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Fuck them. 20 fucking years of their arrogant gurning grids, fergie fucking time, we're man utd and we do what we want, another false dawn for liverpool etc fucking etc. Times up, the devils come to collect on whatever deal these cunts made. Nothing would make me happier than to see them go bust and get fucked off out of football altogether.

once they play at anfield they will batter whatever opponent they get Good lad

Their reaction to the Dean Saunders conviction is a great example of the Evertonian 'Morton's Fork' way of approaching all things LFC: they expect us to justify his awful conduct because we are "Victimpool" and "ashamed of nothing." The fact that most reds would condemn his behaviour means that we are phonies, and YNWA is a lie. They love having their bitter lemon drizzle cake and eating it, don't they?

She (not Paulie’s missus) decided that we needed a king size bed. It’s one of them with a draw underneath on each side, only we can’t use one because it’s up against the fucking wall.

A fella in work goes the same place in Greece every year. Goes on about it like it's the best place in the world. As he's been there more than 10 years on the run he says "cant wait to meet my mates back in Greece". This fella is a total knob who most people cannot tolerate so the staff and bar owners must dread him turning up every year. He pays about a grand to stay in these apartments that have a small pool below. It looks like the apartment blocks that the Beastie boys chase Sir Stewart Wallace into the pool in the video Sabotage.

Weddings, funerals, Christmas, birthdays, you can't beat a good a buffet, my absolute favourite foods in the world. Nuts, crisps, small pork pies and testicle-sized Scotch eggs, flan triangles, if you're feeling a bit exotic - samosas (cold of course) and pakoras (which are also actually Samosas but nobody dare question the difference). Sausages on a stick, vaul-a-vents, some with cheese in, some with chicken mayo. Oh marone! Let's have some buffet love.

Note the personal threats and abuse. No need to get personal. We're all adults here having a discussion

Relax folks. Achterberg has got this....

· 7h Replying to @f_mc83 Getting new stadium, buying better players every season, better atmosphere... we’re on baby steps at the moment! We will be above Liverpool in few years time Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha its not even half 7 on a Friday night and that has made my weekend.

Storming Pardew’s castle and sweet talking his Queen.

When he said he’d been through that tunnel “many, many times”, I had to double check what he was taking about.

Harsh on Cherkashchyna Cherkasy, that

Cant wait for aRdja to post a picture of his next buffet. All you can eat just £2099.99 per head.

It remains my ambition in life to be taken to the toilet by the fire brigade.

This thread reminded me that I had a pork pie in the fridge. I haven’t anymore.

Won't play test cricket again.

Top WUMing on his part. The name is a bit too on the nose though. I predict his next name after he gets banned will be TurkishDelight.

It's a pity Liverpool didn't draw Atalanta. Their fans spent an absolute fortune in the Liverpool club shop when they were last in Liverpool.

So... Every single leader of the Leave campaign, then.

Transphobic.

Thoroughly deserved, to win by that margin just shows what an influence he has had on this team . The best defender in world football by some distance and he plays for us . It's the kind of signing the Mancs would have made years ago and we would have been signing Maguire and claiming he was better but deep down we would know he was 2nd best to Big Virg how times change Thank God Jurgen held out for him I suppose that's what you get for having a world class manager in charge.

Engage or embrace other British people as 'if' we're all in it together. Fuck off with your national flag tatt wearing cunt, you massive malignant cancer on my holiday. Just fuck off you twat from Reading, Carlisle, Newcastle, Exeter, Croydon - to name but a few. Fuck off and drown. The last thing I want to meet on my break from you fucking lot, is you fucking lot.

I stayed at a place in Majorca last year and they had a girl working there who would walk around the pool in the morning taking all the towels off the empty beds and dumping them in a trolley in the hotel foyer. You’d see people look over their balconies and kick off, then come and put their towels back, only for the girl to come around again every 20 minutes and repeat the process. I thought it was great.

Once upon a time in Hollywood. 1/10. Probably the most boring film I've ever seen, just mindblowingly bad. The guy is so up his own arse he's a parody of himself. High concept, stylish, A listers, but no - zero - plot at all, with the obligatory five minute scene of random and extreme violence. I'm actually shellshocked at how bad it was. Tarantino is probably in the same boat as George Lucas. They become so famous that they can't be told they're wrong. They write, produce and direct unchallenged and the ramifications are self indulgent and somewhat delusional shitness.

Negged for ff on the GF

Just about to give this a go Heard about it on a old episode of Rolling Stone podcast, they said its really good.

Just spend 45 minutes watching Pointless and the finalists picked Beyoncé over Scottish football. Fuck off!

- Doctor doctor, I've pinched a nerve. - Well, put it back, then.

When I depart this earth can you lot look after the buffet for me? I want the pork pies brought in from Melton Mowbray that day

Yep teriyaki drummies are ace.

Stand down, Savile.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/29/then-and-now-what-senior-tories-say-about-proroguing-parliament?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Shameless lying twats. Good to see the only politician being scrutinised is Jeremy Corbyn as ever. lol.

Kale and cucumber

I think you mean to say that pakoras and bhajis are the same thing. Mushroom vol-au-vents are the king of the vol-au-vent world. But, yeah, buffets are perhaps the crowning achievement of Western civilisation. Never too sure what the correct buffet protocol is, though. When we had her dad's wake last year, nobody was touching the buffet. Apparently people weren't eating it because it's expected that the family are supposed to go first. But her family always operated on the principle that a good host allows the guests first go at it. The undertaker had to come over and have a word in the end.

To be fair they've got a point I mean we could have been drawn against the real giants of Europe Pos Team Pld w w l f a pts Qu 1 Atalanta 6 4 2 0 14 4 +10 14 Advance to knockout phase 2 Lyon 6 3 2 1 11 4 +7 11 3 Everton 6 1 1 4 7 15 −8 4 4 Apollon Limassol 6 0 3 3 5 14 −9 3

Surely, that's not a Welsh accent is it ....????

First day back at junior school,new teacher,new classmates and a desk with someones gum stuck under it from last term and if your really lucky a pencil or rubber !

When your printer decides to stop communicating wirelessly with your laptop.

Leaving your kids in the apartment while you hit the tapas bar to get pissed with your mates.

People (mainly Scousers and Cockneys) who exaggerate their accent and make out they are from tougher parts of the city than they really are. People who go on family holidays but treat it like a piss up with their mates. Getting rat arsed in the bar around midnight while their kids are still up. Usually having no control over them. Selfish parents who lash their kids in a kids club for the majority of the holiday but then post photos on social media about how great a family holiday they are having. People who go on city breaks but don't use the metro/buses and spend a fortune on taxis. Knew a couple who went to Paris who didn't "do" public transport and spent hundreds of euros on taxis. People who set up camp in Irish bars for days, watching all day footy and eating egg and chips. Buying drugs off a local dealer to find out they are shit and a total rip off. Being embarassingly rude to waiters and serving staff. Going on a 12 hour plane journey to sit on a sun lounger for one week without bothering to leave the hotel complex or at least seeing what the local town is like. Asking people for advice on places to eat/drink but then wander round aimlessly when you get there. Then moan saying it was shite and a rip off.

Ardja has just spunked everywhere and ordered 3 pairs.

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