Boris Johnson

[Anubis]

 

 

[Anubis]

Hoping to see a scene very similar to this in the near future...

 

[Section_31]

Verbatim he's Trump esque.

[ZonkoVille77]

A disgrace to the act of sexual intercourse.

[Section_31]

He looks like a Spitfire pilot who had to bail out while it was heavily ablaze. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Hoping to see a scene very similar to this in the near future...

 

Shipman in the middle will have him don't worry 

[sir roger]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Hoping to see a scene very similar to this in the near future...

 

Arrested by Alan Carr , not a feather in your cap.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Looks like a fucking burst sheep. Plus he's a prick. Does he make buses so he can put lies on the side of them.

[Elite]

44 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

He looks like a Spitfire pilot who had to bail out while it was heavily ablaze. 

I imagine he's been in a few cock pits but not of the flying variety.

[Vincent Vega]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Verbatim he's Trump esque.

 

[Dr Nowt]

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Looks like a fucking burst sheep.

 

That really is quite superb.

[Elite]

38 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Just need Mook peering over the balcony.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Boris would be the first person to grab a child and jump into the first lifeboat. 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Boris would be the first person to grab a child and jump into the first lifeboat. 

And then knock them overboard whilst he clumsily finds a seat 

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

And then knock them overboard whilst he clumsily finds a seat 

More likely to chuck the child overboard once it’d been launched.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

And then knock them overboard whilst he clumsily finds a seat 

Or eat them when he got a bit peckish. 

 

We need someone to do a Photoshop of Boris stepping into a lifeboat, baby in one arm and a bottle of wine in the other. 

[A Red]

1 hour ago, Vincent Vega said:

 

Me and a mate once spent 2 hours in the pub, pissed, just blabbering on incoherently in a Roly Birkin QC style.

[magicrat]

5 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Verbatim he's Trump esque.

Here's one he made earlier

 

 

[Jennings]

 

 

 

 

 

[Duff Man]

Genuinely thought that quote was fake. What an absolute clusterfuck of a man.

[Bjornebye]

[Moo]

4 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

 

Sorry but there's no way he doesn't know what he's doing there.  The man is a pig ignorant, racist, fat ugly cunt, but he can string a sentence together.  That's straight out of the Trump playbook, witter incoherently for a couple of minutes then finish with a flourish about your "achievements". 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Moo said:

Sorry but there's no way he doesn't know what he's doing there.  The man is a pig ignorant, racist, fat ugly cunt, but he can string a sentence together.  That's straight out of the Trump playbook, witter incoherently for a couple of minutes then finish with a flourish about your "achievements". 

 

He fucking well can't. He stops mid sentence then mumbles some other shite. The guy is a charlatan. And not the good kind. 

[Vincent Vega]

He’s not handling the scrutiny well at all. Theresa May was a complete clusterfuck during the last election campaign, I’m not sure this clown would be any better. Yet it seems loads of Tory MPs are pinning all their hopes on him. He won’t be able to go hiding during a general election campaign.