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Half an hour long but just fucking mind blowing.

Bs stupidity is not new - When I was at school,in the early 60s, a mate whose dad was a BS, told me his dad burned the shoes he wore to the Anfield derby every year. Win lose or draw.

Farage will be like Mr Pink in a Resevoir Dogs, hiding while they all shoot each other before slipping off.

Gerrard is on record more than once saying he told Suarez to forget about Arsenal because he was better than that and would get his move to Spain if he gave it another year. Pretty sure Suarez himself has thanked Gerrard for the advice to. He defo wanted that move. As for Sterling. I don't miss him at all, I wouldn't want him back and don't think he's as good as Salah or Mané. He's a very good player who has mastered the art of arriving in the six yard box at the perfect time to get on the end of those low crosses City specialise in. At least 50% of his goals come that way. He wouldn't score them for anyone else because no-one else provides that service like City do. If I could have any of City's forwards I'm taking Leroy Sane all day, every day. Brilliant player.

Anfield for a charity match v Goodison for a European match

My dad used to work in a place by Sandhill station. Some bad bitter Evertonian who lived in Huyton used to work with him. When his car packed in he used to get the bus but kept turning up half an hour late. My dad asked him why he was always late. He said one of the buses he had to get went past Anfield past the back of the Kop so he used to get off the bus near Tuebrook and walk all the way to Sandhills. He said he couldn't bear going past the Kop as it would put him in a bad mood all day. He ended up getting sacked after he carried this childishness on for over a month.

I've never seen it,I live in the UK.

I think I was at that festival some time around 2006

That means a lot mate, thanks. We've had pressure from ITV, who wanted to turn it into a six-part comedy with Martin Clunes, but we're holding firm. This will be a great dramatic movie.

Nnnnnnn...........

Or pretend he had a bad back.

Being of a certain age i had to pick up a new pair of reading glasses last week. A fine pair made by Lambretta that come in a bright Red case. The lady at the opticians asks me ' hope you are a Liverpool fan?' She then explains that they have had 'a lot' of BS fans refuse to take their new specs because the case is Red!!!! What type of fuckwit mentality is this? Unbelievable that grown fucking men would not pick up their specs because of the colour of the box. I asked her ' Do people ever get annoyed because their glasses might be in a blue box?' 'No, Never happened' Of course it hasn't its a Colour and their not children.

Be careful what you wish for with VAR - I read on the weekend that they will have to "promote" 20 or so "second tier" referees to cover VAR in the Premier League (apparently there will need to be 3 of them watching each game). So the standard both on and off the pitch will be seriously diluted. It'll be sub-Marriner if you like.

As worn in the 1950 FA Cup Final.

Well at least they aren't wasting time.

Seriously thinking of crooning into @Mook‘s letterbox tonight for five hours.

“Ah I know who you are... you’re the prototype for Jay Spearing.”

One for Babb'sBurstNad

Or this guy here:

Got offered a new job yesterday so treated myself and ordered a pair of Sony WH-1000XM3's. Wow. Just fucking amazing. Not cheap as they retail around £300 but I got them on sale from amazon.de for £250. Still not cheap, but I can convince myself I got a good deal at least! Haven't had a pair of bluetooth earphones/headphones over £30 in a few years now and these remind me how engaging and immersive music can be at that higher level. You can really get lost in the right song.

Like cheese -- or bacon.

The Beatles themselves loved this:

Our best kit since 1996-98, in my opinion.

Cage would do. And to be fair, that's the kind of standard of movie he's been signing up to for many years now, so we could get him and have enough money left over to bring in, say, Bob Mortimer as the eccentric local gardener and John Nettles as the local Bobby as well. This is great brainstorming! We should take this to Crowdfunder!

I've heard about those Midsomer Murders-style villages. The shops don't have CCTV, they have retired High Court artists, sitting on a stool behind the counter, sketching possible shoplifters. I can see this incident as a movie - Michael Caine as Anny Road, Rusty Lee as the mother, Jamelia as the daughter (oh stop moaning, the budget's been blown on Caine, ferchrissakes!). It takes several days but suddenly Caine notices the Monster Munch has gone way down and the Maltesers Chocolate Bunnies have completely disappeared. Caine holds his head in his hands for a moment, then bares his teeth in that weird way that he signals basically any emotion you fancy, then he calls in his mates - Les Dennis, playing the local key maker; Shane Richie, the greengrocer; and Ray Winstone, the butcher. They resolve to track down the guilty parties - black or white - and send them back to Kenya.

Didn't take long did it... https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/politics/2019/03/australian-economist-judith-sloan-rips-into-ordinary-jacinda-ardern.html

Aye, not to be negative about Scott Walker but crooning is really not my thing & I have tried with Sinatra as well. Wonderful talent no doubt but not my cup of tea I'm afraid.

I heard they moped around in disappointment.

I think they were also pissed off that they were given Lambretta glasses instead of Lonsdale.

I commented on the same story in another thread! If anybody out there thinks this is a good thing, please take a long walk off a short pier!

Yeah, but they have the Liver birds.........and all our heads fell off when they lit them up in Blue and evvything.

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Imagine the mental gymnastics they had to perform cheering on Munich last week! Wishing a team in all red to beat us must have been very very confusing. Springfield Billys the lot of them.

Brexiters out on force on Twitter claiming the Letwin motion is a ‘constitutional coup.’ This has slipped by the radar a bit earlier and makes for interesting reading, although hardly a shock as it’s what a lot of people have been thinking.

That's quite a downer on this thread, Mook, but at least you brought some much needed prettiness and sanity to the WABLSEO thread.

Hang on. Some of you post on other forums???? Slags "Ooh forum friends" fuck off

Awful news. If it had been in Glasgow I could have used my “That’s what happens when you slag off Phil Collins” line.

I was desperate for us to sign Poborsky before he went to United. We were playing 3-5-2 at the time and I thought he could have been great at wing back. Mind you, I wanted us to sign half of that team as they were class.

They had that in the 90's with Andy Goram.

To Catch a Killer is amazing. Nobody does creepy like Dennehy. The Deliberate Stranger is of similar quality.

De Niro has done some massively underrated stuff that never gets a mention. Awakenings New York New York Sleepers The King of Comedy The Mission Angel Heart Cop Land Personally I think he beats Pacino hands down. Plus he never made that fucking ridiculous Scarface film, arguably the most over the top performance by any actor ever outside of Eastenders.

Harrison knows.

Rose West

Wilson Picket and Duane Allman - Hey Jude [YOUTUBE]8IFB9Q_3t_k[/YOUTUBE]

They're definitely blacker.