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So are my farts. Doesn’t mean I inhale them instead of having eggs with a cooked breakfast.

Them lot are so full of themselves

Let's not kid ourselves. The Tories expected a former right winger to give them everything and when he was impartial and didn't bend over, they threw their toys out of the pram.

I don’t resent him for the move to United - it was his attitude and statements upon signing for them. he pissed us around claiming he was happy to sign only to not at which point we could only get 8m + Nunez. He chose Newcastle over us instead of digging his heels in. He then went to united and seemingly is confused why he isn’t adored? I loved his time with us and he was integral in putting back into a successful platform but it’s easy to see why he isn’t liked too much.

Been searching google for images of Hitler being arrested for protesting people's wrongful imprisonment but I'm struggling. Also thinking about all those early political opponents whom, instead of having their heads clubbed in by the SA, were allowed to subject him to more personal abuse than had ever been dished out to any politician in his lifetime to be met with only a shrug of the shoulders. (I realise there are some similarities between being sent to Dachau and ending up in the Lib Dems though I grant you). There were those early 30s speeches of him urging restraint as others in the Reichstag urged bombing campaigns and sanctions against foreign powers. Lest we not forget the organs of oppression around Corbyn either. Emily Thornbury and her legions of black-clad SS and Gestapo agents.

My real life mate is a big a pro-beaner and is massively into his Heinz. When we lived together as students I used to always argue that they were practically indistinguishable from HP, but he wasn't having it. I said he would never be able to tell the difference and the baked bean challenge was born. Using scientific methods the challenge was set up. I cooked three plates of beans on toast for him simultaneously using Heinz, HP and a popular supermarket's own brand. I'm not naming the supermarket, they can fuck off. My mate was blindfolded as the challenge commenced. Nowt kinky, like, just so that he couldn't identify the beans visually. He ruled out the supermarket beans straight away - the sauce was a dead giveaway. But when it came to HP vs Heinz he took a good minute or so to make his choice. In the end, to my dismay, he identified the Heinz beans correctly but it was close. It was one of the greatest days of the late 90s.

Chicken breast stuffed with pesto, feta, tomato and basil, wrapped in bacon.

Sorry fella, but she wants proper volleying in the fanny for that egg.

Getting dogs abuse in Scottish media and off pundits - all around how he plays and how he needs to play differently when he is playing for Scotland. I fucking hate the shite that is international football and this is one of the reasons - a top drawer player of ours being subjected to shite and negativity and taking stick of clowns not fit to lace his boots, nomarks like Kris Boyd for example....and worse still is that Robbo is taking the shite. Can't be good for him to be surrounded by shite and be made to feel bad.

Probably won’t share the comments with her now.

Indeed mate. Incidentally, that was a whopper of a typo from me above, re foreword. Currently rubbing chilli into my eyes as penance.

I hate her.

I’d never choose to have tonnes tomatoes on a breakfast, but as a result it means when I do get them, it’s rare enough to be a nice change of pace. Especially so if - as yesterday - they’re plum tomatoes, and not chopped tomatoes. i think I’ll be heading back there Saturday and will add a black pudding and a second egg, and report back.

If you are desperate for the country to leave the EU regardless of the consequences, you deserve to be shoved up Nigel Farage's hoop.

I honestly wouldn't be so confident making that assertion after the last few years.

To be fair that's exactly how he wants his egg. She isn't the problem here. She is enabling the crime like.

They did the same with Hansen. The Scots haven't seen many world class players over the last 20 years so would hardly know one if they saw them.

Marvellous and very timely stuff from Ian Austin to bring up the IRA, Hamas and anti-semitism re Corbyn tonight. It’s high time those topics were finally mentioned as he’s been successfully managing to dodge criticism and scrutiny on them. Be a huge shame if a grand piano were to fall on Austin’s head from 10 floors up.

Show her this, mate. Fantastic brekkie. Sausages and bacon look delicious. The egg is perfect - just how I like them. Homemade beans are to die for. Is your wife on Deliveroo?

Yes , I am still disgusted that Sinn Fein won't help Jezza out in any votes after all of the gun-running and punishment beatings he has been involved in for them.

Game of Thrones season 8?

And as an aside, this forum is poorer for the loss of the Rev.

Tories didn’t stand or applaud after his statement but they aren’t offering any less tributes. Gove, Grieve, Bone, Lidington and Swinson so far, among others.

Yeah, I’ve tried them. It still freaks my nut out to this day.

I got launched out of first class the other week on the TPE for "sniffing the seats"

To be fair to him, I didn't want to leave the house either. I had the game on loop.

My best bit was when Corbyn was just like Hitler.

I'm sure I've seen that egg in the natural history museum.

Fucking hell, I really need to get my window frames sanded and painted before winter sets in.

When your Da figures out how to use your Ma's Epson Expression XP-255 Wireless Inkjet...

Okay, finally told my wife over the weekend, the reason why I always without faii order fry-up if it’s on the menu. So I showed her the thread, my last couple of reviews... complete with all the lovely the comments, and she loved it, thought it was a bit ‘cute’ that I do it for bunch of dudes I’ve (mostly) never met. She lolled so hard at some of the comments. The next day she took it upon herself to cook me a plate of fry-up. Went to the butchers for the sausages and bacon (they had run out of black pudding unfortunately). So here goes: 2 x sausages 2 x bacon 1 fried egg over hard (how I like it) Home made beans (with chickpeas and I’m sorry.... some spinach) Sautéed onions I think for garnish Rightio... Not gonna give it a rating, it was genuinely very nice. Fearing the worst though.

Can't agree fellas, at times this series has felt like a self parody, especially when fooking Polloy is required to "act" Way too much style, not nearly enough substance. Just waiting for the soundtrack album, Tweed cap and the limited edition Shelby Corporation cut glass decanter to reach a shop near you in the run up to Christmas.

If the ERG had voted with May, the WA would have got through so no Brexit impasse? But, that Corbyn eh? The impasse was created by those who wanted their version of Brexit on the right

I remember you saying he didn't have the technique, and me saying it was about Roy at number 4; but you are right, he could be a decent 3, moving Root to 4 and letting Roy go. Roy and Butler might be fucked after the ODI, but Woakes and Stokes are also probably a bit jaded. Leach has a lot of cult status, but Bess might be worth revisiting, just from the bowling point of view. Sam Curan might get a chance in the last test, if Stokes is also fucked, but hopefully they won't replace Root as Capt with Stokes. That's a Bothamesque mess in the making. Root hasn't been a great captain but who do you lot think deserves a place in the side and can captain, apart from Stokes? Stokes looks really fucked at the moment, but shouldn't ever have the captaincy to worry about. Bairstow is an interesting one, he's not the best w/k, but you could play Olie Pope at 6 instead of him, Foakes at 7 as w/k. I'm sick of his chippy litttle attitude - when he can be bothered making a decent score, he then uses it to hit back at Vaughn and the others. How about just being competitive all the time and not relying on media criticism to make him do his job? Having typed that, it's cathartic - he's a poor w/k and an average test batsman, and he really fucks me off with his 'me against the world' bollocks. I'm beginning to hate the arrogant little fucker - 'I don't bat as well when I'm not qwicket-keeping.' Well fuck off and keep wicket for someone who doesn't mind your sloppiness.

Yes, in the same way that you're just fine with an unelected leader shutting down Parliament, or at least trying to, and plunging the country into no deal deep shit. Don't worry, anyway. You'll get your election and then you can start salivating at the prospect of a Tory/Brexit Party dream team.

7th in that table, Champions of Europe. The Klopp effect. Read it and weep fuckers.

Yeah, I reckon he'll smash it with the speaking tours. Probably a book too. He'll do sound for himself. But he's been a decent speaker at an incredible time in politics.

Fucking hell. There's doubling down and then there's this.

No, he doesn't. That's Tory behaviour.

Still standing by my Davina post...The again I'd hang out of a window.. Anyway here's Eva Mendes 45 to make up for it

GET THE GOVERNMENT PUT TOGETHER!!

Kaymak- Don Leisure

I’m gonna have to disagree with this. I’m a firm pro-beaner, just like everyone with an IQ higher than Dwight Yorke’s illegitimate children, but you can still see a bit of bean juice there. Well cooked beans should be one gloopy entity. Say no to loose juice.

Ainsley Hayes from The West Wing. Her first meetings with Sam, the President and Leo are some of the funniest moments on the show.

I'd love it if the spawn of Rees-Mogg grew up to be Shankly Socialists.

Thinly veiled dig at Dave there. That’s fucking disgraceful.

I bet Biscan the dog was all Mcnulty 'Fuck did I do ??'