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In case anyone is handing out a Cunt of the Day award, I'd like to nominate me. I share a ticket with a mate. It was originally supposed to be his turn today, but a few weeks ago we agreed to swap... a fact I'd forgotten until 12:20. I just watched that on the couch, instead of in the Lower Kenny. Worra cunt.

Bobby's been brilliant for a few seasons. And you have plenty of agendas yourself, Bobby being the prime example.

My stream is so far fucking behind our sponsor is crown paints.

Just won my second CAMRA award. Leeds pub of the month for March. Get the fuck in.

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SALAH AKHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They could have released it before the EU referendum. Wankers.

This sums it up quite well Same goes for discussion of single-sex spaces. If you’re proposing to radically alter the social norms around entry to spaces where women get undressed, and you don’t even think that should be critically discussed, you’re a joke and a disgrace.

There was some bloke stood in front of me in the queue in the shop earlier with a bottle of hand sanitiser attached to his belt like fucking pepper spray. Is this some new form of social boasting by melts? I was sorely tempted to start dry coughing over him to see if I could make him run, but didn’t want to spook the other people stood there. By all means carry a bottle in your pocket or bag, but strutting around with it on your belt like some sort of gunslinger? Fuck right off.

Wow! I must have been at a different match!

Oh and Milner, what an incredible clearance that was. He is truly deserving of his first genuine premiership medal when we eventually win it.

He's just another one of your odd choices of player to fawn over. He's never been our best midfielder in any season.

It's a forearm in the back. It's 100% a foul whether he falls flat on his face as a result of it or doesn't move an inch.

Love VAR. Since being brought in refs shit out of making any decisions, then it goes to VAR which rarely changes anything. End result - worse decisions. Great stuff.

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103, so we average 100 points for each of the past two seasons. Do I hear 104?

I want two records, most points and most wins, we need 5 more wins to beat City’s 31 wins in one season, and we should target 101 points.

Welcome back, Bart.

His influence is unquantifiable, which is why some xG virgins don’t always get what he brings. Truly insane clearance.

Nervy but 3 points it is!

Steve McManaman is unlistenable.

Benteke one on one with the keeper trumps it mate

Iniesta's cunt brother is one shit ref.

Milner taking no shit from Tierney. Good lad.

I can't help thinking they should be having another look.

We need to be absolutely horrific if we win the league. I am going to go on about it forever just to piss the cunts off. You would think that they would have some humility or get back in their fucking box after our reserves humiliated them in the FA cup but they just carry on. I hope they fucking choke on their own vomit in April or May

There was fat ref called Moss Who's decisions had all at a loss Some said he was blind But that would be kind When being honest he was just dross.

Kids in Wuhan are getting their homework via an app. They’ve spammed the app with 1 star ratings to the point that it’s been removed from the App Store. Genius.

We are pretty good at strikes actually. We’re also good at vacations, and being cunts.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Fab, three more wins! If those dirty mancs can beat the oil cheats I can wheel out the big fat green one.

We're back, baby! Last time we were this shit we had Bayern away and look what happened. Millie MOTM for that clearance alone. 34 the fucker is. 34.

Fuck me we need a finisher because we shoot like fucking storm troopers.

No he wasn't He was very good for a couple of months before he got injured but anonymous for half the season.

You give that foul now you cunt

You're being a cunt. Fuck off

You're probably all bored with my repeatedly posting cat pix on holiday, but frankly my dears, I couldn't give a damn. You're worth it, as are they. This is the Temple of Ten Thousand Buddhas in Ho Chi Minh City. Guess who Roger found hiding in amongst the ludicrous iconography....?

I'd have preferred him staying off the pitch.

Ever since Alisson signed Achterberg has stayed under the radar, biding his time, before striking like a cobra when we’re most in need....

Someone will soon do a 'Downfall' clip about Hitler's last days. I'll piss myself.