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3 hours ago, mattyq said:

Turns out we're both wrong and I owe apologies to the good people of Hull and Sunderland

Both solid Labour

Hull is a solid Labour heartland but voted to leave the EU, I know a lot of people who fit that profile. A lot of the neighbouring East Yorkshire constituencies are Tory lead.

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2 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

The more I see of the cunt late, the more I think his illness was exaggerated.

I reckon he'll quit as soon as he can possibly get away with it, wants to spend more time with his kid etc.

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On 08/05/2020 at 19:05, Dougie Do'ins said:

The more I see of the cunt late, the more I think his illness was exaggerated.

Well he was in ICU so I would imagine his condition must have been serious, unless you think the NHS were in on it as well. Can’t see it myself.

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3 minutes ago, Elite said:

They'll regret that when their balls drop but quite funny, especially the last line.

 

"I'll skin your mum, wear it as a suit and go shag yer dad in it"

"Ill throw mud bombs at your nans window" 

 

 

Thats Turdseye in a bit to his mrs after a few more gins. 

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21 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Well he was in ICU so I would imagine his condition must have been serious, unless you think the NHS were in on it as well. Can’t see it myself.

Had quite a speedy recovery didn't he ? 

 

I just do not believe he was as ill as the 50/50 life or death case we were told about. 

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6 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Had quite a speedy recovery didn't he ? 

 

I just do not believe he was as ill as the 50/50 life or death case we were told about. 

I don’t know mate I don’t know what the recovery time is I just know that if you’re already in hospital and then you have to be removed to ICU then things are looking pretty grim, any conspiracy would require the assistance of the NHS and I just don’t see it happening.

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Just now, Captain Howdy said:

I don’t know mate I don’t know what the recovery time is I just know that if you’re already in hospital and then you have to be removed to ICU then things are looking pretty grim, any conspiracy would require the assistance of the NHS and I just don’t see it happening.

Of course his illness was real and serious, loads of people would have to be in on the conspiracy both inside and outside of the government. More fucking stupidity.

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3 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

I don’t know mate I don’t know what the recovery time is I just know that if you’re already in hospital and then you have to be removed to ICU then things are looking pretty grim, any conspiracy would require the assistance of the NHS and I just don’t see it happening.

Yeah, there would have to be too many people involved to make it stick. There doesn't seem much point in it anyway, it might get a bit of sympathy, but I'm sure that was outweighed by his infamous, 'I shook hands with everybody' comment.

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2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

"Ill throw mud bombs at your nans window" 

 

 

Thats Turdseye in a bit to his mrs after a few more gins. 


She’s already gone to bed, mush. 
 

Knows for a fact that I’ll be fishing used jam rags out of her ma’s wheely bin and sticking ‘em through t’letterbox. 

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