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Mrs Lurtz is currently doing a jigsaw. Oddly, as I was out with the dog a couple of days ago, I came across a jigsaw piece on the pavement, of very similar size of the pieces in her jigsaw puzzle. Needless to say I picked it up and I dropped it in amongst the pieces she's got on the table. I cannot fucking wait for her to finish it.

He's working from home.

With regards Thatcher and Hillsborough, anyone who thinks something happened on that scale with one of her MPs and police force on her watch and she didn't know, clearly wasn't around under her leadership. Of course she knew and was part of the coverup.

Only just caught up with this thread. Wow. Don’t know why people are surprised at Code, it he lived here he’d be a Tory and he’s a Thatcher fan.

It’s my job to make people well. I wouldn’t wish death on him. If he were a patient under my care he would get the same treatment as anyone else. I wouldn’t pose in a newspaper holding up a placard saying “get well soon Boris” to a man who applauded and cheered a bill in parliament to deny me a pay rise. I don’t really see that as “fucking mental”. Quite the opposite actually.

TK at work, tomorrow.

An explanation of how the virus works by a professor at University College London: Seems to tally with what has happened with Johnson, particularly re the ten day time period prior to his admission to the ICU.

Fuck off, cunt. Am I doing it right?

Yes, yes, no, yes, maybe, no, no, maybe, no, maybe, no, no, yes, no, yes, maybe, no.

I don't slice my toast, I can hold the whole thing, mad as a bag of spanners me, fuck the matrix etc

Very depressing that John Prine has died of covid related difficulties , however if anyone hasn't seen this youtube video with Iris Dement it's guaranteed to bring a smile to the face . If only for a minute or two

I am rapidly pro-beaner but demand a sausage breakwater. Any contamination of beans or egg with one or the other, until I determine, is a massive no no. Don't subscribe to beans in a ramekin though.

You tuck your vest in your underpants, don’t you?

Would have been anyway. If Bernie had won the nomination the Democrat establishment would have put as much energy into sabotaging his campaign as they have into fighting any Republican.

Don’t want to hear any of this bollix fighting talk “we’ll win it next year.” Fuck off we’ve won it this year and we can’t let anyone take it away from us, 30 fucking years we can not even consider the possibility that this is taken away from us. I love all the cunts saying about an asterisks or how it’ll be regarded as a joke. They care more about us than their own club, it’s absolutely pathetic, they’re in a frenzy seeing decisions being made in Belgium and Scotland.Fifa and Uefa look on board with us, so have it you fucking bitter mongs.

Have a big Tiny Rebel stash along with a couple of bottles from smaller Welsh breweries and two cases of Brew Dog Lost Lager. Working through it.

He's fine, leaving ICU now...

Dear Mr Jones. Why do you believe tory policies are best for a rich,first world country where a significant number of the poorest members now rely on food banks? Why are the tories obsessed with making the very wealthy wealthier and everybody else poorer? Why does your party hate the idea of free education and health to everybody regardless of financial status? How come highly paid education produces such stupid and ignorant people? Why do they hate Merseyside so much? Do you really believe its the politicians dictating government policy or their wealthy donors,who coincidentally seem to benefit from such policies? Looking forward to your answers. Oh,and Yer ma.'

With some of the stuff on its date, I've finished off my breakie food for brunch today. And that's a kind of fried slice, not toast. Not quite enough fat.

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I won't wish death on anyone anymore , but especially this cunt as he should be made to face up to some serious fucking questions re his herd immunity shit at the beginning . Some very good innocent people , young and old have died because of this sociopath

The key word being majority. With anti-beaners running around the world restricting choice like Hitler would.

ive been at home with my kids for 3 weeks now while the missus works from home upstairs. So im basically confined to the downstairs of the house. At this stage id let Joseph Fritzel look after my kids, never mind Mr Tumbles. Plus Tumbles is pretty good, and im even starting to enjoy Justins House...........how fucking sad is that. Oh, and for anyone with kids, Biggleton, i dont mind it, but i hate that kid, Bobby The Vet. He's a such a smug little shit.

Bankruptcy of the game would be a small price to pay if it stops the RS winning a title.

You need to check out the poll on the breakfast thread. You will find the beaners are the silent majority.

Another dirty pro-beaner emerges from the squalid depths of the internet. I remember the good times when beaners were too ashamed to do anything but lurk and now they somehow feel they’ve got a right to express an opinion. Brexit, Boris and the virus have destroyed decent society

Lurked since 2005 mate, used to read the fanzine way back when too. Got so much time on my hands now I thought I'd have a go and pipe up a bit. I think this forum is a better source of debate and humour than fucking Facebook and Twitter anyway. Some very interesting characters.

People who’s job it is to make people well, want someone to get well. It’s fucking mental the lengths people will go to on here.

Couple of things on the telly tonight that may be of interest and worth recording. BBC Four @ 22:00 The Horizon Guide to Pandemic. In the wake of the swine flu outbreak, virologist Dr Mike Leahy uses over 50 years of BBC archive to explore the history of pandemics - infectious diseases caused by bacteria, viruses and parasites.Inspired by the Horizon back catalogue, he tells the extraordinary story of smallpox, one of the most violent killers in history, as well as the success of mass vaccination and the global politics of malaria. Through the lens of television the programme charts our scientific progress from the early steps in understanding AIDS to the code-cracking of SARS and deadly predictions of bird flu.Each pandemic episode tells us something about the world and our place within it. In his journey through the ages Dr Leahy charts science's ongoing battle with nature and questions which one is winning. CH4 +1 @ 22:00 Coronavirus: How Britain Is Changing. This Dispatches documentary investigates how the coronavirus outbreak is changing Britain in the long term, for better or worse, and from a fall in pollution to economic policy. CH4 + 1 @ 12:45 am A Day in the Life of Coronavirus Britain. How does the UK function under the shadow of the coronavirus? This documentary, shot over 24 hours, touches on the funny and the poignant, and gauges the impact of CV19 on the country.

Why is he wearing one of his darts tops in the house ?

You're in. Zonko Howie Shooter Me You Let's try and make it light and fun, weekly turnaround each Wednesday?

I'd be interested if this is starting up again.

So he’s only authentic if he dies? Otherwise it’s a conspiracy? It’s like the Dumb Olympics in here sometimes. (And before you start 007 I can’t stand Boris).

I don't think people realise how strong Leeds look circa 2002. Massive spenders, CL semi finalists, title challenges. Within 12 months they were in the start of a death spiral. The Leeds scenario for them is at the extreme end. I don't think they get there. They could easily end up where they were at with H & G though. American owners, potentially in negative equity with their broad holdings, sourcing the main part of liquidity outside the US to keep their portfolio alive. Unlike H & G more legal protection, more savvy and ultimately far less people wanting to invest in football meaning that that same sort of austerity doesn't go on for 1 or 2 years but 5+ years. Ultimately it was the last financial crash that facilitated Liverpool going from Big spenders, with a massive ground on Stanley Park, to Roy Hodgson and administration (while sitting in the bottom 3). Had FSG not emerged then, they'd have got relegated over the next 18 months. This is a similar risk for Arsenal and United in different ways too. Liverpool though have a huge wage cost to pay, players on massive contracts on the assumption their nerds will make them money on those players. If values collapse, and nobody can pay their wages, never mind the stupid fees they want, there is a huge pinch point. I have warned about this for some time as well. In truth the way they were going, the pinch point didn't need to be anywhere near as severe as this to cause problems. They were gambling massively with the wage bill they had, and the incentivised sponsorships. Thats about to go pop. There wage bill is a higher percentage with less turnover and profit. Not like a bluenose to talk shite. They have loads of shite they cannot shift too. No mention from this regularly wrong lying chicken raping twat.

Absolute fucking dickhead of a fan base. Genuine retards. Constantly spouting about us being wall pushers and mruderers but in the next breath claim to act with dignity unlike "der Redshite". Fucking horrible pieces of pointless boring shit. "The only logical outcome is to void the league, imagine the legal cases if they don't" Err wake up and stop beating your wife up you back slashing spotty fucking cunt

I've gone for something I was listening to over the weekend... "This Was" by "Jethro Tull" They've got better albums than this but I like the full on blues aspect of this one before they had a change of line up and went in a more pure folk rock/prog direction. I especiall y love "Cat's Squirrel" - enjoy.

That was quick, impressive delivery from Howling Hops

OK Lads @TheHowieLama @Carvalho Diablo I'll have a think and get something up later today.

I would have engaged with him had he not ended his missive with "go fuck yourself, Corbyn nonces" I treat as Im treated.

Negged for flouting the Covid rules and inviting Lifey round.

Tramp the dirt down

I've heard they sent a DWP assessor around and he's been cleared to go back to work.

In the garden yesterday and good blue neighbours lads were out playing footy ( from a safe distance) I asked them about the footy, they couldn’t raise anything other than the league should end for safety, what about the money lost I said? They took their ball home. They are 16 and 18 and odd, not very social. We call them Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Don’t Make Eye Contact.

Did he try to use his right foot and miss the break. Get well soon JAR and daughter.

Fuck off Code.

Dag day afternoon.

Faith? Conservative cause? Loon...

Bexley's are missing white pudding for the time being, the lockdown has put pay to it. Son i just got some pork & pepper sausage off them. Had a nice fry up today though. Black pudding was great, Asda own brand which I've not had before.