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I'll put my bar in yer ma's vestal beef flaps, or something.

Making A Measurer.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results, or some other pithy nonsense...

Just the last 24 hours?

It was a bit of a let down. The build up was good. I hadn't been that excited since the last episode of Eldorado had lyrics during the theme tune.

Season three trailer.

I agree that Twitter and social media in general are what you make of it. The problem is, we are hardwired to crave communication and social media exploits this and turns it into a communication addiction. This has been exacerbated by the emergence of the smartphone. Most of society is now addicted. And addiction is generally not a good thing.

It probably won't have the correct pineapple to grapefruit ratio for a man with Tony's refined tastes.

Just the same as adding any links, you tube videos, articles or anything else on here, isn’t it. Adds to the context of any particular subject being talked about, in the same way as homemade documentaries about sniffer dogs and the like.

The most annoying thing about Twitter is the way many online newspapers just get some 'journalist' (i.e. an unpaid intern) to compile a dozen tweets and pretend it's an article.

Can't think of a human, let alone a footballer, who I'd more like to see frazzled on a skillet. The biggest cunt of a cunt cunting about. A fucking rat. As you can tell,I mildly dislike him.

You mean I've been screaming abuse at Klopp for leaving him out all season for nothing? Fuck.

The colour Purps

Hope she comes out with a fag and a bottle of White Lightning, and just slurs 'fuck you all'.

Short delay agreed..... To statement, now 20:30

Reports that Corbyn walked out the meeting with May because Umunna was there representing the Tinge Fringe. If so, I'd like to hear his justification for that, it seems ridiculously petulant at this stage.

Free fries for everyone.

They’re all going to come out of Number 10 dragging the lifeless corpse of David Cameron?

I identify myself as ‘viRdj’ now thank you...

Twitter is sound if you just follow stuff you like, find interesting or want to keep up to date with. Mine has a little too much prog rock for my liking but that's just Mook.

I’ve had two retweets in this thread so far so I’m winning the debate.

Lloris was far better than any goalkeeper we'd had in a decade until last summer. Alisson's purchase was like upgrading from a tin can with a string on it to an iPhone 8.

It is serious, because when LGBT children are four times more likely to commit suicide or self-harm, often because of an upbringing that instills hostility to gay people, then anything which helps them to understand they're perfectly good and normal for feeling that way is completely needed.

Another thing that's grown worse: replays. It started out quite sensibly that, if anything really significant happened, TV would show a replay of it the next time there was a break in play. Now there are so many cameras that it seems that directors are determined to get their money's worth out of them, so even the most banal thing will get multiple replays from multiple angles, and - this is what really drives me crazy - it will get them immediately, regardless of what's actually happening on the pitch. And seeing as the likes of Alisson can make a save, throw the ball half the length of the pitch to Salah or Mane, who will sprint straight at goal, you can miss an entire counter attack in the time it takes for one replay, let alone the three or four they foist on you. There was a game we played a few weeks ago - that happened. Becker made a save, we went to the replays, and when they finally cut back to the action, Trent had just taken a corner. I think that's a major reason (along with the inane chatter the likes of Tyler churn out) why watching on TV is so much more stressful than being in the stadium - you miss about a quarter of the action!

We might miss them, we will miss them but it’s not right that housing costs here prevent them from moving on like we did

I've said it before and I'll say it again, there is no place for religion in education except as part of the humanities! If you want your children to have religion in their upbringing, take them to church/ mosque / synagogue / temple etc!

Under no circumstances can we sell Mane, Salah, Firmino, Virgil or Allison this summer. Every title challenge in recent years has been followed with a stupid sale and a backwards step.

Mansfield vs Lincoln last night.... A stags fan on the pitch during half time was congratulated on him losing a massive 5 stone in weight.... His prize.. £50 Pizza Hut Vouchers.... You couldn't make that one up could you.. I suppose the self-service salad bar could become very useful for him..

Bayern Munich have 7 Nation Army goal celebration music. Fuck me. That's league 2 level shitness.

I wouldn't bank on it. People like the one Mook describes are everywhere. It's a fucking art and they're masters at it. Once Mook leaves she'll use his absence to her advantage. Any fuck ups of her's she's been hiding will be Mooks fault once he's not there to defend himself.

Our nextdoor neighbours always fight and we hear them if we open the cupboard under the stairs and listen intently, which we do. The other week he told her to get out of bed and clean the house or he would stab her. She turned to me and says "I'm so lucky you know?" Keeping that bar nice and low.

The Greatest Chow Mein.

That was surreal. And a total waste of time.

Lol at Tories *still* trying to blame Corbyn for this mess. Sensational display of brazenness.

Must have improved since the drug dealer, and wannabe days. Lived not far from a baby, went to school there, formative drinking years spent there, and was engaged to a West Derby girl. Know tha fucking Kev Seed like !

You'll really miss her when you go Mark.

Still waiting for Canal+ journalist Stephane Guy to tell us what really happened in 2011.

Sorry for the delay with my review. Been up to my gonads. Plan B - The Defamation of Strickland Banks I saw him live around the time of his first album and really enjoyed the gig which made me pick this one up when it came out. I wasn't expecting this change of direction to be honest but it showcased another side of him. He has a great vocal range and it really shines on this album. There's a nice production throughout this whole album, very polished. The Motown vibes are strong but there's nothing ground breaking here though, even with the rap parts, and it falls a bit flat at times especially for a "concept story" album. The story doesn't really shine through and IMO you never really get the full story about "Strickland Banks" which is a pity. But the songs are well written and his vocals are excellent. I do sometimes stick this album on when I'm doing some work in the house or garden. It has a nice summer vibe to it. Best tracks: Love Goes Down, She Said, The Recluse, Welcome to Hell. Solid 7.5/10 for me.

Maybe Kate and Gerry are Darren Huckerby to Shipman’s Filipo Inzaghi.

Yeah he really rose to the occasion when he head butted Materazzi and left his team with ten men in a world cup final. 95 goals from over 500 games as an attacking midfielder, playing for teams that dominated their leagues. Bang average that. He fooled you all just because he had a great touch and could do lovely pirouettes. Basically a bald, French Adam Lallana, but without the great work off the ball.

Would you want someone called Spunkmouse staying in your house? Might involve some unpleasant cleaning up. At least it’s not Spunkhorse though, I suppose.

Fistfuls of Fury.