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  1. That’s a great win. I know it was only Burnley and they’re shite, but this was a big boy second half performance from the lads and it’s a huge three points. Seven changes and playing three days after a physically and emotionally draining Derby win, this was always going to be a grind. The first half was predictably gash and when we fell behind early in the second there’s no doubt we were in trouble. We’ve seen games like this before. Hell, we’ve seen them at this ground. I wasn't exactly panicking, but I was seriously concerned. Two years ago we completely dominated the game, fell behind, couldn’t get back into it and then conceded another. This is a massively different team these days though. They’re battle hardened, know how to get results and don’t need to be at their best to do it. That said, I thought the second half display was really, really good. I had no issue whatsoever with the team selection. I’ve said this before, but if we accept that players can’t play in every single game (which I think we all do, don’t we?), then we can’t complain when they’re left out, surely? Ok, seven changes seems a little excessive, but Klopp doesn’t just do this on a whim. We’ve had a busy time of it and the fixture load gets even more hectic over the next couple of weeks. Mane and Robbo were injured, while leaving out Firmino was a no brainer. It made sense to freshen up the midfield too with Hendo, Milner and Keita. Maybe Salah could have started considering Sadio and Bobby weren’t, but we’ve got some big games coming up and Klopp has to manage it as he sees fit. Some may call it arrogance, believing Klopp has thought “it’s only Burnley”, but I don’t see it that way. If he’d played his strongest eleven in this game he’d have had to leave a few out at the weekend when we go to Bournemouth. What’s the tougher looking game? Burnley might be more of a battle, but Bournemouth is the tougher fixture. Besides, the line up that we put out should have been good enough to take care of Burnley. It wasn’t though and Klopp had to send for the cavalry in the second half. Most of the players who came in didn’t exactly enhance their hopes of a more regular start. Moreno was ineffective, Origi never really got into the game, Sturridge took a long time to get going (he was good when he eventually did) and Matip was ok but had some problems dealing with the awkward Ashley Barnes, who’s the master of backing into defenders and winning free-kicks. He’s a right bastard to play against him, such a crafty fucker. He’s great at what he does and for me he represents the only chance Burnley have of staying up. If he doesn’t start scoring goals they’ve had it, as he’s their most important player. He found the net in spectacular style in the first half but was rightly ruled offside. Great finish though. He’s a handful. He robbed Van Dijk at one point and for a second it looked like trouble, but Virgil had caught up with him within about five yards and just shrugged him off like he was a little kid. Not many are going to do that to the powerful Barnes, but that’s Virgil for you, he’s a one off. Very little happened in the first half. We had some 'nearly' moments, which usually involved the lively Keita. He was at the heart of anything good we produced and was much more direct and adventurous than he has been. We were always just one pass away from getting in though. The second half started much better and we seemed to have more intensity about us. Sturridge brought a brilliant save out of Hart and we were looking good at that point. It felt like a goal was coming, and it did. Except it was at the wrong end. Not that it should have counted. Burnley worked the corner well by blocking Van Dijk off so he couldn’t head it clear (as he’d done with virtually ever other ball into the box), but when it was nodded back in by Tarkowski, Wood was a yard offside. He tried to get a toe on the ball and his involvement is the only reason Alisson didn’t make a simple save. I could even make a strong case that the goal shouldn’t have counted because Alisson had two hands on the ball when Barnes challenged him, but it’s the offside that I’m most pissed off about. It was obvious, it wasn’t a close call, and it’s galling that our brilliant defensive record has been damaged by a goal that should never have stood. At the time though that was the least of my concerns. I could see the points slipping away and we really couldn’t afford to fall five points behind City. Even a draw wouldn’t be much good as that would mean a four point gap. We’ve got to win these games, it’s that simple. And win it we did. The response to going behind was great. We stepped it right up, put them under and turned the game around. Milner collected a short pass from Origi and drilled a precise low shot into the corner, giving his old mate Hart no chance. Klopp sent on Firmino and Salah for Moreno and Origi. You could see the lads had the bit between their teeth now and when Sturridge was hauled down, Trent floated in a free-kick, Virgil stretched out a long leg and Bobby tapped in with his first touch. Keita had a terrific shot brilliantly tipped onto the post by Hart, and soon after there was an almighty scramble that could have seen us score three times in about five seconds. Keita had a shot saved, Salah’s follow up was also kept out but he collected the loose ball and cut it back to Keita again. This time the shot was blocked by a defender. The ball was fired back in by Hendo, Naby flicked it goal wards and Bardsley scrambled it off the line. Normally something like that would make me think it wasn’t our day and I’d be bracing myself for an equaliser. This year it’s been different though. We’ve had a lot of breaks go our way, so much so that you start to wonder if it’s a sign. I never felt like we’d relinquish the lead because we defend so well these days, but when they got a stoppage time corner my nerves were jangling just a little. With good reason too, as they were within a whisker of pegging us back, but thankfully Alisson got a touch that diverted Mee’s header onto the bar. Phew, fucking hell that was close. When the ball was played back in, Alisson did well to keep it in play and prevent another corner, and then he had the awareness to throw it out to Sturridge to start a counter. I fucking love these goals. Nothing finer than a Reds counter attack from an opposition corner. Sturridge lofted the ball into space for Salah, who in turn lobbed it over a defender into the path of Shaqiri who laced it into the corner. Great goal, great win, great celebration from Shaq. Our best ever start to a top flight season this is. And it’s still not enough to be top. That’s what we’re having to deal with, but all we can do is keep winning and hope they crack before we do. We’ve lost Gomez for a while now by the looks of it, which is bad news considering the big games we have coming up. He never even attempted to stand up and put any weight on the ankle. That’s not a good sign as he’s had ankle injuries before so he’ll know when it’s bad or not. All we can do is hope it’s not as serious as it looked. Jurgen had a moan afterwards about their tackling. Sorry, not having it. The tackle that injured Gomez was fine. Nothing wrong with it; not dangerous, not overly aggressive, just a good tackle. The kind of tackle that Klopp has often celebrated like a goal in fact. The Bardsley one on Moreno should have been a straight red, but aside from that I didn’t see anything untoward from Burnley at all. They’re second from bottom, playing the team second from top. Of course they’re gonna get stuck in. Not sure why Kloppo has gone all Arsene Wenger about it. Dyche was unhappy about something afterwards, but fuck him, the tit. All in all just what was required. It’s not easy just churning out win after win, especially when you’re not on a roll and playing great. What we’re doing is fantastic and it’s based mostly on the solid foundation given to us by Alisson and Van Dijk. Those two might make all the difference. Van Dijk is just incredible. I can’t get over how good he actually is. He’s just completely dominant. He reminds me of LeBron James. By that I mean even in a game when there are several great players on view, he’s the one that just stands out as being bigger and stronger and better than everyone else out there. He was the star man but Keita was very good too. If Naby can finally start to produce the form we were expecting then that will be huge. This was probably his best game so far so let’s hope he can build on that. Roll on Saturday, when we play first and will hopefully be able to put pressure on City with a win that would send us top before they have to face Chelsea. Let’s do this Redmen!! Team: Alisson; Gomez (Alexander-Arnold), Matip, Van Dijk, Moreno (Salah); Henderson, Milner, Keita; Shaqiri, Sturridge, Origi (Firmino):
    15 points
  2. if you sat SteveO down and cut open his brain you'd just have Tony Bellew, Leon Osman, Barry Horne and Phil Neville riding round on tricycles banging cymbals to the tune of z cars shouting redshite, Heysel and the Peoples Club whilst Derek Hatton sits on a laptop looking for obscure and pointless stats to prove how shit loads of our players are in comparison to theirs.
    7 points
  3. TLW 1988 Poll Best Film - Midnight Run Best Album - Straight Outta Compton Best TV Programme - Knightmare Hottest Bird - Elisabeth Shue Hottest Bloke - Mehmet (Eastenders) Favourite TLW Moment - Mook’s ma answering the door in her nightie Highlight - Passing my Cycling Proficiency Test Lowlight - Losing my half Liverpool half Celtic hat Wish for 1989 - That Back to the Future Part II is sound.
    7 points
  4. Hottest bloke - Paul Walker
    5 points
  5. Thanks. I'm here all day. For a team 1-0 down and wanting to challenge for the title I'd suggest having a midfielder sitting alongside your two centre backs pointing isn't the best way to go about it.
    5 points
  6. Bit crowded in there with all the other instances of 'my boy'.
    5 points
  7. Virgil’s Mrs is well punching above her weight.
    5 points
  8. That was really impressive, I thought. First half was flat but I thought we were excellent second half. We played some excellent stuff up to their goal, and kept the same rhythm afterwards. Speaking of, their goal was a travesty. There was two fouls against us leading up to the corner and then the Burnley lad kicked it out of Allison's hands. Allison and Keita were particularly good. The former showed himself to be the anti-Mig. Solid as usual and utilised some quick thinking to send us away for third goal. The days of seething over the Belgian Pear ruining a great counter attacking opportunity by breast feeding the ball are over. Naby did what we all expected him to be capable of. Took the ball on in tight spaces, Carried it in on with confidence and almost scored a goal for the ages with his left foot. We had to go to five different pubs in Dublin to find a place that was showing it, but all our wandering paid off. Some nice pints and an even nicer three points - that's what I call a good evening.
    5 points
  9. Best film - A Star Is Born Best album - Egypt Station - Paul McCartney Best tv programme - Power (Netflix) Hottest bird - Holly Willabooby Hottest bloke - Philip Schofield Favourite TLW moment - Spending every single day with you guys xxxx Highlight - Started a new job today in town, pretty much the job i'd design for myself if asked. Persistence and belief really does pay off. Lowlight - Quite a few and I've just started crying thinking about them Mook you bastard. One wish for 2019 - To really get back on track and reclaim my rightful place as the fucking best and happiest motherfucker around.
    4 points
  10. Best film: BlackKkKlansman Best album: Microshift by Hookworms Best tv programme: Mr Mercedes S2 Hottest bird: Kate Upton Hottest bloke: VVD Favourite TLW moment: Lifey's fry up Highlight: My baby Son being born in January. He's a little legend. Slowly beating my anxiety. Lowlight: CL Final. One wish for 2019: Trump to choke on a hamburger. In his kecks. Tweeting.
    4 points
  11. Me obviously. But maybe I did him a disservice. There are a group of parents who are very vocal about skiing at half term and the south of France in the spring and Caribbean in the summer. Turns out, as my gran would say, they are “fur coat and no knickers’. But I’m still a cunt.
    3 points
  12. Dyche is a fucking ballbag. Banging on about how Liverpool fans would rather see his fair tackling players than Sturridge diving. No, what we’d like to see is you fired, never getting a job in any of the top four divisions, and your fucking grock squad relegated.
    3 points
  13. 3 points
  14. JORDAN HENDERSON IS OUR CAPTAIN, JORDAN HENDERSON IS A RED, JORDAN HENDERSON PLAYS FOR LIVERPOOL, HE'S GOT TWO LEGS AND A HEAD.
    3 points
  15. Last year's poll went really badly & nobody could be arsed so if that happens again this year I'm going to have a diva strop & it's getting binned in 2019, here goes:- Best film Best album Best tv programme Hottest bird Hottest bloke Favourite TLW moment Highlight Lowlight One wish for 2019
    2 points
  16. 2 points
  17. I want them banned because they are fucking shit.
    2 points
  18. And they've got the owl.. Useless get. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46472416
    2 points
  19. The living Years, Mike and the mechanics, my best mate died around the time it was out, always brings the memories back. As does Fairytale of New York for the same reason. Happy Xmas, John Lennon, for the boss Xmas’s past, as a kid and, later on, boss Xmas nights out with all the lads when we didn’t have a care in the World. Quite a few Xmas songs get me. Band Aid, Jonah Luis, Johnny Mathis, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, transfers me a place where everything was just so simple and happy. Good times.
    2 points
  20. Its hard to know who the saddest cunt in that story is.
    2 points
  21. Lallana has been out for longer with "general sense of unhappiness with current hair cut".
    2 points
  22. M&S are bastards for doing that. Tiramisu a summer cake - what a load of bollocks!
    2 points
  23. Agree with everything apart from the Burnley tackling. Their intent was clear - rough us up, make sure you leave something on the player. Much of it was reckless and occasionally out of control (i.e. yellow cards - but only 1 (!) was given to Burnley), and it was a matter of luck that there weren't other injuries. Leaving aside the Gomez situation, they took every opportunity to dive in on players right up against the touchline even though it was seldom necessary e.g. the ball was already going out of play. The underlying issue is again one of consistency - we could barely touch any Everton player on Sunday without them falling over and being given a free kick - TAA's slight touch on Bernard that led to Mina's (offside) header. Yet last night, Burnley played as if they'd walked straight out 70's Division 1 football and it was deemed ok.
    2 points
  24. Jurgen's point about the tackling is that it might be legal but it's reckless and the ref should be having a quiet word to cool it a bit before someone gets hurt. He didn't do it and in the end they mistimed a tackle and Moreno might have got injured. Even then the ref completely ignored what was at least a yellow.
    2 points
  25. I really don't like Queen at all but Who Wants to Live Forever always makes me think of Heather dying in Highlander and i'm gone.
    2 points
  26. Best Film - Cling Best Album - My Sisters Wedding Best TV programme - The one we’re you can watch one and tape two. Hottest bird - Liver Hottest bloke - Nick Knowles Favourite TLW Moment - Phil the blagger fucking off. If he has. Highlight - Living to 50 Lowlight - A certain night in Kiev. Wish for 2019 - Win the fucking lottery. Must start doing it.
    2 points
  27. It's true according to the Evertonian law of propositional logic, which states: "if you can interpret something in a way that makes Everton look less like the bitter losers that they are, you should." See also: Pierluigi Collina 2005, etc.
    2 points
  28. Best film - Genuinely can't think of one Best album - Makaya McCraven's Universal Beings Best tv programme - Ozark Hottest bird - Camila Cabello Hottest bloke - Stig Favourite TLW moment - Definitely Lifetime Fan's fry up Highlight - The birth of my second Son in February Lowlight - Aretha dying One wish for 2018 - Same as last year, get the tories & Brexit to fuck
    2 points
  29. Best film - Upgrade Best album - Didn't listen any Best tv programme - Better Call Saul Hottest bird - Rita Ora Hottest bloke - Turdseye Favourite TLW moment - Being able to rep or neg without leaving mobile version of the site. Highlight - Getting a dog, nice holidays with the missus and kids Lowlight - Being in a car crash that has given me all sorts of grief with my back.  One wish for 2019 - To win some cash
    2 points
  30. You can imagine Dyche's pre-match team talk. 57 kinds of codswallop about how Klopp was disrespecting them, treating them like a pub team, so let's get out there and show these nancy boys the best of British bulldog spirit. For England and St George! He won't be able to dip into that well again any time soon. No wonder he was pissed.
    2 points
  31. Henderson might've reined in what he can do on the ball but, off it, he's become a bit of a beast. He's fast, he's strong, he's aggressive and he doesn't stop. He might not chalk up as many tackles as the best holding midfielders in the world and he might be on down the rankings in terms of interceptions and what have you, but his imposing presence has become a pest to opposition players who'd rather turn around and go somewhere else rather than thread a ball through what seems like an ever-present brick wall of an anchor tied to the Liverpool ship. He'll never be considered as one of the best and he might never be fully embraced by everyone. He might never really do anything on the pitch but, somehow, for some abstract reason, he'll make teams better on the pitch. Gerrard's slip has masked over the fact that he was the one who was missing that day - having been red-carded in injury time in the win against City. It might be mere coincidence but this man is making a fine career now out of what some people are still trying to write off as coincidence. Listen, you won't win any league titles with 10 Jordan Hendersons - you won't get anywhere near it. But maybe, just maybe, you couldn't win one without him either. Excellent article.
    2 points
  32. It's becoming a recurring theme now. Trent Arnold free kick, Van Dijk with an assist and a forward mopping up on the line. Fucking great stuff. And the third goal was all one touch stuff, right from Alisson's quick throw. 3 touches, 8 or 9 seconds and it's in their net. And fuck Dyche, the upside down headed ginger cunt.
    2 points
  33. Super striker Cenk Tosun - you remember him from such shows as ‘bargain twenty goal a season man’ and ‘Walsh gems’ - getting it in the neck. He’s Toastun.
    2 points
  34. 2 points
  35. Great win for us tonight. Need a few more to keep this great Everton team at a distance. They’ve certainly got me running scared.
    2 points
  36. Donovan Bailey was indeed a world class sprinter and Canadian hero, mate. No clue what you're talking about.
    2 points
  37. Jose with his Porsche branded turtleneck. What a fucking partridge
    2 points
  38. 2 points
  39. In general I think that political correctness is a force for good that amounts to little more than trying not to be a cunt. Those PETA suggestions are seriously funny, mind.
    2 points
  40. Everton devise new training regime for T rex
    2 points



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