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The tories "great deal" yet another lie. Its insane how having the media on your side bought and paid for totally dictates how easy it all is for these tory twats. Has someone like Peston never thought maybe I should act in the interests of truth and inform the people by holding these fuckers to account but no lets have a long drawn out superfluous question designed to promote your own fucking sense of self worth and still claim to be a journalist. Laura and Peston are fucking grim.

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1 minute ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

The tories "great deal" yet another lie. Its insane how having the media on your side bought and paid for totally dictates how easy it all is for these tory twats. Has someone like Peston never thought maybe I should act in the interests of truth and inform the people by holding these fuckers to account but no lets have a long drawn out superfluous question designed to promote your own fucking sense of self worth and still claim to be a journalist. Laura and Peston are fucking grim.

 

Truth isn't a singular proposition anymore.

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Just seen the cunt jogging down the beach in baggy shorts for a swim in the sea.

 

Do you think the hotel doesn't have a private pool? Does he look like someone who insists on a swim to start every day?

 

Or maybe he's such an appalling fuck-up at the whole being-Prime-Minister malarkey that, from time to time, he needs to break out the "Bumbling Boris, the Loveable Eccentric" character to help his cheerleaders in the right-wing media keep the proles distracted. 

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6 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Just seen the cunt jogging down the beach in baggy shorts for a swim in the sea.

 

Do you think the hotel doesn't have a private pool? Does he look like someone who insists on a swim to start every day?

 

Or maybe he's such an appalling fuck-up at the whole being-Prime-Minister malarkey that, from time to time, he needs to break out the "Bumbling Boris, the Loveable Eccentric" character to help his cheerleaders in the right-wing media keep the proles distracted. 

 

He should have been in Mass at the time, it's either a delibrate snub to Catholic Biden that the newly Catholic Johnson doesn't want to pay lip service to the sky wizard together, or he didn't consider it, either way it's appauling diplomacy and feeds further in to the 'Can't trust the cunt' narrative.

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23 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

I watched the Marr show earlier and it was like an addition of wish you were here, Kuenssberg had about as much critical political analysis as Judith Charmers. 

A very balanced panel he had on the show too to review the papers with that fat waste of space Harry Cole ( Carrie Symonds sure likes sleeping with fat disgusting Tories) who was sporting the worlds longest tie

 

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14 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Just seen the cunt jogging down the beach in baggy shorts for a swim in the sea.

 

Do you think the hotel doesn't have a private pool? Does he look like someone who insists on a swim to start every day?

 

Or maybe he's such an appalling fuck-up at the whole being-Prime-Minister malarkey that, from time to time, he needs to break out the "Bumbling Boris, the Loveable Eccentric" character to help his cheerleaders in the right-wing media keep the proles distracted. 

It's mad how often the cameras catch him swimming/jogging/cycling considering he's a massively fat cunt. 

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25 minutes ago, Stickman said:

A very balanced panel he had on the show too to review the papers with that fat waste of space Harry Cole ( Carrie Symonds sure likes sleeping with fat disgusting Tories) who was sporting the worlds longest tie

 

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Laura nodding to everything he said.  BBC news are just a joke.

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The orcs are revolting at the gates of Mordor. Lots of very angry anti-lockdown protestors outside the gates of Downing Street chanting “Freedom” repeatedly as they exercise it, and laughable calls for major national unrest on Twitter. 

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On 12/06/2021 at 21:17, Section_31 said:

Peston getting dead arsey on twitter because Johnson was funny with him in an interview, they're really bizarre these folks like him and Kuensberg, absolutely obsessed with how they're viewed by the people they're supposed to be holding to account, but not arsed what their peers or public think.

His questions during the daily covid updates were a disgrace. He was too arsed how he came across while pushing his bum fluff chin into the camera. 

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Boris Johnson is to strip the Electoral Commission of the power to prosecute law-breaking, just weeks after it launched an investigation into his controversial flat refurbishment

 

* punches air 

 

Go get'em Boris! Traitors! 

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17 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Boris Johnson is to strip the Electoral Commission of the power to prosecute law-breaking, just weeks after it launched an investigation into his controversial flat refurbishment

 

* punches air 

 

Go get'em Boris! Traitors! 

It’s starting really look a bit Staliny. 

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21 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Boris Johnson is to strip the Electoral Commission of the power to prosecute law-breaking, just weeks after it launched an investigation into his controversial flat refurbishment

 

* punches air 

 

Go get'em Boris! Traitors! 

He's got this far in life without having to be accountable for his own actions, why should he start now?

 

 

 

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41 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Check out were the remote is , right next to the telly who the fuck leaves the remote control there it's an obvious set up as we all knew it would be .


We know, we know, they don’t care…

 

‘CHANT OF THE NIGHT: England supporters watching the game at the fan zone at the Garden in Kentish Town had clearly been following recent current affairs. Hundreds sang — and Playbook swears he’s not making this up — “He sh*gs who he wants, he sh*gs who he wants, Matt Hancock, he sh*gs who he wants.”’

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12 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

I guarantee that they stopped and rewound that before explaining to the chimp what 'doing a goal' is and to look passionate and natural.

 

What a fucking simpleton.

 

"He did score. He scored".

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1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

First time I’ve watched PMQ’s in a few weeks. What a first class cunt that floppy haired degenerate is. Of course, I didn’t need to see this ‘performance’ to know that but still…

 

That was the worst he's been in a very long time, and that bar isn't especially high.

 

He's a cretin.

 

The Isreal stat is a lie as well, the BBC fact checked him.

 

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Anubis said:

All the sad little cunt has is that he had a new health minister the next day, and his usual vaccine bollocks. 

 

I'm watching Williamson being too far out of his depth for comfort, whilst wearing a shit eating grim, now and if you think Alex has fuck all going with him then this smarmy, useless, imbecilic cunt makes Johnson look like Lincoln.

 

An absolute waste of blood and organs.

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