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Does grabbing someone around the throat mean Sadio now gets elevated to "club legend" status?

Now get off the forum, drink some turps and rum and finger a pigeon

Get a room bum boys

A truly gifted footballer. Could infuriate with his desire to beat an opponent more than once before delivering a ball but an absolute joy to watch when he was on song, which he was frequently. His goal at Villa Park in the 1965 semi final was a thing of beauty. I remember a game against Wet Ham when it seemed that the whole Hammers defence decided the only way to stop him was to take turns at kicking him. Even the 'immaculate' Bobby Moore swung at fresh air and was left on his arse by Tommo. A great player in a great team. This getting old thing isn't all it's cracked up to be; you not only lose your youth you also lose your heroes. Turn those angels inside out, Peter!

"Why did we have to upset them?" Did he really say that? Would love to see the clip of that. *Off to search YouTube. Edit found it! ZPV9.mp4

Four years ago Kane was Solanke's age. He scored 31 goals for Tottenham that season. So, er, yeah.

Always think Javed looks like one of the spuds from the Smith's crisps adverts in the 80s. 'We wanna be, P-M, We wanna be...Peeeee-M.'

I just wind them up saying that the Cup Winners Cup no longer exists so they have never won a European trophy.

Ok we need a fact check for this statement. This reads like Labour constantly vote with the government on Brexit. Since the majority of parliament did the only democratic thing at that time and triggered article 50 how many times have Labour voted with the government on Brexit. Between Feb 2017 and July 2018 there were 83 votes on Brexit. Labour voted with the government zero times in that period. Probably closer to 100 now since that clip is a bit out of date but you get the gist. See below link. https://mobile.twitter.com/EL4JC/status/1014175560501776384 .

Just did a Rubiks cube for the first time ever. I'm 40 years old, I really shouldn't be proud of this fact but I am. May just celebrate by opening a bottle of Monkey 47 gin I got as a Christmas gift.

I hope your New Year is filled with cow shit in your pies. Fucking bean eating shite-hawks.

Be quiet, you silly twat.

I see that busy cunt Sean Dyche has thrown his oar into this one. Apparently he can't believe the FA said there's no case to answer. He'd be better off focusing on avoiding relegation and the loss of his job rather than whining about us, the massive fucking prick.

Listen to Lord Snooty here. I suppose you poor them out onto a plate and get your Butler to feed you them off a spoon. Elitist.

Our knobs are bigger, our balls are bigger and Stig started the thread. Away win.

Ayrshire is full of wanks.

Thanks pal good to hear your good news. Anxiety is a twat I've been on anti depressants since I was 18. They really do help. My dad and uncles are heavy boozers I think they've stopped me becoming one.

Ah, the lost verse from 'Auld Lang Syne'.

These are an actual thing and can still be bought from many family bakeries in Ayrshire (West coast of Scotland).

I put beans in pasta. Sue me.

It’s been a fucking shit year that ended even worse. Lets finish it in style!

You Guys are too easy.

Cheers lads keep plodding on

I'd take it as a compliment. It's fear of working class solidarity and uprising at its core. The rich all hate each other. It's unnerving to see people undermine your very existence.

To be fair I used to spend more time browsing in video shops than watching movies. It's the same with Netflix now. I spend more time browsing than watching. The only thing I miss the tactile experience of video cassettes and books.

Novichok Veinticinco

Nasri stumbles out of his rehab clinic and into David Gold’s waiting Rolls.

These far right lads aren’t half humourless.

To be fair, he's described me perfectly.

I get the impression this fella doesn’t like us Dan Tanner Player Valuation: £8m Yesterday at 11:37 PM #12,554 Inappropriate Content crackers said: Have you read the link you've posted? The article is a piss take out of city's inability to sell out their ground. Nowhere in there does it suggests away fans buy tickets in the home end. In fact it makes the point the tickets are only available to fans who've attended the etihad this season. You kopite rat, it's anyone with a previous purchase history, and it's not a pisstake about the inability to sell tickets........ It's an incentive to purchase illegal tickets with away fans....... Your a horrible rat.... As is any off your friends, not one person outside Anfield likes you..... Your mum thinks your a bad pedo and had phoned the dirty sex monster line. .. But you spend your life dressing up in the cuntiest clothing you find and believe your somehow relevent in this modern world..... Your not, you weird koprats have managed to somehow invade the police/NHS/government and have surely taken many poor childrens lives away as a matter of urgency.... You fundamentally understand that you'se are monsters.....but ya don't.... It's always about you red [Poor language removed]..... Like Quote Reply Report Likes:duncs pigeon, malfosse, d34noj and 10 others

We weren't playing well when we drew at the Emirates. We weren't playing well when we beat Spurs, drew at Chelsea and were held by City at Anfield either. We were getting results, but the fluency in attack wasn't there. It is now.

I put beans into a cornbeef hash which taste lovely and I rightfully can't stand the bastards on a fry up

Rugby fans who call Twickenham 'Twickers'. Fuck off Tarquin.

Worse than beans on a fry-up, this shit.

Fair enough. Can I come with you? I'll pay half for your next brekkie?

I think he's calling the shots regardless, which is an advantage because milner and henderson are pretty good at moaning at refs and wearing an armband gives you more latitude in that respect. I think the role of captain has changed. In the past it was all aboit the leader on the pitch, for the fans, for the players they're leading, for the opposition. But it seems there's a club as well as team element to it now with all the foreign players who come and need their hands holding when they arrive etc. While VVD is leading on the pitch and not having the armband isn't reducing his capacity as a leader of the team, I am more than happy for henderson to continue with the role of club captain.

A telling picture over who should be captain IMO.

I haven’t read through the rest of the thread yet so this may have been pointed out but in my opinion 2010-2020 is a direct result of 1997-2007. The Labour Party and the left in general pandered to these cunts and it lead to a meltdown anyone could have seen coming. It was a failing of right wing economic politics. The thing nobody seen coming though was the country then having nowhere to go because labour were the face of it and ended up voting in an even more right wing party. This “Corbyn can’t win” stuff is tedious. There needs to be options on the ballot or it’s pointless. The longer the tories go on the better chance Labour have if winning. A left wing Labour Party would probably have won in 97 or at worst in 2001/2. I think the majority of people looking back now would have taken an extra few years to avoid all the fucking nonsense Blair brought in.

Fuck Dyche, the talentless little rat. Just the latest exponent of the trusty British manager merry-go-round, who can see the lower half PL club gravy train disappearing as more clubs appoint managers from abroad with more modern tactical thinking.

He swerved it for a bit because of you. It's not your posts, it's your attitude. The enemy's dangerous, but right now you're worse. Dangerous and foolish. You may not like who's posting with you, but whose side are you on?

I'm not sure what help it gives solanke to go and work under that owl faced cunt, he's a fucking dinosaur and about as far away from klopp in terms of what he expects from his players as you can imagine. We must be hoping to sell him to Palace at the end of the deal.

Big if true.

Called that out in the match thread. Pleasure to witness. Mig would have held that until all outfield players had gone back to the halfway line, then kicked it into Stanley Park. Karius would have kicked it out for a corner for Arsenal.

Not seen enough of Mrs Tash this year.

To be fair, Pickford should be holding his hands up for at least two of yesterday's goals. Or maybe he is, and nobody can tell.