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Perhaps reading too much into one result - the old White Hart Lane was hardly a fortress - but, not for the first time, I'm going to suggest that deciding against tearing down Anfield and starting afresh was, on balance, a good idea.

How many trophies have Everton won since 1995?

New member of the Mook clan, we haven't named her yet.

Apologies. I should have asked a bluenose.

He was certainly on borrowed time.

Something sinister is being plotted in the background there mate.

Regardless of how good we are, we are not entitled to win anything this season. If we don't get thrown out we should go for the league cup. Imagine us just fucking it off then ending the season empty handed. Fuck that. More silverware please, all the silverware. The lot of it.

Weekend round-up :- Harry Wilson: Played 77 minutes in Bournemouth’s eventful 2-2 draw with West Ham on Friday night. Marko Grujic : Played the full 90 as Hertha saw off hapless Köln 4-0 away from home. Taiwo Awoniyi: Got fifteen minutes off the bench for Mainz as they lost 1-0 to Wolfsburg. Created a good chance in stoppage time with a smart back heel, which was wasted. Kamil Grabara: Retains his position in goal for winless Huddersfield. Widely blamed for dropping the ball from a cross for the Millwall equaliser in Saturdays 1-1 draw. Liam Miller: Played 78 minutes as Kilmarnock were held to a scoreless draw at home by Ross County; won his side a penalty in the second half, which was squandered by teammate Osman Sow. Sheyi Ojo: Played an hour in the 5-0 dismemberment of Aberdeen by Rangers; subbed off once the result was beyond doubt. Allan: Played the full game as Fluminense beat Gremio 1-0 at home; picked up a booking. You need a bit of that, when you’re round the trapdoor. Ben Woodburn: Played the full game as Oxford United beat Gillingham 3-0; involved in the opening goal. Loris Karius let in four for Besiktas at Trabzonspor. Daniel Sturridge got none of them. Nat Phillips : unused substitute for Stuttgart against Bielefeld. Rhys Williams: Played 90 minutes for Kidderminster Harriers in their 2-1 defeat at Spennymoor. Shamal George: Missed the FA Trophy defeat for Marine at Runcorn Linnets with ‘illness’.

Why would we want to export to the EU? We don't need them. We've got our commonwealth to export to. We'll paint the world pink again.

X - hamster

Levy looking like he’s off to strangle a small animal. Like a hamster, perhaps.

Dunno, haven’t got there yet. Oh, hang on, actually it was the other day when I was tagged on a Facebook picture with my other half, and that fat beardy twat Dan said she looked like my carer.

Two mates of mine went to Glastonbury about 10 years ago. Already rotten when they got there on the Thursday, they put their tent up and went off to party. Neither could remember where the fuck they put their tent and all their gear. They never saw it again.

Oh, sorry, I had no idea I had to have watched 90 hours of game tape on them to proclaim "they play good football".

Is he our best ever Brazilian DM though? Is he? Go on, is he?

Eva Habermann from Lexx (1996)

De Bruyne Kante Son Aubamayeng Vardy Not sure why people have United players in there. They should be in the other thread, the 10th placed slapdicks.

I know he's probably on here multiple times but seeing as the "diamond geezer" is back in the headlines I thought it was apt.... Still I'm sure Channel Four will give him another hour slot to promote himself while he cries crocodile tears over his restaurant business collapsing . Still I'm sure he won't waste time before he'll find some other social issue to fleece... Jamie Oliver takes £5.2m payout despite restaurant closures Licensing deals helped celebrity chef’s food and media empire increase sales to £43.5m Then this corrupt cunt...Thank fuck I was always in the Ovett camp when I was a kid

Is it not just a rehash of what's been offered before, the border away from the border, so it's still a border? The other thing that annoys me is all this shit "David frost gets the train to Brussels twice a week" like that is some type of hard work. How about you do what the rest of us do and go for 5 days and get some fucking work done. 2 days a week is somehow trying to get a deal. Fuck off.

"I'm not being funny, but..."

How Man Utd ,Arsenal fans and sky see the game How the rest of the world see it

Cunts.

Probably. It's not so much trying to get out of it, it's trying to get out if it after milking every inch of understandable simpathy and publicity out of it, retiring the shirt or whatever and all the emotional drama and grief and then simply turning around and pretending they never heard of him.

"With all due respect, you’d expect us to be able to handle two bang average players like that....." Love that expression. Always used just before you're about to disrespect somebody.

BBC website For years this was Roy Keane v Patrick Vieira. Today the captains are Ashley Young and Granit Xhaka.

Hamman and Mascher were both great defensive midfielders they just played the role differently. I’d say Mascher was the better player but Hamman is a Liverpool legend. You are allowed to rate them both, you’re a bit of a dick if you don’t to be honest.

It was the first time since Madrid that I felt a feeling of dread in the build up to and during the game. It's been all "Champions of Europe, bitch!" since, and a more general feeling that the season had yet to shake out. Well, it's shook out and I can't pretend any more that failing to win the league would be anything other than a source of disappointment. Yeah, I know Liverpool are up against Ben Johnson FC and what Klopp and co are accomplishing is a footballing miracle. I understand that on a rational level, but the heart wants what the heart wants, and getting what the heart wants involves winning every league match against anyone other than BJFC, and even then Liverpool will need at least a draw in one of the games against them. It's going to dominate the next eight months of my life, and it makes me sick.

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Fucking hell, Aussie girl has just snatched the Gold in the Javelin from the 2 Chinese athletes in the last round, great throw, personal best too!

Never heard of them cunts. Genuinely.

I'm not having a go at you, mate I'm just expressing my displeasure over a member of HM Civil Service

That pitch could do with some TLC

Negged on behalf of the Campaign for Real Acronyms Please.

Betamax, they’re straight to Betamax

The main difference between him and Mignolet, besides the fact that the latter had a 25 page rap-sheet of mistakes and should have been shot out of a cannon years ago, is that Adrian, more often than not, actually makes saves when he's called upon. Which is kind of important.

A bit surprised you didn’t mention the pen situation with Mane, the one where a Sheff. Utd player comes flying in studs first and hits Mane on the ancle (57 min). If you asked 1000 refs if that was a pen, I doubt even one would say no. Still, Taylor wasn’t sure and didn’t call it. VAR didn’t correct it either. To me that was the final straw. I’ve been very much in the pro VAR camp, but this was it for me. It’s worse now than it was before. The ref is in doubt and doesn’t call it expecting VAR to correct if wrong. VAR for some reason doesn’t come to his aid, but somehow think they support the ref by not correcting him.

Spot on, as always. Three vital matches coming up. Glad that you mentioned the mental block at Old Trafford, we can forget three points there. Ridicilous, really, as we are far superior, but the psychological factor can not be denied.

More like Gurka knives to me!

Talking off DM The day Chelsea got Momo'd

*shakes head*

Fans doing their best to bring the womens' game in line with the mens'.

I remember when we bought Kewell, it was about £3m for the agent and Leeds only got £2m or something like that. Agents are just fucking leeches.

Tawny Kitaen

That bottom bloke looks like his face was created on a Spectrum 48k when curves were impossible.