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  1. Back on track then. Kind of. It wasn’t vintage by any means but perhaps it was unrealistic to just expect the lads to go from horrible to brilliant in the space of a few days. Maybe the return to peak form is going to be a more gradual process? This was miles better than Watford and considerably better than Chelsea too. Granted, that’s a low bar, but still, improvement is improvement and this was a step in the right direction. Not the giant leap we wanted, but it’s a start. We’ll need to step it up considerably if we’re to beat Atletico but you could see by Klopp’s reaction at full time just how important he felt this win was. He even brought back the triple fist pump. And he did it TWICE. So yeah, we can play much better than this but the three points are most welcome as it nips in the bud some of the absolute bollocks being spouted about us after a few bad results. We went from being “the greatest team ever” to “not being as good as everyone thinks” just because we lost to Watford. I’m not even exaggerating. That debate was taking place in the media. “Maybe they aren’t that special” just because we lost a game. So we weren’t able to emulate Arsenal’s “Invincibles” but this team already has more points and more wins than they managed, and we’re only at the start of March. This win set a new club (and top flight) record of 22 straight home wins. That’s incredible. Yet it would seem that the lads have become victims of their own high standards. Talk that just winning the league isn’t enough and they need to do it with a record points tally and by retaining the Champions League or the season would be ‘disappointing’. The world’s gone fucking mad. I sort of understand the sentiment a little bit, because if we were to lose every game between now and May but won the title because City also dropped points, then yeah I’d be disappointed to some degree. But the season would still be a roaring success because we’d have ended the 30 year wait. Being disappointed with ‘how’ we won the title is something I’m sure we’d get over pretty quickly! The players are obviously aware of the talk because Virgil commented on it this week. I imagine they’re pretty baffled by it really, and rightly so. We’ve lost three of four but to add context to that, one of the defeats is only half time and one of them was with an under strength line up in a competition that frankly, if we’re being honest, Klopp really doesn’t give a toss about. So the Watford defeat is the only one that really counts as a genuine loss. It was a bad one and it was humbling, but we’ve played 29 league games, won 27 of them, had one draw and only suffered one defeat. So you can take you “maybe they aren’t that special” talk and stick it right up your hoop. No team plays their best football for an entire season, which is why Arsenal are the ones to go through a season unbeaten (and even they had a million draws). Form comes and goes and recently it's deserted us, but Watford are the only opponent that has been able to take advantage of us being below par. We’ve got a 25 point lead over Man City in second. TWENTY FIVE FUCKING POINTS. Imagine if someone told you back in August that as we hit the beginning of March we’d be 25 points clear of City and would have won NINE more games than them. It’s beyond all of our wildest dreams. Once again we saw why the talk of a weak league is an absolute steaming fucking pile of Zlatan. I’ll say once more, it’s really fucking hard winning games in this league because the teams at the bottom are capable of beating anyone. Norwich have beaten some of the big boys, Watford beat us and some of the other sides down there like West Ham and now Bournemouth have given us really tough games as well. Brighton at Anfield was hard too. We’re dominating without being that dominant, if that makes sense. We’re running away with it points wise but it’s not as though we’re smashing everyone all over the place. If winning games in this league was so easy, then why isn’t anyone else other than us doing it? Bournemouth were incredibly defensive but when the opportunity to counter was there they did so and at times they caused us problems. They played quite well but there’s no doubt that we deserved to win. The only reason it was as close as it was is because the inept referee gave them a head start. I thought I’d have no voice today because I absolutely lost it with Tierney and spent a fair bit of that first half jumping up and screaming abuse at him. Usually when I’m screaming like that I can’t talk for the next day or two but surprisingly was ok this time. Maybe my throat is getting used to it, as I feel as though I’ve gotten worse for this as I’ve gotten older. Instead of becoming more calm I’m finding that it’s the opposite. Not even a 22 point lead has taken the edge of it. It’s happened a couple of times this season but this was something else entirely. I genuinely couldn’t control myself. The Kop was probably full of people doing likewise, but where I sat, in the Main Stand, it felt like I was the only one reacting like that. This must be how Hendo feels when he's out on the pitch in the ref's face while his team-mates say nothing! Klopp often loses his shit and then says afterwards how he’s embarrassed and doesn’t like how he acts. I think if there was a camera on me and I saw how I was acting during this game that I’d be mortified, as I was up and down like a fucking jack in a box, frothing at the mouth and just yelling expletives as loud as I could. I guess this is what being an Evertonian must be like, only without the winning. I think it says more about how bad Paul Tierney was than it does about me though, as I'm generally a mild mannered, easy going fella. It’s not like I do this every week so it must be his fault, right? My anger with him actually started about 5 seconds into the game (although I didn’t jump up and swear at that point). A long ball played forward, Gomez went to clear it and was barged over by Wilson. Tierney gave nothing. Virgil looked incredulous and shouted something at him. I sat there thinking “who’s this tit?”. I hadn’t given it any thought until that point, so then I’m straining my eyes trying to figure out who it was. When I saw it was Tierney I knew it would be a long day as he’s fucking hopeless. I don’t have any particular memory of anything he’s done against us previously (although I’m sure there will be plenty) but I know from doing the PL Round Ups and watching MOTD every week that this fella is an absolute disaster zone. If he isn’t the worst ref in the league he’s defo in the bottom three. We’d actually started the game well and looked quite sharp, but then out of nowhere we fell behind thanks to the incompetence of Tierney. It went to VAR but I knew it would stand because it wasn’t offside (although it was much closer than I initially thought) and I knew they wouldn’t go back far enough to over rule Tierney on the foul that started the whole thing, because they never do, do they? Origi at Old Trafford for example, although this was far more clear than that one. It was just a staggeringly shit decision by Tierney. The shove in the back was obvious to everyone in the ground except him. The Main Stand lino defo saw it as he had the same viewpoint as me, but he gave nothing either. Not surprising really. I’m sick of the ‘assistants’ not ‘assisting’ because they’ve been told not to by the refs. They should be working as a team but they rarely do. Linesmen don't even give throw ins these days. It was as clear as anything that Wilson nudged Gomez in the back as he was about to play the ball. Not a huge shove, but it was forceful enough to put Joe off and cause him to miss the ball. It’s as obvious a foul as you’ll see, but Tierney wasn’t giving anything like that at all in the first half. I counted that Wilson fouled Gomez four times in that half and only the fourth one was given. I don’t know if Tierney didn’t give it because he wasn’t sure and he knew there was the safety of VAR to fall back on, or if he just didn’t think it was a foul. If it’s the latter then the fault lies with him. If it’s the former then I actually have a shred of sympathy with him as it shows a major flaw in the current system. It’s human nature that refs and linesmen might give less decisions now because they don’t want to get it wrong when they know VAR is there to sort it out of they miss something. The problem is that VAR isn’t always clearing up their mess. It’s this whole ‘clear and obvious’ bullshit. Refs don’t give a decision because they’re not sure, and then VAR doesn’t make the right call because they hide behind the ‘clear and obvious’ and won’t over-rule the on field decision. It’s a farce and this is why the referee himself needs to go to the screen. I’d like to think if Tierney went and looked at that he’d see the shove and disallow the goal. There’s no way of knowing of course, but the bottom line here is that goal should not have stood. What annoyed me almost as much as the non-decision was how easily our lads accepted it. Gomez should have been right up in the ref’s face demanding VAR go back and sort that out, and Milner and Virgil should have been there too. Hendo defo would have been. We just seemed to accept that terrible call far too easily. In a way it’s a good thing because Klopp has drilled it into them to not let decisions get to them and put them off their game. Sometimes though, when a ref is taking the piss like this, you really need to stand up for yourselves. Milner must have said something not long after because after awarding us a free-kick Tierney then called him over and lectured him over something he’d said. If I remember rightly it was for a foul on Gomez by Wilson (the fourth one he did but the first one to be punished). Maybe Milner said “about fucking time you useless turd”. The only consolation was that the goal was so early in the game that we had plenty of time to recover. And recover we did. Going into half time with the lead was huge really, as coming off the back of two straight defeats there was a danger the crowd might get edgy and it could get to the players as well. Thankfully we didn’t have that situation and for that we can thank the injury to Steve Cook. We might have come back anyway, but there’s no doubt that Cook going off completely fucked Bournemouth up. The lad who came on was useless, particularly as he’s one of the most one footed players I’ve ever seen. He was all left foot but was playing on the right of the two centre backs. I don’t think he touched the ball with his right foot once all day. I noticed it early in the second half and pointed it out to my Dad, and I watched him closely after that just waiting to see if he touched the ball with his right foot. I didn’t see him do it even once. This is why you never see two left footed centre backs partnering each other. Having two right footers is fine, but two lefties just doesn’t work. In theory it shouldn’t be any different to having two right footers, but it is and our equaliser came as a direct result of it. Simpson wouldn’t use his right foot and he got himself into trouble and was dispossessed by Sadio. Salah and Firmino were both up in support but Sadio's pass was horrible. It looked like the chance had gone but Mo shifted it onto his left foot and squeezed a shot into the bottom corner, no doubt much to the relief of Mané. Soon after we had the lead. Bournemouth gave it away cheaply on halfway and Virgil took one touch before immediately releasing Mané into a big gap between the young right sided centre back and the young right back. Again, if Cook is on the field it might have been different. But he wasn’t, and Sadio ran clear to finish confidently. How good was that from Van Dijk though? Imperious. Having come back from being behind I felt as though the second half was a really good opportunity for us to build up our confidence ahead of Wednesday. To do that though I felt that we needed to score early just to get everyone relaxed and loose. Bournemouth’s spirits will have been flagging after losing their lead so a quick goal might have opened the floodgates. If it stayed 2-1 for any length of time though then the worry was that we’d get edgy and end up hanging on. That kind of happened, but to say we were hanging on would be pushing it as it always felt quite comfortable to me and it would have been a major shock had Bournemouth scored, especially as in the last ten minutes or so it looked like they weren’t even trying. I think they lost heart when Milner denied them with that amazing goal-line clearance. That was the only real chance they had, but it was a great one and they should have scored. It was Fabinho’s fault. He made two mistakes in the space of a few seconds and before you knew it Fraser was clean through. He lobbed Adrian but Milner dashed back and volleyed it away from under the bar. What a man. He can’t provide the same attacking threat Robbo does but he’s worth his weight in gold that fella. How lucky are we to have Milner to bring in to fill whatever gap we need him to? He was great and really set the tone for us with his attitude, physicality and professionalism. I didn’t think we did enough in the second half really. We had a few chances but given the amount of the ball we had in their half I’d say we didn’t create anywhere near enough. Mané was a bit casual for me, but he did produce one stunning 30 yard curler that would have been goal of the season if it had gone in. Sadly it came back off the angle of post and bar. Firmino tried his best but it’s just not happening for him. There wasn’t much space for him to operate in and he found it difficult to make any real impact. A lot of what Salah tried didn’t work either, but he was a constant problem for the Bournemouth defence and tormented Adam Smith throughout. The only frustration with Mo is he keeps trying that thing where he cuts inside and tries the give and go. It hardly ever works anymore as there are just too many bodies in there and they’re waiting for him to do it now. Maybe if Bobby was in better form the chances on it working would be better. I don’t know what to make of Ox’s performance though. Most people seem to think he was terrible. Maybe he was, I don't know. During the game I wasn’t really thinking that. I didn’t think he was having a stinker but it was obvious that he wasn’t making much of an impression either. It was weird because I thought he looked sharp and he had some nice little touches and runs, and at times he was the only one who seemed to be trying to inject some pace and urgency into the game. But he just didn’t really do anything, did he? The midfield has looked shit without Henderson. It might not just be as simple as that and there are probably others factors contributing to it, but it’s a fact that since he went out the midfield has looked worse both with and without the ball. His case for Player of the Year was strong while he was playing and when he picked up that injury I thought it might hurt his chances. It’s probably strengthened them. The closing minutes of this game was strange. We were knocking it around just playing out time, nd Bournemouth seemed content to let us. At one point there was a stoppage in play for a free-kick or something, and they were in no hurry to get the ball back and restart the game. Like I said, I think the Milner clearance sucked away any belief they may have still had. The win was huge but ideally we’d have produced a more convincing display than this ahead of the Atletico game. The performance was patchy but I saw signs of improvement, both individually and collectively. I’m concerned about Fabinho and to a slightly lesser against Firmino too. Fabinho just hasn’t regained top form yet since his injury. He seems slower than before and I feel like he loses the ball in dangerous areas at least once a game these days. Hendo is back in full training now but whether that means he can start this week or not we’ll see on Wednesday I suppose. If he can start, there’s a good argument to be had that it should be at Fabinho’s expense, although I doubt that will happen. Not least because Ox hasn’t seized his opportunity and we can’t trust Keita either. Maybe we’ll see Milner moved into the middle with Hendo and Gini? I’d lean that way if I was picking the team but it’s a big call leaving out Fabinho. As for Bobby, I think you have to pick him regardless of form because he’s someone who can just click back into top gear at any moment. He’s a big game player and he’s so important to how we play that I doubt there’s even the tiniest shred of doubt in Klopp’s mind about selecting him. He hasn’t scored at Anfield all season and it’s probably playing on his mind. That pitiful late miss just reeked of a lack of belief. Away from home he’d have buried that without even looking. Literally. I just have a gut feeling he’s going to be the key for us on Wednesday. If he plays well we’ll win. I expect him to play well and to score. Let’s hope I’m right. Star man is Milner, by some distance. I liked what Mo gave us too and Virgil was also very good. It’s Milner though, the big fucking hero. Final word concerning the atmosphere. Once again I keep seeing loads of comment about how quiet and flat it was, whereas the players and Klopp are once more praising the fans and saying how much it helped. I’m with Klopp and the players. I thought the atmosphere was good and I’m baffled at the criticism. Ok, so it wasn’t the manic, intense, European night type of atmosphere, but you never get that for a league game anyway, especially one that kicks off at 12.30. I’m not sure what people are expecting to be honest. The Kop looked great prior to kick off, flags everywhere. There was a fucking huge roar when the players were waiting for the game to start and when we went behind the fans didn’t panic. It was a bit quiet at times in the second half, but you’re not going to have everyone on their feet roaring while Virg and Joe are knocking it around on the halfway line, which is what happened for a lot of the second half. All in all, the atmosphere was fine, but obviously it’s going to be cranked up several levels for Wednesday night. Team: Adrian; Alexander-Arnold, Gomez, Van Dijk, Milner; Fabinho, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Wijnaldum; Salah, Firmino, Mané:
    23 points
  2. Merseyside Derby I: Liverpool put out a makeshift team and still net 5 goals, courtesy of their old nemesis, Div! Merseyside Derby II: Liverpool eliminate the blues from the FA Cup with a team of U/23s, a born-and-bred Scouser with a memorable winner. Merseyside Derby III: Liverpool officially seal the title win, breaking a 30-year drought, at Goodison Park? It'd be a boxset to rival the Rocky movies.
    8 points
  3. There are two things I normally don’t do, go on other teams forums and give a shit what they say. It is scandalous the lack of respect this run is getting, so many horrible clueless people talking rubbish. This run is unheard of and even if we go off the boil after winning it this is some achievement. They’re not that good, the league is crap, Livarpool, Van Dijk has been found out. All after a tiny blip in an unbelievable season. Most pundits and other managers can see how good we are wether they like us or not. The Sky Generation of clueless whoppers really are hopeless. Evertonians are just cunts.
    7 points
  4. Thanks all, and Barry in particular I’m embarrassed to not have known (or at least remember) what you’ve already been through - but delighted to hear its positive. we talked her through it, and she cried with us, but we also giggled at things and laughed at photos her mum showed of when she was a little girl, and then we went through our wedding photos. me and my girl then played in two parks, and we went for tea with my mum and dad and my girlfriend tonight. we just had another little cry together at bed time but then giggled our way through a chapter of Winnie-the-pooh which is one of our favourite books. thanks for all your words.
    7 points
  5. I honestly don’t think they did think anything deep down. They know we aren’t one of the lottery clubs or United where money always tells in the end and we will win eventually. Losing that European Cuo final must have been ecstasy for them because they would have been thinking we will just crumble and fall away like we’ve done so many times over the years. They could wank themselves off that Klopp was a fraud. That our peak under Klopp was a loss in the biggest final of all. Coming back the next year and winning it was just never going to happen. Just imagine how ill they must have felt after the Barca game. Doing the same the thing in the league just pulls the rug from under them. They’ve literally got nothing to cling to anymore now. It doesn’t just go for Everton either it goes for all these Tory Sun loving small time cunt clubs throughout the league.
    6 points
  6. Like we were for about 30 years. They're turning into us at our most mediocre. Its fucking ace.
    5 points
  7. The end of days must be just around the corner with all this FF on the GF, FFS!
    4 points
  8. It's good to get clarity on the issue. Criticism of an apartheid state and the political ideology that brought about its formation, which has now been deformed from its initial purpose into a vehicle for war crimes = bad, racism. But, fairly vile criticism of a wide demographic of people = fair comment, freedom of speech, innit. The whole "othering" of Jewish people has been put forward on this forum as a form of antisemitism. The words of Philips in describing Muslims as "different" and "a nation within a nation" are clearly tantamount to "othering." It's sheer hypocrisy to claim that "othering" of one group is bad while playing down the "othering" of another group. And, the whole "it's not racist cos Islam ain't a race" is really puerile, EDL level stuff. Somebody has obviously lodged a complaint against Philips and it's been held that he has a case to answer to. He needs to stop playing the victim and realise that his dog whistling can have the same effect that stuff like Boris Johnson's "letter box" comments did. It all adds to the anti-Muslim narrative.
    4 points
  9. I think it's mad how desperate they are to think of excuses for us winning the league. The numbers are extraordinary, but the story is Season 1 - Team A runs away with the league. Season 2 - Team B pushes Team A all the way. Season 3 - Team B runs away with the league. Does anyone really need conspiracy theories to explain that?
    4 points
  10. I told my mate that I joined a gym. He was shocked at first. Then he said "why don't you just use the work gym?". I told him it was because it didn't have the machine I need. He said "What's that a defibrillator?" Bastard!
    4 points
  11. Report by Dave Usher Back on track then. Kind of. It wasn’t vintage by any means but perhaps it was unrealistic to just expect the lads to go from horrible to brilliant in the space of a few days. Maybe the return to peak form is going to be a more gradual process? This was miles better than Watford and considerably better than Chelsea too. Granted, that’s a low bar, but still, improvement is improvement and this was a step in the right direction. Not the giant leap we wanted, but it’s a start. We’ll need to step it up considerably if we’re to beat Atletico but you could see by Klopp’s reaction at full time just how important he felt this win was. He even brought back the triple fist pump. And he did it TWICE. So yeah, we can play much better than this but the three points are most welcome as it nips in the bud some of the absolute bollocks being spouted about us after a few bad results. We went from being “the greatest team ever” to “not being as good as everyone thinks” just because we lost to Watford. I’m not even exaggerating. That debate was taking place in the media. “Maybe they aren’t that special” just because we lost a game. So we weren’t able to emulate Arsenal’s “Invincibles” but this team already has more points and more wins than they managed, and we’re only at the start of March. This win set a new club (and top flight) record of 22 straight home wins. That’s incredible. Yet it would seem that the lads have become victims of their own high standards. Talk that just winning the league isn’t enough and they need to do it with a record points tally and by retaining the Champions League or the season would be ‘disappointing’. The world’s gone fucking mad. I sort of understand the sentiment a little bit, because if we were to lose every game between now and May but won the title because City also dropped points, then yeah I’d be disappointed to some degree. But the season would still be a roaring success because we’d have ended the 30 year wait. Being disappointed with ‘how’ we won the title is something I’m sure we’d get over pretty quickly! The players are obviously aware of the talk because Virgil commented on it this week. I imagine they’re pretty baffled by it really, and rightly so. We’ve lost three of four but to add context to that, one of the defeats is only half time and one of them was with an under strength line up in a competition that frankly, if we’re being honest, Klopp really doesn’t give a toss about. So the Watford defeat is the only one that really counts as a genuine loss. It was a bad one and it was humbling, but we’ve played 29 league games, won 27 of them, had one draw and only suffered one defeat. So you can take you “maybe they aren’t that special” talk and stick it right up your hoop. No team plays their best football for an entire season, which is why Arsenal are the ones to go through a season unbeaten (and even they had a million draws). Form comes and goes and recently it's deserted us, but Watford are the only opponent that has been able to take advantage of us being below par. We’ve got a 25 point lead over Man City in second. TWENTY FIVE FUCKING POINTS. Imagine if someone told you back in August that as we hit the beginning of March we’d be 25 points clear of City and would have won NINE more games than them. It’s beyond all of our wildest dreams. Once again we saw why the talk of a weak league is an absolute steaming fucking pile of Zlatan. I’ll say once more, it’s really fucking hard winning games in this league because the teams at the bottom are capable of beating anyone. Norwich have beaten some of the big boys, Watford beat us and some of the other sides down there like West Ham and now Bournemouth have given us really tough games as well. Brighton at Anfield was hard too. We’re dominating without being that dominant, if that makes sense. We’re running away with it points wise but it’s not as though we’re smashing everyone all over the place. If winning games in this league was so easy, then why isn’t anyone else other than us doing it? This is just a teaser, click to view the full article Please note that Match Reports are only available to website subscribers. Subscriptions cost just £2 a month (you need to register first) and can be purchased here.
    3 points
  12. My blueshite nephew was saying last night all games will be behind closed doors and it will be a major anti-climax for us and how it is going to be hillarious for them. My blue brother just looked at him and said nah they'll party on the streets like we did in 87' and fair play to a great team and a boss manager. Then he said oh yeah you wouldn't remember what winning is like because we have been shite since you were born. I just sipped my Peroni and gave nephew scrooge a nochalant shrug.
    3 points
  13. Hope they turn up at the pub about an hour before kick off with a load of bags from our club shop.
    3 points
  14. I’m playing the long game with my united fan friends by subtly steering the conversation to how they are back to form. It’s nothing but how they are finally signing players that fit the managers style (Bruno), how they should catch a inconsistent Chelsea side, that they will be a serious threat next season with just one or two additions and how Ole has turned it around and has to be backed fully. They can’t help it and the ego is well and truly back, the fall when it comes will be great, they won’t be able to blame the players, the style of play or even the manager as they have been bigging them up for the last few weeks. Ideally you want then bravely missing out on CL on the last day so the cycle can start again next season.
    3 points
  15. We didn’t lose the league last season. City won it. theres no shame in that. We dropped points, obviously. No team has ever not dropped points, and certainly no team that finished second, but we didn’t lose the league.
    3 points
  16. When you drop something down that bit in between the side of your car seat and the housing for the handbrake, etc.
    3 points
  17. Probably about the best place to say this, short of starting a new thread, but...I'm so goddamn happy. My brothers as well. We"re all just walking on air. Thirty years of hope indeed.
    3 points
  18. We’ve got another meeting this morning. Think I’ll play O Fortuna on my phone as it starts.
    3 points
  19. In a way, I love the near misses from this team, namely losing a freakish CL final to the defending 2-time champs, then falling agonisingly short in arguably the greatest title race ever. Oh, how they laughed then, but deep down they know this team has been coming for a couple of years. It isn't some fluke, as this form has been apparent from early in the Klopp era.
    3 points
  20. Former Liverpool and England striker Peter Crouch: "Salah has scored 70 goals in 100 games for @LFC. That's more than Suarez, Torres, Fowler, Owen and Crouch after 100. Impressive”. One of the many reasons why I love Peter Crouch.
    3 points
  21. I'm really gutted for you Bob. Fucking hell. I'm not sure how relevent my advice is, but I'll share anyway. My kids were 7 & 10 when my stuff started. Once I got my terminal prognosis, I wasn't quite sure how to deal with it with the kids. Up till then they just knew I wasn't well and the doctors were trying to find out why. Once it was clear it was cancer and I was stage 4, I obviously had a choice to make on what to tell them. Because they were young, I decided I didn't need to tell them right then how dire the situation was. I just told them I was really ill, but the doctors were going to give me some treatment to improve it. I actually ended up using that line with everyone. It just felt there would be a point when I knew there was nowhere to turn and the fight was done, I could tell them then. As it turns out, I feel I made the right choice because I was lucky and I turned around all the doctors expectations, so I didn't put the kids through unnecessary anguish, almost like they'd need to go through dealing with my death twice. As it turns out up to now, they've not had to deal with it once. But obviously it could have been very different. I don't think there's a right or wrong to this. Everyone's prognosis is different even if it's terminal and all kids will be different (and different ages), so need to be dealt with for your own unique case. The underlying thing for me was never to lie to them, just perhaps only show them as much truth as I absolutely had to.
    3 points
  22. In Ho Chi Minh Domestic Terminal this morning it was heaving. Whereas every hotel and airport has been dead quiet, apparently it's Women's Day out here so every fucker is flying somewhere. Mega queues for security and everyone is adorned in varying degrees of medical masks, gloves, safety goggles, etc. Some had not a square millimetre of flesh on display. Never coming here again as a sex tourist. What a rip-off. Seriously though, normally it's dead pushy and shovey in the queue, but we were about the only people wearing no protective kit at all and NOBODY pushed us. We were treated like lepers. I deliberately did a decent fake sneeze. There was practically a stampede. Top comedy.
    3 points
  23. 2 points
  24. It's hit Clarks in Poole now. No idea what I'll do if I have a brogue boot based emergency. This just got real for me.
    2 points
  25. https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1237066661280337921?s=20
    2 points
  26. Blatantly cheating Financial Fair Play, run by a Regime, lying about attendances, won two league titles narrowly over us with two outrageous decisions, get more than their fair share of luck. Not enough? Of course not. Nouveau wankers.
    2 points
  27. I reckon if it did come down to winning the league at Anfield and it had to be played behind closed doors, there’d be 50,000+ Liverpool fans there all dressed as empty seats.
    2 points
  28. When is the 3rd April in Italy?
    2 points
  29. Are they still blaming the owners for ruining the club or does that stop when they go on a good run?
    2 points
  30. The Winslow only normally ever opens on Everton match days. Looks like they’re trying to geg in on The Bricks’s candlelit suppers for opposition fans. The Brick to hit back with a tapas buffet. Dat der Iberico ham n’ chips, lad.
    2 points
  31. I doubt any of them have hands, so they can't touch their faces.
    2 points
  32. Saw him on the news rambling about how scientists are surprised at how much he knows about the coronvirus. He's like a grown up version of Jay from the inbetweeners
    2 points
  33. Only one colour pill that lot are taking.
    2 points
  34. And they provide the best ray guns.
    2 points
  35. Top, top “only without the winning” analysis there, Dave.
    2 points
  36. If that happened at newspapers didn't go with the headline "Varcity Blues" then I hope Coronavirus kills us all.
    2 points
  37. I'd still rather have an out of form Fabinho than a normal Ox.
    2 points
  38. Looking at this the title race still looks pretty tight
    2 points
  39. The late great James Garner
    2 points
  40. 2 points
  41. Fucks sake Vlad it was a blatant push in the back
    2 points
  42. Warwick Davis. Give some other little fucker a go. This guy gets every role, he must play 10 different characters in harry potter alone.
    2 points
  43. The reason there’s a confidentiality clause is because we hacked their system and inserted scouting files on John Stones and Fabian Delph....
    2 points



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