Me;Dave paid you off din't he ??
Simon: yes, quite a LOT of money.
Me; you wasted most of it
Simon- I didn't waste it.
Me;- Tell them what you spent it on.
Simon; I released my own movie, if that's a waste.
Me- It didn't even get in the top 100 imdb!
Simon: Good.
Didn't want it to.
Next?
Me; How much did it cost?
Simon: ''Cost'' is a bit misleading because I paid for everything.
Studio time, pasties, PR costs.
Me:- Roughly, how much did you spend? -
Simon Roughly? £42,000.
But that's all outgoings.
That's not taking into account the money I made from the dvds sold.
Me; - How much did you make? -
Simon; I had my own label, ''clear and Squeasant danger productions''.
Um, I was taking the lion's share, so I made a clear £1 profit for every DVD sold.
Me; How many DVDs did you sell?
Simon; - overall.......150.
me;- That was mainly to Turdseye and family.