn’t need it, so, I didn’t need it. And by the way if you noticed nobody else had it on that was in the group.” Video from the facility shows workers wearing masks, which the President admitted. “The workers had them on yeah, the workers were there. Because they’re working next to each other,” he said. When another reporter asked how it looks for him to be in public not wearing a mask or practicing social distancing, the President seemed to have had enough. “I’m trying to be nice,” he said. “I’m signing a bill, and you criticize us. Look here’s the story: there’s nothing I can do to satisfy the media, the Democrats, who are the fake news. And I understand that.” When Trump is quoted verbatim, it just looks like a piece of text that somebody has translated through 50 different languages, one after the other, the meaning slightly altering all the time before it’s translated back into English.

They are all reminiscing about the Arsenal title winning game in 1989, some saying it was one of their cherished childhood memories. Laughing at the fact that we haven't won the league since. Even though we won it the year after and they haven't won it since 1987. Imagine one of us saying Man Utd losing a title on the last day was a great childhood memory. No wonder we buzz off the sad pathetic twats.

Some of Hodgson's press conferences weren't this bad.

"Mary" That one word, from Peston, speaks volumes about this whole charade. The closeness of all these cunts playing this game. Did anyone, anywhere, think the first questions wouldn't be asked by Laura Kuenssberg and Robert Peston?

That Milan team is ridiculous. So many of them had a good claim to be the world's best in their position. The same can't be said for the Reds.

I watched this in O'Neills in town. I had a season ticket at the time but didn't sign up for the Euro scheme this year (or in 2007) as it was my last year of uni and, as a part time student, my lectures were on a Tuesday and Wednesday night (same in 2007 for my post-graduate course). My surviving memories of this are the lad in the bogs at half-time taking all sorts of (friendly) stick for telling everyone to stop sulking as we were still going to win it. Thankfully, he was right. Would've bought him a pint if I saw him again, but didn't. And then, after the game, my brother's mate, who came to the pub even though he's not a big footie fan, trying to chat up a bird who was wearing our shirt. She said something like "isn't Benitez amazing though?" and this lad replies "yeah, he played well tonight!"

To be honest, I didn't do it with Corbyn either, I think it's a bit weird singing songs for a politician!

Bellew is a rabid pug in human form, they're ten a penny in slater street. Like someone put a sunbed tan, set of luminous, artificially whitened teeth and a Pringle jumper in a blender. Kind of bloke who still drinks Stella because he thinks it's strong, can only handle about five before he calls his ex girlfriend. Starts off being nice down the phone outside the pub, then ends up by calling her a fucking rat and spits at his own phone, belatedly realising he's just spat at his phone and not the person on the other end. His mate takes him for a kebab (a chicken one obviously as he has the gym tomorrow), he'll get chatting to some random student girls in the queue, initially be nice to them but end up calling them fucking slags because they're girls like his ex. His mate will apologise and lead him outside for a taxi and he'll give it one last spit at the window. At some point later that night, he will cry.

Hearing that @aRdja is now advising Michael Edwards. Presented a 312 page dossier on Traore. Moves for a pair of Harrys in Winks and Maguire imminent.

I am shocked. Are you shocked. Because I am shocked.

Mad that we had 4(let that sink in!) boring games and 2 classic games. Four plus two makes six European Cup wins,no wonder we are so famous.

Seen the news today and I think its a sad situation when all they are going on about is one man who drove to his parents house to drop his kids off cos he had symptoms of the virus! WTF! Any parent would do the same! Please put things on the news to help lighten the mood FFS!! He was singing a different tune a few weeks earlier though absolutely no double standards with our Tone though

Still get emotional watching this 15 years on.

It gets overlooked because they were all Sunday league players,unfit and simply couldnt hold a candle to Crewe Alexandra's under 16 squad.

Always pisses me off a bit that this one tends to get slightly overlooked now

That's the sister, the mother, the father, his wife, his kid and now his uncle hes used as an excuse. Fucking hell he only got the cat left to blame.

What's embarrassing is not seeing what Boris is all about in the first place FFS look at the guys past. I don't know who Tim Montgomerie is but hes a fucking tit. It's like admiting you were wrong as the great white swallows your legs.

I go to bed at night after night after witnessing farce after farce, day after day and watching reports of thousands upon thousands of unnecessary deaths and I console myself in the thought 'oh well, could be worse could have had Corbyn.

Tony Bellend speaks. Time for my favourite boxing gif.

People shouldn't use this as an excuse to break lockdown it's not about those fuckers it's about the people you care about and not shitting on the essential workers and NHS.

What a year that was. Got these framed and on the wall in mine.

I almost started a “on this day thread” last week when my mom sent me a picture of an old school book of mine she’d dug out the loft.