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  1. The hotel actually looks nice. The Duncan Ferguson suite is modelled on his cell in Barlinnie prison. The Bramley Moore suite is invisible behind an old exposed wall photoshopped blue. If you stay in the Commonwealth games suite you can book the room but then phone Joe Anderson asking him for money when you check out. The Arteta suite has a suitcase full of cash in there somewhere but only Bill Kenwright is ever allowed to stay in there. Every phone in the hotel has a z cars ringtone. You can request a cuckoo clock for your room if you want an early morning wake up call. There's no red on the taps in the bathrooms. They only serve bitter in the bar. Anything else is Kopite behaviour. You are only allowed to stay there if you live on county road. They had to take the flags down outside because Tim Cahill kept running out and trying to fight with them. People with the surnames Thomas, Collina and Clattenberg are not allowed to stay there.
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  2. 8 points
  3. Q. How do you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat? A. One is weasely recognised; the other is stoatally different. Glad I could contribute to the discussion.
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  4. Wait until you're forced to order your room service of a Francis Jeffers Burger on a blue phone shaped like Funes Mori's head.
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  5. Stig starts the thread. Liverpool win in style. Caramac is the git that keeps on giffing. It's like we've never been away. This is already my favourite season.
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  6. Is it just me who’s glad we’re not really involved in this bullshit this year? I’m pretty happy with our squad, I don’t think there’s a lot we could do to improve it, not in this market. It’s very well rounded and packed full of talent. Im sure if a player we really like becomes available then we’d make a move, but we’re not bending over backwards to take part in a complete shitfest - and I like it
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  7. Well I've hit the jackpot this morning. Unfortunately it was in Southport, but it was worth the visit and I'll be back for breakfast. Where: Lords Cafe Bar, Lord Street Southport. Cost: £7.75 for the "Big Platter Breakfast". Extra : hash browns @ 85p In terms of quality, everything on the plate was good quality food and cooked perfectly. I'm struggling with what to complain about... And about the best I can come up with is there was only white pepper and no black and I do love my black pepper. Maybe they could make their own hash browns rather than frozen, but they were really nice as it was. I am picking as I don't want to give a 10/10. Where is there to go from there? 9.5/10
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  8. # Cou* was a man we thought was not a moaner, But he knew it wouldn't last, Cou* left his home for Nou Camp, Barcelona, And some Catalonia grass, Bad back! Bad back! Bad back for when you wanna be gone...# *I hated when anyone called him that by the way! ** I know it wasn't one of Harrison's songs!
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  9. Injuries are increasingly not my concern - it's fatigue. The lads turned up for pre-season on Saturday. Salah's season finished that day, Firmino's the day after and Mané's is still going. They are not going to be remotely ready for the start of the season - a season where we need to hit the ground running more than we ever have done before, because the margin for error has never been so low. We cannot afford to blunder around bringing those three off the bench late into games because we're struggling. We have one of our best starting elevens in history, one of our greatest managers of all time and yet I feel we could do so much better with even one more forward.
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  10. I would suggest that you've been rather abstemious in your research.
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  11. 4 points
  12. Jurgen jurgen what's the score ?? Jurgen what's the score . ......???
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  13. The Damned are far too good to be in this thread.
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  14. Let he who has never faked a bad back to get his dream move cast the first stone.
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  15. All novices of Eastern European descent in Australia, the cricketing country that has become "Skaro's boys" since my Dad moved here in 1960 sincerely wish England - the inventors of this great game - all the best in trying to snare their very first World Cup on Sunday. My thoughts and prayers are with you. It would be a laudable achievement.
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  16. Even funnier that their original store, Everton 1 is in Liverpool 4.
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  17. Should have started the Champs League Final, we'd have won it. Milan were shit scared of him.
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  18. Are we still going on about eggs? This discussion should be ova.
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  19. I'm made up that we fucking obliterated Skaro's boys.
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  20. "Blues are generally much more grown up" Nearly spat my Cornflakes out.
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  21. Liverpool destroy communities? Remind me again which club want to move to BMD and abandon the poverty stricken community who’s local businesses rely on the trade from the 30,000 fans who attend their games?
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  22. Top trolling by Tranmere let the fume commence
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  23. Hoping to avoid Kariobangi Sharks in the next round if we get through tonight
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  24. 2 points
  25. Fair play to Rafa. Didn't walk off in a huff. Signing anything given to him by the crowd.
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  26. WTF? If you won't support the outcome furthest away from your preferred outcome, you're the hardliner? This is Newspeak.
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  27. Surely they could just issue a Hands Of Warning
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  28. Yes and no. Obviously the goal thing was hanging over his head, and once he got that slice of luck, he was fine. I remember being pretty happy with his contribution though. As a player for us, his hold up play and link up with Stevie really stood out. We all remember how good Stevie was with Torres, but he loved having Crouchy there before that. Top man who gave us some great memories, and laughs. Hope he enjoys his retirement. I can be fairly certain he will.
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  29. No I completely agree with you. We won the European Cup because our manager puts faith in his players and gets the absolute maximum out of them. Yes we spent some money last year but the reason those players came here is because of the manager managing in the manner he does. He’s already said he doesn’t want to manage in Disneyland. Half the whinging cunts on here would have seen him quit the club being forced to sign players he evidently doesn’t want to sign for stupid money.
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  30. It was funny that but you could imagine the fume if we'd done it. The ironic thing is they haven't scored two goals in a derby since 2013
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  31. Dave Allen on David Price - "He's a very experienced man. He's boxed hundreds of people better than me. He's been to the Olympics, World Games. He went to the Europeans with Darren (Barker) in 2004. In 2004 I was in year 7 selling Lion bars for £3 in the playground. I had a right profit margin going off. I was selling Chomps for £1.50"
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  32. I think he's got a good chance of winning it you know, sure a final against Djokovic, Nadal or Federer will be tough but I'd make him favourite.
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  33. You musky sly old foxy stoat you
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  34. The Dixie Dean Hotel. Find a real blast from the past in the Dixie Dean Hotel, we have a muddy goalmouth already set-up, dress like Dixie, centre part your Brycreamed hair and shove our resident goalkeeper into the net. But he had control of the ball you say? No problem! Just clatter him in from your off-side position and claim the goal. * No more than 60 goals allowed.
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  35. Is the obvious answer. Mind you,filming it raining for four hours is more entertaining than Formula 1.
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  36. I know blues who won't have the colour red in their house so this amused me
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  37. It's easy if you are an absolute low-life despicable piece of shit. In fact, it's mandatory to be so.
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  38. And indeed it is, A_S... it was those nasty, cheating Aussies at it again - pressuring and intimidating the umpire into making a shit decision. Appealing for a catch, in a heinous attempt to escape incurring a wide. It's the oldest, nastiest trick in the book - in the absence of a sheet of sandpaper, of course.
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  39. Double trouble,
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  40. That’ll do, pre-season pigs. That’ll do.
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  41. 2 points
  42. George Harrison’s Dad is Phillipe Couthino
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  43. You've got to like the big man, punching above his weight with his missus, still getting a game in the championship at 37, a better player than he's given credit for, and never seems the slightest bit arrogant! I still think he should have started against Milan in 2007.
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  44. These sound like something I would really enjoy, so interested in getting these books, SA. On hols soon, so will probably read a few, so in what order should I read them? Thanks in advance.
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