Boris Johnson

[Barrington Womble 8,476]

3 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

So the leak of a leak was released, so they leaked the full details whilst putting an enquiry in place to find the original leak and now they are leaking a message assuring people that the leaks were unintentional and the culprit will be caught, by leaking it.

 

Cool.

 

Absolute shit show.

 

Rugby will be finished soon, they’ll pop out and fill us plebs in on the finer details.

 

Edit: There’s no fucking way they really waited for the Rugby to finish, surely?

It sounds like yes prime minister. 

[Section_31 19,388]

Rory Stewart going to town on him today. 

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-liar-rory-stewart-b1614957.html

 

Former cabinet minister Rory Stewart has launched a blistering attack on Boris Johnson, branding the prime minister an “amoral character” and “the most accomplished liar in public life”.

Mr Stewart, who lost the Tory leadership contest last year to Mr Johnson and was later expelled by him from the Conservative parliamentary party, said the prime minister showed a “startling” lack of the virtues traditionally valued in politicians.

 

 

 

[Bjornebye 24,727]

 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds 7,876]

He isn't an accomplished liar. An accomplished liar you don't know they're fucking lying. Rory Stewart knew he was being lied too he just didn't give a shit because he was so enamoured by the twat he wasn't arsed. Boris is an habitual liar because he never feels the consequences of those lies or when he does the consequences make no difference to his day to day privilege. Fuck him, fuck Rory  fuck off.

[Section_31 19,388]

17 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

He isn't an accomplished liar. An accomplished liar you don't know they're fucking lying. Rory Stewart knew he was being lied too he just didn't give a shit because he was so enamoured by the twat he wasn't arsed. Boris is an habitual liar because he never feels the consequences of those lies or when he does the consequences make no difference to his day to day privilege. Fuck him, fuck Rory  fuck off.

Yeah Setwart's a bellend too, these road to Damascus Tories seem to trade on the fact that they're not as cunty as other cunts, which is a pretty shit sales pitch for a human being at the best of times. 

 

He does get bonus points for looking like Roddy McDowall in planet of the apes. 

[Bruce Spanner 2,425]

The Carrie rumours are true.

 

She’s been living with her parents to months.

 

Alex, yet again, is a deadbeat dad.

[Bjornebye 24,727]

3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

The Carrie rumours are true.

 

She’s been living with her parents to months.

 

Alex, yet again, is a deadbeat dad.

Wheres this? 

[Bruce Spanner 2,425]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Wheres this? 

In vino veritas.

[Bjornebye 24,727]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

In vino veritas.

Tupac Shakur's the Dad then 

[Duff Man 1,633]

Not really arsed about any of this shit, but imagine going from Harry Cole, to Johnson, then back to your rents. Some run of form, that.

[Bruce Spanner 2,425]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Tupac Shakur's the Dad then 

Friend of a friend.

 

The pictures are all very wholesome, but are just for the papers.

 

She left not long after birth as he’s been fucking about, again.

 

I move in weird circles sometimes.

 

Edit: I’m drunk and gossiping.

[Champ 4,698]

3 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Friend of a friend.

 

The pictures are all very wholesome, but are just for the papers.

 

She left not long after birth as he’s been fucking about, again.

 

I move in weird circles sometimes.

 

Edit: I’m drunk and gossiping.

And we (I) love it

[Anubis 17,192]

Thought it was common knowledge he’s been banging some violinist?

[Bjornebye 24,727]

21 minutes ago, Champ said:

And we (I) love it

Gossip? 

[Champ 4,698]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Gossip? 

Who doesn’t?

[thegreatelephant 824]

 

[Gnasher 1,685]

On 31/10/2020 at 18:38, Bruce Spanner said:

So the leak of a leak was released, so they leaked the full details whilst putting an enquiry in place to find the original leak and now they are leaking a message assuring people that the leaks were unintentional and the culprit will be caught, by leaking it.

 

Cool.

 

Absolute shit show.

 

Rugby will be finished soon, they’ll pop out and fill us plebs in on the finer details.

 

Edit: There’s no fucking way they really waited for the Rugby to finish, surely?

No they didnt wait for the rugby to finish, Cummings played the bbc like a kipper. He asked the bbc if strictly come dancing would be delayed if their was a delay the bbc said they were reluctant to delay the programme so Cummings timed the news conference so it would go out live but the questions to Johnson would be cut and it was timed to perfection.

 

Same with the u turn on kids meals. Timed so it would be lost in the news of usa election result.  Cummings again, similar to when he delayed his own news conference.

[Colonel Kurtz 336]

I’m not one for conspiracies but if you look at Boris’s watch in this photo taken this morning at the Cenotaph, it says 12.20. He laid his wreath at about 11.10 so why the difference? 
ps Somebody else spotted this, I dont spend my evenings gazing at pictures of the PM

[1892-LFCWasBorn 2,516]

I've just got my first ever Twitter ban.

 

12 hours on the naughty step for calling Farage a cunt.

 

Someone obviously compained as I've called him and others that many, many times both directly and indirectly.

 

Was worth it.

[Bruce Spanner 2,425]

It’s an automatic and when he crawled in to bed plastered at just gone twelve he’d not wound it. When he was dragged, disoriented from his pit this morning, he dressed quickly, poured a quick coffee down his throat to try an abate the creeping hangover, his last consideration was winding his automatic watch.

 

Remember, he’s not a details man.

[Section_31 19,388]

Have tried to neg Colonel Kurtz several times throughout the course of the day for repeated use of the moniker "Boris" but am out of ammo. Very frustrating.

 

 

[Bjornebye 24,727]

13 minutes ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

I've just got my first ever Twitter ban.

 

12 hours on the naughty step for calling Farage a cunt.

 

Someone obviously compained as I've called him and others that many, many times both directly and indirectly.

 

Was worth it.

 

 

[Colonel Kurtz 336]

36 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Have tried to neg Colonel Kurtz several times throughout the course of the day for repeated use of the moniker "Boris" but am out of ammo. Very frustrating.

 

 

It’s just laziness not affection. I can’t be arsed to type Johnson. It’s 2 more letters. 

[Evelyn Tentions 1,233]

On 09/11/2020 at 02:44, Colonel Kurtz said:

It’s just laziness not affection. I can’t be arsed to type Johnson. It’s 2 more letters. 

Call him by his proper given name then. Alex .Saves you an extra letter.

[Pete 652]

1 hour ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Call him by his proper given name then. Alex .Saves you an extra letter.

I thought his give name was cunt?