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Help me Obe Wan Vardy. You're my only hope!

Carragher frantically trying to get Tyler to stop cutting himself.

there you go you bedwetting melts

All season long, I've been following the TLW match threads if our game is on Sky and I'm not watching in a pub or at someone else's house. At home I have BT Sport so I've watched all our live games on there. I've watched less live football this season than at any time over the past 20-odd years. That means I'm straining to follow what's going on when every other post is a "FFS!" or "Cunts!". I wonder how we've managed to concede a goal in that moment, but it ends up being something trivial like giving the ball away in a non-threatening area upfield or not being 5-0 up at half time against one of the league's dregs. I see plenty of melts being extremely negative and downbeat. To a point I understand it because we have been down the so-near-and-yet-so-far road many times before, there's always that thought that it will go pear-shaped just when we think we're on the cusp of something special. It's just that in these match threads, you'd think we were Huddersfield or somebody equally shit. Earlier, among the many posts slating Sturridge and/or Lovren, some dickhead posted that they aren't even Championship standard players. After that, another absolute ballbag suggested there are at least a dozen players playing 10 divisions below who could do a better job than those two! It's not all eye aids on here though. I love the "SALAHHHHH AKHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!" posts that Jarv comes out with, and also Stringy's withering "Wind yer bloody neck in!" diatribes at the highly strung posters on here. Anyway, the game. It would be great if opponents put this sort of effort in at the business end against whoever we're fighting for the title. In 2009, everybody either laid down against the red Mancs, or whenever they actually had a go, Howard Webb and others were there to put a stop to it. In 2014, the blue Mancs had game after game against teams who were safe from relegation and already on their summer holidays. The team keep finding a way to overcome adversity that deserves a massive reward of silverware for their efforts. I just wish that reward was actually realised instead of being taken away by teams with an unfair financial advantage, refereeing advantage or others kowtowing to the whims of a knight of the realm.

Digger and Andy Gray's reaction to Origi's goal. Allegedly.

Got your fucking eye wiped didn’t you.

I can't believe our decision to have three players to cover three positions all season has backfired for a second year running.

Watching it again, actress playing Arya is fucking superb, when the undead start making an undead bridge she has a look to say ah fer fucks sake, mormonts triumphal death is spot on, she has been worthy of that since she came in. some of the shots of the dragons in the distance across the sky remind me of some c17 paintings from around dante’s Inferno - proper boss, especially an early shot where they are scorching the earth with the colours of sunset. When the undead were attacking danerys’ dragon again was like some 17th century depiction of hell. Fiery tits was sublime as ever, and great to see her play a key role in guiding them through it. hound is ace is as the everyman. thanks fuck Jorah is dead, he is my fucking head in the pleading twat. music was pretty good as well. as epic battles go, I think it was pretty fucking good. deffo worth a second watch to pick up more of what is happening other than the initial spectacle of watching it first time.

Delighted that Fabinho completely bought that free kick from Ritchie, who spent the whole game kicking our players without sanction. He’s got a welcome dose of cynicism about him, Fabs.

#OurCaptain

‘Vardy, Vardy, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the earth!’

"You tell him now, we're still fighting for this title. He's got to go to Brighton and get something"

Brilliant ball in for the winner.Take a bow Shaq! Not sure what’s happened and why he hasn’t been playing at all in the past few months but he’ll play a big part in the next 2 games with Mo,Bobby and Keita being injured.Hope he’s still here after the summer

Er, yeah, good one.

We'll win this

we weren't winning when Salah went off, we've still got a good chance of winning this you bellends.

Are you going to fucking boo him now Newcastle? Cunts.

You can say that again.

This is the moment where people running a marathon get too tired and give up or carry on A boxer takes too many punches and takes a knee.... or carries on fighting A great white shark who hasn't eaten in days turns upside down and lets itself dies or leaps out the sea to catch a fucking helicopter and eat them Get into these Reds. Nothing is over yet. No-one writes rules. No higher being has said that anything is over. This side has a magic we haven't seen in 29 years. Something has to give. We have something special happening. YNWA means something.

https://twitter.com/dxniel_9/status/1124779886730797056?s=12

https://twitter.com/jardrico/status/1124781830539026432 Bahahahahahahha.

It couldn't have been a red, it's not even a debate. They have people on tv who don't even know the rules.

Tyler's in tears

Fucking get fucking bastard fucking twatting cunting fucking bastard in......

We go again. Come on Leicester.

Good. They fucking deserve that after all the whinging about Salah diving when he was fouled in the home game.

Nah, the worst of it with Sturridge is that's really all he's capable of these days. He's giving 100% of what he's got, the problem is that it's about 25% of what he used to have.

Origi to score

Shaq has played 57 mins in the last 13 games and now he brings him on when we are in the shit, strange. There's going to be huge holes where Gini was covering. Can't understand Klopp at times. Batshit crazy tonight. That Ref is also a fuckin cheat. He has given us nothing.

https://twitter.com/FootballJOE/status/1124757532117995522

The ref and Tyler are cunts.

SALAH Lovren rescuing AKHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can people stop pretending that Lovren is good now? You know who you are.

The defending of that corner was a nice touch from Rafa, the legend.

And it’s live... cunt

Seeing as it is away from Anfield, I'll be George Sephton....

Gay.

I wouldn’t worry about it mate, they can’t be any worse than your opinions on people you actually have seen play!

Remember when they said they were rich and had photoshops of Messi in an Everton top only to end up with Ashley Williams, Davey Klassen and Sandro?. Good times.

I never got around to watching the fifth series. I kept meaning to do so, but the end of series four just felt like a natural conclusion in so many ways.

This thread is risible. The idea that any player with significant appearances in a team that gets 91 points in a season is shit is worse than laughable.

Nice to see the utterly hapless two main parties get hoofed in the bollocks, more of this please

There was nothing wrong with Klopp's selection or subs on Wednesday. If world class strikers miss sitters and Messi scores a worldie what is he supposed to do ? Manager deserves credit for bossing the game for long periods and doing enough to get a result had Salah , Mane and Milner not had collective nosebleeds.