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Fuck off, slap head.

Absolutely no chance would he be anywhere near this magnanimous if the shoe was on the other foot, because he's a hypersensitive tit who needs his expensive projects to be left undisturbed by competition. The Pep Way: Have the best team Spend loads on it to make it better Get out in front early in the league season Act all flattered when everyone faps to your lead Or sometimes a bit weird, like "oh we're 45 points from 45, but this football isn't pure enough for me because I'm the purist's purist. Those guys in mid-table trying to play football, they're the real heroes" Mid-season wobble. Rotate in a forgotten player on £800k a week Get challenged in the latter stages of the Champions League Forget what that's like Get beaten Tantrum - blame VAR, or no VAR, or fans, or Mourinho Finish off league and act all smiley and Patron Saint of Football-like Cunt.

If Leicester take anything from City, then we should for real replace the This is Anfield sign with that portrait of Rodgers.

Had three different articles in three of the big national media channels today. Monday morning I'm going on some Good Morning Norway show on TV. Things are moving pretty nicely towards the election in September. https://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/bompengeparti-vil-pa-stortinget/70989111?fbclid=IwAR0hGrvUs8p1ZCJCR_YYrEw5yu1hiI2LA-wNrUK5H3DrgE9vmjut7Ek5o9M https://www.nettavisen.no/nyheter/her-kan-du-stemme-mot-bompengeringene/3423675347.html?fbclid=IwAR2wdarLI7aUlboV-R1VQOXCRah0ab7IlCAa5hdjndZ-yTEnkg1dtFl6YeI https://www.abcnyheter.no/motor/bil/2019/04/25/195572700/protestparti-mot-bompenger-kan-pavirke-hverdagen-til-3-4-millioner-nordmenn?fbclid=IwAR3uOdHc47tsIL-XEFGAH8mrdJNrjtNgM3vLHb1pkrxr7ww0uhvKvVdhodM

Thanks everyone. It's truly appreciated. Rep is a bit like spunk, at least at my age. Once it's out, you have to wait until the following day to splurge again. As a treat for you all, here's me taking her up the funicular on Monday.

It is indeed. My party got 17% of the votes in Bergen "second biggest city in Norway), in the last poll just before Easter. That can just be described as outragous. Remember I founded this party in 2015 and only went national in August 2018, we must be doing something right.

Pep being Fanchester City was quite the slow reveal.

Thank you all. As you can see I’m having a belter already

We should just go and win the Champions League to shut all these twats up. Not arsed what they say but knowing that it will piss them off so much will make me happy.

I hate using the FFP as an excuse. Sounds like a boy coming home from school with a bleeding nose, complaining how unfair it all was as the boy beating him was two years older. Never mind that, son, only one thing to do: Go up to him again and try to beat him. If you can’t do it take pride in the fact you tried. Injustice is the name of our planet. FFP doesn’t even reach top 100. And it's not over. Go to your local bookie and ask for the odds on both MCity and Liverpool to win their remaing 3 matches. I bet you'll get more than 1:1 on that. We might be the one who fails, then again, maynbe maybe it's them.

I think it's over. I hope I'm wrong. We are a wonderful side. I hope we win our next two League games and make it go down to the last day. We deserve that at the very least. And if we end up losing it with 97 points, us old cunts can console ourselves emptily with the thought that in the old 2-points-for-a-win days, we'd have won it by a point. I can curse a couple of draws as losses. And yet we might end up "invincibles", but for one game. Oil etc. The shitness of modern football. Perhaps we'll win the European Cup. This team deserves something great. Perhaps there's a miracle somewhere in the League yet. A hand of God. Something. But it would be a miracle I think. I'll keep hoping.

If we don't win it I have no complaints about our season. Yes we could have won some games that we drew etc but we've shown immense character this season, mental strength that I haven't seen from Liverpool team for years. We've played fantastic football and have been immense defensively, couldn't imagine teams from 7/8 years ago doing what we are doing now. Unfortunately we are up against a club who had about 5 years head start on us to build a squad and improve on it every year whilst building a winning mentality. We aren't bottlers, far from it and we are the only ones in the next few years who are going to challenge these cunts. If it wasn't for us the league would be like Ligue 1 or Serie A. The Mancs, Arsenal and Chelsea are all in disarray. We need to put some daylight between us and them, Spurs will be strong but may lose their manager in the next few years. We have a good base to get even stronger and the experience of a very mentally challenging title race. Oh, and fuck those no mark blues who treat our failures as their success. They can still talk about their imaginary stadium in 7 years time.

Haha I'll obviously be voting for myself, sadly the reality is that I only have one vote.

I was just thinking about how odd people's reactions are. Last season, City finished on 100 points and everyone accepted that there's nothing anyone else could do except stand back and applaud. This season they will finish on 98 points and plenty of people will laugh at Liverpool for being so shit that we didn't beat them.

Its over. City have won 11 on the bounce and there is no way they are not beating all of Burnley, Leicester and Brighton

He needs to buy the best 4 or 5 players from Molde, players he knows and trusts, and build the team around them.

https://twitter.com/2sporten/status/1121155661352640514

I’m on the Mook diet

I almost felt a twinge of sympathy, watching those City players crying. Almost. Then I realised it was a fart slowly squeezing out.

Yeah dyche isn't there to shine the shoes of the top managers. The Owl and Howe would be desperate for a few minutes of Pep's time and see if they could take a young talent on loan. Dyche and his Orcs are like some warlike dwarf tribe in a tolkein novel that will have a go at anyone. I went on their forum and their fans seem like a decent lot.

That's the thing - even if we don't win it, you'd fancy us to have a good crack again next season. It's been a while since I thought we had any type of genuine chance before a season started. Even the year we nearly won it, that always felt to me like it would have been a "Leicester" (I know Leicester happened after that) and that we wouldn't have been "back" as it were. Now we're genuinely one of the best teams in Europe. It's a shame we might end up with nothing to show for it but we're in a pretty good place right now so it's hard to be too down-hearted.

We have an 'actual' MP walking amongst us. Well done Code. Its a shame you can't vote for yourself though or the swing would have been about 85%

Its an absolute joke that Salah and Hazard are not in this team.

It's back now. Going to watch a few tonight. They should bring back that long haired cunt out of Karate Kid 3.

The real issue is that until the other clubs actually do something about it and demand action, fuck all is going to get done. Neither UEFA or the FA will do anything at all against City unless pressure is put on them by clubs who actually have some gravitas. There were reports a few months back that 12 PL teams had complained to the FA. No idea if that was true or not, but my immediate reaction was "why aren't the other six* complaining too?" * obviously Everton don't count as they'd be happy for City to burn Goodison to the ground as long as they were ensuring we aren't winning the title.

He's the type of cunt to eat a bag of chips in front of a dog and not chuck it one.

Klopp only stands a chance if Brendan enables it. It makes you think who should really be the manager.

I can't see us hitting the same points total again in the league next season. A normal club needs an insane amount of luck and rub of the green to hit this many points. Klopp will undoubtedly improve the squad again and take us into the latter stages of the champions League again. Just need to keep our own shit in order and hope this city side falls apart at some point, somehow. Hopefully Leicester or Burnley pull off a shock and we can capitalise on what will be possibly the most unlikely league win in history. Sure Leicester was a shock winner but everyone was brutal, really bad. If you were told City ended on 95-96 points at the start of the season, then that's their title. The notion that anyone else would hit 97 would be a joke. Sadly, it's looking like we need Brendan fucking Rodgers to stop us from being on the wrong side of that joke. I just hope we stick with Klopp through sun and rain cause he's the reason we are were we are, smashing our record points total and in a second consecutive cl semi.

The joke that, unlike Stringy, never gets old.

Seriously how the fuck has Carlton Pogba the biggest waste of 90 million that anybody has seen get in the PFA team of the year it's mind blowing there are probably 5 or 6 better midfielders than this show pony

Some stretches and some exercises help a lot. As does the occasional trip to the Osteopath.

I hope people on here have learned a valuable lesson about wanting Man Utd to win a match.

I'm not giving up yet even if it goes down to the last day. They are not unbeatable. Boring and cliched but lets just worry about our games

Dislike Pep if you want, but I can’t see anything wrong in what he says. He’s right both teams deserve to win the title. From his position it’s maybe a bit defensive, as it does sound a bit like an excuse in case they fail. Pep’s a good manager immediately addressing the obvious problem his team might face by thinking the most difficult hurdle is passed. Burnley is as big a test, probably even harder that their match yesterday.

The question is can we reproduce what we have done, because it looks like this is the level required now...a level previously unseen where nigh on 100 pts is what you need to win title.... We have put together a once in a generation season - an incredible effort that i am sure hardly any of us believed we could do and be this consistent, win this many games and get this many points - and it may very well not be enough. A season even we have never really seen in terms of pts even with our glorious history. We have been terrific....we have also done for example well to avoid injuries to front 3 given the non existent cover for them. The worry is are we likely to level at normal title winning type form in next few years (which is nothing to be ashamed of, it is boss that we could have a team who get 80 odd plus pts year on year, the titles would be coming regularly in any other time).....but these cunts we are chasing have the bar at 100 to win it - an obscene level, unheard of......can we expect reasonably to be able to stay with that ridiculous new level?

What makes me laugh is that fans of these Manc clubs put words on the boards about how we are thinking and how gutted we are, bottlers etc when in the majority this couldnt be further from the truth. They think they have a handle on what we are thinking. There was a sense of inevitability about last night. Even with cheat mode switched on, they have had to pass the significant tests, which they have done. It probably is all over, and I have made my peace with that in that it will not be a crushing disappointment. We always seem better with chasing then being chased, and the crowing and wanking off elsewhere last night may be a tad premature.

Dead rubber or not mate, let's just get the job done.

Five past five in the morning?!?! Looks like Solskjaer wasn’t the only one who shit the bed last night.

As brilliant as we have been this season I've no doubt Klopp will strengthen in the summer and hopefully that little bit of improvement might just get us over the line next season should the inevitable happen this year. I don't really see how City can improve on what they already have but I think we can , but heres hoping they still drop points anyway.

Nothing changes. 3 games to go.

I cant see us matching this seasons points tally again if im honest. That may be ultra negative but there you go. How do you compete (regularly), with a team who has that squad depth, over the course of 38 games. We are possibly going to lose the league due to the amount of draws we have. Tonight is a perfect example of why City are so hard to compete with and are unlikely to ever see so many draws. If a game is drifting, they have so many players, who are quality, to come on and change it. Tonight was Sane, changing a draw into a win, We dont have that depth, nobody does really, and its all down to money.

Videoing on my phone doesn’t do it justice. The flashing as it changes from one colour to another looks all crappy when you play it back. It’s the absolute dogs bollocks though. I keep catching my missus taking admiring glances at it and she’s been sending videos to her mates. Boss.

Blinkered. Hes been Cities best forward all season. Sterling owed us nothing, Rodgers did as much to push him away as his agent.