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  1. Text my mate, who’s a massive blue and a season ticket holder, to tell him our local is charging just £2.50 a pint for all draught beers tonight, so he’s on his way over for a night on the ale. Didn’t mention that they’re showing the Istanbul CL final from 2005 in it’s entirety. He’s gonna go ape shit when he finds out.
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  2. Just done me and the mrs a cooked breakfast for tea, been on the allotment all day and was starving. Mrs asked why I was taking a photo, told her it was so I could be abused by strange men off the internet. No conker & car keys though and mug of tea and HP sauce already on the table. Here you go...
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  3. Long time lurker as i am a major introvert but inspired to post on the back of this and several Punk IPA's. Hair standing up on the back of my neck. Wow!
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  4. My computer chair has well and truly been claimed.
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  5. Honestly, who cares if it’s illegal to pour a milkshake on somebody? It’s still a legitimate act of civil disobedience against virulently racist, inherently violent, nasty cunts.
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  6. Used to quite like them but have switched to Rangers now. Gerrard going there had no affect but these threads have done the trick. Starting to develop a soft spot for Leeds too.
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  7. I previously had no opinion whatsoever. In the same way that I don't about any of the teams in the Latvian league. I'd now absolutely love to see them liquidated.
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  8. Does anyone else dislike Celtic more than they used to just because of Stig?
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  9. Like winning a race against a load of one legged Pensioners.
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  10. I still haven’t recovered from the shock of finding out Stringer Bell was an Englishman.
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  11. There’s all sorts of vile shite going around on social media. People should leave the police to do their job instead of spreading whispers.
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  12. Great effort - freestyle Liverbird is very impressive. Love the retro chequers down the side, as well! Good use of child labour - makes it a cost effective project. Great that you both had fun, mate.
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  13. Not in any sort of order: 1. My record collection. As I virtually never add to it anymore I see it as one thing. 2. My phone. I still love the fact that it has everything you need and it fits in your pocket. 3. My car. Only nice car with plenty of creature comforts I’ve ever had. 4. My kindle. Great device. I read constantly and this makes it much more convenient as well as cheaper to do so. 5. My wedding ring. 6. Favourite picture of the four of us on holiday in Spain, blown up on canvas. 7. Sky Q box. I still love telly and this makes it much easier to catch everything you want to watch and avoid the shit you don’t, like adverts. 8. Home. D’uh. 9. My Guardian subscription. I still love reading the paper everyday, despite how out-dated that concept feels now. 10. My season ticket. Reading that back, I’ve quite surprised myself that it’s not a list of nostalgic “things”; it’s more just the stuff that either reflects or facilitates my life and its small pleasures. I guess that shows I’m pretty content with my lot. Sound.
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  14. He should be concentrating on getting fit for next season.
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  16. I know the piss will be taken etc. The other Celtic thread was a Brendan Rodgers one. Treble treble won today. Limited resistance agreed for the most part and next season will be the hardest in the march for 10 in a row. Take nothing away from the achievement though. Tough final today, playing shite and Hearts wanted it more until they scored. Celtic dug deep and won. I know we have a few Celtic on here so this is for us.
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  17. Adam Smith would be considered a commie now. A cultural marxist, leninist, stalinist, traitorous, extreme, loony leftie snowflake, social justice warrior that wants every country to be like Venezuela.
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  18. Think it's Cambiasso.
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  19. The legendary rant. He's a top bloke. He sent me an ace liverpool kit for my grandson last year.
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  20. It's like going into a brothel with a grand in your pocket and come out to brag to your mates that you pulled.
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  21. You may have watched Liverpool come from 3 goals down to beat AC Milan in the Champions League final but you've never had a picture of Big Dunc strangling Steffen Freund as your screensaver.
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  22. All sorted now. I've not had much free time over the last few days. I was really surprised how many people picked a GK early on in this draft as their were seemingly loads to choose from. I decided I would pick an 82 GK as you had Zoff, Shilton, Clemence, Jennings available in this category.
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  23. You're right, how can we go on with our lives without knowing what's happened here? Personally, I'll cope. We'll find out when we find out. In the meantime, the filth have stated that there is no danger to the wider public.
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  24. It's fairly obvious it was a botched attempt of alien abduction. The point of having a press conference is to tell the public basic information, it is obvious they know the nature of injuries if the children are being treated, they are treated for something, if they reacted to quell the rumor it was firearms, they can say it's not blunt objects, or gas leak, if they are limiting the investigation to the family, they know why they are doing that. This is just ridiculously secretive, and is probably needlessly making the closest community go crazy.
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  25. Mate -- we are not debating fascism/anti fascism. In this discussion there is absolutely no difference. It is not about support of one viewpoint over another, it is an understanding that violence begets violence. If you don't want to use that word because of a dictionary definition then civil disobedience begets civil disobedience. Suggesting either is justifiable against any group - which in itself is a ridiculous claim - without realising that group would have equal justification for the same behavior makes you look like a simpleton. It is like free speech, it has nothing to do with support for the viewpoint.
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  26. Season 1 is a masterclass in plotting. They're able to get you to understand and feel the sense of history of both Westeros and between the characters. You get a lot of scenes that don't move anything forward, but really let the story breathe and get you to invest in these people. As well as that, the plot moves at a pretty frantic speed. Cat kidnaps Tyrion, Jaime almost kills Ned in the streets of Kingslanding, Danny's husband kills her brother and King Robert dies - this all happens in one episode after another.
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  27. These numbers are great for the sport. Just great.
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  28. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/may/24/virgil-van-dijk-interview-liverpool-champions-league-final Virgil van Dijk: ‘I’m never nervous. If you’re nervous, you limit your quality’ Liverpool’s £75m defender tells Donald McRae about his unshakable manner, his slow rise to the top, that ‘totally crazy’ night against Barcelona and the trauma of a burst appendix. In the dappled shade, away from the glare of the Spanish sun, Virgil van Dijk thinks about words such as tension and nerves with a little smile. This is meant to be the hardest time, with the days moving slowly between the end of the regular season and Liverpool’s Champions League final against Tottenham in Madrid next Saturday night. Van Dijk was named PFA player of the season by his fellow professionals, after his imperious form at the heart of Liverpool’s defence helped ensure his club lost just one match in a league campaign that earned them 97 points. They still finished a point behind Manchester City, and their wait to win the league title rolls over into a 30th year. Victory over Spurs, and becoming champions of Europe for a sixth time, would seal a remarkable season for Van Dijk and Liverpool with a heady gloss. Defeat, and yet more disappointment after losing the final last year, would be crushing. The contrast between the two outcomes is so deep that even a man as composed as Van Dijk must be churning on the inside? “No,” the 27-year-old insists. “I’m never nervous any more.” That “any more” is significant because it is striking to hear Van Dijk reflect on the doubts that once undermined him. In the Netherlands he was regarded as a relatively limited player by numerous coaches who did not imagine his rise to become, arguably, the best defender in the world. The road has been long and difficult but, out of adversity, Van Dijk is as calm during a fevered match as he is off the pitch. “With experience,” he says, “the nervousness is not there. When I made my debut for Liverpool against Everton [in January 2018] I was more excited than nervous. I surprised myself that day with my calm.” Apart from scoring the winning goal in front of the Kop, Van Dijk put an immediate dent in the pressure that could have consumed him after he arrived at Anfield as the world’s most expensive defender. The £75m paid to Southampton now looks like prudent housekeeping. Van Dijk has transformed Liverpool’s previously flaky defence so markedly that they conceded the fewest number of goals, 22, in the league last season. “It’s more excitement than nerves these days,” he continues. “Even before the Champions League final last year [against Real Madrid] I was not nervous at all. I was very relaxed. I was like: ‘Let’s go, let’s do this.’” At Liverpool’s training camp near Estepona on the Costa del Sol, Van Dijk shakes his head cheerfully. “I don’t know what it is. It’s just something I’ve learned over the years and it’s something I’m very happy about. If you’re nervous you think: ‘I don’t want to make mistakes or give the ball away.’ But you limit your own qualities then. Over the years I’ve developed the mindset that there are many more important things in life.” Van Dijk remembers dreaming about playing in a Champions League final when he was a boy in Breda with a Dutch father and a mother from Suriname. Yet on the Cruyff Courts, small pitches made of artificial grass, Van Dijk was not a glittering link in the conveyor belt of Dutch footballers following Johan Cruyff – who played and coached the game so beautifully. He found a different route to the gifted young players from Ajax whom he now captains with the Netherlands and who came so close to reaching the Champions League final themselves. Van Dijk is also different to Trent Alexander-Arnold, his Liverpool teammate playing a second Champions League final at the age of 20. When Van Dijk was 20 he was struggling to make the first team at Groningen, having never cracked it at the academy of Willem II. He had even worked as a dishwasher two nights a week. Was his resolve forged during that difficult time? “Yeah. I think it’s a very good example to never give up. Keep working for your dreams. Every step of my career was hard work. I’ve given everything I’ve got but I’ve still got more to come in every aspect of my game. Maybe they were right at the time. Maybe it was meant to be that they didn’t want to take a chance with me. As a young player in the academy for a mid-table club the next step is one of the top four teams. That was my plan as well – but it didn’t happen.” Marc Overmars was offered a chance to sign Van Dijk for Ajax but he rejected the defender. “These things happen,” Van Dijk says diplomatically. “They chose Mike van der Hoorn who plays for Swansea now. He did very well at the time. It’s easy to say now: ‘What if?’” Van Dijk was not serene then. “No. I wanted things very quickly. When I went to Groningen I started in the under-23s and I was on the bench. I was like: ‘What’s going on here?’ I went to the manager Dick Lukkien and I was arguing with him back and forth, saying: ‘How is this possible?’ But I learned so much from that period. I grew as a human being. “It was the first time I was on my own and I had to learn to deal with not getting my way. I went to training on a bicycle. It was the same the next season. Luckily, I kept working hard, kept improving, and I’m still in contact with Dick who is the head coach of FC Emmen now. He’s a fantastic coach and got the best out of me. He pushed me because he knew I could be a bit lazy. He knew my mentality then was to do just enough to win challenges. He kept pushing me and made me angry at times. It was tough but it worked. Before the end of the season I made my debut in the first team. I’m so grateful to Dick.” In 2011 Van Dijk spent two weeks in hospital after his appendix burst and he developed severe peritonitis. His life was briefly in danger. “I don’t want to talk about it,” he says quietly. Yet Van Dijk is gracious and, after a pause, he does talk. “It wasn’t simple. It was a period that I looked after myself for the first time in my life. I couldn’t cook. I lived with another player and if you’re that young you think it’s easy. We just had training. We’re not going to try and cook. We’re going somewhere to eat. After I ate so much rubbish, the appendix was affected. I kept eating bad things. The appendix burst, and it was a very tough time. I learned so much about food and that we should value every situation we are in.” He could not walk for 10 days and apparently signed a will to leave the little he had to his mother. “When something like that happens you think a lot and today I appreciate everything we’ve got. I know that life is much more than football. We have family and it’s all about being happy and healthy.” Van Dijk played 62 games for Groningen but his career took off when he moved to Celtic. He laughs when asked about the change of culture in Glasgow. “It was massive. I spoke quite good English but the Scottish accent is totally different. I remember in the beginning people were talking and I was just nodding and saying yes. But going to Celtic was fantastic for me even if it was the same situation I had in Holland. [Bigger] clubs doubted my ability because they thought the standard was not so high in Scotland. I kept working hard and I always believed in myself. And the fans at Celtic are amazing. They live and die for their club. That’s something I love – real fans, real passion. It’s why I also made the decision to come to Liverpool.” He might be immune to nerves but, earlier this month, Van Dijk could not control his racing mind or the adrenaline coursing through him all night after Liverpool beat Barcelona 4-0 to reach the Champions League final. “I could not sleep much – maybe two hours. It was totally crazy. From the moment we arrived at the stadium you had the feeling it could be something special. When Divock Origi scored that early goal you could feel the belief. Everything was perfect that night. It wasn’t like we had luck. We totally deserved it because anyone would say a team 3-0 down against Barcelona is not going to do it. Messi’s going to score – and if they scored one it was almost impossible. But we did it.” Van Dijk grins as he relives the most glorious memory of his career. “It was nuts. You can’t really describe it. Hopefully we can finish it off now and make an even bigger memory.” Spurs produced an even more dramatic comeback against Ajax the following night. They were 3-0 behind on aggregate when a Lucas Moura hat-trick, capped by a winning goal in the 96th minute, left Van Dijk’s young teammates in the Dutch national side crumpled on the turf. “I couldn’t believe it either but I told them later they could be very proud of themselves. If you’re very critical you can say Ajax gave it away in the second half because they didn’t play their own game. But they were outstanding this whole campaign and put Ajax and Dutch football back on the map.” Spurs were almost dead and buried in the group stage, with one point from three games, and came through an astonishing quarter-final where they knocked out Manchester City. Their fans can be excused for churning out the old cliche about their name being on the cup while benefiting from the fact that Liverpool are surely under more pressure to win a trophy. “Liverpool is always about pressure,” he responds, “but we have to enjoy it. We have a good chance of winning but this is a massive game for them as well. They’ve shown that they also never give up. We need to be ready.” Liverpool beat Spurs 2-1 in both league games this season but their most recent encounter at Anfield was fraught with tension. At 1-1, with five minutes left, Van Dijk had to deal with the twin threat of Son Heung-min and Moussa Sissoko bearing down on goal. Sissoko had the ball but the dynamic Son was screaming down the right into space. With magisterial judgment, Van Dijk concentrated on closing down Son while allowing Sissoko to power forward. With his option of passing to Son blocked by Van Dijk, Sissoko shifted on to his weaker left foot. Knowing he had negated the presence of the more deadly Son, Van Dijk ran at the Spurs midfielder. Sissoko rushed and shot wildly over the bar. Liverpool breathed again and a few minutes later Anfield went ballistic when a Toby Alderweireld own goal won them the match. “It worked out,” Van Dijk says of the decisions that meant he prevented a goal without even making a tackle. “But it would not have looked so smart if Sissoko had scored. But as a centre-back you get better with experience.” Such moments meant Van Dijk was voted player of the season. “I was very proud to win the PFA trophy because usually an attacker or a midfielder wins it. In later years I will look back and be even more proud.” As for his own vote, Van Dijk was split. “I was thinking Raheem Sterling and Bernardo Silva. Bernardo is outstanding and he’s a great guy. I chatted with him a couple of times. He’s going to be very important for City the next few years. But Raheem made a big step and that’s why I voted for him. I could’ve voted for another four or five players at City because they were outstanding. But they could’ve voted for four or five of our players too. Maybe Trent, Sadio [Mané], Gini [Wijnaldum] …” He has been with his wife, Rike, “since the Groningen days [when he was 20]. The growth we’ve been through since then is great and we now have two little girls. You can’t deny that fatherhood changes you. There are always tough moments but when you go home to your wife and kids it’s all gone. For example when we lost to Barcelona you feel bad – but you go home and you think how far I’ve got. I deal with those aspects very well.” Van Dijk does a lot of charity work, which he asks the football writers on Merseyside to play down. “I’d rather just be normal. When I can help people, I will definitely help. Rike is very keen so we do it now and then. Low-key is better. We work with the foundation in Liverpool. We’re helping families. We’re also ambassadors of an orphanage in Nepal. Sometimes it’s small things. Signing boots, inviting someone to a game in our box. Something very small for us is a very big gesture to others. We appreciate that but we like people not to think we’re better than them. We’re all the same.” There cannot be equality at the end of a Champions League final and for the losers the pain will be harsh. Will it feel especially hard for Liverpool if their stupendous season leaves them without a trophy? “It’s going to hurt if you lose – but it’s not the end of the world. The only thing we can do is to give everything and have no regrets if they’re the better team. We’re not thinking about losing or how we’re going to overcome this barrier of losing the Premier League by one point, then losing the Champions League. That’s not worth thinking about. I’m thinking about playing to our best ability with all our talent and experience. “I read that if we win the Champions League our next two [out of three] games are the Community Shield and European Super Cup. We can win three cups in three games. It’s something we strive for. We were close in the Premier League – but now we have a chance to win the Champions League, the big one. We’re going to give it everything we’ve got.”
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  29. Loved this when a kid and still do now
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  30. He could be a Starman if he makes the right Changes, but can he cope Under Pressure Day in Day Out?
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  31. Got myself a pair of these. Love them.
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  32. Great choice of alcohol! I'll be watching with my 7 year old son at home. He stayed up and watched the final with me last year so hopefully a different outcome this time.
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  33. I hope that twat gets his head stoved in. And that foot rammed right up his arse. Seriously. What a cunt.
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  34. After the first leg Barry Glendening of the guardian said on the live updates, “Liverpool have had their backsides handed to them tonight”. The media thereafter continued to report an entire fabrication of what occurred during the match. A quiet Messi flukes a tap in from2 yards and deflects a stolen free kick in and it’s all forgotten. Not a peep about Barca’s antics or how well Liverpool dominated play. At the Nou Camp. Well, drink this up you fuckers.
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  35. How do I even begin to describe that? Some will say it’s the greatest comeback in our history. Not for me. Istanbul is the greatest comeback because it was a final and because we only had 45 minutes to turn it around. Also, that team (with all due respect to them) were massively outgunned. That Liverpool team were vastly inferior to AC Milan. Hell, that 2005 team finished below Everton in the table. What they did was a miracle. This wasn’t a miracle, it was just the best performance in the club’s illustrious 127 history. It wasn’t a miracle because these boys are so good. They’re better than Barcelona and they should be beating them. They proved it last week, despite the scoreline. And they put that injustice right at Anfield with a performance that, for me, blows away anything else I’ve seen. To win 4-0 without Bobby and Mo and with absolutely no margin for error just makes it even more of an accomplishment. Seriously, tell me a performance better than this? I'll wait. You can come up with some heroic against the odds wins (we’ve had plenty) but you can’t tell me that the team has ever played better than this, against world class opposition, while needing to score four goals without reply to win. The best player in the world, perhaps of all time, came to Anfield and was kept quiet. An away goal might have killed us off but it didn’t come because the entire team defended like heroes. The entire team attacked like heroes too. This was a complete performance and it was as close to perfection as you’re ever likely to see. Honestly though, I wasn’t surprised. That’s not to say I expected the lads would do it, but it didn’t shock me that they did. Klopp’s pre-match rallying cry to them summed it up. “It’s impossible, but because it’s you, there’s a chance”. And also because it’s Anfield. My expectations prior to the game were that we’d win and that we’d score at least three or four. I was just as convinced that we wouldn’t be able to keep them out though, so whether we would go through would depend on if we could get five, which I saw as probably being a bridge too far. Going into the game I’d have given us a 20% of going through. After the early goal, it was up to 50%. By the time it went to 3-0 it was up to 85% and when the fourth went in I’d have put it at 95%. How could I be that confident with a 3-0 deficit and Messi and Suarez in opposition? It sounds corny, it sounds like a cliché and everyone who isn’t us absolutely hates it being mentioned, but it’s proven fact that there is nowhere in the world quite like Anfield on a European night. Nothing is impossible. We've seen the impossible before, so why would we not think it could (though not necessarily 'would') happen again? If we’d needed to score five to win this game we probably would have. Maybe even six. No Salah or Firmino? No problem. You could have taken Mané out to and started Rhian Brewster, and the outcome would still have been the same because it’s us, at Anfield. Barcelona will get stick for collapsing, but the Spanish media shouldn’t be too harsh on them. They played as well as they were allowed to. This wasn’t about them and their ‘failings’. It was about our lads. These incredible players who are doing superhuman things. Remember when we thought they were mentally weak? Not any more. There's no-one like these lads. To quote Klopp they're 'fucking unbelievable'. There seems to be no hurdle they can't overcome. I’ve genuinely never seen anything like this. 94 points with a game to go and they’re in second place. They saw City scrape a spawny win the night before thanks to a one in a million pot shot from a player who normally couldn’t hit Romelu Lukaku’s arse with a cricket bat. It knocked the stuffing right out of me, so it has to be demoralising for them. Yet 24 hours later they take to the field, 3-0 down against Messi’s Barcelona, and they do THAT?? No wonder Klopp can’t stop dropping F bombs everywhere whenever a microphone is put in front of him. How do you describe these lads without swearing? Somehow ‘they’re unbelievable’ or ‘I love them’ just doesn’t cut it. It needs a ‘fucking’ thrown in there for added emphasis. Ask the Pope what he thinks of this team and I expect his response will be “yeah they’re fuckin’ boss aren’t they?”. Barca rested all eleven starters at the weekend in preparation for this game. Good job they did, imagine how many they’d have lost by if they didn’t have fresh legs. Our boys, meanwhile, were travelling up to the North East for an energy sapping, emotionally draining, roller coaster of a game with Newcastle. Most of the starters from that game started this one too, and tired legs will have been a concern. Yet at the end they were all still flying around, fuelled by the manic atmosphere inside the stadium. You what makes this even more impressive? Barcelona lost a three goal lead last year at Roma, so it’s not as though we could rely on them being complacent. It's happened before and they were determined to avoid it happening again. Ooops! They knew what to expect from us and they knew the tie wasn’t over. If you think back to last week, remember how Messi reacted when Dembele missed that late sitter? Not the reaction you’d expect at 3-0 up. But he knew. They all knew. It wasn’t over, but if they could score at Anfield it probably would be. That was my concern, not whether we could score enough goals. Anfield would take care of that side of things but if Messi was Messi then it wouldn’t be enough. He wasn't though. He wasn’t allowed to be. The tone was set very early when Milner clattered him. Fabinho then dumped him on the floor with a perfectly timed challenge as Messi drove towards the box. As he sat on the floor, Robbo shoved the back of his head on his way past. Messi was furious. He was rattled. Why? He has to deal with rough stuff every time he steps onto the field. When you’re as incredible as he is opponents will always try to get physical to even the odds. He’s used to it but this got to him because he knew he was in a real game. Even with a 3-0 lead, he knew. After last week’s game Barca’s players were reportedly shattered and Messi told them it was because they played the game at Liverpool’s pace, and they’re not physically equipped to do that. He wanted them to play at their pace in the second leg. At Anfield? Yeah good luck with that. You can’t play out from the back when you’ve got opponents flying at you from all directions and sixty thousand fans screaming. Even the best, most composed of players are going to struggle with that. We were right in their faces, playing the game in their half and it took no time for us to get that early goal we needed. Matip’s cross field ball wasn’t the best but Mané anticipated what Alba was going to do and he seized onto his poor header. His touch to get the ball into Henderson’s path was world class. Hendo took it beautifully, shifted it out of his feet and hit a low shot that Ter Tegen could only parry into the path of the lurking Origi. The man on the spot. Again. That was just what we needed and the players wanted to capitalise on it immediately. With so much time still to play it’s easy to say they should play patiently, but when you’ve got this kind of momentum and the opposition are rattled, you need to take advantage of that. If a boxer has his opponent reeling in the first round he’s not going to hold back because there are still another eleven rounds to go. No, when their legs are wobbling you go for the knockout. We went for it and we almost had them a few times but the second goal didn’t come and Barca were able to weather the initial storm. In fact, the last fifteen minutes of the half saw them get a lot of the ball and cause us some problems. Most annoyingly though, many of our problems (just like last week) came from our own corners. They kept clearing them and getting the ball to Messi to start counter attacks. Messi will be criticised for his performance but I still thought he was brilliant. His balance when running and the perfect weight on his passes are almost taken for granted. If he doesn’t score two or three goals everyone wonders what’s wrong and says he had a bad game. He didn’t have a bad game, we just did a hell of a job of keeping him quieter than anyone usually manages. In the first half alone he forced a save from Alisson, had two shots fizz just wide and put chances on a plate for Coutinho and Alba. And this is while we’re playing him brilliantly. That’s how good he is. His influence waned in the second half as we just wore him down in the end, but in the first half he was a constant danger. Let’s face it, he’s good. He’s one of only a handful of players out there who might improve our starting eleven. He’d need to up his work rate though as all that standing around on the halfway line with his hands on his hips wouldn’t fly here. We’d played really well in the first half but I was glad to get to half time because it looked like we’d dropped a bit of intensity and needed to regroup. We also had a couple of injuries that needed dealing with. Hendo took a bang to the knee and looked in trouble initially, but he was able to resume after lengthy treatment. The same thing with Robbo. He looked really bad at one point but he managed to finish the half. I thought he’d be ok, but sadly he wasn’t. That was such a massive blow because after 3/4 of this tie he’d been the outstanding player from either side. Suarez did for him, but I’ll get to him later. Ironically, without that injury things may not have turned out as they did, as it was Robbo’s replacement who turned the tie on its head with two goals in as many minutes. He’d only been on ten minutes and he’d scored twice. The first came after some dogged play by Trent. Initially he gave the ball away to Rakitic with a poor header, but he quickly closed down Alba to win it back before running down the line and whipping a low ball in to Gini, who arrived at the perfect moment to rifle in first time. Tell me again how Alba is the best left back in the world? He's a rich man's Moreno and a B&M Bargains Robbo. Mad celebrations after that goal, but nothing like what would happen a couple of minutes later. Shaq whipped one in from the left and Gini soared like Michael Jordan, hanging in the air and planting a header in the top corner. It’s only when you watch that goal in slow motion you see how beautiful it is. Like Gini himself, the beautiful bastard. Is there a more beautiful man on the planet? Not for me. If you were designing the perfect face, it’d be Gini’s. The bone structure, the hairline, the smile. Beautiful. Anyway, I digress. All hell broke loose when that went in and Lovren led the charge of the subs to get there and celebrate with him. He was fourth to arrive on the scene, which is quite impressive. He loves a celebration does big Dejan. When the winning goal went in, only Shaqiri got to Origi before Lovren did. He might not have got on the pitch but he was still the king of the post match celebrations and he’s still at it today, posting his mad shit on instagram. That fourth goal though. Bloody hell. The presence of mind of Trent to do that, in that situation, is just astonishing. Initially I assumed that was a planned training ground move as they sold it so well. No-one was in a rush to get to the box, Shaq trots over slowly, Trent looks like he’s going to leave it to him and then BAM! Fooled you all, suckers! All except Divock. And this is one of the most impressive things for me. It would have been a great goal if it had been planned and practiced, but it’s even better because it wasn’t. Origi wouldn’t have been expecting the ball, but he reacted brilliantly and that was a fucking brilliant finish because it would have been easy to smash that over the bar. Great ball, great improvisation and a hell of a finish. One of my favourite goals of all time. Suarez said Barcelona defended it like kids and he’s right. You know why though? Anfield. When it’s like this, even the most experienced players can get rattled and forget how to do the most basic of things. It wears you down. It’s how we were able to score three in 25 minutes against Dortmund the other year too. Having gotten in front the only worry was that we might sit back and invite pressure. They had to come at us which meant Messi would see more of the ball. They didn’t really threaten though. Messi had one sight of goal in the second half when he shot straight at Alisson from a tight angle. Other than that he was completely Fabinho’d. The one time he got away from the big Brazilian his run was brought to an unceremonious halt by Matip who gladly took a booking. Even though it meant a free-kick from the exact same spot he scored from last week, it was a better scenario than letting him run any further. This time the wall blocked the free-kick, and Lineker and Ferdinand had to put their cocks back in their trousers. I loved the way we saw out the final few minutes. The defending was brilliant. Blocks and interceptions all over the place, and we did well to counter and get the ball up the other end of the pitch. Milner managed to waste at least a minute all on his own by taking the ball down the line and winning a free-kick. Big Games James coming through again. The scenes afterwards just make me well up. I’ve watched them over and over last night and today, and each time it’s something different that gives me a lump in my throat or just has me laughing. There was Des Kelly from BT Sport going the full Brendan Rodgers and getting handsy with all the lads. I thought he was going to try and snog Divock. Not that I blame him. Getting anything out of Sadio was an uphill task though. He just stood there grinning before eventually blurting out “I don’t know what to say” and having Gini come in and take over. That was funny, as was Lovren’s instagram afterwards and his dance off with Brewster. He’s off his head him. I know a lot of fans don’t like him but he’s a big part of that dressing room and the great spirit they’ve got. I’d like to go for a pint with Dejan as I reckon he’d be a laugh and we’d hit it off just by bitching about Sergio Ramos for an hour or two. I’d prefer an Irn Bru and a Suarez rant with Andy Robbo, but Dejan would be sound too. There was loads of other stuff I loved as well. Bobby hugging Origi (the man who took his place in the side). Mo just casually strolling around, smiling, in his ‘never give up’ t-shirt. Shaq’s muscle flex to Sturridge when he was being replaced. Mignolet’s tweet about Alisson (what a fucking team man Mignolet is, a pro’s pro). Klopp lining everyone up to sing YNWA in front of the Kop. Spine tingling. Gini crying at full time. Milner crying at full time. Trent’s lap of honour when everyone else had gone. Hendo struggling to get through his interview without crying, and then marching across the pitch singing ‘Allez Allez Allez”. Hendo. Fucking Hendo. I love that lad. All the weird criticism he gets from LFC Twitter. All those doubters who don’t want him in the team, let alone as captain. And he plays like THAT. In a game like THIS. If you still can’t see his worth then you never will. Yes, Van Dijk is the most suitable captain candidate at the club all things being equal, but taking it off Hendo would be fucking criminal. It doesn’t matter who has the armband wen you've got as many leaders as we do now. Jordan Henderson - captain, leader, legend. Ok, I’m getting a little caught up in the moment here but I'm just so happy for him. And then there was Suarez, who couldn’t get off the field quickly enough. Something upset him on the way off but the camera didn’t pick up what it was. One report I read claimed it was Sturridge just letting out a huge roar as Suarez went past. I really hope that’s true. I’d like it even more if was something Robbo had said though. He’s a complex character though isn’t he? Before the game he genuinely thought he’d be applauded because of all that he did for us. On the surface, it wasn’t an unreasonable assumption, or at least it wouldn’t have been if he hadn’t acted like such a twat last week (and I don’t mean the goal celebration) and then again this week. He was rolling around and constantly calling for the referee to book our lads. That’s how he plays and he did the same for us, and he said exactly that in his pre-match interview with BT (“I fight everybody, and when I was at Liverpool I fought everybody too”). His attitude is that he’ll do anything to win and that won’t change because he’s at Anfield. Fair enough. He’s a Barcelona player and his time at Liverpool wasn’t going to influence how he approached the game. So why should it influence how the fans approached it? Any player who acted the way he did would have incurred the wrath of the crowd, so no special dispensation is going to be given to him because he was once a great player for us. He was booed as he prepared to take the opening kick off but that’s normal. Whoever was taking it would have had the same treatment as the opening exchanges in these games are always like this, with loud booing any time the other team has the ball. The longer the first half went though the more Suarez incurred the wrath of the crowd with his typical Suarez shenanigans. When he backed into Van Dijk and then hurled himself to the floor before turning to the referee and demanding a yellow card, that was the final straw for most people. The general jeering and whistling when any player - not just Suarez - had the ball, morphed into "cheat cheat cheat" and then repeated chants of “Fuck off Suarez”. It peaked when he was stood in front of the Kop during a break in play, and I’m fairly sure it got to him as he will clearly have heard it. At one point he apparently made a hand gesture behind his back (flicking the v’s?) to the Kop as he made his way up the field. Maybe the message hit home because I thought he toned down the shithousery in the second half, although it may just have been a result of the ball hardly ever coming anywhere near him as we were so much on top. I bet he was hurt by it though, especially as his wife and kids were there watching. Tough shit. It wouldn’t have happened if he hadn’t acted the way he did. What he did to Robbo was genuinely next level stuff though. Shit, I’m not even mad, I’m impressed. You’ve almost got to admire the absolute snidery of that (is snidery a word? It is now). Managing to take out an opponent by kicking back at them while you’re running? Dastardly bastard. I can laugh about it because we won. If we’d lost I might be on the next plane over to Spain to smash his goofy teeth down his throat with that stupid fucking flask thing he’s always carrying around. Now I just think it’s funny, unless of course Robbo is missing for any length of time, in which case I might just have to book that flight. I’m genuinely intrigued by how that happens though. Does he practice it? Was it instinctive? Has he done it before? He must have, I suppose. I bet Robbo didn’t even know it was deliberate until he saw it afterwards. Suarez even went over to check if he was ok. As I say, that’s next level shithousing that. Him and Robbo were going at it last week too and reportedly had to be separated in the tunnel. Apparently Robbo was calling him a fat bastard. Just when you think it isn’t possible to love that lad any more he goes and does something like that. The thing with Suarez though is this kind of thing isn’t personal for him. It’s all part of the game. He probably admires and respects Robbo for the way he went back at him. Maybe when he was checking on him to see if he was ok, he actually meant it. It wouldn’t surprise me. Suarez would do that to his own Granny just to get an edge, but it doesn’t mean he doesn’t love her. I’d be interested to know what he said to our lads afterwards. I did see that during the post match interviews on LFC afterwards he interrupted both Van Dijk and Shaqiri to shake their hands and say “congratulations”. That’s him though, he’s an absolute fucking bastard on the pitch but a completely different guy when it’s all over. What we see as shithousery, to him is just how the game is played. Anything to get an edge. It’s why I loved him. Once. I don’t love him anymore, but I don’t hate him either. I did last week but now it’s over and we won, I bear him no ill will. Same with Coutinho. I almost feel sorry for him actually. Almost. I don’t like the way he left but I understand that it was always his dream to play for them. It’s turning into a nightmare though and there must be a part of him that wishes he’d stayed. If he had we probably wouldn’t have Alisson and Fabinho. I wouldn’t swap them for Coutinho, but I would still have him back at a discount price if it’s in any way possible. I understand why not everyone feels that way but we need another match winner and I’d happily welcome him back if the deal was right. With Moreno leaving the Brazilian's need another playmate. Back to Suarez taking out Robbo though. Nobody in the ground will have even known about that, least of all the officials. I don’t expect anyone to see that in real time and realise what happened, but you do have to wonder what the point of VAR is though. In the last World Cup he’d have probably been sent off for that as they were going to replays for every little thing. Now they aren’t even checking for penalty incidents. At least not when it’s us anyway. Mané should have had a pen last week but didn’t get it. He had another decent shout early in this game, but I don’t think they even looked at it. They did, however, look at ‘a potential red card’ after our second goal, related to Gini trying to wrestle the ball away from the keeper and get the game restarted. I’ve watched it from a few different angles and there’s an accidental clash of heads, but there was nothing in it really. They also looked at a tackle by Fabinho (or it may have been Hendo, I can’t remember) to see if that should have been a red. Yet there was nothing when Virgil was manhandled as he tried to get on the end of a corner. I don’t have a clue how it’s supposed to work, as it seems completely random. The referee was hopeless in the first half and was falling for all their antics, particularly those of Suarez. After the break he seemed to get wise to it and was much better. He had a big grin on his face when Klopp went to see him at the final whistle too. I think he was just pleased to be part of such an incredible occasion. Not the best ref we’ve ever had but nowhere near the worst either. Give me him over most of the turds we get in the Premier League anyway. As for the star man, it genuinely could have been any one of nine. Ten if you include Robbo. In my player ratings for ESPN I took the unprecedented step of handing out 10’s all over the place. Only Robbo and Shaq got less and in hindsight I should have given Robbo more than a nine as it’s not his fault he only played one half. Shaq only played one half too, albeit in different circumstances. He was well off the pace in the opening 45 and he put us under pressure a few times with his sloppiness in possession. It’s understandable though really. He hadn’t started a game for three months and now suddenly he’s thrown into a game like this? He was much better in the second half and he put in one hell of a shift without the ball. He also set up Gini’s second. Overall he was good, while everyone else was great. Just incredible to a man. Origi has scored four of the most important goals of the season and three of them will be remembered for decades to come. Hell, if things go our way this weekend then the Newcastle goal will be up there too. His impact has been as unlikely as it is incredible. It’s mad to think where he was going into the season. Not wanted, couldn’t even get on the bench, but look at him now. It’s to his eternal credit that he’s in this position because he got there through working his arse off in training and earning his shot by contributing any time he got any minutes on the pitch. There’s clearly a drop off in quality between the first choice front three and Divock, but the lad has delivered for us spectacularly. When we’ve most needed him he’s nipped into the phone box and put on his Superman costume and saved the day. These two goals earned him a place in Anfield folklore whatever his future holds. Mané didn’t score but it would be wrong to forget about his contribution, which was immense. No goals or assists, but he ran the Barca defence ragged all night. They’ll be having nightmares about him. The constant trouble he was giving them all goes towards the general sense of unease and panic that we saw from them. I thought he was sensational. Rio Ferdinand was raving about him both before and after, and said that out of him, Mo and Bobby, Sadio is the one he’d least like to face. He’s no longer in their shadow, that’s for sure. At the back, Trent was incredible at both ends of the pitch. He’s almost too good to be a right back as it sort of feels like a waste of his talent, but then this team relies so much on creativity from the full back positions maybe this is where he needs to be. Full backs are more important in this team than they are in most others, that’s for sure. Robbo on the other side was phenomenal until he had to go off, and then Milner just took the reigns and carried on where he left off. Let me say here and now that James Milner is a fucking hero. He’s everything I want in a footballer and in a human being. He deserves to be classed as a Liverpool legend and if he is part of a team that wins a European Cup (and who knows, maybe a title) he will be. He’s been a huge part of what this team has done over the last couple of years. In the middle, Virgil showed again why he’s the best defender in the world. There are some who would say that honour belongs to Gerard Pique. I pity those people. Those people are idiots. Virgil completely dominated this game and on the rare occasions Barca threatened he was usually the one cutting out the crosses or attempted through balls. He also brilliantly dispossessed Messi in the box as he attempted to cut back onto his left foot and shoot. It was offside anyway, but no-one knew that at the time. World class. And what about ol’ Big Bird alongside him? Sensational again, just as he was last week. Aside from one tiny lapse in judgement when he tried to play Suarez offside, Matip didn’t put a big foot wrong all night. His form since he got back in the side at the turn of the year has been majestic. It would need to be to keep Gomez out though. Alisson too. Fucking hell. We did so well to restrict them to the handful of chances we did but they could easily have sneaked that away goal had it not been for the big man. The saves weren’t necessarily spectacular, but he was just there, making sure nothing got past him, just being a big imposing bastard. The save from Alba was great. Then there’s the midfield. Hendo was incredible. Even in the closing minutes he was pressing their centre backs on halfway and winning the ball back. He ran and ran and ran, and he was a threat in their penalty area. He made the opener with a surging run into the box and he was still making those runs at the end. At half time he needed tablets and an injection because his knee was giving him hell. What a guy. Made up for him and Milner more than anyone. Gini came on and was unreal. Two goals within ten minutes, and then after that he was taking the piss with some of his footwork. That bit when he had three of them hanging off his back and he just spun away from everyone was unreal. His pressing of the ball and filling spaces was massive too. Clever, beautiful bastard. He said afterwards he was pissed at Klopp for not starting him but he wasted no time in showing why he felt he shouldn’t have been left on the bench. We’ve got…. *counts on fingers* six midfielders (including Ox) who all deserve to start every game. Only three can though and Klopp generally manages it superbly. Who does he pick in the final though? Fucking hell, I wouldn’t want to be making that call. Naby’s injury makes it easier, but (assuming Robbo is ok and Milner isn’t needed at full back) one of Hendo, Fabinho, Gini and Big Games James is going to be on the bench. Whoever it is will be desperately unlucky. It’s not going to be Fabinho though is it? Fuck me, he’s an absolute monster. He’s not like this in every game, but he doesn’t always need to be. What he did here though was something else. I’d go as far as to say it’s one of the best midfield displays I’ve ever seen. To be able to play like that, against Messi, despite being on a yellow card for 80 minutes almost defies belief. He’s just a tackling machine. He’s like Hamann, Vieira and Mascherano all rolled up into one big boss cynical South American package. The tackle he was booked for was fucking ace. He took the ball and cleaned out Suarez. It was never a booking and he was quick to let Suarez know what he thought. Like Robbo, he was in a running battle with Suarez all night. It was how he dealt with Messi that was most impressive though. You’re never going to stop a player like that from having the odd moment but most of the time that Messi was able to get involved it was because Fabinho wasn’t around. Like second balls from set-pieces for example, when Fabinho has to leave him to do another job. Messi had some dangerous moments then. In open play though he was barely able to get the ball, because Fabinho was always around to make sure it didn’t reach him. And when it did, he was there harassing fuck out of him. Either he’d dispossess him or he’d realise that he couldn’t and he’d pull away and let someone else deal with it. It would have been so easy for him to dive in, or to pull Messi back or even just inadvertently get too close and accidentally clip him. That never happened though because Fabinho’s game management was off the fucking charts. And look at him deep in stoppage time, winning the ball and powering past three players before being brought down by Messi. Unbelievable. He’s my star man. He even yelled at the ref and gestured towards Messi as if to say “are you not gonna book this little prick?”. I loved it. Almost as much as I loved him giving Suarez the hairdryer in the first half. Give them back what they gave us. Last week they were all cock a hoop after stealing a 3-0 win despite being outplayed. So much snide, arrogance and cockiness. I wrote recently that ‘cheats always prosper’. I was wrong. Not always, just most of the time. Sometimes they get what’s coming to them. This was one of those times. All that shithousing from them last week came home to roost in a big way. I’d imagine that there will have been several conversations between the lads about some of the shit that went down last week and how payback was due. You could see the aggression in them and the desire to just get stuck right into them. The physicality was just too much for Barca. The speed, intensity and desire of our lads just ground them into the dust and the noise inside the stadium shook them to their core. I’m not the kind of guy to say I told you so, but this is EXACTLY why I’ve wanted to play them for so long. This is just what I anticipated we’d do to them. Last week was the same, only for the freakish scoreline. Bottom line is that a team that plays like Barcelona just isn’t equipped to cope with a team that plays like us. That’s why I wanted to play them, and why it’s a damn shame we didn’t get another crack at Real Madrid because we’d have fucking smashed them too. Maybe next year. Now it’s just a case of seeing it through and winning the final. What happened last year should help us, and besides, Dejan said on LFC TV last night “don’t worry, we’ll win”. That’s that then, that’s me convinced. Of course there’s the small matter of our final league game before that. Legs will be weary but Tuesday / Sunday is usually fine so we should be recovered in time, injuries notwithstanding. We just need to win that game and see how the cards fall. I have no expectation for Brighton to do anything and I’ve made my peace with that, especially after we managed to salvage our season with this result. Maybe this will have an effect on City? Will they start to think that we’re a team of destiny? You never know, if they were to fall behind or suffer some kind of misfortunate, it might play on their minds, but for now I’m not even going to waste time thinking about it. Just bask in the glow of this, the greatest performance in the history of this great football club, by what, in my opinion at least, is the greatest team we’ve ever had. If they can go and collect Big Ears in a few weeks I don’t even think that’s a debate, but each to their own. That’s me finished anyway, I’m off for a lie down and then another watch of all the post match celebrations and interviews. Can’t wait for the ‘Inside Anfield’ tunnel footage. Just a shame there wasn’t an ‘Inside Camp Nou’ one last week, as I’d give anything to see that exchange between Suarez and Robbo. From the abject despair of Monday night, to this 24 hours later. What a time to be alive. Up the Reds!! Team: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold, Matip, Van Dijk, Robertson (Wijnaldum); Fabinho, Milner, Henderson; Shaqiri (Sturridge), Origi (Gomez), Mané:
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