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I'll bet 50% of them are bots.

England will twat everyone in their shite group and get all excited only for them to qualify, get an easy group, Harry Kane to score 7 against Latvia then get beat by any half decent team in the knockout stages. Same will happen in 2022. At least the Brexit boys will all get to lash beer over each other in the Box park in Croydon or Hoxton when England score a penalty against some shite team. Then cry into their £6 pints and wreck bus shelters when they get knocked out.

Harry Kane is dislikable, in my humble opinion. Can't stand Southgate and his oh-so-polite waistcoat schtick, either. The fans are the worst, though. Brexit fucking nobheads.

When its 10pm on your 40th and you are happily watching one of your favourite programmes, Portrait artist if the year, because its nice and calming

Was always going to be a bit of a gamble.

Im going. I'll post some pics

This Spanish lad.

Snacks ready This Sainsburys Edame Thai spice dip is superb with raw veg. Trying to get a few pounds off to start kickboxing and Jiu-Jitsu again.

Blair was a bit more secure than May is. Anyway you scoff ,I’m glad I did it and got talking to so many decent people

Thought this was cool :

Peter O'Hanra-hanrahan - also not real.

People who get up at 8am on a Saturday morning and think "Go'ead, think I'll mow the lawn now."

Busquets is a level below his best but suggesting he wouldn't get into a midfield that is currently starting some combination of Dier, Barkley and Henderson is absolutely mental.

Years ago, when my mate from work died, I went for a bevvie at the pub at the end of the street. I was talking to the landlord about Ian and how he loved Viz and, particularly, this. A few days later it was Ian's funeral. A load of us had the afternoon off and they laid on a bus from work. I got a phone call that morning that someone had left something for me on Reception. It was a sombrero. I thought about wearing it, but I chickened out. Ian would have approved, but I'm not sure about the alive people.

Taking my lad to this tomorrow which will be his first Anfield game and he's really excited. I used to go quite regular late 90's early 2000's but been a bit sporadic since family stuff comes along. However, this will be my second "game" this season, the last time I attended more than one game in a season was 2004/05 in Rafa's first season and we won the CL. It's on.

Yeah, that’s been annoying me for a good while. Good while.

I'd almost forgotten this. Interesting how we hear more moaning about Seamus Milne but not this fella.

It’s a boss series, that. Recently got into it myself.

You’ll have neg on your face, you big disgrace This thread’s gonna fuck up our title chase

Gerrard doing what none of our current midfielders can there!

Great selection there Lee. Night Train never gets the plaudits it deserves, tells the bleak story of Liston’s life very well. You should also check out Journeymen by Mark Turley which brilliantly illustrates the lives of the less illustrious men who pad out every card. Fascinating stuff.

Seems like he could predict the future though;

Love that one of the lead lorries in a protest against foreign influence has the word ‘Globetrotter’ written across the front of it. Only in the UK.

Would be deeply unfair to call them stupid.

Don’t worry about the legal side of things, the national organiser is sorting that out...

Huge if true.

Yes, but you are completely mad to be fair.

The Orb at Glastonbury in 1993- I'd been drinking and smoking all day, and decided to do my first trip. Came up ridiculously strong during the Ozric Tentacles set, freaked out a bit as all these crusties were turning into vampires and had to go the side of the stage to try and calm down. I spent the entirety of the Orb set semi-comatose near some ditch, desperately trying to straighten out a bit. I also think I threw up on a tent at some point. Not a single gig, but I lost an hour and a half during the Stag and Dagger festival in Glasgow last year. We started drinking early, and I stupidly couldn't be arsed to eat and ended up just staggering around various venues. I also took a header on the way back to the station when I tried to vault over a safety barrier- twatted my head and scratched the fuck out of my glasses. About the only vivid memory I have is someone asking me if I was OK, and me replying, 'no, I've got cancer'.

An update on this; it ended up being a 3 hour interview instead of the 1.5 hours advertised with 3 people. I progressed to the 2nd interview with the 3 different people which lasted 1 hour. I didn’t get it due to lack of experience. I then had another TL interview for what would have been a pay cut, didn’t get that either for the same lack of experience line. Why interview someone whose experience is stated on their cv if you don’t think they are experienced enough? Anyway, ended up getting a job I interviewed for in December which is as close to my old role and salary as possible and am highly relieved.

Same here, taking my lad to his first game. His mums side are all blue mancs, I've been promising him that Liverpool are gonna win the league this year so this might be my best chance to get him on side before his mum corrupts him. If City win it then I fear I may have lost him.

"Woah fuck off"

Doesn't seem right, isn't Hillsborough up in court at the moment partly thanks to an online petition? I think it's a useful tool although they are ten a penny now, which lessens their impact somewhat.

I know she gets some stick on here but what chance did she ever have with a one-armed bandit as a mother

Never heard a blue talk about Bolton’s goal that should have been given. Two faced twats

I really thought he was one of football’s decent eggs, and him wanting to leave didn’t change that, the #freecoutinho and crying when he scored for Brazil did. Plus the fake back injuries. A meff among meffs. Along with Mascherano and all the rest of the “Real Madrid and/or Barca is my destiny” fucking weapons. Hope he ends up at PSG, as that is another smattering of cunt and far enough detached from me having to see his “poor me, I’m just a nice lad” expression on his grid.

I really don't like them. Natural is where it's at and that includes all that Botox shite.

I'm sure there was an element of truth in the experience line but I wish they'd be a bit more specific with the constructive criticism so I knew what to work on. Ultimately, I have the job I am most comfortable with out of all those I interviewed for and they seem to give you career progression, so win win.

When everybody owns and uses a bike nobody has a problem with it.

"You still here?" No I left a fucking hologram with a message. "Fuck off"

Interesting article on Luciana Berger and her repeated claims of anti-semitism on the left.

They’d go lovely with your pants halfway up your shins and a labotomy.

This stuff about Clyne not playing earlier in the season... Its almost like the players who’ve been played constantly, lets say Milner, are creaking and looking leggy. And almost like rotation of our midfield options has been necessary to keep everyone fresh. Both of the above would have been helped by hanging onto a decent premier league right back rather than saving his wages/keeping him happy and having to play midfielders there instead, compromising two positions. Plus he can slot in at left back, which needs no further explanation when our current first reserve has a monkey holding a gun tattooed on his thigh and his favour colour is potato. Now we’re hostages to fortune, the things people warned about at the time of Clyne being loaned out are happening, and it’s still irrelevant because he didn’t play much earlier in the season. When we weren’t horribly stretched and regular picks weren’t clearly feeling the strain as we come round the bend in a title race with a 3 decade gorilla strapped to our backs. No offence like, but what a load of bollocks.

He is fucking dogshit and you lot are a gang of fucking mongs.