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They missed out the money he spunked on unusable water cannons and selling them off for a huge loss, but all in all a fair summary of the Trump wannabe. 

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On 09/10/2012 at 11:23, moof said:

He's an utter cunt and only popular because he went on a tv show and embarrassed himself as a bumbling fucking fool. A sad indictment of our country that he's about to be PM 

Fixed just under 7 years later. 

 

Shambles. 

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18 minutes ago, Boss said:

Rory Stewart out.

Fuck knows what he was doing last night during the debate. He was so unhinged, it was ridiculous.

 

Firstly takes tie off a few minutes in.

 

Then the bizarre sitting stance followed by the symptoms of someone on a big come down after a night of snorting shitloads of cocaine.

 

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Ha someone posted that first pic on twitter last night and put "What the fuck is going on here?" to which someone replied "Leave him alone he is just coming up" 

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1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Ha someone posted that first pic on twitter last night and put "What the fuck is going on here?" to which someone replied "Leave him alone he is just coming up" 

 Another funny one was.... 'If you think this is bad, wait until the swimwear round.' 

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Wasn’t there some hint Stewart was going to do a deal with Gove and move his support into Gove’s camp? Can’t see that being enough for the ventriloquist’s dummy.

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1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Ha someone posted that first pic on twitter last night and put "What the fuck is going on here?" to which someone replied "Leave him alone he is just coming up" 

Someone else captioned that top one “Yeah, I think I’m getting something off it.”

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Irony is he’s probably the only one of them shitehawks who’s never done any.

 

Something otherworldly about him, and not in a good way.

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This admission to opium once like, I've known a fair few functioning smack heads and he's got it written all over his shrunken head, teeth too big for his face, bad skin. Different circumstances and he'd be selling his hole down at Kings Cross. 

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16 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

 Different circumstances and he'd be selling his hole down at Kings Cross. 

As opposed to paying for it like the rest of them 

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