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  1. First team to concede 5 on Amazon Prime.
    14 points
  2. Self made, pre big sporting event meal. 3 sausages, bacon, hash browns, 2 white pudding, 2 eggs and mushies all boss. Fucked the tinned tommy up because I forgot they were there so had to nuke it in the microwave last minute. I need a lie down after it.
    7 points
  3. Absolutely days of our lives. Lap it up. Team seemed crackers but Jurgen knows. We are a class act. Whatever about the superstars, the likes of Wijnaldum, Robertson and Henderson have the chutzpah and drive to get us over the line. Mane was sublime, Origi is a stone cold legend, and Shaq was class. I have waited my whole life for a team like this. Magic!
    6 points
  4. Five and a half years of dedication to posting pictures in the Katy Perry thread. I also once rammed a game of travel connect 4 up my arse. This has no connection to TLW but I just wanted to get it off my chest, so to speak.
    6 points
  5. By the way I’m wearing my lucky red jumper!
    5 points
  6. I remember Gallardo being absolute superb on Championship Manager. Be ironic if he ends up as a Championship manager.
    5 points
  7. Martinez pretending that he never managed Everton. ’Yeah mate, I’ve only ever managed Belgium.’
    4 points
  8. 4 points
  9. Liverpool are magic, Everton are tragic.
    4 points
  10. My stream is sound but about 32 years behind.
    4 points
  11. what score is it? Let us know and I’ll put a bet on as it doesn’t kick off here for another hour.
    4 points
  12. The boxing prediction league was my baby for a couple of years. Myself and Carvalho Diablo make up the famous double act LFD refers to as the ‘Merry Men’ Asked Hades to post a video and accidentally got him banned. Posted a thread a couple of months ago telling everyone I was going to bed.
    4 points
  13. 4 points
  14. A master of some complete shithousery And I fucking love it Glad we gave them some shit in tackles today, considering how often they try and turn the game ugly
    3 points
  15. One positive for them - I believe they will be first on Match of the Day
    3 points
  16. Great shift from Div. Looked a top class striker tonight
    3 points
  17. Nice to hear McCoist’s warm words for Kenny instead of Tyler’s inane witterings
    3 points
  18. Divock - making Pickford wish he’d proper arms since 2018.
    3 points
  19. 3 points
  20. Off the top of my head: 1. Been here since the very first day. 2. Instigated Secret Santa. 3. Written loads. 4. Podcast. 5. Beats & Pieces thread. 6. Book thread. 7. Moderator (woo-hoo!!!) 8. Forum mediator for at least a decade. 9. Got fed up mediating and switched to moaning incessantly about cunts until Dave opened the MF. 10. Re-named the busy cunts thread.
    3 points
  21. Adopted a kitten from Mexico yesterday, so probably will post some cat pics again tomorrow.
    3 points
  22. Beggars belief this picture
    3 points
  23. Nailed on for a draw this. Draw written all over it. More draw than Tony Hart. Draw your own conclusions. I won’t be drawn on a prediction. Hung, drawn and quartered. 2-1 to Everton.
    3 points
  24. Get these fucking Tory cunts out. Those dick-heads from Birmingham, in that video posted on here the other day, need their bollocks kicking up into their mouths.
    3 points
  25. We all have a choice to try and change this. Anything else is just noise. https://amp.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/dec/02/growing-up-poor-britains-breadline-kids-review-the-lives-stolen-by-poverty Eight-year-old Courtney found her first visit to the food bank quite exciting over all, despite the disappointment of discovering that it didn’t dispense victuals in the same manner as a cashpoint does money. She, her mum and her brother walked the two and a half miles from the flat they have been living in since they fled domestic violence seven months ago, and two and a half miles back sharing the weight of the bags between them (“There is a bus, but if you had bus fare you wouldn’t be going to a food bank”). Her mother carried most of the load, but they all bore their share. They live in Cambridge, the UK’s most unequal city, where a fifth of the population takes home just 2% of its total income. The family is trying to live on child benefit of £5 a day while they wait for their delayed first universal credit payment. They have maxed out their allowance of top-up fuel vouchers from the Trussell Trust, so as the temperature drops below freezing, Courtney empties 45p-worth of coppers out of the china swan on the window sill to see if it’s enough to put the heating on while they wait for Cash Converters to open the next day so a phone can be pawned. “Baby,” says her mother wearily. “There aren’t enough there.” You would call Growing Up Poor: Britain’s Breadline Kids (Channel 4) Dickensian if the word didn’t carry connotations of picaresque charm and a notion that things would come right in the end. In Sudbury, Suffolk, Danielle is trying to revise for her GCSEs in the temporary accommodation in which she, her sister and her mother, Jodi, have lived since the parents separated a year ago and neither could afford the family home alone. It is a bedsit – a single room (plus kitchen and bathroom) for the three of them, in which she works on her bed trying to concentrate in the oppressive surroundings. Her father (who has been hospitalised for suicidal depression – Jodi also has mental health problems and cannot work) and brother, Phoenix, live in a similar place nearby. Their savings are gone, so they rely on benefits, the local soup kitchen and the food bank. Danielle is perplexed as to why she finds herself crying all the time. “It just happens.” She starts self-harming and having suicidal thoughts and goes to a charity for help. Her GCSE results are poor, objectively speaking. In context, they are a triumph. She can see only the former. In Morecambe, nine-year-old Rose’s family is struggling to cope with the emotional and financial aftermath of her older sister Sarah’s death from cancer. The funeral costs, despite fundraising, have crippled them and her mother, who stopped working when her daughter got her terminal diagnosis, is still clearly shellshocked and consumed by grief. “I’m not ready to accept it … I don’t know if I ever could, if I ever will be able to.” The stories differ in detail, but the pattern is the same: it takes just one ordinary catastrophe – domestic violence, divorce, bereavement, a breakdown – to precipitate poverty. The poverty creates further tensions and problems as well as exacerbating any exisiting ones. (For example, Courtney’s family must uproot themselves from expensive Cambridge for cheaper Hull, disrupting the children’s lives and educations further.) And the state safety net that is supposed to catch them is a shamefully shabby thing, holed by delayed payments and petty, irrational rules and riddled with traps for the unwary. Charities dash madly from one ragged gap to another, desperately trying to patch with goodwill and individual initiatives (Rose looks forward to helping out on their visits to Thursday Food Club, where an entry fee allows you to choose items near expiry dates that would otherwise be thrown out by supermarkets) what should be firmly sutured and kept in good repair by government. We do not need to rehearse the whys and wherefores of austerity again here. Dispatches provided some facts and figures amid the children’s stories: the 2,000 new food banks established in the UK over the past 10 years, the 27p left in every pound to people who work overtime while on universal credit, the one out of 10 bereaved families who have to borrow money to meet funeral costs, and so on. But this was a programme designed to give a voice to those suffering their real-life effects, and to bear unsentimentalised witness to them. You could wish that the people in charge were watching but – they know, don’t they? At some level, they must know. And still we have food banks opening in schools and communities clubbing together to make sure children don’t go hungry in the holidays. Because if you have no conscience, knowing makes no difference.
    3 points
  26. Fairly incredible that people still pay large sums of money and also bicker about these things , when it's all there for peanuts if you can be arsed to put a little bit of effort in to access it
    3 points
  27. Also doesn't take too kindly to criticism apparently
    3 points
  28. He's an Evertonian, they dont do reality.
    3 points
  29. I can only apologise on behalf of my local Momentum Mob associates (average age - 68) for their blatant A/S, as pointed out by Mr Hancock. I think they might have influenced the Tory decision to jib off all the hustings.
    3 points
  30. You need to relax a bit. We all get ripped off with the footy. Join my illegal stream thread where we report illegal free streams to the authorities.
    3 points
  31. It's Ireland's biggest Lingerie section I understand
    3 points
  32. Ah shite, must be for the UK only. The best advice I can give, is sell your house, pay the airfare back home, buy a new house at a massively inflated price, do it up, get a deal with an internet provider over here, create an account on Adidas.co.uk and then order a pair. Despite everything, you can save nearly 20 quid.
    3 points
  33. The season Rodgers complained about Lee Mason reffing us against City, the next game was Chelsea away. Webb reffed it and basically punished Rodgers for complaining about Mason. E'too took Hendo out knee high in the first minute, as clear a red card as you could see but I don't think he was even booked. E'too went on to score the winner, and to make sure we lost, Webb denied us two blatant penalties. Shocking performance, but Webb wasn't punished, instead he was the FA's referee at the World Cup. The reverse fixture against Chelsea, the infamous Gerrard slip game was refereed by Atkinson who allowed Chelsea to waste time from the first minute before finally booking Ashley Cole with about 5 minutes to go. Riley won't do anything against his fellow Yorkshireman, as he loves getting them on the PL list. Pawson, the wretched Bobby Madley were two.
    3 points
  34. What a mad first half. Now to kick shit out of each other and get some yellow cards going!
    2 points
  35. Best defence available, Gini's first choice midfielder for the more advanced roles, Mane's our most in-form attacker. Origi loves playig them (when he doesn't get assaulted). Even with Shaq and Lallana, two players actually capable of beating a man which we'll need to create openings.
    2 points
  36. Christ, that’s more depressing than Eastenders on Christmas Day.
    2 points
  37. The pride of Merseyside in that they're always lion down for our rivals.
    2 points
  38. He didn't come on her to get fucked at.
    2 points
  39. I find this thread much more difficult to masturbate to than the title suggests.
    2 points
  40. Last week I wrote about how stressful these 2-1 wins have been and that it would be nice to finally have a routine 4-0 for a change. I had hoped this might be it, but no, it was another 2-1 in which we had to watch the closing stages with clenched arse cheeks. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining. What’s to complain about? I read that we’ve taken 67 points from the last 69 available, which is an astonishing achievement. So yeah, this is great. I’d just like to have a relatively stress free game once in a while. For a team this good it really shouldn’t be too much to ask. In theory we should be thumping Brighton at Anfield. Over recent seasons we’ve generally spanked the ‘lesser’ sides and haven’t had much trouble with any of them. For a while this looked to be going the same way as we raced into a two goal lead, but it ended up being a real slog even before the late drama with the sending off and the scandalous situation around the free-kick. So what went wrong? A combination of things I’d say. Brighton are better than I realised. They lack quality but you can see they are extremely well coached. With better players they’d be quite dangerous. They reminded me of Swansea under Brendan. Everyone knew where he should be when they had the ball, and the way they played out from the back through our press time and again was very impressive. That coach knows what he’s doing, but theres only so much you can do to bridge a massive gap in quality and we could easily have scored more than the two we did. We didn’t get the third goal which would have made it comfortable and from about half an hour onwards I thought we looked leggy. Maybe the midweek game against Napoli caught up with us. Still, up until Alisson’s moment of madness we didn’t look in any danger. That, combined with them scoring from the free-kick, was the turning point and after that it was all hands to the pump. We were hanging on a bit, but the defence held out without any real drama. It all started so well as we peppered Matt Ryan’s goal. He denied Bobby twice and Ox once, but was powerless to stop Big Virg twice heading in pinpoint deliveries from Trent. There’s virtually nothing you can do to stop those goals. Maybe on the first they could have held a high line and played offside, but the second goal is impossible to prevent. Perfect ball in that is met by the tallest man on the field. Whaddayannado? The longer the game went on though the more laboured we began to look. Brighton had loads of the ball and looked impressive without really being dangerous. We had a couple of clear chances in the second half but Lewis Dunk was on hand to make terrific blocks. I watched him closely in the second half because I was sat in the Kop for this one and had a good view of his performance. He was outstanding. He’s the player that people think Harry Maguire is. He even got himself on the scoresheet, although he could - maybe should - have matched Virgil and bagged a couple. The one he got was well taken but from our point of view was a complete shambles. Leaving aside the disgraceful intervention of Martin Atkinson for a second, the incident that led to the free-kick was amateur hour stuff. I don’t know how that happened. Virgil was miles out of position and Lovren somehow had two runners to deal with. He may have got back to cover the danger but we’ll never know. I don’t know what Alisson was thinking. It wasn’t that he came charging out needlessly, it was that he was already out there. His starting position was so high that he was caught in no mans land. If he came out he wasn’t going to get it, but if he ran back it would be easy for the striker to lob him. So in the end he did neither. He half came out and ended up blocking the shot with his hand. Clear red card and there can be no argument about that. What happened after that though, fucking hell. Honestly, it was an absolute disgrace and for the life of me I don’t know why more hasn’t been made of it. Apparently that goal shouldn’t have stood because Brighton had players in / around the wall and the law has changed now so that isn’t allowed. I didn’t even know that until I saw Keith Hackett tweeting about it so that’s not why I was spitting feathers about it. Even now I’m not really too arsed about that oversight because I’m fucking steaming about Atkinson basically conspiring with Dunk to screw us over. Yes, that’s right, I said it, he conspired with Dunk. The Brighton defender saw Adrian on the post lining up the wall and he asked Atkinson if he could take the free-kick. Not only did he give him permission, he then blew the whistle unexpectedly to let him go. We had no wall and Adrian was stood on the post trying to line them up. Dunk didn’t even hit the free-kick with any power, he just cleverly passed it into the far corner. Heads up play by him but it’s a fucking disgrace that was allowed to happen. It’s either incompetence or cheating, take your pick. When do you ever see a referee allow something like that to happen? Virtually never. They either allow a quick one or they wait until everyone is ready. There is no in-between. As I said, I can’t believe more hasn’t been made of it because this is a fucking scandal, especially given the recent history with us and this referee. It genuinely blows my mind that this was allowed to happen and that no-one other than Hendo (and Adrian) really seemed as outraged by it as I am. It was sinister as fuck. I’ll say again, that shit just doesn’t ever happen, so why now? Because Martin Atkinson is continually trying to shaft us for some reason, that’s why. I was pissed off at the time but having since watched the replay of the game again and saw how the whole thing unfolded, I’m way beyond that now. Pissed off doesn’t even come close. This shit needs investigating. I’ve watched it again in full a few times to get the full picture of how it unfolded, and it gets worse every time. Adrian had to come on to the field unexpectedly, so he isn’t warmed up and he’s been thrown into a difficult situation. He should be given a bit of leeway for that, but it’s not like he’s taking the piss with how long he took. He runs onto the field and as he reaches the box he tells Hendo that he wants five in the wall. Then he goes to the goal to put his towel in the net and then immediately prepares to line up the wall. At this point Atkinson though is still getting them back ten yards so Adrian can’t really do anything until that’s done. Atkinson then walks back towards the ball, so Adrian is then lining up the wall and telling players to move across to cover the side of the goal he’s on. The opposite side is his responsibility so it’s completely unguarded. Then while this is happening - and we’re talking a matter of seconds here - Dunk asks if he can take it. What the fuck is Atkinson thinking by telling him “yeah go on then”. Not just that, but look at Atkinson’s position. He’s right next tot he ball when he’s supposed to be away from it so he can see everything happening in the box. Like I say, it’s fucking scandalous and the club should be reporting him. In the last few weeks we’ve had him not giving the foul on Origi that cost us a goal at United, we’ve had him in the VAR booth disallowing a perfectly valid goal by Firmino and now this. He’s also the same twat who last season didn’t send off Maguire (who later scored) and who failed to give a penalty for the most blatant of fouls on Keita, both decisions that contributed hugely to costing us two points. He’s a cunt. He’s screwed us out of the title last season and he’s trying to screw us over again this time at every opportunity. It couldn’t be clearer as far as I’m concerned and I just wish the club would call him out on it and demand he’s kept away from our games. That goal changed everything. We had tired legs, we were a man down and Brighton had their tails up. It was a proper grind after that. We couldn’t get out of our own half and the ball kept coming back at us, not least because of Origi’s inability to even compete for aerial challenges let alone win any. The lads defended stoutly though and did a great job shuttling across and filling gaps. Lallana played a key role in that I thought, even though the fella behind me was repeatedly calling him “a fucking shithouse” and complaining that “he hasn’t made a tackle since he came on”. He wasn’t there to try and make tackles you soft cunt. His job wasn’t to over commit himself and let Brighton play around him. It was to fill space, close down angles and protect his full back. He did that, and he was sprinting from the second he came on until the second it was over. The midfielders did a great job in that last ten, as did the back four. Adrian was there when he was needed too and barring one fumble that for a heart stopping moment looked like it would squirm into the net, he was great. That was such a difficult situation he was thrown into but he did what we needed him to. It’s a huge three points but then they all are. I seem to be saying this every week, but it’s more due to how we are winning than anything. If we’d won 5-0 would we be saying what a huge three points it was? Probably not, but because so many of these games have been in the balance until the final whistle, the wins feel so much more important. I love the fight and character this team show in all manner of different situations though. They’re going to need it in spades over the coming weeks because legs look a little heavy already and the fixture list hasn’t even really kicked in yet. Maybe we need to rotate a little as most of these lads have played every game. Mo hasn’t been at his best for a while. Maybe the injury is bothering him or maybe he’s just not in the best of form. Bobby is hot and cold as well. Gino and Hendo seem to play every single game and get very little rest. Leaving any of them out is a big risk but we can’t just keep sending out the same group of players every three or four days. Something has to give, but when we made changes against Napoli (even though it was only two of them) the team didn’t play well and for some people (not me) it was the changes that were responsible for that. It’s a difficult needle to thread and it will be interesting to see what Klopp does for the derby. Origi has tormented Everton at Anfield and he’d be full of confidence if he started. I’d be tempted to roll him out there as he’s like the fucking bogeyman as far as Everton are concerned. I don’t know what to expect on Wednesday. My gut instinct is it’s going to be another tense, tight, stressful one but maybe they’ll surprise us and deliver the kind of beating we haven’t seen since… I dunno, Norwich on opening night was probably the last one. We really could do with a couple of those performances where we have an early blitz and the game is over by half time, as it must be mentally (as well as physically) exhausting having to be at maximum concentration right down to the last second every week. So can we just spank Everton this week please lads? Pretty please? Star man is Virgil, obviously. Team: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold, Lovren, Van Dijk, Robertson; Henderson, Oxlade-Chamberlain (Adrian), Wijnaldum; Salah (Lallana), Firmino (Origi), Mané:
    2 points
  41. We are currently working on this flag for Wednesday's Merseyside Derby. It will be 12ft x 5ft and our colleague @PeterJMacca will be taking it into the @Everton end, hoping for a red to hold the red side from across the cordon.
    2 points



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