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  1. We've got to hold on to what we've got Dan Meis' dreams and a cuckoo clock
    19 points
  2. "Christmas tree inspection, Calvert-Lewin!"
    13 points
  3. Difficult one this because the injury disrupted Joe's season and he only featured sporadically after his return (usually at right back) so he was never able to get back into any kind of groove. It would be unfair to judge him based on that though so instead I’m rating him based on his form pre-injury, which was sensational. His partnership with Big Virg (with Alisson behind them) was almost impregnable and it felt like we only conceded about three goals in the first three months. I know that’s not the case, it’s just how it felt to me. They never even really got to play with Fabinho shielding them either. Joel Matip was brilliant in the second half of the season, but the prospect of Gomez again linking up with Van Dijk, and with Fabinho destroying souls in front of them... well it’s mouth watering. Going into the season I didn’t expect that level of performance from Gomez. I know some probably did, as there have been calls for him to be given a run at centre back for a while. Not from me though. I'll freely admit that I’d have kept Ragnar Klavan (don't really have much of a choice seeing as I wrote it at the time!) as I felt like we were leaving ourselves a little short with just the four centre halves, especially as three of them have a history of missing a lot of games. As it turned out, I was half right as we did end up in a situation where Van Dijk was our only fit centre back and we had to use Fabinho there. That being said, Fabinho was brilliant when we had to cover there, so allowing Ragnar to go was the right call, especially as it gave Gomez his opportunity. I’ve always felt that Gomez looks like someone who could go on to be a superstar, but I didn't see it happening this season. You could see it though. Some players just stand out from the rest, and he did. He just looks smooth. He’s quick, strong, good on the ball and right from the very first game he played (at left back) you could see he had that something about him that great players have. Would I have put as much faith in him this season as Jurgen did? Nope. Two reasons for that. Firstly, the injuries. He’s missed so many games it was difficult to know if he was the same player he was before. Not only that, even if he was the same player he was before, he basically missed two whole seasons of development and gaining experience. So even though he was only 20 going into the season, he was an inexperienced 20 playing a position where experience is one of the main requirements to being successful. Young centre backs make mistakes. It goes with the job. That’s just a fact. It’s such a difficult position for a manager to put his faith in a young player, which is why they are often loaned out. Let them make those mistakes for someone else, or alternatively play them at full back until they've got enough experience to make the switch. You can throw a kid in up front and let him run around and freestyle a bit. If he’s talented, he’ll learn on the job while still making a contribution. You can play them in midfield or full back too, as they have enough players around them to help them out and cover for any mistakes. Centre back is a whole different ball game though. That’s why you rarely see top clubs playing youngsters in that position. Along with goalkeeper, it’s the one position where experience is just as important as talent. Gomez had all the tools and we knew he had massive potential, but I’ll admit, I was worried when we went into the season with Matip and Lovren sidelined, and Gomez as the only option to play alongside Van Dijk. I couldn’t have been more wrong though. Joe was a revelation. The mistakes that you expect from young defenders were nowhere to be seen. In fact, I don’t actually recall any. I’m sure there must have been one or two, but none jump out at me. That’s credit to Gomez but also to Virgil, who must be the easiest player in the world to play alongside as he’s so calm, so dominant and is always talking. Would Gomez have been so accomplished if he’d started the season alongside Lovren or Matip? Doubtful. And I don’t say that to diminish what Joe accomplished. He still has to go out and perform, and he did. Van Dijk makes it easier for the whole team though, which is one of many reasons why he’s the best in the business, Gomez was lighting it up alongside him though and if Virgil was the best in the league you could make a compelling argument that Joe was number two. Of course I’m biased, but who was better than him? Look around the league. Other than Laporte I don’t think there’s anyone who could say they were performing at the same level as Gomez. And then he got injured. He was playing right back that day, which directly contributed to the injury as he wouldn't have in that situation had he been playing in the middle. Klopp blasted the challenge from the Burnley lad but it really wasn't anything out of the ordinary. 99 times out of a 100 Gomez would have just walked away from that unscathed, but Joe doesn't seem to have much luck. The poor lad is cursed isn’t he? Some players are injury prone but Gomez just seems to be incredibly unlucky. It’s not as though he’s constantly picking up muscle injuries like Adam Lallana, or crying off with various different ailments like Dejan Lovren. He’s done his ACL, he’s done ankle ligaments and he’s broken his leg. He’s only 21 and he’s had those three major injuries already. As I say, cursed. Players who continually suffer from muscle injuries are not really any use and need to be moved on. That’s my definition of injury prone. Gomez has been prone to injuries, but is it fair to say he’s ‘injury prone’? I’m uncomfortable using that label on him based on the nature of the injuries he’s had. It also hasn’t helped that it appears his injuries have been mis-diagnosed on more than one occasion. It happened last season and cost him a place in the Champions League final as well as the World Cup (rumour has it that it also contributed to Buvac’s departure, as ‘the Brain’ felt that players were being rushed back from injury before they were ready). It happened again this year and cost him three months of the season. I don’t know if it was avoidable or if there is any blame to be attached to anyone, but two seasons running Gomez picked up an injury that was said to be one thing and turned out to be something different. The initial timescale for his return ended up being doubled in both instances. It cost him a starting place in two Champions League finals. He may or may not have played at right back last year, but were it not for the injury suffered at Burnley he would almost certainly have been lining up at centre back in this year’s final. Hopefully there are more to come though. It’s so tough because any time you lose your place due to a long term injury, it’s going to be heard getting back in when the standard is so high now. Last year he was being rotated with Trent at right back, but his injury opened the door for Trent to play every week and just look at how good he’s become. This year Joe’s misfortune presented an opportunity for Matip, and he was so good that no-one could get the shirt back off him. That’s how it used to be when we were so dominant, and even though football has changed and it’s much more of a squad game these days, Klopp is still operating a policy of if you’re in possession of the shirt and doing well, you’ll keep it except when you need a rest. Matip didn’t play every game in the run in. He was rotated with Lovren, but because he’d played so well he was always brought back in for the big games. Gomez was out of the centre back equation because he missed all that time. At least his versatility meant he still got some minutes filling in for Trent and he got on for a few minutes in the final too which was well deserved. The competition for places is fierce now, especially in midfield and at centre back. Joe deserves better luck next year and if he can stay fit then Klopp really is going to have an embarrassment of riches to choose from. Rating 9 /10. It’s a pre-injury rating. Overall I could have gone lower if I’d factored in the second half of the season, but both Matip and Fabinho were rated on the second half of the season when they played regularly, so applying the same criteria for Gomez how could he be any less than a 9? Best Moment: The goal-line clearance in the Anfield derby, or maybe turning on the after burners and delivering a crunching challenge on Lucas Moura against Spurs at Wembley. Worst Moment: Breaking his leg at Burnley. The future? As long as the injury curse is lifted this lad is going to be an all time great. I’ve got no doubt about that whatsoever. He’s been around for a while already but still has another 12 years in him before his pace starts to go. Fingers crossed, half of those years should be alongside Van Dijk so yeah, I think we’re looking at someone who could go on to be one of the best ever.
    6 points
  4. New opportunity are baffled to be linked with a transfer for James Pearce. It is believed to be a ploy to get him a better contract at the Echo.
    6 points
  5. He regretted leaving us pretty much right away. Despite the medals he picked up there he was never really that much a part of it. Their fans hated him. I also think the club (Us) got a whiff of a 50 million pound bid and seeing that his best days were behind him fucking leapt at it. Smart business. That said, I will never ever ever forget how shit I felt on the 31st of January 2011. Didn't believe it until I saw him in the corridors at Chelsea on SSN. Broke my fucking heart that did. Also uttered the immortal words to my girlfriend at the time: "Oh get a grip its on a footballer" "He meant more to me the you ever will" That was a dark night.
    4 points
  6. See you at the party Richter!
    4 points
  7. He's perhaps too versatile. It would be a constant dilemma where his natural position is.
    4 points
  8. Am I the only one who thinks he said this to explain the money spent for VVD and Alisson?
    4 points
  9. I love this little guy. How can you not love him? Look at his little smiling face. If I was one of his team-mates I’d spent all day just ruffling his hair and high fiving him. He’d probably end up hating me or reporting me for harassment. When I think of Shaq, the first thing that comes into my head is this clip of him on his first day at Melwood giving it the 'finger gun' when he saw the fitness guy he worked with at Bayern. That’s Shaq right there, a gif makers wet dream. He’s the kind of player that fans are drawn to. If he stays here another year (or hopefully more) he’ll be even more of a cult hero than he already is. In a squad full of so much talent he’s never going to be one of the main men even though he’s a top player in his own right. He’s a modern day Ronny Rosenthal type. Someone who made a big impact in limited playing time and who will always be remembered fondly and with a nostalgic smile. I wish he’d played more this season but I trust Klopp’s judgement implicitly (let’s face it, how can you not?) and if he’s not picking him much then there’s a reason for that. It’s probably due to his off the ball work more than anything. It’s not that he’s lazy or unwilling to work, I just don’t think it’s something he’s particularly good at as it doesn’t come naturally to him. Some players can just do it instinctively, but if you’ve got to think about where you need to run and when you need to close down, that split second can make all the difference. Initially I hoped Shaq might be able to fill the role Coutinho vacated. Sometimes in the front three, sometimes in a midfield trio. In theory it seemed like it could work, but Klopp never played him in midfield and usually when he picked him he changed the system to 4-2-3-1. It has to be down to a lack of trust in him defensively, as nothing else makes sense. Even taking that into account I still thought he could have been used more, because he is a difference maker. His goals and assists record is really good based on minutes played, and he’s one of those players who can lift the crowd as soon as he steps onto the field. He made an instant impact with a spectacular overhead kick goal against the Mancs in a pre-season game in the States, and he looked sharp from day one. A free-kick that hit the underside of the bar against Southampton (Mo followed in and buried it) also stands out as an early memory. I also remember Klopp coming onto the field at full time and having a right go at him over something. Poor little Shaq looked distraught, like a kid being blocked by his Dad. He was just unfortunate there, he was the first player Klopp ran into so bore the brunt of his ire over a short free-kick routine in stoppage time when Klopp wanted it put into the box. It wasn’t even Shaq’s fault, but he was nearest so he took the flak. His little face though, it was heartbreaking. The best bit was when he mistook Klopp’s gesturing as an offer of a handshake and he just grabbed Klopp’s hand. It kills me every time I watch this, it’s fucking hilarious. bigshaq.mp4 Cracking the starting line up was never really likely given the players he was competing against, and I also thought there might be an element of him needing to wait a few months until he learned all the intricacies of the pressing game. It didn’t really turn out like that. He probably played more early in the season than he did in the run in. That’s a little worrying in one sense, as you’d think that once he picked up all the nuances of the system he’d feature more, in the way Ox did the year before. Instead, he found himself struggling to get any minutes for about three months. Klopp actually apologised for this towards the end of the season, but when you see the results we had there’s not really anything to apologise for. That being said, maybe Shaq might have been able to make a difference in some of those draws we had? When he did play, he was effective. He ended the season with six goals from eleven starts. Ok, he had a lot of sub appearances too, but that’s still a good level of production. He had a few assists too, some of them vital ones. It was his cross from which Origi headed the winner at Newcastle, and it was another pinpoint Shaq delivery that allowed Gini to head in the third against Barca a few days later. He’s just a really good little footballer. He can score and he can create, and when he’s on the pitch he makes things happen. He also has the ability to immediately change the pace of a game when he comes off the bench. He can lift a crowd, which in turn lifts the team. There were a few occasions early in the season when he came on as a sub and with his very first involvement he immediately had the crowd go up a notch or two. Some players can do that, most can’t. It’s not always even about doing something impactful. It’s just the vibe he gives off. He’s busy, he looks like he wants to get on the ball and do something positive, and that has an effect on the crowd. This was never more evident than when he came off the bench to score twice against United at Anfield. They were really beginning to frustrate us but Shaqiri’s positivity turned the game. The tunnel footage they show on LFC TV after home games captured Van Dijk walking off the pitch and shouting “BIG SHAQ IN THE HOUSE!!!!”. I love that. I also love that Shaqiri never complained when he wasn’t getting a look in. Just like Origi, he kept his head down and waited for his chance to come again, and when it did he made sure he contributed to the cause. In short, he's boss and I love him. He's my Dad's favourite player. My Dad loved Ronny Rosenthal too, so that's something else they have in common. Rating 7/10. He was a steal for the price we paid and he’s done exactly what we needed him to do. Best Moment: Scoring twice in front of the Kop against United, and in doing so earning the approval of Big Virg.. Worst Moment: The first half against Barca wasn’t great, he kept giving the ball away. He was much better in the second half though. Being shouted at by his Dad, I mean manager, was the worst though. Poor little guy. The Future? Tough one this. I had suspected his stay here might be coming to an end but he insists he’s staying and I hope that’s the case. Regardless of what happens this summer he’ll always have a place in our hearts.
    3 points
  10. This is a perfect cover, much better than the original in that you can properly hear the lyrics. Elvis is amazing.
    3 points
  11. Whenever i see Everton fans discussing their Unicorn stadium i am reminded of this little bit of Larson Genius
    3 points
  12. They're doing all the awful stuff we used to do. It's the best tribute act I've seen since By Jovi.
    3 points
  13. Or Cujo if you want Jaws with a dog Or Gravity if you want Jaws in space with no significant violent threat
    3 points
  14. They'll always have Sanchez though..............and I mean ALWAYS. Surely no one in their right mind would touch the toxic fucker and his wages. Not even with a Chinese bargepole.
    3 points
  15. Dave Wiggins used to work on the docks. Union’s been on strike. He’s down on his luck. It’s tough. So tough.
    3 points
  16. I think a couple of posts off @Neiler last night put this debt situation into context: Whatever way you cut it ("off the books" etc), the reality is that the club have the best part of a £350M debt hanging over it from personal loans, corporate borrowing and a credit facility. That should concentrate minds more than Gomes re-signing (as good as that news is). "I genuinely fear for them". No I dont , fuck em.
    3 points
  17. Nah I'm not having that they're some sort of slave labour force. Plenty of jobs out there that don't attract these types of CBBC wannabes. I don't think I've ever heard anyone be directly rude to one, but encounter plenty of ruse behaviour from them myself. Walking out of your way to avoid someone (again) with your head down and doing pretty much everything you can to avoid being mithered but then getting shouted at to attract attention from 20ft away is something I've encountered almost daily in town centres. I've done loads of shit jobs, loads, warehouse work late at night, bar work back in the days I had to clear fag ends out of ashtrays with my fingers at the end of the night, I never felt any particular need to dress up like Lionel Blair's lovechild and repeatedly shout 'One quick question!' At people who were going about their business, and then again on their way back, and then again. Between me and the Mrs we give money to four charities. We chose them ourselves for our own reasons, I don't see the need for charities to employ what are basically sales people employing sales tactics to go at people who quite possibly are skint themselves. "You look smart today!" Fuck off.
    2 points
  18. Fuck them off a while back. Used to give to cancer reseat H each month. While I was sick my mum had to get a grip on my DD and cut off non essentials. She phoned them and asked them to stop it, they said no only I could stop it. She told them I would be in hospital for over 6 months and couldn't afford it, the cunt actually told her 'we need the money'. It was cancelled and will I fuck ever give to them again. My brother had to work in one of the call centres while studying, he hated it. Pretty much pressure and more pressure on the old and vulnerable to continue or up the amount
    2 points
  19. I’ve got a bit of a soft spot for jaws 3. My parents never took us the pics and one night me mar had murder with me dad and dragged me and my brother to watch it in the odeon on London road. My dad was on the cabs and she robbed his cash box and bought us loads of sweets as well. We were made up and prayed for them to divorce for years so we could play them off against each other but they never did and we never went the pics with them again. Cunts
    2 points
  20. I did a cage dive off the coast of Cape Town in 2004. We went to a place called Dyer Island where loads of seals sit off sunbathing. The sharks just circle it all day. Reminds of a McDonald's drive in when the queues are massive. We had to go out at 6am and it was fucking freezing. I was expecting a massive yacht with a steel cage like the one Hooper goes in but it was literally a small boat with a lobster cage on the side. I said to the guy that the boat was tiny considering there was about 15 people doing the dive. Told him we needed a bigger boat and he just looked at me and said "I've never heard that one before mate" As soon as we got out there the water was choppy and I spent the majority of the ride spewing up over the side. The captain said that the best way to get rid of seasickness was to get in the cage and cool down. As soon as I did and got in the water a shark came flying up to the cage and bit some of the meat off the cage. So not only had I been spewing up, I think I shat myself and almost had a heart attack. Saw a few more swim past before getting back out. Later on a baby great white decided to bit the wooden platform at the back of the boat and hold on. We all ran over and rubbed it's head as the guy said not to hit it. It eventually relaxed and let go. Those black eyes are horrible though. Quint was right about them.
    2 points
  21. This little shit waits until I go to bed and the lights are off before he thinks it's a great idea to cry at the front door. Every fucking night.
    2 points
  22. I think all the players, and their agents, knew we were fucked with Hicks and Gillet around at that time and so it was no surprise some of them bailed. I don’t know what was going on behind the scenes, but I felt Torres was sad at leaving us, we’d come so close to united under Benitez and the spine of that team was fantastic. A couple of more signings and we had it in us to win the title. Like everyone, I was gutted when he left for Chelsea but I never felt his heart was in it when he played for them like it was playing for us. I hope he enjoys his retirement, he was fabulous for us for the first two seasons and that’s what I’d prefer to remember.
    2 points
  23. I thought once spiderman , batman and superman had been done that would be it . Some fuckin' hope
    2 points
  24. Seems to be another Ed Sheeran type, and can therefore fuck off.
    2 points
  25. A God for a few years with us. I idolised him and the fucker broke me when he fucked off the way he did to Chelsea. I'm not mad with him anymore though. Being champions of Europe again makes me forgive almost anything. Hope he enjoys his retirement.
    2 points
  26. No No No! https://www.anfieldhq.com/everton-striker-cites-liverpool-fightback-as-inspiration-for-england/ Everton striker cites Liverpool fightback as inspiration for England David McIlroy June 21, 2019 News Everton star Dominic Calvert-Lewin says England can draw inspiration from Liverpool’s now-iconic Champions League fightback against Barcelona, according to the Mirror. The Three Lions Under-21 international will take on Romania tonight as his side try to conjure their own miracle comeback after defeat to France left their semi-final hopes hanging by a thread. However, the 22-year-old is confident England have it in them to progress in the competition. READ: Brazi legend explains why Mohamed Salah is so hard to stop “When you’ve got things like that happening in the Champions League and Europa League. And in the seniors as well…. we have to take inspiration,” he said. “We are aware of where we sit in the group and the task at hand. But the plan doesn’t change. “We have full confidence that we can achieve what we want to achieve. “If it’s not in our hands at the end of the group then it’s not. We have to take care of what we can.” Calvert-Lewin played regularly for Everton last season and hopes to continue his form in the remainder of the Euro U21 tournament.
    2 points
  27. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vql63GWvuyE Last one of our big players I allowed myself to love. After he went I thought I could never allow myself to love again, but I’ve abandoned myself to Virgil and Robbo.
    2 points
  28. Are are people still bangin on about these super fuckin hero films ? I always thought these comics were made for kids ?
    2 points
  29. Next Tuesday..... Dave Wiggins @DWiggo · 25 Jun 2019 Bit unprofessional of that Pink to use the name Pink at Anfield when there are Evertonians who’ve paid to see her there tonight. Pink is too close in colour to Red. She should have changed her name to Purple, which is neutral between Blue and Red, to show some respect to paying customers.
    2 points
  30. Shot through the heart, and we're to blame. They call us a bad name, bad name. Moshiri's millions is what you sell They promise you heaven, then put you through hell
    2 points
  31. Real versatile are my favourite MLS club.
    2 points
  32. If the finances are that bad I really don't see how the stadium is built. Its not going to bring enough to cover the costs for years. The only reason to build it is so it's looks a better asset to sell, but if they have debts of 300ml amd a stadium that's going to cost what 5/600ml by the time it's done. Who the fuck is paying a billion for Everton.
    2 points
  33. Paddy Power are a bunch of twats, to be fair.
    2 points
  34. Can see Everton fans treating it as a joke in the replies and responding with all the good grace they showed red Ron's Christmas tree
    2 points
  35. They’re winning the transfer window again. Laughing at the fee for Champions League winner Keita v Gomes.
    2 points
  36. Have more tax rates, and be more stringent about actually collecting the fucking money. I think it's ridiculous someone on £150k a year is paying the same rate as someone making billions. Well, in fact, they probably aren't because someone on £150k a year (admittedly an astronomical amount of money to the majority of us) is at least more likely to be paying their fair share of tax.
    2 points
  37. Excellent thread translating a doco on Klopp on German tele.
    2 points
  38. Thoroughly enjoying us back being the best team in Europe and them being an absolute shambles. Long may it continue.
    2 points
  39. Absolute banker Stronts has an encyclopaedic memory of all the times the bus has been late and who was driving. ”You may very well be on time today but in 2006 you were late by 93.7 seconds when it was raining cats and dogs, so if you think I’m thanking you now you’re as cretinous as you look. Which is very, very cretinous indeed, in case you were wondering. You’re welcome.” ”One pound thirty please mate.”
    2 points
  40. Used to go to Wetherspoons a fair bit, but edged away when there was more Brexit supporting literature on the tables than menus.
    1 point
  41. No mate, that's the third song on the A-side of Bleach.
    1 point
  42. In particularly that last one your range put me in mind of a young Marcus Tandy. Simon Maroulis has got himself some competition.
    1 point
  43. Not really a show, but my neighbour across the way has got porn on his massive telly right now, and like a right nosy bastard I'm transfixed. 7/10
    1 point
  44. To be fair we’ve won more League Cups than anyone else so it’s decent of them to be honest about our status looking down on all the other English clubs.
    1 point



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