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  1. This made me laugh.
    7 points
  2. Fuck me mate, where was your Paper Round, Mogadishu?
    6 points
  3. He’s great. I love him. This is going to be a difficult one to do though because Milner is one of the trickiest ones to evaluate. Virtually every performance from him is the same. There are no wild fluctuations in form, no highs or lows, he’s just basically the same every time he steps onto the field. He always makes the right decisions, he crosses well, he passes well, he works his socks off, he’s got great technique and he’s a leader and an example to everyone in the squad. He’s been great in midfield and when he’s needed to play full back he’s been great there too. He's Big Games James, the man you can count on when the pressure is at's highest. Just look at how many pressure penalties he's converted. He's the epitome of Klopp's 'Mentality Monsters'. Klopp even revealed that Milner gives a team talk before every game, whether he’s playing or not. The importance of Milner to this squad is probably much greater than anyone outside of the dressing room realises. In a group where most are relatively young and prior to this season hadn’t tasted much success, Milner has been there and done it all. His experience and professionalism raises the level of everyone else. I was happiest for Hendo that we won something. I was made up for Klopp as well, but Milner is right up there too. I was desperate for him to win something with us. He's got medals and he's had a great career, but for his Anfield legacy he needed to win something. To me, Milner has been a great Liverpool player. But without a major trophy it's just not the same. He'd have been remembered fondly, but now he'll be remembered as a club legend. He deserves that for being such a fantastic pro and great team-mate. Not to mention being a terrific player. I’ve said this before but it’s worth repeating. You could stick Milner in a time machine and transport him back to any era and put him in any of our great teams of the past, and he’d fit right in. Not only would be a hit on the pitch, but he’d be accepted into any dressing room as he’s just an old school pro. He's the consummate football player. A modern day Ian Callaghan. The Barcelona game was the perfect example of how valuable Milner is to this team. First half in midfield, absolutely sensational. Second half at left back, even better. Messi called him a donkey when they clashed at the Nou Camp. The ironic thing is, if Messi had a few like James Milner around him in that Barca team then they wouldn’t have been so easily turned over at Anfield (and by Roma last year). Great players need a James Milner or two around them, especially away from home when the going gets tough. Rating 8 /10 Terrific season. He was really good last year, but he was even better this time around. And now he's a European Champion. Best Moment: I’ve got three. Dumping Neymar on his arse in the first few minutes at Anfield. Dumping Messi on his arse in the Nou Camp. And breaking down in tears at full time after we beat Barca. You can also throw in any time he had to take a pen too. Balls of steel. Worst Moment: I suppose being called a donkey by Messi, although knowing Milner he probably buzzed off that and wears it as a badge of honour. Not taking the chance he had in the final was probably the lowest in my eyes as I'd have loved nothing more than for him to score a decisive goal in a final for us. He's probably not arsed though because we won. The Future: Give him a new contract. He’s as good as he’s ever been, arguably even better. He’s not slowing down and has a couple more years left in him if he’s not starting every week (which he won’t be because Klopp rotates the midfield lads constantly).
    4 points
  4. Update for you @Remmie House got raided on Tuesday. Turns out they were growing ganja. Police have seized 10 plants and all their gear. As far as I know, Polish dude has been arrested and she hasn’t but she’s got to go in for a formal interview next week. But there is some better news. She’s been playing away with none other than the army man she was wistfully remembering on her visits to the field he used to bang her in! He’s back on the scene apparently and he’s only a youthful energetic 22 year old. They jumped back into their affair with much enthusiasm until he punched her in the face twice the other day. Now I suspect she’ll seek retribution by bonking eight of his mates. Stay tuned. There’ll be more when I get it.
    4 points
  5. Because Tesco takes over a town and ensures every baker, florist, and butcher has to lower their wages to compete. It's either that or go out of business. Tesco pays off the local govt to ensure they get prime locations and cheap land and then builds a store that transforms a town. Everyone soon has to shop there, go there as a supplier (a farmer for example) and work there if they need a job. My town's food bank was, aptly, outside Tesco. Many of the workers had to go there.
    4 points
  6. This is me for the next five years. Complaining about how shit he is, every time I see him coming on as sub...then remembering him winning the European cup for us. via GIPHY
    4 points
  7. Please stop replying to it. Just leave the trolling colostomy bag's empty words to drift away. He didn't know who Finklestein was an hour ago. He votes for a racist party, according to NV (who I trust considerably more than that absolute weapon) he defended a racist as well, and now he's implying a Jew, both of whose parents were in concentration camps, is anti semitic. Why would anyone take anything he says seriously? He's just googling stuff and trolling. He understands about 5% of what he's posting.
    4 points
  8. A year ago I saw Sadio Mané as very much the third man in the front three. He was boss but if another brilliant forward had dropped into our laps, Sadio would have been the obvious one to make way. It wasn’t a vote against him, it was a vote for Mo (44 goals) and Bobby (loads of goals, loads of assists and also the glue that held it all together). Now? Different story. Mané was our best forward this year. Statistically it was still Salah, but my eyes tell me that Mané was better despite what their respective seasons might look like on a spreadsheet. Why was Mané better? He was more consistent, he had fewer bad games and his goals often seemed to be more crucial. There was a spell when Salah wasn’t scoring and it was Mané who picked up the slack and kept us going. He shared the Golden Boot with Salah and Aubamayeng but Mané was the only one who didn’t take pens, so he’s the real winner for me. He started the season brilliantly, he ended it brilliantly and although he had a couple of dry spells he never really let those standards drop much in between. This was the Mané I expected to see LAST season, but as well as he did in 17/18 he was streaky and had some poor runs of form. This year he just seemed to have a swagger about him. Klopp says it’s because he’s finally realised just how good he is. Maybe last year when Mo was tearing it up, Sadio contented himself with a supporting role, like the Manic Street Preachers to Bon Jovi at Anfield last week. Now Mané isn’t a support act for anyone. He’s not the Manics, he’s the fucking Proclaimers. A headline act. As I say though, this is what I expected from him. In his first season with us I thought he was our Player of the Season, even though Coutinho got it. You’d see things from Sadio that would make you think he could be anything he wants to be. He never seems to get tired, he’s one of the quickest I’ve seen over a few yards (teenage Michael Owen is the only one who rivals him) and you can’t kick him out of a game as he just gets up and gets on with it. He didn’t always put it together consistently but there was world class talent there right from day one. The goal he scored at the Emirates on his debut is the one that always sticks with me. It was incredible. He’s so explosive and can do it with either foot or his head. He did it in flashes in his first two seasons, but this season he was doing it on a weekly basis, especially after the turn of the year. I read recently that he scored seven headers this season as well. Seven headers!! He’s only five foot seven or something. Doesn’t matter though, because not only can he jump, but he’s as good as there is at finding space in between defenders. He started this campaign with a double against West Ham on the opening day, and had four goals in his first four games. Then he went seven without scoring. Three in his next two was followed by an eight game drought but after that he was on fire. It felt like he scored every week after the turn of the year. I know he didn’t, it just felt like he did. His performances were quality too, so it wasn’t just the goals. So often this season I felt like the front three just weren’t at the same level they were a year ago, but that was unfair on Sadio because most of the time he was performing as well as or even better than last year. He had his off days, and the goalless draw away at United was horrendous from an attacking point of view (the entire team were garbage). Pitiful stuff that. For the most part though, Sadio had his A game with him most weeks. The beauty of it is that you can tell he hasn’t peaked yet, there’s still another level he can get to. I read something the other day from Trent, where he said that Mané is the player he least likes to face in training because he struggles to handle him. Rio Ferdinand also said recently that as great as our front three are, Mané is the one he would least like to play against because he’s relentless, quick, strong, can use both feet and he’s unpredictable. I think he’s still very much under-rated though. The wider footballing world sees Salah as the main man because of his 44 goals last season and his much higher profile. Mo doesn’t shy away from attention or the limelight but Sadio doesn’t seem to want any part of that. He’s quiet, shy even. The Messi to Mo’s Ronaldo. That probably seems like a dig at Salah but it’s not intended to be. I’m just trying to highlight the difference in the pair of them and explain why Mané is maybe not getting the recognition he probably should. Take that Barca game for example. Mo and Bobby were both missing but we won 4-0 anyway. Sadio didn’t score and was hardly talked about afterwards, but he was fucking brilliant that night. He ran Barca ragged. He may not have put the ball in the net himself, but he did as much as anyone to cause the overall sense of panic in the Barca backline. They were terrified of him and he unsettled them right from the start. He didn’t score though so it almost went under the radar. In the final he was our best forward too, even though he was nowhere near his best. Even when he's not having the influence you want him to he's always a threat and his capacity to just pick the ball up and run fifty yards with it must make him a right bastard to have to play against. He has two or three of those every game. So in summary, he’s gone from being the third man to being at the very least on an equal footing with Bobby and Mo. A great season and I can’t wait to see what he does next year. Rating 9 /10 Probably half a dozen more goals short of a perfect ten, but a hell of an effort. Best Moment: The back heel goal against Watford was a cracker, and I was tempted to go with him deliberately chipping the ball at Sissoko’s arm in the final. But that effort away at Bayern was just an iconic goal in the European history of the club. Just wonderful technique, I could watch it over and over. And I have. Worst Moment: He missed about five sitters against Napoli at home and had Alisson not saved the day then Sadio would have been the villain of the peace. But his worst moment of the season is definitely this… The Future? He’s no longer the third man, he’s on an equal footing with the other two and might actually be on his way to becoming number one if he can build on this year.
    3 points
  9. It was always going to be like this. If people think this is about Williamson, or that it will stop if they throw a few people under the bus, they are fucking barking. These people can’t be appeased
    3 points
  10. How is that true? You could argue that the UK's NHS is as far left as you can go in term's of policy yet most of it's workers care deeply about where their pay cheques come from.
    3 points
  11. Saw them in the new bands tent (now the John Peel) the first year there was a buzz about them being an up and comer. * Finishes post on vintage typewriter and unicycles back out of the room *
    2 points
  12. You lost your right to an opinion when you voted Tory!
    2 points
  13. Aye. Can’t say I overly enjoyed his set tbh, although it was good in parts. But the cultural impact and the fact that it pissed off a load of racists is fucking ace
    2 points
  14. Not comfortable with shit like this at all.
    2 points
  15. After his take on Hillsborough , let's hope so.
    2 points
  16. As a traditionalist, I like to spend birthdays surrounded by loved ones who've put in the barest effort, maintaining the pretence I'm special. Then, in the evening, I'll enjoy a drink or two, whilst letting the realisation I've wasted the best years of my life wash over me. Go on, treat yourself.
    2 points
  17. I was buzzing off it, then I showed it to my daughter and she said "they aren't even saying your name, it's not for you it's just what they send out to everyone". Me: "You couldn't just let me have it, could you?"
    2 points
  18. Stig going for the discrete beg for a T-shirt angle.
    2 points
  19. Putting your phone on charge but forgetting to turn the switch on.
    2 points
  20. 2 points
  21. I didn't ask for your fucking life story mate. christ.
    2 points
  22. The chip on his shoulder about intellect is more a 12kg bag of spuds.
    2 points
  23. I hope it’s a bang average day and it rains.
    2 points
  24. Does Finkelstein pay his subs though?
    2 points
  25. He's just the wrong type of Jew for Rico. Like, you know, Rico actually gives a flying fuck about Jews. No, honestly, just go back before Corbyn and read how much he wrote about the plight of Jews in the UK or Jews around the world. It's nothing to do with trying to make Corbyn look like a racist. It's not politically charged. Of course, he was far less condemnatory towards the guy who said 'you sound like a Nigger, mate. White people don't talk like that'. No issue with that at all. You and I might disagree on Corbyn, as I'm not a fan. But anybody with a pair of eyes and a memory that lasts longer than two seconds knows that Rico couldn't give one fuck about the Jews. Not a single fuck. He certainly doesn't give a fuck about Norman Finkelstein, the son of people who - unlike British Jews, born in Britain - actually experienced the Holocaust. Rico only gives a fuck about the ones on Twitter who feign fear of a second holocaust at the hands of Jeremy 'I'd rather be tending my tatties' Corbyn. Perhaps if Dr. Finkelstein voted for another vote for us to leave Europe and blamed it on Labour, moaned about the Muslims all being the same and prejudging them as stone-age cretins, recited some ludicrous shit he heard on a podcast, and paid his fucking subs, Rico might warm to him.
    2 points
  26. Last night I was watching the Planets programme on iplayer - the one with Brian cox - and it was the one about mars and earth. part way through I asked my missus if she’d seen the film ‘The Martian’ - being pretty sure we’d watched it together but not 100% - and she said ‘no’ pretty categorically. a couple of minutes later she said “what was that film we saw where the fella got left behind in space and had to grow potatoes in his own poo?” i called her a dick and told her shed just made it onto this thread.
    2 points
  27. "People being called "Peoples (whatever they do)" or "National Treasure". I usually hate them.
    2 points
  28. I've not really been arsed either way if Corbyn goes or not for a while until it started to look like Johnson was going to be PM, which for me has brought urgency to the debate as it will - probably in the next six months - present Labour with the biggest open goal they've had since the 90s. So for my money he needs to do the right thing and step aside for someone less divisive who could beat him and beat him royally. He's shown a lack of leadership in a considerable number of spheres because, let's face it, he isn't one and has no interest in being one. He's an outsider and that's where he enjoys being. I also think he's more of an anarchist than a socialist, unlike say, McDonnell, who is probably far closer to my personal politics. I reckon the latter expends a lot of time actually imagining and dreaming of how a real, functioning socialist state would operate, wheras I always get the impression Corbyn would be happy to just have the chips fall where they may as long as he could secure his own personal ideological foreign policy goals. I think too that he's more interested in changing the party than the country, and I reckon if Russel Grant turned up with a crystal ball and told him there was no way he'd ever win an election and that the Tories would still be in power 20 years from now, he still wouldn't step down. Which is absolutely no good to me, or the many people who will quite literally continue to did and suffer under this Tory regime. Much is often said about Labour getting back to its working class roots, but there's no working class left, it's been socially engineered away. Maybe one day there will be again, but for now we have to play the hand we're dealt. If that means becoming the "not the Tories" party then so be it.
    2 points
  29. So it's a year 3 class in a good school in a leafy area just outside north Liverpool. There were 45 applicants narrowed down to observed lessons narrowed down to interviewees. Interview was with the head, deputy head and two governors. I felt the interview was going well but was surprised to get the call as it was my first teacher interview. Going to meet my new class in a few weeks before they break up and then a nice summer holiday in France before starting my new career in my classroom. I'm a few beers deep but can't express how happy I am and how relieved to not have to worry all.summrr about a job.
    2 points
  30. If only life was as simple as you pretend it is.
    2 points
  31. If only there was a transfer window to make sure we had a squad capable.
    2 points
  32. 2 points
  33. What should he do exactly? Brexit is an impossible problem for the two main parties due to them both having millions of supporters who have completely opposite views. The only realistic way forward is to keep allowing the tories to implode. We are four months away from the latest Brexit deadline. Boris won't get a better deal and won't be allowed to leave with no deal, so what then? Either a general election or a second referendum. If its a general election then how many people will vote to keep the man in charge who has failed to deliver Brexit? I can honestly see Boris losing both the election and his seat at the next GE. The Lib Dems will pull back a lot of the seats they lost in 2015 in strong remain areas, and The Brexit Party will probably get some seats in Strong Leave areas, but as we saw in Peterborough recently most people don't vote for a party on one issue.
    1 point
  34. Jo Whiley in just an oversized jumper deffo works for me.
    1 point
  35. V Jane Badler was my first proper crush.
    1 point
  36. I prefer them a lot bigger but they were a cracking pert set.
    1 point
  37. Yeah, I like them and will get a pair if they come out. Yeah, that's the Everton ones. Nice shoe, but I just couldn't have anyone thinking I was a blue.
    1 point
  38. Nice one Tony. I've never seen that photo before. Honest. It defo wasn't / isn't on my bedroom wall or anything.
    1 point
  39. "He may have intimidated two dozen, stabbed the odd bloke and threw acid over an innocent girl but underneath he was salt of the earth, he'd do anything for you."
    1 point
  40. 1 point
  41. No pictures? Sorry but had to neg that, forum protocol and all that.
    1 point
  42. Doesn't matter who they sign anyway, they're still going to be shite.
    1 point
  43. What happens in Liverpool stays in Liverpool
    1 point
  44. This thread needs some Charles Peterson.
    1 point
  45. Justin Timberlake over here.
    1 point
  46. Keeping it in the family mate.
    1 point



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