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  1. B26A76B1-8BF5-4722-B64F-46E023EAB1D1.MP4
    10 points
  2. Rush intercepted one, Rush intercepted two...
    5 points
  3. Bought a new titanium watch and got it resized, lazy cow took two links out of the same side so the clasp was riding up the side and annoying me. I ordered a resizing kit, complete with hammer and various contraptions, pin extractors etc and decided to resize it properly. Upon attempting to do so I discovered it's what's called a 'pin and collar' arrangement, which only Seiko and Citizen do. It makes for a smoother band movement but is considered a fiddly nightmare even by pro jewelers. So I watched a few Youtube videos and a couple of hours later it was one. One reinserted and one removed at the others side. Fits like perfect. The Mrs said she heard lots of hammering, followed by some swearing, eventually followed by 'I win - again!'. Job done.
    5 points
  4. Sounds a lot for a Welsh player.
    4 points
  5. Kinell Tony. I'll play though. I like lists and shit. Gonna keep it one artist per album. 60's The Beatles - In My Life Ben E King - Stand By Me Procul Harum - A Whiter Shade of Pale Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising Elvis Presley - Devil in Disguise Jimi Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling Stone David Bowie - Space Oddity The Kinks - You Really Got Me The Who - My Generation 70's Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing John Lennon - Imagine Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody The Jam - Down in the Tube Station at Midnight Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb David Bowie - Life on Mars Curtis Mayfield - Move On Up Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant Lou Reed - Walk on the Wild Side The Clash - I Fought the Law Iggy Pop - Lust For Life 80's New Order - True Faith The Smiths - There is a Light That Never Goes Out Joy Division - Love Will Tear us Apart Stone Roses - Waterfall Guns N Roses - Patience Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls White snake - Here I Go Again The Jam - Going Underground U2 - Where The Streets Have No Name INXS - Mystify AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long 90's Primal Scream - Rocks Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Under the Bridge The Verve - Lucky Man Cast - Walkaway Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit Pulp - Common People Blur - Beetlebum Oasis - Slide Away Manic Street Preachers - Design For Life The La's - There She Goes The Charlatans - The Only One I Know
    4 points
  6. For our silver wedding anniversary I got a map of the world, gave my beautiful wife a dart and said we will go wherever the dart lands. I'm happy to announce that in August we will be spending a lovely 2 weeks by the fucking skirting board.
    4 points
  7. Fucking hell, a bloke I knew at work (a right bitter blue) won the spot the ball, now I know why.
    4 points
  8. They don’t recognise us as European Champions or the best team in Europe. Unless. They win a Derby next season when they will have beaten the European Champions and best team in Europe.
    4 points
  9. 60s The Rolling Stones - (I cant get no) Satisfaction Scott McKenzie - San Francisco The Byrd’s - Mr Tambourine man The Beatles - Nowhere man Bob Dylan - Subterranean homesick blues The Who - My generation Fleetwood Mac - Man of the world Love - Alone again or Fred Neil - Everybody’s talkin’ Sam Cooke - a change is gonna come
    3 points
  10. God dammit Pep, how does he do it!
    3 points
  11. It changes all the time, but right now these come to mind... 90's Cat Power - Metal Heart Alice in Chains - Would? Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun Palace Music - More Brother Rides The Verve - History Pavement - Range Life Elliot Smith - Miss Misery Jeff Buckley - Mojo Pin Aimee Mann - Save Me Radiohead - Exit Music For A Film Massive Attack - Angel
    3 points
  12. Brilliant festival. En route home from a post-festival decompression session in Cornwall... The Cure were brilliant. I really enjoyed all of the the neo jazz bands we saw; Kamasi Washington, The Comet is Coming, Swindle, and Ezra Collective. Mrs viRdjilia really loved Wu Tang. NYC Downlow within Block 9 is the best nightclub I’ve ever been to in the world. Near perfect weather all weekend and great vibes all around.
    3 points
  13. The current ones are excellent. Home Away Goalkeeper
    3 points
  14. ...and just now looking back on the comments from last night’s match. At least they won’t be reading this shit
    3 points
  15. Maybe but I think Barry Wom's set his heart on Holly Willoughby.
    3 points
  16. Donated to medical students on the strict proviso only fit birds are allowed to work on me. There'll be a sensor and a steel rod in my cock though and it'll begin expanding exponentially to the point where they have to bang on the door to be rescued by security. At this point the cock's built in sound system will start playing a recording of The Emperor laughing.
    2 points
  17. England fans: let’s throw chairs around our host city and sing ten German bombers Also England fans: SHE PRETENDED TO DRINK TEA
    2 points
  18. I can't do 70s (far too difficult) & the 80s I would genuinely just pick The Stone Roses LP so I'll have a go at the 90s (one song per artist)... The Stone Roses - Breaking into Heaven The Black Crowes - Descending The La's - Timeless Melody Soundgarden - Limo Wreck Sonny Sharrock - Many Mansions The Prodigy - Poison Dodgy - Grassman Chemical Brothers - Loops of Fury Wu Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M. Page & Plant - The Truth Explodes Destiny's Child - Bug a Boo
    2 points
  19. Fucking hell, that was all a bit stressful. Not the match, obviously, which was plain sailing but my dad couldn't keep his gob shut and caused a right old fuss. So those two Kiwi blokes I mentioned earlier are getting slowly pissed. They're not watching the game and the conversation is irritating me, as it's constant, but I let it slide as I'm that type of guy. Then, at about midday, two female Kiwis show up. One of them is fit (Nicola) and the other one is not (Hayley). There are people already sat in Nicola and Hayley's seats, in the row in front of us, so they move and the two ladies take their seats which are rightfully theirs. No problems, everything carries on as normal and the atmos is good. The two Kiwi blokes to my left immediately clock onto Nicola and Hayley and spark up some general conversation. They are all getting on well and getting gradually more pissed as the day goes on, so naturally the volume level goes up and up. Hayley has a bit of a gob on her and is in more or less constant conversation with the Kiwi sat in the seat immediately next to me on my left. The conversation is loud, constant and cutting right across my line of vision so it's impossible not to be affected by their behaviour. Hayley pretty much had her back turned to the match as she's chatting on and on with this guy. I think she was hoping for a bit of sausage time later on. The little rant that Lizzie Birdsworth had in the other thread about people who are completely unaware of the influence their behaviour has on surrounding people crosses my mind, but I let it slide as I'm that type of guy, intending to have a little rant it about to my dad on the way home. My dad clearly isn't handling it as well as me and I can sense the frustration growing within him. He makes a couple of discrete comments about how pissed/loud they are to me, and I just agree politely. However I am getting concerned that his frustration will boil over and eventually, at about 4.30pm, it does. So he says to Hayley "do you come with a volume control"? "No I don't. Am I loud?", she replies. "Yes", says dad. Hayley turns around to face the match, then turns to Nicola and says "why always me?". Nicola says "it's not always you, it's really not. Ignore him". And tries to reassure her. But I see a little stream of a tear rolling down Hayley's cheek, and straight away I just felt gutted for her. She looks distraught and promptly fucks off out of the stand and away down the steps. Nicola turns around and has a right go at my dad. The lawyer in me, hoping to mediate, chips in and I say "look, he had a right to say something but I agree he could have been more polite about it". But the damage has been done and Nicola is having none of it. People around us become aware of the dispute and some gammon-faced fuck a couple rows in front turns around to me and says "are you having a go at her?". I say "no, I'm just sticking up for my dad", who is getting a bit distressed. There are a few other Kiwis dotted around and they're all calling my dad "asshole" etc. A couple of the England fans are in agreement with them and the mood has turned very sour. Nicola tries to ring Hayley on the mobile, but she has left it next to her seat. So she goes off to try and find her, several times, but each time she comes back and says she can't find her. As she takes her seat she's saying stuff like "we're Kiwis, loud and proud, ignore the asshole behind. Absolute asshole". And so on. She has a big New Zealand flag with her so during every delivery she holds it aloft and now me and my dad can't see any deliveries as they are bowled. The row behind us can't see either, so then one of them pipes up and says "cut that out love, I can't see anything". Nicola reluctantly agrees to stop with the flag-waving, but continues to make a series of comments directed at us whilst dad is calling her a silly cow under his breath. Then she starts talking about how Hayley has mental health issues. And all I want is Hayley to be found so I can give her a bit of a TK hug and tell her to forget about my dad's comment, but she is nowhere to be seen. After the 8th wicket goes down we leave to a few more jibes. Fuck me, cricket shouldn't be that stressful.
    2 points
  20. 60s (restricted to one per artist) Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love Rolling Stones - Stray Cat Blues Smokey Robinson - Ooh Baby Baby The Beatles - Here There & Everywhere Miles Davis - Masqualero Aretha Franklin - Ain't No Way John Coltrane - Africa Art Blakey - Ugetsu Jimi Hendrix - Bold As Love The Who - I Can See For Miles Tony Williams Lifetime - Vashkar Far too difficult this, how do I fit Don't Worry Baby in?
    2 points
  21. 80s - Stone Roses - Stone Roses Get in.
    2 points
  22. Genuinely first time I’ve ever read anywhere, that the 200,000+ civilans killed by the two nuclear bombs were apparently Nazis.
    2 points
  23. That was about my sixth one and probably my last I think. Getting too old and my feet and legs can’t handle it. I understand people’s points on the killers and I’ve seen them live before where they were just okay. They were great on the weekend though. The covers at the end were fantastic and he’s a great frontman. I wanted to avoid Stormzy so went to watch Interpol in the John Peel. We got there for the band before them called Pale Waves. I had no idea who they were but they were great. I’ve listened to them since and they sound very different live. We went to see the Courteeners as well. I love them but I think they’re quite a marmite band. If you know their songs then they’re a great sing a long band. They should be a lot bigger than they are but because they aren’t their songs aren’t well known and it means people just don’t understand what’s great about them. Gerry Cinnamon is an absolute force. I would have liked him to have been on the Pyramid because he would have pulled in silly numbers like he did at the John Peel but the John Peel gave his gig a better atmosphere. The sound quality was shite for the streets but I was too busy singing all the lyrics myself anyway.
    2 points
  24. That is a bold last sentence. I’m moist.
    2 points
  25. I’d be tempted to revise that last sentence PB
    2 points
  26. I've been genuinely made up to see it do so well. if I had a daughter I'd like to think she could watch it and feel she could make a career out of it, it's also good to see these players finally get an audience and some recognition. Disappointed but not surprised to see the yanks acting classless about their win though, I see Fox Sports put something out about it taking the mick. Er yeah, it's classed as a women's sport over there so you've basically had a whole nation of female players to choose from for decades while nobody else could really be arsed with it. What next, India taking the piss out of a vanquished Kabaddi opponent?
    2 points
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  28. While having a wash or a shower and you accidentally hit your nose and your nostril inflates and envelopes your whole head. Very uncomfortable
    2 points
  29. We only played for 1/4 of the season Tel... we spent the other 3/4’s implementing new ideas preparing for the future, not trying to put together an immediate, yet unsustainable short term fix. Transfer that 1/4 of a season form into a full season and that is really achievable. Especially with the years preparation we have in the bank. We’re going to be right in the mix for a top 4 spot even if we don’t add to the squad. The fact that we have Silva, Brands and Mr Moshri’s backing ensuring we will add quality to our squad this summer just confirms it’s an absolutely outstanding time to be a blue. I haven’t been more excited going into a season for 25 years plus if I’m honest. Well, since this time last year anyway.
    2 points
  30. Should be a 10. What more do you want from a wide forward?
    2 points
  31. That's exactly what I thought when I saw his post. Come on Lage, it's a summer special.
    2 points
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  33. He never had the strongest voice. There's a reason why he was the guitarist. Saw Peter Hook & the Light a while back and he shouldn't be singing. Had his lad playing bass with him on vocals and yeah. Shame him and the rest of them don't get on these days. He's a boss bass player.
    1 point
  34. Don't want to be pushy like, but did he specify which Friday?
    1 point
  35. I bought Detroit last week. Give me my money back you cunts.
    1 point
  36. She’s a brilliant striker. Classic number 9
    1 point
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  38. Well that confirms what we thought all along then...............................
    1 point
  39. Fixing it will cost a fortune, leaving it alone will cost a fortune. My particular comments take on the "It's my body so I can do what I want" which while true, is a selfish attitude because it costs us all, not just in money. We have a free health service that is crumbling before our very eyes, partly because it's been starved of money, partly because of mismanagement and partly because it's dealing with conditions it was never designed to deal with, as well as a lot of other factors. I do not have answers, but denial isn't an answer. Like many issues, the government either won't deal with them because it could lose votes or won't deal with them because it could lose money. One day peddlers of junk food might be treated the same way as tobacco companies, one day. Not in my lifetime I fear.
    1 point
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  41. Is there enough space for our gulags what with all of your concentration camps for Muslims, the religious, blacks, and poor people? After all, those are the only two options with no space in between. Comic book politics.
    1 point
  42. I hate driving. It blows my mind people can use a phone while driving.
    1 point
  43. Season three trailer.
    1 point



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