It was fucking boss in work today. Kids just the ripping the Evertonian IT teacher all day long. He said to me in all seriousness, “I’ve made my peace with it now. I know I’ll never see us win at Anfield”. I laughed at him and said he was being daft, to which he replied that the last time it happened he was eight years old. I said, “Fair enough” and walked off pissing myself.