Boris Johnson

[Captain Willard 714]

I hear they may have enough no confidence letters to trigger a no confidence vote. 

[AngryOfTuebrook 24,139]

45 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

He's fucking weird Cummings isn't he. He fancies himself as some kind of Musk or Zuckerberg type but he seems thick as fuck.

 

[Arniepie 610]

If half of that stuff he said in those hearings were true,that cunt should have been out on his ear months ago.

[littletedwest 3,262]

5 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

Pissing myself at that 

[redinblack 319]

10 hours ago, littletedwest said:

Pissing myself at that 

Viz right on the money. As usual.

[Chairman Meow 4,434]

12 hours ago, Section_31 said:

He's fucking weird Cummings isn't he. He fancies himself as some kind of Musk or Zuckerberg type but he seems thick as fuck.

 

He seems to think he's Machiavelli but doesn't realise that he's pretty far from it.

 

Anyone who's plan hinged on being reliant on Johnson is definitely not a genius. 

[Gnasher 2,598]

22 minutes ago, Chairman Meow said:

 

He seems to think he's Machiavelli but doesn't realise that he's pretty far from it.

 

Anyone who's plan hinged on being reliant on Johnson is definitely not a genius. 

 

I think his plan is working out nicely, he'll be back in Downing Street as Sunaks right hand man soon whilst both Johnson and Carrie are out on their ears.

 

 

 

[Jennings 4,192]

 

 

[Mudface 5,204]

Fuck, he's safe then.

[Gnasher 2,598]

I know its the mail and I'm not sure if this was supposed to be deliberately humorous but I laughed out load at this first sentence, it sums Johnson up, the mans a fuvking bonzo, 

 

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10417921/Chest-banging-Boris-Johnson-refused-isolate-WEEK-displaying-Covid-symptoms.html

 

[lifetime fan 12,445]

Christian Wakeford defected to Labour and rumoured to be sitting behind Starmer at PMQ’s. 

[Harry's Lad 2,905]

Christian Wakeford, Conservative MP for Bury South has defected to Labour.

[Mudface 5,204]

2 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Christian Wakeford, Conservative MP for Bury South has defected to Labour.

Nice-

 

[Strontium 11,004]

I suppose Wakeford's letter will be torn up now though.

[Rico1304 8,773]

Dan Hodges reporting Boris cried last night as he apologised to MP.  Good, fuck him.  

[redinblack 319]

1 minute ago, Rico1304 said:

Dan Hodges reporting Boris cried last night as he apologised to MP.  Good, fuck him.  

Crying for himself and no other reason, like when Thatcher left Downing Street.

[Section_31 24,580]

8 minutes ago, redinblack said:

Crying for himself and no other reason, like when Thatcher left Downing Street.

 

And May too. 

 

That's how it always ends for these cunts, they get knifed by their own side once they're no longer useful then they blub for the cameras, feigning patriotism when in actual fact it's humiliation because they finally, belatedly, realise they've devoted their lives to being part of a quiver of cunts. 

 

What more would you expect from a philosophy that's predicated on the idea of 'me'. 

 

Made this comparison before but they're like the Mafia. By that I mean, if you had a bunch of mobsters sat around a table there'd be a veneer of respectability, but underneath it all they're all running game, all trying to probe for weaknesses and find ways to leverage an advantage over the others. 

 

It's not hard to see why a government formed of such people responds  to things like global financial crashes and pandemics by thinking 'how can we make money out of this? What can we sell off? What contracts can I hand out and what favours can I ask for?' 

 

 

 

 

[lifetime fan 12,445]

David Davis just stuck the knife in. 

[Jennings 4,192]

Ouch!!!

 

"In the name of God go!"

From a Tory MP.

[Jennings 4,192]

Hoyle is a waste of space tho. The uncivil derision Blackford gets before he even speaks is never admonished. That doesn't seem right.

[redinblack 319]

2 minutes ago, Jennings said:

Ouch!!!

 

"In the name of God go!"

From a Tory MP.

Fuck This Is Great.

[MegadriveMan 1,253]

Gutted I can't watch this live. Only a matter of time now before he's gone?

[Jennings 4,192]

He just answered every question with "Blah blah...wiff-waff....Sue Gray...Investigation."

[Jennings 4,192]

A Labour MP asked...

"When a Prime Minister is spending his time trying to convince the great British public that he is stupid rather than dishonest, isn't it time that he should go?"

[Jennings 4,192]

Angela Raynor was trying to wind him up by waving bye-bye to him whilst he was at the dispatch box.