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  1. To my shame I wasn’t looking forward to this. Not because I thought we might drop points (I knew we’d win easily), but because City’s wins over Spurs and United had taken the wind out of my title sails. You know what though, fuck all that. I’m not going to allow Ben Johnson FC to ruin the enjoyment these lads are giving us. Kloppo’s team have already got more points than any LFC side in history. If they come up short of a title because they’re up against financial dopers breaking every rule in the book, it doesn’t in any way take away from what they’ve done. I should have been going to Anfield with a spring in my step, but I wasn’t. I left with one though, and I won’t allow myself to be such a big fucking baby again. It’s a pleasure watching this team and should be treated as such, title or no title. I loved this performance, it was great, even if it was one of those ‘third gear will do’ type of games. I know Huddersfield are crap, but so are plenty of other sides that have come to Anfield over the last 30 years and gone home with a result. It doesn’t happen anymore though, does it? I couldn’t even remember the last home game we lost and have had to google it just now. It was the season before last when Benteke got the winner for Palace. In other words, fucking ages ago. If we avoid defeat to Wolves on the final day that’s two entire league seasons without losing at home. Add that to all the other amazing things these lads are doing. With Barcelona on the horizon Klopp might have been tempted to rest a few, but of the regular starters only Matip and Firmino missed out. Matip was rotated with Lovren as has been the case a few times of late, while Bobby was apparently nursing a slight injury. Hopefully that’s all it is. Surprisingly, his place went to Sturridge. All I can think of there is that he must have looked better in training than Origi, because I honestly thought we’d seen the last of him starting games. I’d have liked to have seen Shaqiri given the start personally, but in truth Huddersfield are so bad we could have played Mignolet up front and still won. 15 seconds was all it took for us to take the lead. At the time I didn’t realise just how good a goal it was though. From my seat it looked like the lad just inexplicably passed it straight to Mo. It wasn’t until I got home and saw it on TV I realised what had happened. It’s just brilliant from Naby, and I think it may have been planned. Ok, you still need luck, but it’s looks like the boys knew what Huddersfield were going to do from the kick off, and they laid a trap for them. They initially left the midfielder Stankovic in space to encourage the keeper to pass to him, but even before the pass was played Keita had already set off to press him. By the time the ball arrived and Stankovic controlled it, Naby was on him and made the challenge. The ball broke kindly to Mo who unselfishly gave it back to Keita and just like it’s 1-0. Great stuff. Keita has three goals in his last five starts, but more importantly he’s looking the part now. He was class in this game. Confident and efficient with the ball, and he was probably even better without it. He’s getting better with every game now. We were shite for about ten minutes after we scored though. Huddersfield had loads of the ball in our half and had a couple of half chances. We couldn’t really get out and it was all very sloppy. Thankfully we didn’t concede in that spell and then began to play our football again. Mané made it 2-0 with a terrific header from a glorious Robbo cross. Credit to Big Virg too for starting that whole move off. Great from him. Goal number three came just before the half and once again it was an assist from the full back position. This time it was an inch perfect ball from Trent to pick out the run of Salah. The pass was just so good because the keeper had to come for it but he couldn’t get there. All Mo had to do was lob the bouncing ball over the keeper’s head and into the net. Goal difference is almost certainly not going to be a factor in the title race, but at half time I was thinking that if we could bang in a few more in the second half and cancel out City’s advantage, it would potentially allow us a draw if City were to lose one of their games. There’s probably a one in a thousand chance it comes down that, but if we’d really gone for it and taken our chances this could easily have been 8-0. That said, with Barca coming up it was probably wise not to go mad. Nobody told Robbo though. Bloody hell, he never stopped running. Mo was the same, he was flying about the place causing havoc. It’s that Golden Boot time of year and he can smell it. He ran Huddersfield ragged and could easily have had a second half hat-trick with a bit more luck. Same for Sadio though. He scored another great header, this time from a pinpoint Hendo cross. If Mané hadn’t got there Robbo was right behind him. That’s happened a few times this season. His chance will come eventually, surely? Imagine a Robbo goal at the Kop end against Barca. Mo almost blew the roof off with a 30 yard half volley after lobbing the ball over a defender’s head. It looked in for a split second from where I was, but it had hit the side netting. Reminded me of Suarez that did. The game was meandering along and the intensity had gone from both players and crowd. I blame Van Dijk for that though. He went down after winning a header and there was a collective “oh fuck” and then just a terrified hush. I expect there were some people praying too. When he eventually rose to his feet and gave a thumbs up to the bench, the cheer was as though we’d scored. Don’t ever frighten us like that again Virg. That scare seemed to have an effect on everybody. As great as this team looks, an injury to Virgil at this stage of the season would be devastating. He didn’t look quite right to me after that, but it could be my fear playing tricks on me. I felt as though the performance went a bit flat after that though and so did the atmosphere. Then, Klopp sent on Ox and Shaq and everything changed. I can’t even describe how happy I was to see Ox back on the pitch. Just made up for him. It’s been a long road back for him but he’s such a top lad and everyone at the club seems to love him. What happened to him last year was cruel as fuck, and one of the abiding memories I have of Kiev (along with Mo going off and Karius doing what he did) was Ox crying on the field at the end as he made his way around on crutches. It sounds daft saying this when we’ve had such an incredible season without him, but we have genuinely missed him. You could see within a couple of minutes of him coming on just what he brings. That run beyond the frontmen into the box that causes defenders to panic, it’s the one thing we don’t get much of from the midfielders we’ve relied on this season. Ox provides something a bit different to them all, and who knows what difference it might have made if he’d been available to start or to bring on in those draws we had a couple of months back. Maybe he’ll still be able to make a vital contribution somewhere along the line in our remaining games. He got the kind of ovation you’d expect, but weirdly, it sounded to me as though Shaq’s cheer was even louder. I may be wrong on that, but that’s how it sounded at the time at it took me aback. I know he’s hardly had a sniff since the turn of the year but I wasn’t expecting that kind of noise for him coming on. The pair of them being introduced lifted everybody. The players responded immediately and the crowd were suddenly buzzing again. Ox nearly scored straight away. What a moment that would have been. Great run into the box, lovely ball by Mo, just a shame the finish wasn’t what he would have wanted. He looked great though didn’t he? Sharp as fuck. So did Shaq. I don’t know what he’s done to deserve the cold shoulder he’s been given, but it was good seeing him back out there as we all love Shaq, don’t we? He’s one of those players that fans naturally gravitate towards. He looked keen to impress and produced a peach of a cross with his right foot that Sadio thumped against the post with his head. That would have been a hat-trick of headers, which I don’t think has been done before by a Liverpool player. Sadio is so good in the air these days though. He’s got a great knack of finding space between defenders, and he can jump right out of the fucking stadium. Ridiculous how high he can get. We were just slicing through Huddersfield at will in those last twenty minutes and the only surprise is that we only added more goal. Again, it was class. Shaq waiting until the perfect moment to split the defence and pick out Robbo’s overlap, and then Robbo delivered a great ball on the run to give Mo a tap in. Mo could have added another with a shot that fizzed just over following a dazzling run past two defenders, while both he and Sadio wasted good opportunities to play the other one in and instead went for goal themselves. I hope the Golden Boot isn’t an issue here, but it does look like neither of them want to pass to the other when there’s a chance to go for goal themselves. Tell you one thing that deserves a mention before I forget. The Huddersfield keeper’s reaction to the Kop applauding him was great. So many keepers either just give a token clap or ignore it altogether, but this lad really appreciated it and made sure the Kop knew it. It’s not like he’s English either, so like other overseas keepers he would have had an excuse for not necessarily being aware of the tradition. Good for him though. Also, that Bacuna is a good player. He’s caught my eye a few times on MOTD but this was the first chance I’d had to watch him live, and I thought he played well. Got a bit of needle about him too, which I like. Even at 5-0 down he was still fired up and playing hard. In the closing stages the Kop belted out “Liverpool Liverpool top of the league” but it kind of felt a little, I dunno, not exactly half hearted, but certainly lacking in a little of the gusto of a few weeks ago. At the final whistle the players (mostly Lovren) and Klopp were geeing up the Kop, and the crowd responded. I don’t think it was a ‘we’re gonna win the title’ type roar though, more a defiant ‘we’re proud of you regardless of what happens’ type of thing. Klopp did his now customary three first pumps, but only after teasing the Kop that he wasn’t going to do it because the cameraman was right on him. Proper showman isn’t he? It’s hard to maintain any belief that we’re going to get what we deserve from this season when City just keep relentlessly winning and most opponents are too scared to even lay a glove on them. Spurs are the only side in months that has even had a go at them. It’s horrible watching their games and helplessly seeing the title slowly slipping away, but there’s fuck all we can do about it. Let’s just win our last two games, not just in case City somehow slip up, but for our own sense of pride. If it’s not enough, then so be it, but let’s keep winning and show everyone that we’re not going away. Finishing on 97 points would be incredible. So what if all the sad jealous cunts around the rest of the country take the piss and sing “you nearly won the league”. I don’t give a fuck. Let them sing what they like, the fucking losers. None of them have ever reached 97 points, so let’s win those two games and reach that target. United fans are now cheering when they hear Man City are winning. This is what we’ve reduced them to. That’s because of us. We’ve got them so fucking terrified that they’re actually cheering Man City results. They’re pathetic and we’ve made them that way. No-one else. Us. So if you know any mancs and they try to wind you up, point that out to them. We’re miles ahead of everyone else and if City had played by the same rules as everybody else the title would have been ours about a month ago. We’re 21 points ahead of third place. Think about that for a second. 21 points!!! It’s mad. This team is fucking phenomenal. I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again. This is the best Liverpool team I’ve ever seen, which essentially amounts to them being the best we’ve ever had. Some will argue they need a league title before they deserve that honour. I disagree. If we end on 97 points, that would have been enough to win the title in ANY season before last year. It’s just our luck that we might do it in one of only two seasons in the 131 years of English football when it isn’t enough. We’ll see though. At least our entire season isn’t riding on what Man City do in their next two games. We’ve still got a Champions League semi against Barcelona to look forward to. I can’t wait for that. Can’t. Fucking. Wait. Star man is Robbo, with honourable mentions to Keita, Salah and Mané. They were all good though, except Sturridge, who was - predictably and understandably - off the pace and ineffective. Team: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold (Gomez), Lovren, Van Dijk, Robertson; Wijnaldum (Oxlade-Chamberlain), Henderson, Keita; Salah, Sturridge (Shaqiri), Mané:
    10 points
  2. That’s the most Everton like post I’ve ever seen mate. Ignoring all achievements and spinning them into luck. Only 2 European cups eh? What a failure. Ferguson is a cunt, but he was a quality manager. Not everyone would have got what he did out of those youngsters in 92. In fact hardly anyone. It wasn’t a given.
    8 points
  3. Some of Allison's were pace clean sheets, so they don't count.
    7 points
  4. He's fat He's bald He's still got an unbelievable life It's higuain, it's higuain
    5 points
  5. Aye, but you're some prick from Widness.
    5 points
  6. Depay is not good enough for our bench . He’s got one good game every 5 games, he does not work and he’s way too self centered. Never a Klopp player
    4 points
  7. To be fair the majority of replies on there are pretty sensible. What I can't abide and it seriously making me think about procuring some uranium is the amount of smileys the fucking tramps use. Its not even the new style ones either its like fucking msn messenger over there.
    4 points
  8. Nah. We are Liverpool fans. We are not football fans. We like football, but we support Liverpool. If stabbing ourselves meant the health of football, but stopped Liverpool winning the title, we would all be against it. If stabbing ourselves meant winning the title, but hurt football, we would be for that. Rightfully so, as well. Only Sky generation mongs talk about how something is good for the game. Fuck the game.
    4 points
  9. Burnley will get a result today. I swear it, by the old God's and the new, that Burnley will make City pay the iron price.
    4 points
  10. Oh for fuck sake. Talk about ruining my weekend you cunt. Lets take it from the top. 3 coats of Valspan on thin bread isn't really the norm for a breakfast but compared to the rest of this stuff its nowhere near the worst addition. A whole tin of devil droppings in a dog bowl on top of a pixelated table mat which we can only assume is a recent picture of Maddie in the buff (or worse, Maggie) The plate looks like it was left on the floor while you painted your ceiling black The eggs are overcooked which explains why you jumped on them before you put them on your plate Tomatoes are ideal for a fry-up but a particular kind. Not the kind you have got your slave to pick off next doors fucking tree then made him piss on from a height of I'd say about 8 feet. The mushrooms are about the only edible looking thing in this snuff version of modern art They aren't sausages. They are two perfectly formed turds after a night on the real ale. One has snapped off at source and we can only assume its still hanging out of your arse as I type. Are they fish cakes or scallops? Either way it looks like while you were trying to find your nonce camera a pigeon has flown in to have a nibble and has spat it back on the plate and fucked off before you got back. The tip of the knife looks burned which I can only assume is something to do with being a junkie which goes 8% of the way to explaining the whole scenario I guess. You robbed the fork from my primary school canteen or a prison. 1/2 a point for the mushrooms leaving you with a final score of -322.5/10
    4 points
  11. Saturday Apr 20: Fuck off City. A spawny undeserved 1-0 win over Spurs today puts them one step closer to the title and means we’re relying on United even more than ever. And United are shit, so God help us. Meanwhile, the six nominees are announced for POTY. Virg and Sadio are on the list, along with Sterling (fair enough), Aguero (hmmm, maybe), Hazard (yep) and Bernardo Silva. Not having that. He’s had a good season but Andy Robbo, Salah or Son Heung Min are more deserving than that snide little fuck. What pissed me off even more though is that Bernardo is also up for the Young Player award. He’ll be 25 in a few months!!! How the fuck is he considered a young player? This award is an absolute fucking joke. I’m surprised Harry Kane isn’t up for it again. Sterling is though, and he’s 24 too and has been playing top flight football for *checks wiki* SEVEN FULL SEASONS!!! Somewhere along the line they’ve lost track of what this award is actually supposed to be about. When James Maddison, Aaron Wan-Bissaka and Ben Chilwell are not on a shortlist of six for young player of the year, it makes a mockery of the whole thing. You have to wonder whether they’d have even nominated Joe Gomez had he stayed fit. I’m guessing not. The writers will get that one right, but they’re also nailed on to give Sterling the main award and it won’t be just because of football reasons (although in fairness he has probably been better than everyone else other than Virgil). Their colleagues on the front pages have given him so much unwarranted shit that some of the back page lads will be wanting to make it up to him. Virg has no chance of that one unless we pip City to the title. Meanwhile, the Brazilian press reckon we’re interested in a 23 year old striker from Gremio, who goes by the name of.. wait for it… Everton. I’m all in on this one, imagine the fume from the Blues when the Kop are all chanting “Ev-er-ton”. Even better, imagine how funny it will be when they are singing it themselves in a derby, especially if he scored. Edwards, make it happen. A report claims that ‘liverpool’ is the most commonly used football related password. Not surprised, we’ve got more fans than virtually everyone, and when you throw in all the Everton, City and United fans who’s passwords are ‘fuckliverpool’ or ‘liverpoolscum’ etc then it makes sense. Funny story. My cousin once had an account on ‘Love at Lycos’ back in the day. Don’t get me wrong, he had no trouble attracting female attention on night’s out (he was usually having to beat them off with a stick) and this account was just for a bit of a laugh more than anything. He didn’t have a computer at the time so used to use the one in my mum’s. He went on holiday for a couple of weeks and while he was away I thought I’d do a little bit of tampering with his account. I had to get into it first though. What would his password be? First attempt, ‘liverpool’. I’m in. Unbelievable. First stop was his profile. Changed from straight to bi. Next stop, changing the picture. I went to mingers.com and found an incredible photo that looked like a lab experiment of him gone wrong. Seriously, you know that Halloween episode of the Simpsons when Bart has an ugly twin who they keep in the attic? This was like that. So I changed the photo, and then went cruising around different pages, because whenever someone visited your page you could see it. I visited loads of pages, left a couple of messages here and there and then logged out. Two weeks later, he comes back from his hols and he’s in my mums. I’m outside the door, listening. He logs in, and then I can hear him muttering to himself, confused and wondering how come there were loads of gay fellas messaging him. Then he sees the photo of himself and hears me pissing myself outside of the door. That’s when he realised what had happened. On reflection, it might have been the greatest day of my life that. Sunday Apr 21: Cardiff 0 L 2 Nice professional job in the end. It took longer than we would have liked to get the first goal, and I’m not gonna lie, my arse was starting to go a little at half time when we hadn’t scored, but looking back now, there was no way we weren’t going to score as we were creating chances and Cardiff were never going to be able to keep going in that heat. Gini’s goal was a belter and Milner’s pen was typically calm and clinical. Mad that there are people out there who don’t think that was a foul. Fucking dickheads. If that wasn’t a penalty, then we may as well just abolish penalties altogether. Should have been more than 2-0 really but goal difference is unlikely to come into it, so it’s all about the points. We need City to slip up somewhere, but it won’t be at Old Trafford. I said yesterday that United were shit, but it appears I was being too kind. They’re much worse than that. 4-0 at Goodison? Every single one of them involved in that shitshow should be ashamed. At least it means they’ll have to put in some effort on Wednesday, but get your money on a ‘plucky defeat’ and an ‘at least they tried’ narrative being pushed afterwards. Fucking losers. As if they’re going to take any points off City. Like I’ve been saying for weeks, if anyone is going to help us out it will be Burnley. Meanwhile, two more goals for Harry Wilson this weekend, taking his tally for the season to 16. He’s played mostly in midfield so that’s an impressive number. It’s going to be interesting to see what we do with him next season but when you look at the players we have competing for midfield spots, there’s no room for him there. Maybe he’s an option for the front three, but a loan at a Bournemouth or Newcastle would probably serve him best. I really like him though, I’d love him to nail down a place here one day. Emre Can wins the title with Juve and posts on social media “I came here to win trophies”. Cue clickbait articles about him having a dig at Liverpool. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Congrats Big Sexy, I don't begrudge you your success but equally I've barely given you a second though all season and you've not been missed in the slightest. Transfer rumours today see us linked with Nicholas Pepe, a forward from Lille who is tearing it up in Ligue 1 this year, and Ajax playmaker Hakim Ziyech. Not seen anything of Pepe, but Ziyech is boss. Fuck it, sign them both, we’re having great success with African forwards so why not? Now that the AFCON isn’t in January there’s no reason not to, especially as we need to replace Sturridge and Lallana this summer. Monday Apr 22: I commented last week on how chesty the Blues had been after beating Arsenal and how funny it was when they lost at Fulham. After them battering United yesterday there’s no living with them now. I saw a tweet from one of them saying only Virg and Sadio would get in their team, and maybe Alisson could provide competition for ol’ Barney the Dinosaur in goal. Utterly fucking mental they are. Not all of them are as bad as this loon, but there’ll be loads thinking that in a combined Merseyside XI they’d have five or six in there. Truth is, their best player by a mile is Digne and even he wouldn’t get in our side. Digne is the second best left back in the league, but Robbo is number one. There isn’t one other Blue I’d even want on our bench, other than Richarlison who might be decent cover for the front three if he wasn’t such a twat with an incredibly punchable face. The Blues might say I’m being just as biased as that deluded fool I’m ripping into, but the players I’m valuing so highly are 39 points better off than his. Can’t wait until they lose to Huddersfield or someone next week. *checks fixtures* Ok, they’ve got Palace, who are rancid at home. Still, defo a Palace win, mark it down now. Tuesday Apr 23: Virgil is asked whether Man United can do us a favour, and replies “they need to do themselves a favour”. Ooof! He’s right like, and at least he’s not antagonising the mancs in the way Flat Track Pep is. He said today that Old Trafford isn’t a scary place to go anymore. He’s not wrong, but why say it the day before you go there? Especially when a lot of the home fans weren’t exactly fired up for the game. If they have anything about them, they’ll be pissed at Guardiola’s arrogance and want their team to win now. Solskjaer rattled City’s cage too by (rightly) pointing out the amount of tactical fouls City commit when they lose the ball. It’s about time someone pointed this out, as it does my head in. As soon as City lose possession and the opposition look to counter, some cunt commits a foul. Not a serious foul worthy of a yellow card, just a foul that stops the counter attack. Guardiola denied it and says he never tells his players to do that. He might be right, but that Amazon behind the scenes documentary showed the ‘Playmobil Man’ Mikel Arteta telling players to do exactly that. Anyway, the upshot of this is that manc beef has to be good for us. Anything that might make United’s fans get behind their team more, or make United’s players try harder, has to be a good thing, right? Wednesday Apr 24: Ok, so it didn’t really matter in the end. I don’t know if United players tried their best or not but if this was their best then fuck me, they’ll be lucky to finish top half next season. Cowardly, negative, playing to not get hammered football. Rashford up front on his own and Lingard playing behind. I’m not even sure Mourinho would have been that negative. De Gea can fuck off too, the bum. It’s utterly demoralising having to just sit here and watch City reel off win after win. I didn’t hold out any real hope for United tonight, but I can’t pretend there wasn’t a part of me thinking that it might be tough for City because it’s a derby game and United do have some players who could hurt them. As it turned out I couldn’t have been more wrong. It was just easy for them, they didn’t really have to break sweat because United are fucking garbage. Really bad. Meanwhile, Mo is in New York mingling with the stars, including The Khaleesi from Game of Thrones. The rest of the lads are back here training in the cold while he’s rubbing shoulders with the ‘mother of dragons’. If he wasn’t such a nice fella I’d be a little concerned about this as team-mates can often become resentful when one player gets this kind of attention. Don’t want him turning into another Beckham. Thursday Apr 25: Virgil is PFA Player of the Year and is one of four Reds in the team of the year. I could argue the toss about Ederson getting in over Alisson (just on aesthetics alone it should be our man) but it’s difficult to complain too much about ten of the eleven. Salah, Son and Hazard all missing out is debatable, but one thing that isn’t in question is that Paul Pogba being named in it is fucking hilarious. Presumably the voting was cast when he was at the tail end of that purple patch he had after Jose was sacked. Y’know, that one period in the season when he was actually arsed because people were blaming him for Mourinho’s failure. What a fucking fraud he is. I hope United don’t sell him. He’s the living embodiment of how shite they are now. Much in the same way that Ozil sums up modern day lightweight, flakey bastards Arsenal, Pogba is the poster boy for this 6th placed, overhyped, overpaid, over-rated United side. De Gea is right there alongside him too now, the werewolf looking error prone twat. Onto tonight now. That youth cup final was FUCKING BOSS! Those lads did themselves and the club proud. City looked a class above in the first half and scored just before half time. Annoying as fuck as the youth team play exactly like their first team and the goal was your classic City strike - passing move, byline, cutback, goal. I didn’t see how the lads could turn it around because they were being given a chasing and the midfield and forwards just couldn’t get into it. The second half was completely different though. Barry Lewtas had them on the front foot and they pushed City back, but they didn’t take their chances and it looked like they’d lose 1-0. Then with three minutes left, Bobby Duncan picked the ball up, turned and leathered one in from 30 yards. The keeper should have done better but there was loads of swerve on the ball as Bobby’s left foot is like a sledge hammer. This was fairy tale stuff because Bobby left City last summer to come home. He’d barely had a kick before that and spent most of the game marooned on the left wing to stop City’s right back getting forward. You could almost read his mind though when he picked that ball up. He was always going to turn and shoot, and it’s a sign of a big time player that this is what he can do when it matters most. He is Stevie’s cousin though so we shouldn’t be surprised by that. City were the stronger side in extra time but both sets of players were absolutely goosed and it was a war of attrition. It went to pens, and we scored all five while City missed one. The standard of pens was ridiculous, not least the winner from Glatzel which was right in the top bin. He looked petrified as he prepared himself to take it and I was sure he’d miss, but fair play to him, that was a phenomenal penalty. Great stuff from the lads, especially as this was a one off final at City’s home stadium. Why the FA decided to do it that way is anyone’s guess, but hopefully they’ll go back to the two legged format in future. I love the youth cup, me. Friday Apr 26: L 5 Huddersfield 0 Really enjoyed this. Yeah Huddersfield are terrible but it’s just great to see how we can take care of business against these crap teams now without even really having to extend ourselves too much. Some of the football was absolutely sublime and the goals were great. The goals we didn’t score would have been even greater. Mo went close to two incredible goals that would have been goal of the season contenders and that Sadio header that hit the post would have been amazing too, not least because it would have given him a hat-trick of headers. Robbo was phenomenal and bagged two more assists. He was buzzing afterwards because Ox had told him prior to the season that if he manages 10 assists then he will put up a signed Robbo shirt on his wall next to the one he has from Messi. He’s now got 11 and he’s making Ox keep his side of the bargain. Speaking of Ox though, perhaps the best thing all night was him coming back. Not gonna lie, I had a lump in my throat when he came on. Also not gonna lie, I’d have had a lump in my pants if he’d have put that chance away. Great to see him back out there and it was surprising how sharp he looked. Remember when players would be out for a while and come back rusty as hell? Seems to not be the case any more, which is almost certainly a result of how much time goes into rehabilitation these days. In years gone by, Ox would have been back in the team two months ago, but he wouldn’t have been ready. He might actually be a useful option off the bench in some of these huge games we’ve got left as he looked great. We even got to see Shaq again tonight too. He looked razor sharp as well. This might be the last we see of him at Anfield as I’m not sure he’ll want to stick around next year if he’s seeing as little action as he has in the last few months. Hope not though, I love Shaq. This was almost definitely the last we’ve seen of Sturridge though. I was surprised he got the start, but not surprised he was off the pace and didn’t do much. Great player in his day but he’s unrecognisable from that now. That’s 91 points now. The most we’ve ever had. Hopefully we’ll get to 97 and then what will be will be. Title or no title, this is the best Liverpool side I’ve ever seen. Some will use trophies as the barometer for that honour, but to me that’s not really fair considering none of our previous great sides were having to deal with the same level of competition (and rampant cheating) these lads are up against. Kenny’s Boys of 88 are the benchmark in the ‘best ever side’ discussion, but this team already has more points despite having played four games less. They’ve conceded four less goals and need to score only three to equal the 88 side’s total. If they manage to win a trophy (or two) this season then I don’t even think there’s a debate to be had. I fucking love this team, it’ll be a travesty if they end up empty handed again. That was the week that was….
    3 points
  12. My youngest son is 12 and has ASD, he goes to a small country primary school with 3 others in his class, he’s not very popular because of his obsessive nature and also because he doesn’t like football or the other things that they like. He’s fixated with certain games (a Mario fanatic) and has become the biggest Avengers fan - we’ve been to the cinema to see all the movies since Civil War and he’s watched all the others countless times on DVD. He has been totally obsessed with seeing End Game since Infinity War, we bought him Thanos Gauntlet for Halloween and he even made me a Captain America Shield out of Cardboard to “wear” when we saw it. I booked tickets for the premiere showing of End Game in Galway, it sold out 6 screens in advance. We arrived at the cinema and he immediately saw others with Thors hammer, gauntlets, shields, helmets, t-shirts, kids spoke to him, admired his stuff and he reciprocated. He clapped along when the whole cinema applauded (when Captain America was able to wield Mjolnir), cheered (along with the whole cinema) when everyone came back before the battle and waited and booed (with the whole cinema) when the final credits rolled and there was no post-credit scene. I remember his face when he realised that there were loads of others like him and thanked the stars for the Marvel movies.
    3 points
  13. They've somehow managed to recruit a younger even less talented version of Moyes. Superb effort all round.
    3 points
  14. I'd love to see how he does with a Napoli, a Roma, or a Dortmund, somewhere he's not got the most to spend and he's not favourite for the title! I'd love even more to see what he'd do with a Leicester or a Crystal Palace! I mean, wouldn't it get boring after a while winning that easily? There's no challenge, well except this year!
    3 points
  15. City can fuck off. Cheating cunting club deserves nothing and people who say they deserve it can fuck off as well. They've cooked the books and cheated their way to the top. If getting to 97 points and only losing 1 game all season isn't enough then what's the fucking point? Might as well just give these twats the trophy at the start of the year as they habe such an unfair advantage. English football is dead.
    3 points
  16. Haha. She absolutely loved it. I read all the replies out to her off here and she got dead defensive and kept asking why I go on this site if everyone is so “mean”.
    3 points
  17. Dear Footballing Gods, I think it's about fucking time we won the title. Make it fucking happen please. Regards 1892 xxx
    3 points
  18. It would help if teams actually bothered to turn up against the cunts rather than just writing the game off. I mean palace went there and won ffs and Newcastle did a number on them. If this is a sign of things to come where 97 points and only 1 loss won't win you the league due to those cheating cunts then what's the fucking point? 29 years without a league title and we are about to have our greatest points total and league Champaign and it counts for nothing.
    3 points
  19. Fucking hell!!! I can’t believe you actually gave that to your Mrs. It’s so bad, it could be classed as domestic abuse. I hate you.
    3 points
  20. I thought the DI who arrested Hastings and sat in on the interview looked familiar. She's the Babysitter Bandit!
    2 points
  21. Just reading over on that redcafe thread that was linked one of their fans admitted he was in the worst 5 managers in the league right now. Got me thinking a bit, it might be an exaggeration but he's not far wrong. Going by their overall careers: Cream of the Crop: - Klopp - Guardiola Excellent Managers: - Pochettino - Benitez - Sarri Quite Good, or Potential to Be: - Espirito Santo - Rodgers - Emery - Pellegrini Promising: - Hasenhuttl - Gracia Solid, if a bit "meh": - Silva - Howe - Dyche Well Below-Average for a top league: - Hughton - Hodgson - Warnock Who Knows? Not much of a record: - Solskjaer - Parker - Siewert It's actually not much of a stretch at all to say that he's in the bottom 5 managers in the league, if you look at it! You wouldn't swap him for Hasenhuttl, for example. Or Silva, probably, or Howe. You might take him over Siewert, Parker, Hodgson, Hughton, and Warnock, at a push. Pretty much everyone else is an easy choice over him if you look at their career managerial records. Quite astonishing the series of events that have gotten him the job. What a shambles of a club United are.
    2 points
  22. I wouldn’t leave the house if I had tits to play with
    2 points
  23. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/SZrzhPZnRDfy8WtK2ZNR8k/from-bourbons-to-digestives-how-biscuits-got-their-names From Bourbons to Digestives: how biscuits got their names In Word of Mouth, Michael Rosen and historical linguist Dr Laura Wright take a bite into the weird and wonderful world of biscuit names. They are joined by Anastasia Edwards, author of Biscuits and Cookies, A Global History. What is a biscuit? Biscuits are mostly sweet, small enough to be eaten with a hand, crisp (with the exception of cookies or macaroons), and consumed as a snack or treat rather than a full meal. They are not to be confused with cake: this will harden as it gets stale, whereas an aging biscuit will go soft! The name biscuit comes from the Latin “biscoctum”, meaning “twice cooked.” Bread was cooked twice to extract all its moisture and then, once hard, it would stay fit for consumption for months on end. The biscuit was born. The 19th century marked a big moment for the biscuit. The endeavours of the Industrial Revolution caused breakfast to be earlier and dinner to move much later. This meant that teatime and snacking came to greater prominence. By the First World War the sweet biscuit had become the first truly global convenience food. What makes a good biscuit name? Some biscuits are named after their shape and what they resemble. Others get their name from how they taste, how they are cooked, or their alleged affect on the body. Many are named after popular famous people, or the individuals who invented them. Anastasia Edwards (author of Biscuits and Cookies, A Global History) loves whimsy in a biscuit name. Her favourite is the Snickerdoodle: a type of American cookie that is rolled in cinnamon sugar. For Dr Laura Wright (historical linguist), the snappy two-syllable names like ‘Picnic’, ‘Hobnob’ or ‘Kit Kat’ work best because they give you the sense that you can snap the biscuit into two halves. For many of us it’s nostalgia that makes us pick up a packet of biscuits. We might remember feasting on fig rolls in front of the fire, or dunking custard creams with our grandma. Is a Jaffa Cake a cake or a biscuit? Tim Crane, Knightbridge Professor of Philosophy at the University of Cambridge, answers a very tough question. How biscuits from around the world got their names Jammie Dodger These shortbread sandwiches with a raspberry or strawberry flavoured jam filling are a children’s party staple. The biscuit is named after the character Roger the Dodger from The Beano comics. Bourbon Peak Frean also gave us one of our most popular chocolate biscuits. It was created in 1910 and began its life under a different name: the “Creola.” However, in 1930 it was rebranded after the ruling family in France, the royal House of Bourbon. Digestives Wholemeal digestives were sold as an aid for digestion by Huntley and Palmers of Reading. They were prominent in adverts for the Cunard steam ships – the idea being that if you were sufficiently wealthy to go on a steam ship cruise you were going to be eating refined food that would require a digestive aid. Garibaldi This biscuit, consisting of currants baked between two oblongs of dough, was named after an Italian revolutionary – yet it is unknown in Italy. The English biscuit company Peek Freans hoped to cash in on popular enthusiasm for Giuseppe Garibaldi when he visited London in 1854. Garibaldi also had a shirt, hat and fish named after him! Leibniz This brand was the brainchild of the German food manufacturer Bahlsen, who wanted to create a rival to the biscuit Petit Écolier (“little schoolboy”) that was wildly popular in France. They were first produced in 1891 and named after the philosopher Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz who was a resident of Hanover where the biscuit company was based. Langues de Chat These traditional, thin and crisp French biscuits are long and slim – just like a cat’s tongue from which they get their name. Bath Oliver The Bath Oliver was another biscuit for those suffering the effects of an over-refined diet. It was invented by one William Oliver, a physician from Bath who treated rich invalids. Word of Mouth: Biscuit Names Why is it a Garibaldi and how about a Jammie Dodger? Word of Mouth: Biscuit Names Polvorones These Spanish biscuits are a kind of shortbread made from lard and traditionally eaten at Christmas. They get their name from their crumbly texture – “polvoron” is the Spanish word for “dust”. Butter Osborne Originally produced in the 1860s, when biscuits were becoming a sweetened commodity, the manufacturers had hoped to name these biscuits after Queen Victoria but her majesty declined to be associated with a commercial product. However, someone in the palace suggested they could be named after her favourite home – Osborne House on the Isle of Wight. Tuile The curved Tuile biscuit, which means “tile” in French, is so named because it resembles the rounded tiles you would see on old French roofs. Baci di dama This is an Italian specialty originally from Turin, consisting of two hazelnut macaroons with chocolate in between. The biscuits are thought to resemble a lady’s lips, hence the name “Lady’s kisses.” When is a cake not a cake? The social history of cake. More from Radio 4 Word of Mouth: Biscuit Names Why is it a Garibaldi and how about a Jammie Dodger? Word of Mouth: Biscuit Names Eight bite-size facts about your teeth Some fascinating facts about fangs for you to feast on. Eight bite-size facts about your teeth Ten tantalising facts about spaghetti A look at our long and tangled relationship with spaghetti. Ten tantalising facts about spaghetti The joys of deep fat frying Deep fried food is now trendy, popping up in the classiest of restaurants. The joys of deep fat frying Related Content You may also like VIEW ALL Similar programmes BY GENRE: ENTERTAINMENT Home Help Schedule Downloads Blog Explore the BBC Home News Sport Weather Shop Reel Travel Capital Culture Future Sounds CBBC CBeebies Food Bitesize Arts Make It Digital Taster Nature Local TV Radio Terms of Use About the BBC Privacy Policy Cookies Accessibility Help Parental Guidance Contact the BBC Get Personalised Newsletters Advertise with us Ad choices Copyright © 2019 BBC. The BBC is not responsible for the content of external sites. Read about our approach to external linking.
    2 points
  24. They may replace him with someone good though. Give Pogba a £600k contract.
    2 points
  25. We can still see you, you fat cunt.
    2 points
  26. Like the klopeks son from the burbs.
    2 points
  27. Every time I see De Gea he looks more and more like Jim Dale after he takes the potion in Carry on Screaming.
    2 points
  28. If Azpilucueta hadn’t been such a snide twat at Anfield I might have some sympathy. As it is, I haven’t.
    2 points
  29. Can a mod do me a favour and delete this fucking post please. Thanks.
    2 points
  30. I think we're OK for another year. I can't see VVD going anywhere - I think he realises what he's got with Klopp and with us. Salah is a different story. we do need to buy a good 4th forward though to show ambition and to save legs. Our sticky patch this season came when we had a lot of games in a short space of time and injuries in a couple of positions. We need 3 or 4 more quality players to even keep pace with this lot.
    2 points
  31. A bit full on that, CD. However, I think there will be a time in the not too distant future when the footballing world look back on this City team and ask how they were allowed to get away with such a blatant flouting of the rules. Not that that helps us in any way. Fuck it. Keep on winning Reds. We've got to keep hoping until it's done and dusted, mathematically impossible. For now, let's turn our attention to the other Manc cunts hopefully getting bummed.
    2 points
  32. That’s totally against everything we as Liverpool stand for, I know you’re angry but that is fucking disgusting and you really need to take a long hard look at yourself.
    2 points
  33. TOUCH THE PORTRAIT TO SUMMON THE POWER OF THE BRENDAN!
    2 points
  34. I fucking hate Guadiola. The champ manager cunt.
    2 points
  35. C'est La Vie, on to Newcastle, just keep making these cunts have to win!
    2 points
  36. Aah well - we're going to win the Champions League!!
    2 points
  37. Fucksake have a day off, try to be positive just once
    2 points
  38. The whole box set is now available for free on 4 On Demand.
    2 points
  39. Hold Mee, thrill Mee, kiss Mee, kill Mee
    2 points
  40. Same next week please Brenden.
    2 points
  41. Just took my nieces, 9 and 10, to a music from Star Wars concert at the Philharmonic. Managed to convince them to pose with Vader and the Stormtroopers on their knees, like captives with hands behind their head, so that I could send the picture round the family with the caption ‘REBEL SCUM!’ Not sure my sister-in-law was too impressed...
    2 points
  42. Was on Twatter before and Sky sports had a tweet about Allison keeping 20 clean sheets this season. The Esk appeared out of nowhere and informed sky sports that Big Nev kept more clean sheets in 1985 but because Everton aren't in the Sky 6 no one is interested. No one is interested in Everton full stop.
    2 points
  43. Yes, I think there are lots of factors here. One, as you allude to, is that I think a lot of fans of other clubs are a bit worried that we're not going away any time soon. In fact, it's what is making me calmer in this title run in (that and the fact it's not in our hands, obviously). I fully expect us to challenge for the title again next season. I didn't in 2009 because of the owners, and I didn't in 2014 because of the manager. Another thing is that the very worst of fans is most prominent. Forums, twitter, etc, they do tend to attract a quite sizeable amount of utter bellends. Confidence built from anonymity. Banter culture has led to some of the utter cuntery. Skysports, betting adverts, etc, all gear fans up to hating/laughing at other clubs, rather than supporting their own. Laughing at misfortune, even if it has absolutely nothing to do with your club, or is aimed at teams that are challenging for/achieving things you couldn't possibly dream of. It's a way for the fan of Mansfield to bridge the gap between themselves and us, or Tottenham, etc. I think it's partly a generational thing as well. That's not to say there aren't plenty of middle aged twats engaging in this shite, but I think generally if you speak to someone in the pub in their 50s they'll have a considerably mellower view of us as a club (if they don't support a rival) than if you speak to someone in their 20s. They're less affected by all the absolute bollocks that comes with modern football. In fact, they often detest it. And, more than anything, I think football is always a turbo charged version of wider society. It reflects the utter cuntery of constant one-upmanship. There is nothing more depressing than hearing one group of largely working class (decreasingly so, obviously) people sing about the economic misfortune of another group of largely working class people. The owners of football clubs, up in their boxes must be pissing themselves. It always conjures up images of Roman emperors at the Colosseum.
    2 points



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