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  1. Or Evertonians Anonymous "Hi, my names Geoff and I'm an evertonian" "Yeah Geoff we got that from the z cars ring tone, blue Santa hat and you spent 5 minutes unstacking those red chairs to get to the grey one."
    13 points
  2. I know he divides opinion on here, but just imagine our front three if we signed Harry Kane. I’d go something like this: Salah-Firmino-Mane
    10 points
  3. Not what the headline suggests. Asda worker stunned as VVD asks to borrow £1 for his trolley https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/much-loved-asda-worker-stunned-17318050#ICID=Android_EchoNewsApp_AppShare
    8 points
  4. If anyone is baffled about how the Tories are on the brink of romping home in the upcoming election on their manifesto of inflicting more cruelty and malice on the populace, they could do worse than look at how almost every fan of a Premier League team is siding with Ben Johnson FC over Liverpool. I can understand it from supporters of Everton and Man Utd, with whom there is a long-standing direct rivalry - and even then, there are a few Man Utd fans who are sanguine about the prospect as they've had a good run and are against what Ben Johnson FC stands for - but what motivates supporters of the likes of (say) Wolves and Newcastle to want a club who are an embodiment of all that is evil in the world to triumph over Liverpool? The answer, I think, comes from politics. People in modern day Britain have bought into the notion that things are shit for them because people who are a little different from them, whether it be because of what they eat or the extent to which they will lie down and accept police/media malfeasance, are the source of all their woes and not because robber barons have brought about a situation where the participants, either in terms of sports teams or members of the labour force, are effectively serfs. I'm planning to move back to Liverpool in 2020, a move I resisted throughout 2019 partly because the England I moved to in 2001 is a very different place to England in 2019, a difference exemplified by bigots who were once on the fringe now being in the mainstream and sporting competition where the authorities are either unable or unwilling to do anything to apply the rules. Amidst all the negotiations that have taken place with my wife about the prospect of moving, we seem to agree on one thing - the idea that our little Irish boy is going to live anywhere in England other than Liverpool can get to fuck.
    7 points
  5. A great man once wrote (and sang) “I’m feeling like a Monday but someday I’ll be Saturday night”. We’ve been Monday for a long time, but it’s Saturday night now and we’re partying. This is some historic shit we’re living through. We’ll be telling our grandkids about this team and their crazy match winning exploits. There are all sorts of facts and stats I could throw at you here, about unbeaten runs, points totals over a rolling period of games (101 over the last 38 apparently), all the late winners etc. But there was something I saw on Twitter today which probably sums it up better than anything; in the last 18 months we’ve played in more Champions League finals than we’ve lost league games. Amazing. It’s mad. What we’re seeing is unprecedented in this country. No-one has done this before. Man City have matched (surpassed, actually) the run of league results but they didn’t have the European success running parallel with it. So yeah, what we’re seeing right now is historic. The performance at Palace was mediocre to say the least. But we won. Again. It’s what this team does. All the time. Did we deserve it? Probably not, but you don’t get points based on performance. Sometimes you just can’t produce your normal level for a variety of reasons and when that happens most teams, even good ones, drop points. The very best teams don’t though. Palace will feel they merited a point and they may be right. When they equalised I certainly didn’t think we’d been hard done by and Klopp said as much too. It hadn’t exactly 'been coming' but it wasn’t a massive shock either. We’d had the chance to put them away but we hadn’t taken it and it looked like we might pay the price when we conceded with eight minutes left. Then we just rallied and won the game again. The resilience of this team is like nothing I can remember. Klopp has been at pains to say that he doesn’t take it for granted and nor should we. Yeah, it’s great that we can keep skirting so close to the edge without falling over it, but we can’t keep doing this indefinitely. One day we’ll go to the well and it will have run dry, but hopefully by that point it won’t matter as we’ll be comfortably enough ahead that we could afford a slip up. I couldn’t be more impressed with the calmness and mentality of this team, but would a few comfortable 4-0 wins really be too much to ask? We used to do that as a matter of routine (two years ago we were destroying virtually everyone) but all of a sudden we’re seemingly winning 2-1 every week in the most nerve wracking of manners. It’s great that we can do it when needed, but I wish we didn’t ‘need’ to do it virtually every week, as it’s not good for the heart. We don’t dish out the kind of hammerings we did during Salah’s 44 goal season, but then we don’t drop the silly points we did then either. We’re in a better situation now but I do miss that feeling of going into every game expecting us to hit four or five. That being said, we were never going to win this one comfortably for all manner of different reasons. Selhurst Park is traditionally a twat of a ground for us to play at. Our record there isn’t too bad but the games are nearly always ugly and scrappy. Palace seem to be better against the good sides than they are against ones of their own level. Their style is conducive to making it difficult for the better teams like us and City. So it’s a tough enough test at the best of times, but coming off an international break made it infinitely more difficult. Klopp and some of the players explained afterwards how difficult it is when players are off all around the world, playing a completely different style of football, and then they come back and have one or two sessions before being expected to slip right back into gear. It’s unrealistic to assume that will happen, especially away from home against tricky opposition. In the past we’d have drawn or even lost this game (as we have on plenty of occasions). These days though, we win. Doesn't matter how. We just do. The first half display was shite. No point dressing it up as anything else, it was just shite. Not having Salah didn’t help (Ox was once again ineffective out wide) but it wasn't just that. It’s probably the worst we’ve played all season. We didn’t move the ball quickly, we didn’t get in behind them or around the side of them, we just passed it around without any real purpose. Their keeper had nothing to do. Palace didn't attack much but they still had the best chance of the half when Ayew met Kouyate’s excellent cross but could only divert the ball wide. They also had a goal disallowed of course. Correctly disallowed, but that’s not going to stop the collective wailing about “LiVARpool” from the rest of the country. Yawn. Honestly, I couldn’t give a fuck what they think. In fact, I’d rather it be like this than have everyone praising us and saying how we deserve to be top. I like our lads ruining weekends up and down the country and causing rivals fans to embarrass themselves with their utterly insane conspiracy theories. This LiVARpool thing is great because it’s blatantly untrue but it's wrecking their heads. We haven’t benefited from VAR any more so than most other teams. It just feels that way to those whose lives are being ruined by us winning every week. When we get screwed by it, such as at Old Trafford or Villa Park, a blind eye is turned. When VAR does it’s job properly and we benefit, like against City and Palace, toys are coming out prams everywhere. They’ve gone from “Liverpool will be fucked when VAR comes in” to “the game is corrupt, the FA are doing everything they can to hand them the title”. It’s gloriously mental. The fact is we’d be well clear at the top with or without VAR. Of course though, my initial feeling when the Palace goal was ruled out was relief. The decision was correct but if we’d had a goal ruled out for that I’d have been pissed off. It’s only natural, especially when the referee hadn’t given anything so the Palace fans had celebrated. The sense of resentment and injustice is always worse when you’ve had that euphoria of scoring and then it’s taken away. Palace fans inside Selhurst had the right to feel upset about it as they hadn’t seen the replays. The reaction to it by everyone else was mad though. People who ought to know better were arguing that “the shove on Lovren didn’t affect the play”. That’s probably true, but it doesn’t matter does it? A foul is a foul, and that was a blatant foul. Lovren was attacking the ball and was clearly - and needlessly - shoved in the back with two hands by Ayew. Instead of getting annoyed at us and VAR, people should be pointing the finger at the moron who committed a senseless foul that cost his team a goal. Ayew didn’t need to do it, but he did and he was rightly punished. And as soon as the video ref looks at that, what choice does he have? None. He’s got to give the free-kick and disallow the goal. On a list of contentious VAR calls this season, this one doesn’t even make the top fifty. But because it’s us it’s being made into something it isn’t. “It happens at every set-piece” they argue. Nope, it doesn’t. Not as clear as that anyway. You get some jostling, some shoving, some holding. What you don’t get is a player shoving someone in the back with both hands as he goes for the ball. Any time that happens it should always be called as a foul. It’s pretty simple really. So simple that even Roy Hodgson admitted it was a clear foul and said it was the correct decision. So the manager of the team penalised by the decision has no complaints and says it’s a clear foul, but @MCFC4life @TaffyToffee @lingardinho and @Aubazette_Gooner (probably genuine accounts, I haven’t checked) are up in arms about the conspiracy that is handing us the title. Hilarious. No-one seems to be arsed that it wasn’t a free-kick in the first place. Trent doesn’t shove Zaha, he puts a hand on his back and the Palace man hurled himself to the floor. In fairness, Lovren also exaggerated the shove on him, but it was nothing compared to Zaha’s theatrics. No-one’s arsed about that, but they would be if it were Sadio who had taken the tumble. While it was the right decision, you have to see something like that as a lucky escape. Was it VAR that rescued us, or did the ref see it but let the video sort it out? We’re going to see that more and more as this thing progresses (which is understandable) so it’s a pointless question really. All we know is that we thought we were a goal down, and then all of a sudden we weren’t. We’ve seen before that this impacts both teams. Palace were demoralised by it, while we’ll have seen it as the kick up the arse we probably needed. The second half was better. Not miles better, but there was significant improvement and unlike the opening 45 minutes we actually created a few chances. Sadio should have done better when Hendo’s brilliant through ball set him clear, but he tried to be a little too precise with his finish and rolled the ball a yard wide. He made amends shortly after when he collected a Robertson cross and scuffed it goalwards. The keeper pushed it onto the post, it rolled across and hit the other post, and spun just over the line before Van Aanholt arrived to try and clear. The defender could only smash it into his own net anyway, but the ball was already over the line meaning Sadio gets credit for it. We were still nowhere near our best but we had now taken control of the game and looked comfortable. Lovren was a whisker away from a tap in when he arrived at the post a fraction too late from a Trent corner, and Bobby should have scored after being played in by the marauding Robbo, who was having a big influence on the second half. The keeper made a good save to be fair, but Bobby will feel he should have buried that. That would have given us the breathing space you always want in these type of games. Palace were always going to have a go in the closing stages and their cause was helped when Hendo was replaced by Milner. Just as against Man City the other week, Hendo went off and suddenly Trent was like Steven Seagal - under siege. It shouldn’t really be like that as Gini switches to that flank and he knows what he’s doing, but that’s twice now that the difference has been glaring. Henderson's importance becomes more obvious with every minute he isn't there. Zaha started getting more of the ball, Palace grew in confidence, the crowd got into it more and then with eight minutes left they equalised. Good goal too. Zaha got away down the left and found Benteke before heading off into the box. Benteke rolled it inside to Townsend who superbly found Zaha. He let the ball run across his body, which wrong footed Robbo, and then he lashed in a low shot that gave Alisson no chance. There was a time not so long ago when conceding a goal like that would have put us on the back foot, hanging on for the rest of the game. Now? It’s like the players take it as a personal affront against them and they immediately go on the offensive again. The winning goal was scrappy but it’s about applying pressure until the opposition crack. We had them penned back and at full stretch to keep us out. Trent had whipped in a great ball that they just about managed to get behind for a corner. Trent whipped in another great ball and Virg adjusted his feet well to send a volley goalwards. That was blocked, as was his follow up effort, but Bobby was on hand to stroke the ball into the bottom corner with his left foot. There was a late scare when Townsend picked out Zaha on the back post and he blasted it high over. A glorious chance but I suspect he was offside and that our old pal VAR would have come to the rescue. I almost wish he’d bust the net with that now, just for the fume. Imagine!! So once again we pulled one out of the fire and went home with maximum points. As a general rule Klopp puts a lot of stock in performances as his logic is that if you’re playing well then more often than not the result will follow. Sometimes though, such as after an international break, it’s not about how you win, just that you win. We’ve got a busy schedule over the next month or so but that’s balanced out by the fact that the level of opponent isn’t that high. I’d like to see some thumping wins and I’m sure we will do (smashing Everton would be nice and long overdue), but I also expect there to be some performances similar to this one due to a combination of fatigue and Klopp maybe having to rotate some players in and out. He’s got to do that and there’s no point anyone complaining about it when it happens. If he decides Sadio or Bobby needs a rest then so be it. I’d prefer not to see Ox in the front three though, as it’s just a completely pointless exercise as he never does anything. As with Lallana, play him in midfield or not at all. Honestly, I’d rather see Harvey Elliott on the wing than Ox. Maybe Shaqiri will get a chance? What? It could happen. Origi is still just about the best option we have but he blows hot and cold. At least sometimes he’s hot though. He’s usually better as a sub but I thought he was shite when he came on in this one. He didn’t get to the pace of the game at all, which is unlike him. He’s going to be important over the coming weeks because we can’t just keep sending out the big three for every game. As for the star man, very few players did themselves justice but I thought the two centre backs were excellent and Fabinho was solid enough in front of them. Hendo was ok, Robbo was pretty good considering he’s playing through injury, and Sadio was alright. Star man is Virgil though I suppose, just ahead of big Dejan. Team: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold, Lovren, Van Dijk, Robertson; Fabinho, Henderson (Milner), Wijnaldum; Mané, Firmino, Oxlade-Chamberlain (Origi):
    6 points
  6. • LFC 4 - Barcelona 0 • Sadio Mané • Adrian (overcoming being released by West Ham) • Joel Matip (still needs a song) • Jürgen Klopp • Liverpool • James Milner
    6 points
  7. When he said “we all look after each other here” I had a little tear in my eye. I fucking love this team with all my heart
    5 points
  8. 5 points
  9. Got to say that their delusion is their own downfall. We can see this because for a time we revelled in United losing the odd game while our own club needed restructuring and we refused to see it. The big difference was that,Hodgson aside,we were never worse than a top six club at worst(yes,we finished 8th twice but we were still a lure for a good manager) while Everton are potentially relegation fodder. We had room for manoeuvre while Everton have none whatsoever. Promoted clubs in recent years such as Leicester,Burnley,Wolves and Bournemouth have all eclipsed the blues and pushed them further down the pecking order and they simply refuse to accept it. When they do it will be too late as the will be playing 46 league games a season and entering the FA Cup in the first round proper.
    5 points
  10. 4 points
  11. Last Episode, season 2 of Mr. Inbetween. Fuck off, I’m not crying. You’re crying.
    4 points
  12. They're going to need a bigger wall.
    4 points
  13. Neil will make mincemeat of Johnson but by the time the BBC editing team have finished with it he'll look like some sort of tory Martin Luther King.
    3 points
  14. Weening yourself off Kopites(Kopitis) 5 Step Programme 1 Accept you have an issue with Liverpool Football Club and it’s supporters. 2 Speak to your family, friends and workmates and ask them how your Kopitis affects them. Apologise if necessary. 3 Seek out Liverpool fans and ask them to help you adapt to life without Bitter. Confront your demons so to speak. 4 Take things slowly, you may lapse back into the odd ‘ murderer ‘ scream, only to be expected, it will pass given time. 5 Once bile feelings have passed stay well clear of things that trigger old tendencies, Goodison, The Brick, Rhyl Sun Centre, Llandudno etc. Good luck on your journey.
    3 points
  15. Not sure why they shoehorn being a blue into every possible situation like it is a badge of honour , rather than something that should only be whispered to The Samaritans
    3 points
  16. I reckon the job Moyes did at Everton was massively over-hyped. He got 4th place with 61 points and a negative goal difference. That's a fluke occurrence as far as I'm concerned. Most years they got somewhere around that points total and finished 6th or 7th which was about par for what he spent. One year they finished 17th with 39 points. A total that would have relegated them a year earlier. He oversaw 11 years of mainly mid-table mediocrity where one cup final apart they never threatened to win anything.
    3 points
  17. I had a similar experience few weeks back. Old girl up the road from me was looking a bit confused and lost. She‘d missed her neighbour who she wanted to bring some bread in for her. No problem, give me 20 mins and I’ll be back. I spent about an hour with her, just chatting with her about her family and her husband who’d passed. 89 years old, lovely old girl called Gloria Did exactly the same thing, broke down and said it just makes me cry when somebody does something nice for me. On the way out, she grabbed my hand and kissed it. Broke my heart I can tell you. I pop in every now and then just to check in, she’s 90 on Monday so I’m going go up there with the kids and make a fuss of her.
    3 points
  18. Just been to the till at a mini-mart. Her:“Ten sixty six, please” Me: “The Battle of Hastings” * tumbleweed *
    3 points
  19. We all knew this was coming. And that it would come hard. Like in 2017. There'll be more. It's nothing new. We'll see what happens in the polls etc. But, people are savvy now. They can cut through all the bumph and are more concerned with the real crisis that the country faces - continued austerity - rather than the alleged antisemitism "crisis" (small scale problem would be more accurate) in the Labour Party. You'd also hope that a lot of rational people would be a bit cagey when it comes to treating as gospel a whole host of unsubstantiated claims made by a person whose moral compass has no issue with posing for a grinning photo with a murderous, racist war criminal. I think it's called "sharing a stage with" or something like that...
    2 points
  20. Yeah mate. I was twitching like Captain Darling this morning.
    2 points
  21. Add Richard Keys to the list. I can’t believe people are still employing the useless bastard.
    2 points
  22. How old is Art mate? Our Charlie is 15 and he's got a couple of lumps on his body. Given his age the vets not worried about them, and they don't seem to be bothering him. So yeah, if he's scratching at it and it seems to be distressing him, get it seen to. If not, I would just leave it. If the situation changes, think about getting it looked at. Best of luck mate.
    2 points
  23. I'd go for C, as much as you might like him as a pet, you can't put yourself at risk, especially if you're still thinking of moving house. If he's not in any obvious distress, then that's probably the better option. I know it's expensive, but pet insurance or at least putting the equivalent amount of money aside each month is a must because vet bills are outrageous. We went with PetPlan who are pricey but pay up and cover conditions for life rather than per renewal or up to a certain amount- doesn't help now obvisouly, but something to conisder in the future.
    2 points
  24. But when it doesn't work they're utterly fucking useless. Internet went down last night. Got to wait till the 2nd of cunting December for an engineer to call. Shower of utter fucking cunts.
    2 points
  25. Christ, the cunt's gonna black up as well? Is there no level he won't stoop to?
    2 points
  26. They will probably just show Andrew Neil asking a question then Winston Churchill answering it then apologise for "accidentally" showing some archive footage a few days later.
    2 points
  27. Funny having an orgasm over processed cheese.
    2 points
  28. For sure. I imagine a lot of it is down to Klopp. Just thought then, look at our side. We barely have any horrible cunts if any at all. They all come across as genuinely decent caring people. As it should be. Klopp is just a perfect human.
    2 points
  29. Targeted mail, obviously - in mine she was in a bath of beans.
    2 points
  30. Maybe the problem is with whoever decides to downplay the seriousness of their injuries? You should know by now he is fine means 2 to 3 weeks, he is not ready for this Saturday is a month, we will see after the international break is 3 months and he is making progress means we will probably see him next season.
    2 points
  31. Hate it when lovren disrupts us by winning every game he plays
    2 points
  32. Harv Elliott at left back and move Robbo central alongside Virg.
    2 points
  33. Being a historian will help him out when looking at the bloos last trophy
    2 points
  34. Googling any symptom of anything ever: Possible causes: - Something innocuous - Something else - Some type of cancer Cunt internet
    2 points
  35. Man complains about other man having close ties to dangerous racists...
    2 points
  36. They need a man who understands the club and the city, a man of actions not words, a man with proven leadership and a track record for running large enterprises. Someone selfless and trustworthy, honest and dedicated. But most of all born and bred with the Everton ethos. That man my friends, is Derek Hatton. Although his red history may count against him, his fuming spitting frothing demeanour towards our owners that day at Goodison proved his credentials are beyond compare. It’s a grand in a brown envelope old team. School of Science sold, flattened and private housing built on it. The old lady getting her redundancy delivered by a taxi. The People’s club full of people who can’t afford a pint. Allegedley.
    2 points
  37. 2 points
  38. True. Pretty hard to wave an imaginary yellow card with an injured arm.
    2 points
  39. If you want to vote go to the BBC website. Do I look like the kind of productive bastard who would bother to do a poll? *types while spread across the couch*
    2 points
  40. I've heard Adama Traore shakes his head at his lack of end product.
    2 points
  41. They're mostly crying at the moment because someone suggested Rafa and they are still upset because he called them a small club, even though he didn't. I genuinely pity Moshiri getting dragged into their little world. Not a lot mind as I'm sure his large investments in steel and the thought of a free stadium needing a lot of steel possibly from a company he's heavily invested in, was enough to help him skim through the numerous warnings. Now he finds himself in the village of the damned where few escape. They can't attract a top manager because they're shit, with shit players, a shit stadium and shit fans. Their delusional view of where they sit in the footballing scheme of things is so far out of whack that nobody is good enough. He must regret the day he allowed his greed to cloud his judgement and allow BK's bullshit to permeate his rational thoughts. The crowd are turning ugly and fast, they didn't have far to turn in all honesty. Already he's started getting abuse at the wooden shack, this will only increase until he appoints Poch and gives him £500m to spend on players. What is much different this time round is that the neighbours are European Champions and are currently on fucking fire! If you looked in almost every single aspect of Liverpool for the complete opposite, then your answers would mainly be Everton. This has turned up the anger, they're not just fuming right now, they're positively incandescent with rage. Just how shit they are is being laid bare and cognitive dissonance isn't working any more, reality is starting to seep into their every day thoughts and it hurts like hell. It's Kenwright, it's Moshiri, it's Silva, it's Brands and even that Denise whatshername isn't safe from the bitters bile. I genuinely believe that if the club announced that they were having to scrap BMD and then we beat them in the derby that they would all spontaneously combust. If they ever get relegated and dropped like a stone through the leagues and ended up a pub team, their fans would still be insisting on a world class manager and a 60k stadium on the dock. It would still all be our fault somehow too.
    2 points
  42. Their response will be that the way the GEs have gone with multiple hung parliaments has stopped them from achieving utopia. Election doesn't go their way? Fuck it, call another one, and another, until they get the result they want. Second Brexit referendum though? Nah, you only get one shot at that, set in stone, will of the people. Democracy innit.
    1 point
  43. Alternative cycle Stage 1 Moshri Loaded New stadium Richer than the redshites Stage 2 Sep/Oct FA keeping us down Fucking Red shites We'll spend loads in January Stage 3 Derby loss Struggling Stadium rumours No money Silva out Stage 4 Win 3 games on the bounce against relegation fodder Get further in the FA Cup than the Redshite, still out by the 5th round Stage 5 Seasons over by March Anyone but the redshites Stage 6 Winning the transfer window Brands will get us gems on the cheap New manager bounce
    1 point
  44. The team he plays are very good at football and it's difficult to get a game for them. If we had the whole league to select from only 2 or 3 players are dislodging Gini from the team. Let's just be happy we finally have players the calibre of Keita who can't get into our team.
    1 point



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