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  1. Ah well. Yet another thread descends into a steaming pile of shite. I genuinely started this thread thinking it may be something we could all relate to regardless of what way people voted in the referendum or their political alliances. IMHO, I don't see this so called trolling that people see with Rico. OK so his political views might differ from others but so what ? This place would be a lot duller if there was no alternative view points. As with Rico, I honestly didn't get the abuse Boss was getting. Another one seemingly on the other side of the fence but I thought he always communicated well and I don't remember him resorting to trading insults. Get a fucking grip you shower of cunts.
    7 points
  2. Nothing wrong with that, he's right. Not sure how that's classed as 'running his mouth'. And he wasn't pushed out of the door, they wanted him to stay but he wouldn't. He didn't want to pick up a wage and not play. Good for him. And we did fuck him around. He was supposed to leave a year ago but the rug was pulled out from under him when Karius was so shit in pre-season that it was obvious he had to go instead.
    4 points
  3. I tried reading it but I kept falling asleep and waking up dressed like a chicken.
    4 points
  4. At least we played better than we did last year. The 2-0 scoreline was ludicrous really. We should never have lost the game at all but to lose by two was just taking the piss. If we never have to go to play in Naples again it will still be too fucking soon. Whether we finish first or second in the group didn’t matter to me before, but it does now. I’m sick of Napoli. I’m sick of having to play them in pre-season. I’m sick of their rat fans stabbing people. I’m sick of their shitty fucking Kappa kit. I’m sick of their snide bastard players and I’m even sick of Carlo Ancelotti’s rogue eyebrow (and I’ve always quite liked ol’ Carlo). I want us to smash them at Anfield and then never have to play them ever again. I must admit, I struggle to get up for the Champions League group stages these days. Since we’ve become title contenders these games don’t do anything for me to be honest. They’re a necessary evil but my blood doesn't get pumping until the knock outs come around. So going into the game my feeling was that I’d like to win to keep the run going, but that if we were to come a cropper in any game we have coming up then this would be the one that would be the least damaging. Losing a Premier League game can have dire consequences, but basically, this game didn’t matter because whatever the result we should still go through anyway. That didn’t stop me from being fucking livid afterwards though. Livid at VAR, livid at Napoli, and livid at the amount of bollocks I heard on telly and read on social media about it. Yeah, I mean the penalty incident and some of the baffling takes on it. “He gave the ref a decision to make” “It’s not a clear and obvious error” “if that was at the other end I’d want it” and various other nonsense soundbites. I don’t often talk in absolutes and I generally have respect for the opposing point of view. I'm not an "I'm right and you're wrong" type of guy. On this though? Nah. All of the above is absolute horseshit. It wasn’t a penalty. 100% it wasn’t. No debate, no room for ambiguity, it was just a dive and should have been a booking for Callejon. I honestly can’t get my head around how anyone sees it differently. Are we that attuned to cheating now that an incident like this is somehow seen as contentious by people who ought to know better? Apparently so. This isn’t a 50-50 call. It’s not even a 90-10 call. In fact, it’s not even a 99-1 call. It’s a clear dive and the only ‘contact’ that is made (if you can even call it that) is Callejon ensuring that his leg brushes against Robbo’s on his way to the floor. We don't lose very often these days and I'd almost forgotten how it feels. If you take VAR out of the question then I wouldn’t be anywhere near as bitter and resentful as I am about this one. I don’t blame the ref for giving a penalty as in real time it looked like a clumsy foul from Robbo. As soon as it happened I said “oh shit that’s a pen”. So, even if replays had shown that the ref got it wrong I could have lived with that because it’s tough and mistakes happen. Refs will get some of these wrong as it’s impossible sometimes to get them right in real time. But isn’t that the whole reason they inflicted this video shit on us? I’m totally against VAR in all forms but at least when the on-pitch referee would go to the touchline to look at the video himself then more often than not the decision would be right, because if he fucked up he’d see it and over-rule himself. Since they stopped that and had some fucking trained monkey in a room looking at the video and doing absolutely fuck all, the whole thing has become a farce. The video is meant to help the ref, so let him look at it and then either stand by his decision or change it. This ref was good I thought. I liked how he let a lot of stuff go and wasn’t blowing up any time a Napoli player hit the turf looking for a cheap free-kick. A lot of the time in Europe refs are blowing up for nothing and it becomes really hard to play our normal pressing game. This ref wasn’t like that, so if he had the benefit of seeing that incident on a pitchside monitor I reckon he’d have reversed the decision and booked Callejon. Instead he’s been made to look foolish because he was hood winked by a player and because the video ref didn’t help him out. The four worst words in the English language right now are “clear and obvious error”. I’m sick of hearing it as it’s basically just a fucking cop out for not ensuring the right decision is made. By using this daft rationale you can pretty much justify never over-ruling anything. I mean come on, in our last two games alone we’ve seen two clearly incorrect decisions upheld on this bullshit ‘not clear and obvious’ thing. They’re basically saying that if it’s subjective they won’t overturn anything, but realistically 99% of decisions are subjective to some degree, as this has proved. The fact that there are people claiming that this, THIS, is not an obvious error shows that. I mean fucking hell people, he took a dive. It’s as clear as day. So I’m not angry that we lost to Napoli. I’m not even angry that the referee was conned by a well executed dive. I’m angry that this video bollocks that has been inflicted on us on the premise that it would stop this kind of shit has actually just made the situation even worse. We talk more about bad decisions now than we did before. “He gave the ref a decision to make”. I’m so sick of hearing that because it no longer applies. When it’s a referee making a decision without the help of replays, then yeah, that’s a valid argument. If a defender dived in and the ref mistakenly thought it was a foul, it was a legitimate thing to argue. The second they brought this fucking video shit in though it became null and void. Or at least it should have. It’s fucking shit. I hate it. It should be fucked off. I hate VAR and didn’t want it. I know some were in favour of it, but even they must surely see that this is not how it’s supposed to be. The way it’s being implemented is not how this shit was advertised. VAR is basically a big red brexit bus, promising shit that it had no intention of ever delivering. In terms of the game and the performance, I’m fine with it. Napoli are a good side and it’s a difficult place to go. I thought we played pretty well and should have won. The reason we didn’t was because of VAR being as much use as Phillip Degen and because we were just too wasteful in attack. Sadio was uncharacteristically sloppy and Bobby followed up his sensational display at the weekend with a bang average one this time. He got better in the second half, but overall he was a little bit off. I thought Mo was generally fine. He wasn’t great but he was the least culpable of the front three. He was really unlucky with a great shot that the keeper did superbly to tip around the post. The most frustrating moment of the night was the brilliant counter we had from a Napoli corner that saw Sadio and Mo running at the last defender. I’m absolutely positive that the shit at Burnley contributed to that whole thing going wrong as it caused Mané to second guess himself. In fairness the defender did well and made the pass difficult, and what should have happened really was Sadio should have just drove at him and had a shot. There were a couple of split seconds when the pass might have been on and even when he did play it there was a chance of making it, but I just think the whole situation was in his head and impacted his judgement. Overall we had some good chances and loads of situations that should have led to good chances if only we’d played the right pass. It was just one of those rare off nights for the attackers (for some weird reason they tend to usually happen away from home in Europe), but the performance was generally good and there were some top quality outings from the likes of Fabinho, Trent, Matip and Adrian. It’s Adrian I feel for the most actually. He was fucking brilliant and didn’t deserve to be on the losing side. He made a nice double save in the first half but the thing I liked best about that was how quickly and confidently he was up and appealing for offside when the striker finished the rebound from the second one. He just seemed in complete control of that whole situation. The save he made in the second half was incredible. I think it’s one of the greatest saves I’ve ever seen actually. The commentators kept saying that “he went early” but he didn’t at all. It wasn’t going early, it was recognising the situation and spreading himself to try and give the striker the least amount of space as possible. Schmeichel did that all the time. You can be reactive and wait until the forward takes his shot and then try to save it, or you can be proactive and make yourself as big as possible. Adrian did the latter, and although there was some fortune involved in that the ball hit his hand, he still had to keep it out and somehow he turned it over the bar. It was an incredible save. He was good in everything he did actually. His distribution was good, his handling was good and he looked supremely confident. He nearly saved the pen too. Top performance from him. He’s the star man just ahead of Fabinho. It's not nice losing a game but as I said, if we were going to lose one then this was the best time for it. Similarly, if Virg was going to make a costly error than let it be in this game when we're already 1-0 down. On that note, Steve McManaman said after that second goal that the penalty incident doesnt matter now because they scored again. Fucking hell. Look at how that goal came about. Mo plays a high risk pass because time is running out and we need to score. Virgil then tries to keep the ball alive by playing a risky ball for the same reason. But the penalty doesn't matter because it finished 2-0? Behave yerself. But yeah, far better to have a blip in this one that at Chelsea next weekend. At least it's a Sunday game, and having played on the Tuesday that gives us plenty of time to recover, which will be necessary given that Klopp went full strength (bar Gini being left on the bench). Stamford Bridge is always a tough place to go but the way we've been playing we should be fine. The only thing that could cause us a problem is if the forwards are wasteful again, because the way we play means that we'll almost always create good situations no matter who we play. Misfiring in Champions League away group games isn't the end of the world, as we saw last season when we lost all three of them. Team: Adrian; Alexander-Arnold, Matip, Van Dijk, Robertson; Fabinho, Henderson (Shaqiri), Milner (Wijnaldum); Salah, Firmino, Mané:
    4 points
  5. Maybe it’s you that should be looking at Section’s posting style. He is one of the best, most respected members of this place. He is very rarely ever discourteous or disingenuous, he’s bright and funny. Anybody who points a finger at him has badly misjudged their target.
    4 points
  6. My sister in law's thick as mince sister has just called her from abroad and told her the Rangers score (they're Rangers supporters) 'early' because she's one hour ahead. I'm not even joking.
    3 points
  7. "Buy Yourself Rohypnol", you mean.
    3 points
  8. The thing most people don’t realise about Always Ultra maxi pads is that they offer up to 100% leak protection to help you feel protected throughout the day. I would have been a fool not to take them.
    3 points
  9. I think I've accidentally wandered into the "I'm a hysterical fanny thread". We got rid of Mignolet who was fuck up on a stick just before the window closed. We got this guy for free who had the full expectation of getting splinters in his arse from spending the next couple of years sitting on the bench. Tragedy strikes and AB is injured - long term. So he's made some good saves and some bad attempts but who the fuck else could we have got just for back up for one of the worlds best keepers? Or would you have preferred we recalled Karius?
    3 points
  10. The TK Party pledges to invoke Article Flounce with immediate effect.
    2 points
  11. ‘Teach yourself Hypnosis’ - reading that changed my life.
    2 points
  12. "Cunt should be wearing an away strip."
    2 points
  13. Someone always has to bring race into it. You big fascist.
    2 points
  14. He was giving a shout out to the real Turdseye off the Crystal Palace forum.
    2 points
  15. Its alright, Turdseyes ma and all of his dads are yet to make an appearance.
    2 points
  16. You're obviously neither of those things.
    2 points
  17. What the GF needs right now is another bitchfest. Great thread.
    2 points
  18. Voted for myself BTW. Pointless cunt of a poster.
    2 points
  19. Rico might be a cunt but he's a sexy fucker, I've seen his jogging pics on here.
    2 points
  20. Daughter of the wife's friend has a name spelt CAOIHME. It is pronounced Keever Sweat was bulleting off me when she asked me to get a new Liverpool shirt with her name on the back.
    2 points
  21. And he can make saves. The biggest myth in football is Mignolet is a good shot stopper. Look where he's playing now there was no decent clubs after him when we were moving him on cause he's not that good.
    2 points
  22. 2 points
  23. I agree about being pestered when shopping is highly irritating, I think the management make their staff do it usually. Perhaps it's one of those places that helps you pack at the end, pretty useful for the likes of my disabled old man. I'm still not sure I get the joke element and thought there was something I was missing as sometimes I can be a bit of a div not getting jokes. Also not so sure why you've pissed your pants about my response.
    2 points
  24. I forgot how awful it is to cook in a different kitchen to your own. All the knives were blunt, the chopping board was the size of a tenner, only 2 small electric hobs that meant I couldn't use a large saucepan and frying pan at the same time and kept on inexplicably turning itself off, no spatula, plastic handled knives and forks, cooked some diced up butternut squash with butter in a frying pan on full whack for half a fucking hour and it was still not cooked, the corkscrew bent easily and therefore just chewed up the cork rather than remove it, I had no spices to hand. It goes on. I was fully sulking about it, this was just 1 meal I was making and I was ready to dismember kittens by the end of it.
    2 points
  25. The only thing I have to add is that Steve Mcmanaman gets right on my tits. "Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch" Fuck off.
    2 points
  26. Juventus' nickname is apt. They remind me of my old lady, eager to pick up a freebie (or close to a freebie) when out shopping even when it's not needed or just complete shite.
    2 points
  27. Can’t be too surprised that the chances of the PM bumping into opposition activists outside of the Westminster bubble are greater when the actions of his own party have led to the opposition party becoming the largest in Western Europe.
    2 points
  28. Like many other positions in the team, we went from barely adequate to best-in-class.
    2 points
  29. So they might have consulted Jewish party members, just not the The JLM itself. Presumably, they want to be consulted on everything now, otherwise that's an 'institutional failing'.
    2 points
  30. Good stuff, thought they'd allowed their eye to go off the ball for a second.
    2 points
  31. I think we've discovered the source of the weakness of the working class - we're all too busy bickering with each other over shite that doesn't matter.
    2 points
  32. I hope he comes to use his roll on deodorant and it’s empty.
    2 points
  33. I can barely get bothered about our own early group games never mind City's.
    2 points
  34. You'd be a shitty dictator, losing a rigged elections with only one candidate.
    2 points
  35. 2 points



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