Boris Johnson

[Bjornebye 34,263]

[Guest Pistonbroke]

They missed out the money he spunked on unusable water cannons and selling them off for a huge loss, but all in all a fair summary of the Trump wannabe. 

[TheHowieLama 13,164]

Make Britain Great Again

[TheHowieLama 13,164]

Ummm -- DAVE!

 

Can you cook up a few hundred MBGA hats? 

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Followed by 'The Empire strikes back.' 

[cloggypop 11,887]

Bring back slavery and the opium trade! 

[TheHowieLama 13,164]

I think I can source those but......

 

 

A flag background with MBGA.  DAVE!!!

[TheHowieLama 13,164]

2 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Bring back slavery and the opium trade! 

Or just one of these would do

[Bjornebye 34,263]

On 09/10/2012 at 11:23, moof said:

He's an utter cunt and only popular because he went on a tv show and embarrassed himself as a bumbling fucking fool. A sad indictment of our country that he's about to be PM 

Fixed just under 7 years later. 

 

Shambles. 

[Boss 8,229]

Rory Stewart out.

[1892-LFCWasBorn 2,513]

18 minutes ago, Boss said:

Rory Stewart out.

Fuck knows what he was doing last night during the debate. He was so unhinged, it was ridiculous.

 

Firstly takes tie off a few minutes in.

 

Then the bizarre sitting stance followed by the symptoms of someone on a big come down after a night of snorting shitloads of cocaine.

 

 

[Bjornebye 34,263]

Ha someone posted that first pic on twitter last night and put "What the fuck is going on here?" to which someone replied "Leave him alone he is just coming up" 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Ha someone posted that first pic on twitter last night and put "What the fuck is going on here?" to which someone replied "Leave him alone he is just coming up" 

 Another funny one was.... 'If you think this is bad, wait until the swimwear round.' 

[Anubis 21,797]

Wasn’t there some hint Stewart was going to do a deal with Gove and move his support into Gove’s camp? Can’t see that being enough for the ventriloquist’s dummy.

[Captain Turdseye 15,127]

 

[Dr Nowt 26,209]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Ha someone posted that first pic on twitter last night and put "What the fuck is going on here?" to which someone replied "Leave him alone he is just coming up" 

Someone else captioned that top one “Yeah, I think I’m getting something off it.”

[Dr Nowt 26,209]

Irony is he’s probably the only one of them shitehawks who’s never done any.

 

Something otherworldly about him, and not in a good way.

[Dr Nowt 26,209]

Muted, this could easily be POV from Maddie-cam.

 

 

[cloggypop 11,887]

This admission to opium once like, I've known a fair few functioning smack heads and he's got it written all over his shrunken head, teeth too big for his face, bad skin. Different circumstances and he'd be selling his hole down at Kings Cross. 

[Bjornebye 34,263]

16 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

 Different circumstances and he'd be selling his hole down at Kings Cross. 

As opposed to paying for it like the rest of them 

[cloggypop 11,887]

20 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

As opposed to paying for it like the rest of them 

Indeed 

[Jairzinho 25,464]

Did he say the smeagol tent?

 

Is he bringing the family?

[Leyton388 1,892]

Needs his hard drive checking that one.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre 2,138]

1 hour ago, Leyton388 said:

Needs his hard drive checking that one.

To be fair they all do.

[Anubis 21,797]

I think he’s styling himself on Newt Scamander.