Boris Johnson

[Megadrive Man]

How is an 'independent' inquiry being done by somebody that's works for the person that the inquiry is about?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

14 hours ago, Remmie said:

I don't know, at this point it feels like he could stab 5 orphans in the face on live TV whilst shitting on a cancer patient and people will still vote for him/tories. 

Your point?

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

Absolute nap.

No wonder they were all saying lets wait for the findings.

And we get on our high horse about corruption in other countries. 

I do think it has severely damaged him though

 

He opened PMQ's with an apology that actually for once seemed slightly sincere, he was downcast in answering Starmers questions and the front bench all looked as if they were embarrassed until question 6 when it all magically disappeared and the scowls started, he started doing his usual blag retort and he looked genuinely made up that he'd managed to manoeuvre through the questions. Some tory gobshite ball sweat licking urinal then asked the usual mundane wank off question about funding for a bridge in Pembrokeshire or some usual un-important shit then he cowered for 2 of Blackfords questions then straight back into it. Bluster bluster bluster.  Honestly if god asked me yes or no will I let lions loose on a tory cabinet meeting I'd say yes on one condition. That I can ride in on the back of one of them with a fucking sword and take their heads off. I appreciate Patels will keep growing back but I'd happily spend the next 45 years chopping each and every one off as it grows. 

11 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

How is an 'independent' inquiry being done by somebody that's works for the person that the inquiry is about?

She was probably there balls deep in jager bombs with her hand up Truss' skirt 

[RJ Fan club]

So re-cap so far we know about parties or events that stretched the guidance to breaking on:

 

15 May 2020

20 May 2020

13 November 2020

25 November 2020

27 November 2020

10 December 2020

14 December 2020

15 December 2020

16 December 2020

17 December 2020

18 December 2020

16 April 2021

 

No issues at all. 
 

I bet there is a damn sight more to uncover 

 

 

 

 

[Arniepie]

Just now, RJ Fan club said:

So re-cap so far we know about parties or events that stretched the guidance to breaking on:

 

15 May 2020

20 May 2020

13 November 2020

25 November 2020

27 November 2020

10 December 2020

14 December 2020

15 December 2020

16 December 2020

17 December 2020

18 December 2020

16 April 2021

 

No issues at all. 
 

I bet there is a damn sight more to uncover 

 

 

 

 

And the police who moniter the house 24/7 didnt see a thing?

Nothing gets past them does it?

[RJ Fan club]

1 minute ago, Arniepie said:

And the police who moniter the house 24/7 didnt see a thing?

Nothing gets past them does it?

Tbf not all those were at 10 Downing Street. Just most of them.

 

the Met is not fit for purpose 

[Spy Bee]

Friday 14 January 2022 by Chris Ballard

Boris Johnson replaces 1922 Committee with 18-30 Committee

The Prime Minister has disbanded the Conservative Party’s boring 1922 Committee of backbenchers in order to establish something much more fun.

In an unexpectedly shrewd move, Boris Johnson has found a way to combine his twin interests of non-stop partying and tenuously clinging on to power.

“The 1922 Committee is the way Conservative backbenchers coordinate and discuss their views independently of frontbenchers,” explained Political Analyst Simon Williams as he read Wikipedia.

“This isn’t good for the PM because many backbenchers have now realised he’s a tosspot. Or rather, they’ve realised that the public has realised he’s a tosspot.

“Boris has therefore moved swiftly to disband this problematic group in order to establish something more likely to support his management style and his worldview – that work meetings are essentially alcohol-fuelled sex parties.

“Membership requirements will change from being a Tory backbencher to being a buxom young lady between the ages of 18 and 30.

“Even members of the Labour Party will be admitted if they have a cup size of at least DD.

“The Committee will no longer be able to instigate votes of no confidence in the Prime Minister but will have new powers to ‘paint the town red’, ‘rip this joint’ and ‘get completely fucked on suitcases full of wine’.

“All 18-30 proceedings will be chaired by Boris himself at Downing Street – unless details leak to the press in which case he will have been staying at Chequers at the time.

“Sue Gray’s investigation will not cover the new Committee’s activities because she’s, like, a million years old.”

 

https://newsthump.com/2022/01/14/boris-johnson-replaces-1922-committee-with-18-30-committee/

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Friday 14 January 2022 by Chris Ballard

Boris Johnson replaces 1922 Committee with 18-30 Committee

The Prime Minister has disbanded the Conservative Party’s boring 1922 Committee of backbenchers in order to establish something much more fun.

In an unexpectedly shrewd move, Boris Johnson has found a way to combine his twin interests of non-stop partying and tenuously clinging on to power.

“The 1922 Committee is the way Conservative backbenchers coordinate and discuss their views independently of frontbenchers,” explained Political Analyst Simon Williams as he read Wikipedia.

“This isn’t good for the PM because many backbenchers have now realised he’s a tosspot. Or rather, they’ve realised that the public has realised he’s a tosspot.

“Boris has therefore moved swiftly to disband this problematic group in order to establish something more likely to support his management style and his worldview – that work meetings are essentially alcohol-fuelled sex parties.

“Membership requirements will change from being a Tory backbencher to being a buxom young lady between the ages of 18 and 30.

“Even members of the Labour Party will be admitted if they have a cup size of at least DD.

“The Committee will no longer be able to instigate votes of no confidence in the Prime Minister but will have new powers to ‘paint the town red’, ‘rip this joint’ and ‘get completely fucked on suitcases full of wine’.

“All 18-30 proceedings will be chaired by Boris himself at Downing Street – unless details leak to the press in which case he will have been staying at Chequers at the time.

“Sue Gray’s investigation will not cover the new Committee’s activities because she’s, like, a million years old.”

 

https://newsthump.com/2022/01/14/boris-johnson-replaces-1922-committee-with-18-30-committee/

I went on an 18-30 that wasn't an 18-30 official holiday but 'of the sort'. Faliraki 2002 (or 3 cant remember). Load of pissed up Navy and Marine lads set free on 'the strip'. Top-Tip - Never fall in love with a brummie. Especially if she's also in the forces no matter how fit her legs and arse are. 

[Furmedge]

2 hours ago, Atticus Finch said:

Difficult wank, but I'm nothing less than professional.

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Your point?

I'm sure you know this already but I was responding to the people who think he's finished

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just now, Remmie said:

I'm sure you know this already but I was responding to the people who think he's finished

I know Rem I was responding like one of his cronies.

[magicrat]

1 hour ago, RJ Fan club said:

So re-cap so far we know about parties or events that stretched the guidance to breaking on:

 

15 May 2020

20 May 2020

13 November 2020

25 November 2020

27 November 2020

10 December 2020

14 December 2020

15 December 2020

16 December 2020

17 December 2020

18 December 2020

16 April 2021

 

No issues at all. 
 

I bet there is a damn sight more to uncover 

 

 

 

 

Let me guess who picked up the tab for all these jollies  

[Remmie]

18 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I know Rem I was responding like one of his cronies.

Yeah I knew that.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just now, Remmie said:

Yeah I knew that.

I knew you knew it but did I?

[Remmie]

2 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I knew you knew it but did I?

Exactly. 

 

*Taps nose*

[Bruce Spanner]

What the cunt is supposed to have said in the tea rooms after PMQ's as he was trying to save his skin, aslo things around him not being personally responsible for the actions of others...

 

“Sometimes we take the credit for things we don’t deserve and this time we’re taking hits for something we don’t deserve.”

[Guest]

Boris Johnson knows he's punching way above his weight (if that's even possible) and the moment he's out of office he's sliding away into obscurity like his cunt mate Hancock.

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Shooter in the Motor said:

Boris Johnson knows he's punching way above his weight (if that's even possible) and the moment he's out of office he's sliding away into obscurity like his cunt mate Hancock.

 

Matt Hancock will be on Strictly Come Dancing within a series or two...

[Arniepie]

He is going to get away with this isnt he?

[Bobby Hundreds]

Of course he is. We are a nation of plebs.

[Gnasher]

Johnsons a cunt of a man,

 

 

[Moo]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Of course he is. We are a nation of plebs.

We are, but I think now the worm is starting to turn with this twat.  However I know people who feel helpless and haven't got a clue what to do about it.  What can we do?

If he lasts to the next GE by that time he'll be in the good books again, which is the danger of him hanging on.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Arniepie said:

He is going to get away with this isnt he?

I'm not convinced. Apologising to the Queen is likely to be the nail in the coffin.

[Section_31]

I've got no words left.

 

 

Boris Johnson is drawing up a list of officials to offer resignations over partygate in a bid to salvage his premiership, The Independent has learned.

Dubbed “Operation Save Big Dog” by the prime minister himself, the blueprint includes a drive to work out which heads should roll following the publication of senior official Sue Gray’s report.

[Bruce Spanner]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I've got no words left.

 

 

Boris Johnson is drawing up a list of officials to offer resignations over partygate in a bid to salvage his premiership, The Independent has learned.

Dubbed “Operation Save Big Dog” by the prime minister himself, the blueprint includes a drive to work out which heads should roll following the publication of senior official Sue Gray’s report.

In his mind he’s done nothing wrong, he’s the super specialist big boy who got Brexit done and rolled out the vaccine personally.

 

Cant belive all these people he manages, leads, guides who he is personally responsible for them and their work on his watch keep letting him down, in his house of all places whilst he’s there! 
 

Have they no shame?
 

Crazy how much disrespect they’re showing by doing this to him and not following the rules which he’ll get to writing anytime soon.