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If you can't call a no confidence deal on somebody after losing by 230 votes when can you call one?

Went to Berlin for a few days and was under the belief that breakfast was included. went down the first morning and it was your standard “continental” fayre, with a selection of cold meats and cheeses, bread, pastries, fruit etc. there was also a bit of warm brekkie. Hard boiled eggs which were nice, scrambled eggs which were rank, hot dog sausages in water (which weren’t tried) and some frikadelle type flat meatballs which tasted like cheap frozen burgers. overall, apart from the salami and cheese it was appalling. yhe juice tasted like a handful of berocca’s dissolved in water, and the coffee was bad enough that i chose to drink earl grey tea. we went down each of our 3 mornings though, because it was paid for, and at the end of the day salami, cheese and bread is a good start to a day. when we checked out, we found breakfast wasn’t included in our stay and were charged €17 each per day, so over €100 total. Don’t know much about German history, but can only assume this is one of the worst things ever to have happened in the country.

I guess Robertson will just have to play on both sides now. He can attack on the left and then keep running to cover the right.

Absolutely comical decision letting Clyne go. There’s just no justifying it.

I order e-juice (vape wanker alert) from a site that sells it for £1 a bottle. It’s rather imaginatively called onepoundeliquid.com. It’s not the best but it’s cheap and does us just fine. There’s a £3.30 delivery charge so I stock up on about 30 bottles every so often. One of Mrs Turdseye’s mates has been paying £3 for the same size bottles from a local garage so Mrs Turdseye told her about the £1 website and she’s started ordering from there instead. Just found out that she’s only been ordering one or two bottles at a time. So instead of going to the garage and buying one for £3, she’s been ordering one online and paying £4.30 for it. The mind boggles.

But this is a forum where people discuss shit and are allowed to have an opinion. We do it over football all the time and I reckon even your defence of corbyn would even apply to Roy hodgson in a football context. And sometimes in life really qualified people make really bad decisions. It's a bit of a sorry day if we can't question and disagree with our politicians purely because they've been at it for a few years.

'Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has now tabled a vote of no confidence in the government, which could trigger a general election.' You surely can't get any more anti-Semitic than that? The media will crucify him.

His decomposing corpse would be preferable to Mignolet...

I finally know what getting cunted in the bastard looks like.

It's like transfer deadline day, but without the chance a dildo will be stuck in a reporter's ear. Sadly.

It's upset a lot of people who often call other people 'snowflakes' so that's quite fun.

There are some pretty grotty places in the UK but these days I just feel that ragging on them is a bit Tory. Ebbw Vale, for example as I'm very familiar with the area, really is a rundown area with little to no investment, no jobs and it's grim; but that's the legacy of the loss of heavy industry and neglect by central government. There are no jobs there and it shows.

Known as the soccer kid of the future by excelling in the field of ball kicking, the Hoever meister can also dribble so much he rivals the chin of Mongo. Left foot kick, right foot kick, Hazar what's next a HEADER? A prospect of the Ajax soccer school in the Euro EPL, he gets good grades in the art of tackles, smiles and kick ups but not downs. He now plays for the tremendous red team of Merseyside soccer Liverpool. But he is young, too young and this is his biggest weakness, something that will likely improve with age.

Wellend

He would definitely pick Zangief.

I think it's part of our sense of humour too but get what you are saying & clearly the reasons why these places are 'shitholes' has little to do with the people who live there & everything to do with those in power over the years. Having said that, Motherwell.

We need to rebuild Taff's Tavern with a mural of Theresa May.

It’s BiC gone mad.

No thanks

Looking at that picture, I can't help thinking they based Ron Burgandy on him.

Colin our own forumite Decided that Bristol was shite So he went to Ebbw Vale And got pissed up on Ale Now his arsehole looks like its been in a fight

And also Klopp and probably the rest of our fanbase as well.

From herpes to Gonorrhoea, he’s had the fuckin’ lot.

"You're not killing them yourself woolster at least assure me of that"

There was a young man called hermes Who posted shity limericks on the web They were shit Nobody laughed

I love that people have unexpectedly listened to Cock In My Pocket myself. More the merrier.

He hasn't bitten. She knew it was coming after a defeat like that and tried to look like she was inviting it to look strong and stable in control.

Because he wants/needs to win a GE. Its not just brexit that’s fucking the country over. A tory government is too.

You can't get results as sharp as that with photoshop.

Hair loss drugs I suspect. Poundland Trump

Nah, the problem was trying to deliver the undeliverable. Had Davis or - god forbid - someone like JRM been in charge, they'd have brought back a deal so severe, or favoured no deal, that it would've been defeated by an even greater margin. Ultimately, the make-up of parliament doesn't reflect the 52%, so any deal from a Brexiteer would've had to be appeasing, in which case they'd rather not go ahead. That leaves no deal, which no one other than the right of the Tory party want. May's been a catastrophe, but it's fantasy from both right and left that they think there's some kind of magic one that'd get enough support out there.

PM’d.

Distracted enough? In other NEWS today benefits rule changes mean pensioners that have a partner under the age of 65 can no longer claim their pension credit after 15 May. https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2018/10/having-younger-partner-crime-universal-credit-couple-penalty-punishes-pensioners

Can't agree on Trent being slow. He's sometimes slow to react, but in terms of pace he's pretty fast.

Great opportunity to neg Hermes, this thread.

VACUUM CLEANER.

I’m yet to see that one on there. You’re probably best checking twopoundeliquid.com.

Dads of the world, unite!

As far as I recall this conversation, he was insisting on the attack on the LGBT community ignoring the fact that the attacker was acting from the position of Islamic extremism, which is not part of the homophobic ideological spectrum in the West. Had it been an attack from, lets say, Christian fundamentalist or some far right wing position then yes, but "the pair of cunts" were "pushing" the idea it was an attack on western liberal values and a gay club as part of those liberal values.

But he wasn't very good. The reason why he never got back in after his injury is because he offered absolutely nothing going forward. Milner does. Hence why he'd rather play him there. We have plenty of backup there. This isn't a worry considering we have kind run of fixtures coming up spread over the period Trent is injured for.

The Trump presidency is a gift from the gods and the greatest work of satire our world will ever see. They’ll never be able to expunge this from the history books.

Contemplated going with "taking apart" there. There's probably a line somewhere...

We won't get any prizes for noncery though; you win nothing with kids.

I refuse to believe Genesis P Orridge is a bitter blue.

It's Joe Anderson in a badly bleached Beatles wig. Also - Hello Angie/Fuck off Code (delete as applicable).

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