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We've got to hold on to what we've got Dan Meis' dreams and a cuckoo clock

"Christmas tree inspection, Calvert-Lewin!"

New opportunity are baffled to be linked with a transfer for James Pearce. It is believed to be a ploy to get him a better contract at the Echo.

He regretted leaving us pretty much right away. Despite the medals he picked up there he was never really that much a part of it. Their fans hated him. I also think the club (Us) got a whiff of a 50 million pound bid and seeing that his best days were behind him fucking leapt at it. Smart business. That said, I will never ever ever forget how shit I felt on the 31st of January 2011. Didn't believe it until I saw him in the corridors at Chelsea on SSN. Broke my fucking heart that did. Also uttered the immortal words to my girlfriend at the time: "Oh get a grip its on a footballer" "He meant more to me the you ever will" That was a dark night.

See you at the party Richter!

He's perhaps too versatile. It would be a constant dilemma where his natural position is.

Am I the only one who thinks he said this to explain the money spent for VVD and Alisson?

This is a perfect cover, much better than the original in that you can properly hear the lyrics. Elvis is amazing.

Whenever i see Everton fans discussing their Unicorn stadium i am reminded of this little bit of Larson Genius

They're doing all the awful stuff we used to do. It's the best tribute act I've seen since By Jovi.

Or Cujo if you want Jaws with a dog Or Gravity if you want Jaws in space with no significant violent threat

They'll always have Sanchez though..............and I mean ALWAYS. Surely no one in their right mind would touch the toxic fucker and his wages. Not even with a Chinese bargepole.

Dave Wiggins used to work on the docks. Union’s been on strike. He’s down on his luck. It’s tough. So tough.

I think a couple of posts off @Neiler last night put this debt situation into context: Whatever way you cut it ("off the books" etc), the reality is that the club have the best part of a £350M debt hanging over it from personal loans, corporate borrowing and a credit facility. That should concentrate minds more than Gomes re-signing (as good as that news is). "I genuinely fear for them". No I dont , fuck em.

Nah I'm not having that they're some sort of slave labour force. Plenty of jobs out there that don't attract these types of CBBC wannabes. I don't think I've ever heard anyone be directly rude to one, but encounter plenty of ruse behaviour from them myself. Walking out of your way to avoid someone (again) with your head down and doing pretty much everything you can to avoid being mithered but then getting shouted at to attract attention from 20ft away is something I've encountered almost daily in town centres. I've done loads of shit jobs, loads, warehouse work late at night, bar work back in the days I had to clear fag ends out of ashtrays with my fingers at the end of the night, I never felt any particular need to dress up like Lionel Blair's lovechild and repeatedly shout 'One quick question!' At people who were going about their business, and then again on their way back, and then again. Between me and the Mrs we give money to four charities. We chose them ourselves for our own reasons, I don't see the need for charities to employ what are basically sales people employing sales tactics to go at people who quite possibly are skint themselves. "You look smart today!" Fuck off.

Fuck them off a while back. Used to give to cancer reseat H each month. While I was sick my mum had to get a grip on my DD and cut off non essentials. She phoned them and asked them to stop it, they said no only I could stop it. She told them I would be in hospital for over 6 months and couldn't afford it, the cunt actually told her 'we need the money'. It was cancelled and will I fuck ever give to them again. My brother had to work in one of the call centres while studying, he hated it. Pretty much pressure and more pressure on the old and vulnerable to continue or up the amount

I’ve got a bit of a soft spot for jaws 3. My parents never took us the pics and one night me mar had murder with me dad and dragged me and my brother to watch it in the odeon on London road. My dad was on the cabs and she robbed his cash box and bought us loads of sweets as well. We were made up and prayed for them to divorce for years so we could play them off against each other but they never did and we never went the pics with them again. Cunts

I did a cage dive off the coast of Cape Town in 2004. We went to a place called Dyer Island where loads of seals sit off sunbathing. The sharks just circle it all day. Reminds of a McDonald's drive in when the queues are massive. We had to go out at 6am and it was fucking freezing. I was expecting a massive yacht with a steel cage like the one Hooper goes in but it was literally a small boat with a lobster cage on the side. I said to the guy that the boat was tiny considering there was about 15 people doing the dive. Told him we needed a bigger boat and he just looked at me and said "I've never heard that one before mate" As soon as we got out there the water was choppy and I spent the majority of the ride spewing up over the side. The captain said that the best way to get rid of seasickness was to get in the cage and cool down. As soon as I did and got in the water a shark came flying up to the cage and bit some of the meat off the cage. So not only had I been spewing up, I think I shat myself and almost had a heart attack. Saw a few more swim past before getting back out. Later on a baby great white decided to bit the wooden platform at the back of the boat and hold on. We all ran over and rubbed it's head as the guy said not to hit it. It eventually relaxed and let go. Those black eyes are horrible though. Quint was right about them.

This little shit waits until I go to bed and the lights are off before he thinks it's a great idea to cry at the front door. Every fucking night.

I think all the players, and their agents, knew we were fucked with Hicks and Gillet around at that time and so it was no surprise some of them bailed. I don’t know what was going on behind the scenes, but I felt Torres was sad at leaving us, we’d come so close to united under Benitez and the spine of that team was fantastic. A couple of more signings and we had it in us to win the title. Like everyone, I was gutted when he left for Chelsea but I never felt his heart was in it when he played for them like it was playing for us. I hope he enjoys his retirement, he was fabulous for us for the first two seasons and that’s what I’d prefer to remember.

I thought once spiderman , batman and superman had been done that would be it . Some fuckin' hope

Seems to be another Ed Sheeran type, and can therefore fuck off.

A God for a few years with us. I idolised him and the fucker broke me when he fucked off the way he did to Chelsea. I'm not mad with him anymore though. Being champions of Europe again makes me forgive almost anything. Hope he enjoys his retirement.

No No No! https://www.anfieldhq.com/everton-striker-cites-liverpool-fightback-as-inspiration-for-england/ Everton striker cites Liverpool fightback as inspiration for England David McIlroy June 21, 2019 News Everton star Dominic Calvert-Lewin says England can draw inspiration from Liverpool’s now-iconic Champions League fightback against Barcelona, according to the Mirror. The Three Lions Under-21 international will take on Romania tonight as his side try to conjure their own miracle comeback after defeat to France left their semi-final hopes hanging by a thread. However, the 22-year-old is confident England have it in them to progress in the competition. READ: Brazi legend explains why Mohamed Salah is so hard to stop “When you’ve got things like that happening in the Champions League and Europa League. And in the seniors as well…. we have to take inspiration,” he said. “We are aware of where we sit in the group and the task at hand. But the plan doesn’t change. “We have full confidence that we can achieve what we want to achieve. “If it’s not in our hands at the end of the group then it’s not. We have to take care of what we can.” Calvert-Lewin played regularly for Everton last season and hopes to continue his form in the remainder of the Euro U21 tournament.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vql63GWvuyE Last one of our big players I allowed myself to love. After he went I thought I could never allow myself to love again, but I’ve abandoned myself to Virgil and Robbo.

Are are people still bangin on about these super fuckin hero films ? I always thought these comics were made for kids ?

Next Tuesday..... Dave Wiggins @DWiggo · 25 Jun 2019 Bit unprofessional of that Pink to use the name Pink at Anfield when there are Evertonians who’ve paid to see her there tonight. Pink is too close in colour to Red. She should have changed her name to Purple, which is neutral between Blue and Red, to show some respect to paying customers.

Shot through the heart, and we're to blame. They call us a bad name, bad name. Moshiri's millions is what you sell They promise you heaven, then put you through hell

Real versatile are my favourite MLS club.

If the finances are that bad I really don't see how the stadium is built. Its not going to bring enough to cover the costs for years. The only reason to build it is so it's looks a better asset to sell, but if they have debts of 300ml amd a stadium that's going to cost what 5/600ml by the time it's done. Who the fuck is paying a billion for Everton.

Paddy Power are a bunch of twats, to be fair.

Can see Everton fans treating it as a joke in the replies and responding with all the good grace they showed red Ron's Christmas tree

They’re winning the transfer window again. Laughing at the fee for Champions League winner Keita v Gomes.

Have more tax rates, and be more stringent about actually collecting the fucking money. I think it's ridiculous someone on £150k a year is paying the same rate as someone making billions. Well, in fact, they probably aren't because someone on £150k a year (admittedly an astronomical amount of money to the majority of us) is at least more likely to be paying their fair share of tax.

Excellent thread translating a doco on Klopp on German tele.

Thoroughly enjoying us back being the best team in Europe and them being an absolute shambles. Long may it continue.

Absolute banker Stronts has an encyclopaedic memory of all the times the bus has been late and who was driving. ”You may very well be on time today but in 2006 you were late by 93.7 seconds when it was raining cats and dogs, so if you think I’m thanking you now you’re as cretinous as you look. Which is very, very cretinous indeed, in case you were wondering. You’re welcome.” ”One pound thirty please mate.”

Absolute outrage. They will pay for this as I will curse them to be eliminated at the group stage. Salah being back in pre-season training earlier will have in no way impacted upon my decision to do this. Plagues of locusts, scarab beetles, and Nile crocodiles will follow once all of our players are safely home.

Boss film and I was lucky enough to go on the Jaws ride at Universal studios the year before they got rid of it. Park opens, everyone legs it in, guess where to? Yep, park empty everywhere bar a fuck off big queue after 10 minutes over at the Jaws ride. As proud to say I went on the ride as I am of saying I love the film.

Curious. Are you being forced to watch them? At gunpoint perhaps?

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The last few minutes of Scotland - Argentina were a masterclass in farce.

Not really a show, but my neighbour across the way has got porn on his massive telly right now, and like a right nosy bastard I'm transfixed. 7/10

To be fair we’ve won more League Cups than anyone else so it’s decent of them to be honest about our status looking down on all the other English clubs.