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  1. Mentioned before that my youngest brother is a bad blue, 35 years of age so was about 10 when they last won anything. Really bitter he is and he has three kids between 10 and 15 who were all dressed in Everton kits since birth, add to that he has a step son and daughter, the girl doesn't follow football but the young lad got dragged into the cult at the age of 6 when his mum and brother got together, the kids are from Doncaster so the lad had no local connection. Found out today that since our last couple of seasons and our Euro cup win, two of his own kids and the stepson have said they don't want to support Everton anymore and have switched allegiance to Liverpool. He doesn't know that I know yet, I'm biding my time but fuck me am I going to have some fun with this.
    11 points
  2. My job is a never-ending thrill-ride, packed with a series of unpredictable adventures and escapades. For example, yesterday I had to review the transport-related sections of the Liverpool Waters Phase Two (Central Docks) planning conditions discharge submission. These documents are really thorough and go into the most tedious detail imaginable. And yet... And yet there is no acknowledgement whatsoever of the possibility of anyone building a 52,000 capacity stadium right next door. It just isn't mentioned. It's almost as if they don't consider it a real possibility at all.
    8 points
  3. Bobby can wear what he fucking wants.
    6 points
  4. Bobby basing his style on Cat from Red Dwarf.
    6 points
  5. How you getting on with the new Labrador mate ?
    5 points
  6. I agree with both of these statements!
    5 points
  7. You're down South aren't you? You need to get an east end thug in to sort it for you.
    4 points
  8. Maybe he should pull off his moustache to prove he's not Grouch Marx. So basically resign and you're not a racist but stay and we'll keep calling you one till you do.... I think Witches got a better deal with the ducking stool
    4 points
  9. Did you mean to post that on GOT mate?
    4 points
  10. Why did I read that to the tune of what's up pussy cat?
    3 points
  11. In all seriousness I would like to see the poor sods sleeping rough everywhere found somewhere to live,
    3 points
  12. You have to have genuine and strong fears that somebody will be killed as a result of all this rabble rousing and dog whistling. It's horrendous.
    3 points
  13. Bloody hell mate, how do you lower your heart rate when you get home after a day like that?
    3 points
  14. 3 points
  15. A woman in work says her brother is a bad bitter Evertonian and basically did the same, as soon as he was born he put his son in an Everton kit. The lad kept telling his dad all last season that he didn't like Everton and wanted to support Liverpool but his Dad shouted at him saying he should support Everton. The woman in work got 4 tickets for the Tranmere game last week and he begged her to take him once he knew that she and her son were going. She bought him a Liverpool kit in town on her dinner and gave it to him after her Dad dropped him off. The Dad was invited but point blank refused to go even though she had paid for the tickets. She dropped him back off at home in his Liverpool kit and said to his Dad "Dad that was the most fun I've ever had at a game, Liverpool scored six and Everton never score as many as that" He dragged his son in and started ranting and raving at her for brainwashing his kids into being a redshite.
    3 points
  16. Underway this morning at Royal Portrush. There’s been a lot of talk about it being Rory McIlroy’s home course and he started today by playing the first hole four over par. He’s currently +5 after three holes.
    2 points
  17. Mandatory Liverbird beer taps like they have in The Globe in every pub. Going back in time & not knocking down The Cavern would be good too, out of all the shite decisions made by town planners/councils over the years, that has to be near the top of the list. Oh & Transalpino should be a four storey superstore... maybe. Apologies, that was three.
    2 points
  18. Underworld - 'Born Slippy'.
    2 points
  19. I've a nostalgic idea of town from when I was a kid and my uncle used to take me shopping with him. He'd go all mad little record shops, places that had graffiti on the walls would sell music t shirts and posters, he'd go to charity shops buy mad clobber. One city centre looks like the next these days, no uniqueness, no personal stamp, same shops same shite. I wouldn't even know if it's better or worse my nostalgic view comes from childhood.
    2 points
  20. New Order and The Smiths clean up here. Fittingly, Electronic had two cracking non-album songs - Getting away with it and Disappointed. And The Jam and The Beatles, of course. Both already mentioned above. Christ, this country has produced some great bands.
    2 points
  21. I’d make damn sure that the McDonalds on Church Street is never again closed to the public.
    2 points
  22. I have always thought everyone here was a magnificent sexy bastard anyway, didn't need a survey to confirm that
    2 points
  23. Seven Reasons Why The Athletic Will Change Your World (Number Four Will Shock You!!)
    2 points
  24. "I didn't even have to rip it myself and it only cost £35,000!"
    2 points
  25. Just got a strawberry split from the ice cream van at Crosby marina. Underrated classic.
    2 points
  26. I love how she's inadvertantly come up with a chair that encourages women to spread their legs.
    2 points
  27. Seems to be the same thing each series, demon thingie escapes from its realm to cause mayhem, kids team up to thwart the hell-spawn and send it back from whence it came. Some side plot of turmoil within the group and some romance threads throughout. Am I being unreasonable expecteling something different? Or is that just the genre and its exactly what I signed up to watch?
    2 points
  28. I’m assuming all the women who voted had seen The Bitch in his Liverpool shirt.
    2 points
  29. She's back! Helen the crazy singy attacking hell cat! Her owner is still really cute too! https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/360700628132673/
    2 points
  30. Fucking Hell. We could could really fall out about Neil Young, that post is a whole universe of wrongness.
    2 points
  31. This whole thing about Dan Meis "loving" the cub that has paid him a fortune for fuck-all work... I have no idea which architect designed our Main Stand and I certainly don't care about who or what they love; all I know is that they did a fucking good job. Call me a heartless old cynic, but I think that's more important.
    2 points
  32. Newcastle going from Rafa to the Elephant Man is hilarious. Almost as bad as going from Benitez to Hodgson.... oh hang on that already actually happened..... Freaks my nut out to this day.
    2 points
  33. Ha, cheers Karlo. I'm knocking on a bit now so that's probably only 97.8% sexiness now. Still darn friggin' sexy tho'.
    2 points
  34. We've got @Stouffer, which accounts for 98% of our sexiness. The sexy bastard. @TheBitch is another 1% and the rest of us the final 1%.
    2 points
  35. The Brighton Bombing in 1984 when the IRA tried to take out Thatcher and her cabinet.... Maybe in the movie version they get it right
    2 points
  36. Darling Fascist Bullyboy: Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Mosh.
    2 points
  37. I'd outright ban all so-called 'street entertainment' too, if I never see another shit gospel choir made up of white fatties again it'll be too soon, or the plethora of shite wannabe musicians MCartneys scam factory LIPA has unleashed upon us, like the Ghostbusters containment unit when it gets switched off, except instead of ghosts its teenage girls with guitars who sound like a cat trying to get out of a slippery skip.
    1 point



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