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  1. Call me old fashioned, but I’d rather they always lost than find excuses why it’s a somehow a good thing that they keep winning. Unless we need them to win for us to directly benefit, I will always want them to lose. If we need them to win for us to directly benefit, I’ll still probably be happier if they only drew.
    5 points
  2. The sculptress from the Lionel Richie 'Hello' video has been at it again. Lionel's are obviously a source of confusion for her as this one looks like Lionel Blair. Messi had better watch out.
    4 points
  3. We should send Ardja to drop this in the centre circle like Souness planting that flag in the Istanbul derby. The fanny merchants will shit themselves and run like fuck when confronted with the stark realities of this:
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  4. Hutch wearing a Moanero style turd brown trab.
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  5. This is just the latest example of how our pc obsessed society has in part created this horrible, obnoxious element such as these edl stoke cunts. I'm old enough to remember outright racism and the "no irish, no blacks, no dogs" signs when i was looking for digs in London, but i actually think that there is more passive aggressive racism in society now than ever before. Most working class people had tolerance that isn't there to the same extent nowadays. Where once you had labour and trade unions, now you have decaying estates full of angry lads drawn to the edl etc. The poppy has been turned into a stick to beat people with and that is completely wrong. McClean is a journeyman but good luck to him for having his beliefs.
    3 points
  6. So she's on the market? Old Spice and Ovaltine tin lid at the ready.
    3 points
  7. Call me old-fashioned but I wish we'd win "a small cup here or there".
    3 points
  8. I’m not going to complain about a point at Arsenal. I don’t think we played well and it’s frustrating not to have been able to hold on having got our noses in front, but so far this season we’ve drawn with City, Chelsea and Arsenal and we’ve beaten everyone else. Can’t really ask for more than that, surely? It’s hard to be completely objective about these things because of how much Man City have completely skewed everything, the financial doping cheating twats. They’ve artificially set the bar so high that any point dropped feels like it might be catastrophic in terms of the title. I mean, since when is a draw at Arsenal a bad result? The answer is never, yet it almost feels that way, especially because City have already won there. They played Arsenal at the right time, before they’d fully adjusted to what Emery wants from them. The Gunners look much stronger now. They’re certainly much better without the ball than we’ve become used to. I still feel as though we’d have battered them if we’d been anywhere near our best but it’s hard to beat anyone when the front three perform like this. I had hoped that the two easy wins we’d had prior to this would have been enough to get them going again, but sadly not. The goal we scored came from Milner and the rest of our best chances all fell to Virgil. Where were the front three? Aside from Firmino’s clever lob that hit the post in the first half, they barely threatened. Mane followed that one up and tucked the rebound away but he was ruled offside. Apparently under the current rules that was an incorrect decision and the goal should have stood, but fucking hell, I don’t think I want to live in a world where that is considered to be onside. I mean come on. He runs in behind the defence and is a yard offside when the initial ball comes in. He even goes towards the ball but Firmino beats him to it. When Bobby takes the shot Mane is obviously onside at that point, but the only reason he is first to get to the loose ball is because he gained a huge advantage over the defenders by running offside in the first place. If the rules now state that this is ok, then the rules are a fucking joke. But then we knew that anyway. Look at Cardiff’s goal at Anfield last week, if that’s a legit goal then Mane’s should be too. The inconsistency bothers me, but other than that I can’t get worked up about it when to me that should always be given as offside. The real problem is that nobody knows anymore, not even the linesmen. It’s not their fault either, the whole thing is just a farce now. Maybe if the goal had stood the forwards would have grown in confidence and made more of the space that Arsenal were allowing them. We’ll never know. What we do know is that it didn’t stand and that was pretty much as good as it got for the forwards. Salah always looked like he was on the brink of doing something but he never did. Firmino never really looked on the brink of anything other than being substituted, which he eventually was, while Mane was just really hot and cold. Mostly cold. That Arsenal back four was tailor made for us and there was loads of space in behind them, but we didn’t control the midfield well enough and the forwards weren’t threatening enough. The mad thing is, despite rarely looking like being the better side we still had the better of the chances. Arsenal had a few good moments but mostly they were kept at arms length by our defence. Robbo was great and the two centre backs were pretty much flawless. I thought Trent was shite though and Alisson looked ropey. Had Lovren been fit we may have seen Gomez at right back, but unless Trent sorts himself out quickly it might even be worth bring Clyne back in. Alisson could have conceded a penalty when he came for a cross, was beaten to it by Mkhitaryan and ended up cleaning him out. Keepers usually get away with those to be fair, and at least the ref was consistent as he later waved away an identical claim we had at the other end when Van Dijk was belted in the face by Leno after beating him to the ball. Big Virg also put one into the keeper’s chest from close range. Should have scored really, and it’s bizarre that he hasn’t scored since that debut goal against the Blues. He seems to have a chance every week. I suspect once he ends his dry spell they’ll start to come regularly. We eventually broke the deadlock when Mane escaped down the left and his cross was parried by Leno straight into the path of Milner. It’s easy to blaze those over the bar but he made sure he got right over the top of the ball and kept it down. He doesn’t get many from open play and he probably should chip in with more than he does really. It wasn’t his best game but he was better than the other two midfielders. Wijnaldum was neat and tidy in the first half and then pulled his disappearing Gini act in the second. I keep saying it, but as a number six he’s brilliant. As an eight, very hit and miss, especially away from home. Fabinho never got to grips with he speed of the game at all. He was late into challenges and always looked on the verge of being caught in possession. Playing against Red Star and Cardiff isn’t the greatest preparation for a high tempo game like this, and he was found out. Still some work to do with him, but having experienced this he’ll be better prepared next time. We missed Henderson though. Klopp’s midfield options were restricted with the skipper and Keita, but the way the game was going it looked like a fairly obvious call to get Fabinho off and either Lallana or Shaqiri on in midfield. Instead Klopp seemed to tweak the formation. It looked to me that we went 4-4-1-1 in the second half, with Milner right midfield and Bobby playing in behind Mo. Not sure what the thinking was there, but it didn’t really work. Personally I’d have gone like for like and matched what Arsenal were doing, and just backed our lads to do it better. In other words, get Fabinho off, switch to 4-2-3-1 and get Shaq on to supply the front three. Instead we got Shaq on for Bobby. It didn’t help much, but I did think we’d probably be able to hold onto the lead as the defence were doing well for the most part. It’s not like Alisson had many shots to save, but then Arsenal produced one moment of real quality and were level. It was brilliant from Lacazatte. We were unlucky because nine times out of ten that doesn’t end up in our net. Alisson did well not to bring him down and having been forced wide it looked like the chance had gone. Lacazette checked back onto his right foot and lashed it right in the corner. He had a window of about one foot otherwise that wasn’t going in. Sadly for us he lashed it right through that window. The worry then was that we might blow it and end up with nothing. It’s happened before. Not this time though. We rallied quite well and had a couple of promising breaks. One saw Shaqiri pick out Sadio for a rasping shot just over the bar, and the other should have seen Salah roll the ball to Mane who was clean through. Unfortunately he did exactly what he did at Huddersfield the other week and passed it straight to the last defender. It was unspeakably shit and it took me about an hour to calm down. The draw is a decent result and it’s not as though we deserved more than a point based on how we played, but that one moment really stayed with me for a while because I can’t get my head around Salah doing something that shit twice in as many away games. Sort your shit out Mo. Maybe Klopp was as pissed off as me, as that’s the only explanation I can think of for the fucking pointless change he made with a minute left. Matip for Salah? Why? Just why? Salah had made a mess of that counter attack but the fact Arsenal were so wide open for it meant we might get another chance. Instead we got fucking Joel Matip. Depressing. Nothing against big Joel but the message it sent out was just all kinds of wrong, and besides, that’s a change you make when a) you’re winning, and b) the other team is desperate and pumping long balls into the box. Neither of those applied, so again I ask, what was the fucking point? Kloppo was pissed off at that pass I tell you! So anyway, we didn’t lose but we slipped two points behind City. Not a huge deal at this stage, but it reduces our margin for error because you can probably count on one hand the number of games City won’t win. We’re now relying on Mourinho and United to do us a favour next week. As if that’s gonna fucking happen. We need to disregard what City are doing and view our season based on what we do. If we finish with 90 odd points and it’s not enough, there’ll be people complaining and scapegoating certain players. It’s understandable but it’s just fucking wrong isn’t it? This is the City effect though, they’re ruining the game the fucking twats. Star man is Van Dijk. Just a shame his finishing isn’t as good as his defending. Team: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold, Gomez, Van Dijk, Robertson; Fabinho, Milner, Wijnaldum; Salah (Matip), Firmino (Shaqiri), Mane:
    2 points
  9. I wouldn't if I were you ROTOQ. This is the one he built for me.
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  10. Real Madrid starting line-up, September 2019 Allisson TAA Gomez VVD Robertson Keita Fabinho Wijnaldum Salah Mane Firmino
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  11. This always makes me a bit sad but the description is brilliant. Causley based it on a someone he knew. It reminds me of food banks and breakfast clubs for kids in school. We haven’t really come that much further from when it was written. 'Timothy Winters' Timothy Winters comes to school With eyes as wide as a football-pool, Ears like bombs and teeth like splinters: A blitz of a boy is Timothy Winters. His belly is white, his neck is dark, And his hair is an exclamation-mark. His clothes are enough to scare a crow And through his britches the blue winds blow. When teacher talks he won't hear a word And he shoots down dead the arithmetic-bird, He licks the pattern off his plate And he's not even heard of the Welfare State. Timothy Winters has bloody feet And he lives in a house on Suez Street, He sleeps in a sack on the kithen floor And they say there aren't boys like him anymore. Old Man Winters likes his beer And his missus ran off with a bombardier, Grandma sits in the grate with a gin And Timothy's dosed with an aspirin. The welfare Worker lies awake But the law's as tricky as a ten-foot snake, So Timothy Winters drinks his cup And slowly goes on growing up. At Morning Prayers the Master helves for children less fortunate than ourselves, And the loudest response in the room is when Timothy Winters roars "Amen!" So come one angel, come on ten Timothy Winters says "Amen Amen amen amen amen." Timothy Winters, Lord. Amen Charles Causley
    2 points
  12. Pretty sure the new Diet Coke advert is secretly funded by Pepsi. Could also cross post in the punchable faces thread.
    2 points
  13. I don't think he's a racist in the traditional sense, i.e he holds beliefs about race/colour. Trump is a pretty simple character, either through upbringing or his mental wiring - possibly both - all he cares about, and I mean ALL he cares about, is Donald Trump. If he had to choose who to save from a fire, himself or all of his kids, there's absolutely no doubt in my mind he'd save himself. That's probably why he's scared of germs, it's a pretty well known phenomenon that people who consider themselves untouchable are pretty much only scared of death and/or disease. That's why a lot of them profess to love God (as Putin does), not because they're religious but because they're hedging their bets, if God exists - they want him to have their back. Trump would do and say anything to get his own way, whether that was deporting all migrants or deporting all whites (except himself), it wouldn't matter, as long as it served his agenda.
    2 points
  14. It's Leo Sayers head on Iago Aspas body.
    2 points
  15. Aye, he is a bit of a dish, alright
    2 points
  16. Wooden Guthrie write a song about Trump’s father treatment of black tenants, he was undoubtedly a bigot. And whilst that doesn’t necessarily make old president tango a bigot, I would suggest he is in fact much worse, in that he will fuck over anyone and any thing in his path. The man is a narcissistic, greedy, psychopath, out for his own benefit at the cost of all. Fuck look at the way he is ripping the arse out of your country with charging the secret service for rooms at his places. He is the devil child of crony capitalism, and a fucking charlatan.
    2 points
  17. Clyne, Lallana and Sturridge. Another shit full English.
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  18. Still the only scene in any movie that gave me nightmares. I remember seeing it at the movies knowing it was coming and yet is still made me jump back into my seat terrified I must have kipped with the light on for about a fortnight. That was till my wife got pissed off and told me to pull myself together.
    2 points
  19. Under the current interpretation of the offside law, the linesman completely fucked it up. First of all, his positioning was way off so his line of sight was impaired. Mane was initially in an offside position when Trent played the ball in, but he didn't get the ball. Firmino had run onto it quickly very much from an ONSIDE position so he was OK throughout the move. The linesman never thought Mane was interfering with play at this point or else he would have raised his flag sooner, and Leno's movement was based on dealing with Firmino - he wasn't hampered with Mane's presence at all. Once Firmino got onto the ball, it is then about what they call the 'second phase', and by that point, Mane is no longer offside. In any case, he ensured that he was at worst level with Firmino at the point Firmino got his shot away, so he wasn't ahead of the play or ahead of the keeper when the ball bounced off the woodwork and straight to him. I've long thought that the offside rule needs to be simplified to get rid of this first phase second phase crap, which only muddies the waters. A simpler offside rule would have had Mane offside once Trent passed the ball, rendering everything else immaterial. Right now, the officials are having to process a lot of information in a very short space of time and then make an instant decision. VAR would help rectify a lot of it, but the first change should be to give the officials much less to process.
    2 points
  20. Enya's next three fixtures. Sale (a) Sale (a) Sale (a)
    2 points
  21. This maybe of interest, https://maps.nls.uk/geo/explore/side-by-side/#zoom=12&lat=53.4342&lon=-2.9484&layers=1&right=BingSat
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  22. My wife left me because I'm too insecure.No wait, she's back.She just went to make a cup of tea.
    2 points
  23. I have no intention of imagining Thatch having a wet dream.
    1 point
  24. Bad form. Has to be a wind up. Negged.
    1 point
  25. For me it's not about what he deserves, he is a rich white guy in his 70s so I guess he has said things in his life that would be classified as racist by today's standards. His emergence has definitely emboldened racist groups and opinions. But I feel that the racist label is just a lazy and convenient way to discredit or disqualify him, rather than going into a proper analysis of entire right wing (and beyond) populism and Trump as a political phenomenon. He is several things (that are more important) before he is a racist. He is not driven by racist views, he is just frequently using people who hold them or refusing to unequivocally distance himself from them, like over Charlottesville (which I admit had me thinking I might be wrong) because they voted for him.
    1 point
  26. Check out this guy, fantasising about his new lampashade
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  27. Far too much of a risk factor involved for my liking. If they look undercooked, there's a chance that they may actually be undercooked. If they look cooked, way less likely.
    1 point
  28. The side profile has more than a passing resemblance to Neil Kinnock
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  29. Could be criticised for the Arsenal goal for allowing Lacazette to turn and shoot in the area to be critical.
    1 point
  30. I'm shocked to hear that AoT is the voice of the left,I wanted that position. I am now going to be The Left of The Voice and stage talent contests featuring the likes of Billy Bragg.
    1 point
  31. Bob Mortimer is one funny little faced almost geordie:
    1 point
  32. A Pi 3 is only about £35 and there are lots of available downloads for them. Retro Pie is available for free here https://retropie.org.uk/download/ There are also a multitude of emulators for various bits of kit out there for free for PC as well as Pi.
    1 point
  33. Either way, she really wants to see those fingers.
    1 point
  34. Ok, I lied. How about a couple of good choices to bookend Fallen. If you’ve seen the film you’ll know how appropriate they are.
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  35. Taken from another site, this pretty much sums up where Everton are as a club and a fanbase these days. It's in reply to something I posted and I think this poster absolutely nails it : Son of Spion reply : And this, in a nutshell, tells you everything about the modern Everton. An entity that from top to bottom refuses to take any responsibility whatsoever for itself. Ironic given their inane chant, but they are always the victim. It's never their fault. They simply refuse to take responsibility for their own endless line of poor decisions over the years. Not consolidating when they finally got it right in the 80s. Resting on their laurels. Poor signing after poor signing. Disastrously insular marketing of the club over decades which has painted them into a corner. Being serial manager hire the firers. The list of errors by them is endless... The problem across the park is rather than taking responsibility and learning from their mistakes, they take the easy option and look to blame others for their own mess. They've identified a scapegoat and incorporated that scapegoat and the scapegoat narrative into their own DNA. The victim mentality is now entrenched within them. From top to bottom, their mentality is to blame others. In their eyes they are perfect and are only prevented from being where they crave to be because of their scapegoat. They are a club and a fanbase in absolute denial. They don't learn from their mistakes because they don't believe they make any. They don't own their mistakes and would rather deflect and blame others instead. Again, ironic given the chants, but they revel in their own perceived victimhood and use it as an excuse for their own enduring failure. It's in the fabric of their club now, and rampant within their fanbase. I find that in life you only really move forward when you own your own mistakes and are willing to learn from them. It's about personal responsibility. But, it's far too easy to blame anything and everything other than yourself at times. It's far less painful to do so, but it leaves you stuck in victimhood. Everton and its fanbase is a classic example of an entity that refuses to accept personal responsibility for its own failings. Regarding the age group of their bitter element. It's far from just being their youth. I remember going to a pre-season tournament at Goodison in the 90s including us, them and two other European sides. I was in the lower bullens in their section with my then girlfriend. There was a guy there who I'd say was in his 40s who was absolutely purple with rage, bile and hate everytime the reds in our section sang anything. Honestly, this was a grown adult reduced to a gibbering wreck by the sound of a few Liverpool songs. This kind of older blue are not uncommon. And let's not forget, the younger element get their education from their elders who either exhibit this vile behaviour or condone it by not condemning it when it shows up. They are a club and a fanbase that has long since lost it's way. Their pathological obsession with us has further bent them out of shape and left them without an identity of their own. They are now defined by their obsession with LFC. It's all they have now. To earn your stripes as a bitter, you have to show a hatred for Liverpool. The deeper and more pathological the better. This is what it now means to be blue. A fanbase driven by hate, bitterness, envy, jealousy and victimhood. A club that takes no responsibility for its own failings and a fanbase all too happy to join in. What we see as a result is the whole sorry, putrid mess that they have become. Edit: Bloody hell. Typing on my phone and didn't realise that was so long. 7
    1 point
  36. It makes it harder for them to run away, and they can't fit through the bars of the cage.
    1 point



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