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Nil VAR Nisi Outta The Cup Again.

I’d quite like Everton to win the FA Cup this year, as long as we win the league as well. It would be boss, as they wouldn’t be able to enjoy it.

Tell him he's got a shit quiff and no chin then ask him if his jarg M1 is from fucking Primark.

So nothing about us following Venezuela then? Just some stuff during austerity about another way other than austerity, and quotes about social justice. The idea that Corbyn is going to come in and turn the country into a corrupt shithole with hyperinflation just for lols is just ridiculous. BTW, Chavez did some things that were absolutely worthy of praise. There are lots of things that lead to the way Venezuela currently is, not the things that Corbyn was praising. I mean, talking about social justice and ending austerity (which May just recently made a song and dance about) isn’t the same as wanting to turn the UK into Venezuela. Stronts, the guy wants to ensure the poor are looked after a bit better. I’ve no issue with people disagreeing with him or criticising him, I have many times, but this attempt to paint him as a malevolent commie here to inflict communist Russia on everyone is really ridiculous.

Socialism doesn't work, when are you people going to wise up and listen to elderly Tory voters? The ones walking around with two false hips they never paid for, all their kids alive - none of whom died of TB or had polio - who worked for councils or Concorde or British Leyland for 50 years without the slightest sniff of redundancy and now have a final salary pension scheme.

Another team with fuck all else to play for leaving better players out - serves them right. No need for it - they are literally a 1 game a week side, no europe, no relegation battle, no chance of getting into europe.

Walk away.

Thought this bloke deserved a thread of his own. Top man. I wasn’t actually watching him when I thought of posting this. I was watching the new Amazon Top Gear thing which as a fan of these type of shows leaves me bereft of interest. It’s that shit. However I have been watching Mr Bourdain in his travel series about Parts Unknown. It is brilliant. Wonderful man I’ve read a couple of his books but seeing him do the travel thing is wonderful. Never drank as much as he has. Great chap much missed. Watch his series. There is 50 odd episodes.

They did alright when I moved house, didn’t break a thing!!

Leicester by any chance.

She needs to get a grip. The daft consonant, consonant, vowel, consonant.

Out in a couple of weeks

Predator on now, unreal film. Even typing this into the search bar my auto correct knew 'Schwarzenegger', that's how awesome he is.

killenefc Player Valuation: £70m Forum Supporter 21 minutes ago New #15,406 Cheers Marco, Arl Fellas gone mental and is blaming people like my mum, strictly come dancing and Stacey Dooley for us losing. Nice one.

Got to laugh at the fella who says that only thing Everton are good at is being able to "beat the dross at home". Mate Everton are the fucking dross!

Hopefully they will be more ethical and respectful in their search for their next manager.

Calling for Moyes back on the radio phone in

I did not know that. The respectometer has just gone up a few points.

Adidas Brexit.

Man that's gonna be like going from The Bill to The Wire.

And the Yorkshire ripper is only marginally less creepy.

Every single country on earth has greatly benefited from socialism. Including the United States and the UK. Talking about it as if it invariably leads to some kind of dystopian hellscape is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen

Cunts in Davos getting told off by Greta Thunberg (again). Won't make a blind bit of difference, of course. Did I mention that they're cunts? https://www.thecanary.co/trending/2019/01/26/a-16-year-old-tells-world-leaders-i-dont-want-you-to-hope-i-want-you-to-panic/?fbclid=IwAR15hR0_3qfGSMq2MSpb-xuSk5Nca6kKZQKYz-etUpf8lxQt9Nq8AM8imyM Adults keep saying, we owe it to the young people to give them hope. But I don’t want your hope. I don’t want you to be hopeful. I want you to panic. I want you to feel the fear I feel every day and then I want you to act... I want you to act as if you would in a crisis. I want you to act as if the house was on fire. Because it is.

Venezuetta

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I agree Vienetta for me. Never heard of the other one.

You are scum. Let’s leave it there.

That's intervals, and yes, they're a bit of a bastard. Fartlek is unstructured running- you just do what you feel like at variable pace and distance. This explains the difference between them. If you're doing a half marathon, I'd concentrate on getting your distance up first and not worry about your pace until you're doing at least 25-30 km per week. Increase your runs steadily, say by about 10- 20% per week, until you hit that, and then start adding in intervals, tempo runs and the like and your running should come on leaps and bounds. You should still be looking to do 80% of your runs at a steady pace though.

I don’t really eat ice cream cakes. Big fan of gelato though. Dessert doesn’t get much better than pistachio gelato IMO.

I wouldn’t tire of smashing Lingard’s face in. Most manc little cunt that ever walked the grimy streets of Salford.

Used to love these as well. Own brand version day to day, Birds Eye on special occasions.

He spent two years wanting to leave after the club continually stuck up for him. He can fuck off.

He gave us this wonderful moment if nothing else...

Really don’t understand it.

Classless warfare

Salah left Koulibaly on his ass, then scored -- just saying

He was breathtakingly good in that season. For me, the best season any individual has had in the PL era. He was so much better than everybody else that it was scary.

You lot?

Black Forest Gateaux beats both of these punk ass ice creams hands down.

She’d be right

If you're in a public space you need closed cup headphones as a matter of priority. The twat factor will be much higher if people hear you blasting out Robin Gibb from three rows away. The twat factor will also increase exponentially if you go anywhere near Beats. Beats are a no no for a man of many talents such as yourself.