Boris Johnson

[skend04]

1 hour ago, Arniepie said:

Complaining about people getting 'handouts 

Whilst they welcome furlough money and tax cuts. Which are also handouts. Pricks.

[johnsusername]

 

Twats.

 

[johnsusername]

Lying scum.

 

[YorkshireRed]

36 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Lying scum.

 

That office, before you even get into who’s in charge of it, looks like it would be all kinds of hell when full. 
 

Imagine being chained to one of those desks for eight hours, surrounded by tosspots, or those slowly dying inside. 
 

There’s guaranteed to be at least one fucker forcing their idea of fun on everyone as well. Probably something to do with fancy dress and eating cakes you’ve been extorted into buying in order to save a neglected hamster or similar. 
 

And then Jacob Rees-Mogg comes to visit and tell you how lucky you are to have a job which doesn’t pay enough to cover your energy bill. 

[Creator Supreme]

7 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

There’s guaranteed to be at least one fucker forcing their idea of fun on everyone as well. Probably something to do with fancy dress and eating cakes, you’ve been extorted into buying in order to save a neglected hamster or similar. 

I've worked in offices all of my working life, and this has always been my major bugbear.

 

Just let people be for fucks sake!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

When your editor rejects the headline "Feckless Shit Finally Bothers His Arse to Go Through the Motions of Doing the Bare Minimum of His Fucking Job".

 

[Arniepie]

"I think over the medium term,the future is very bright '

 

Quote from today on the energy crises 

[Gnasher]

Big dogs in Greece now,

 

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

Just keeps rolling in,

 

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

He's leaving on a high, the good stuff just keeps rolling in,

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/08/13/britain-should-prepare-nuclear-war/

 

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/14/ministers-admit-hospital-buildings-england-roofs-could-collapse-any-time

 

No wonder he's fucked off on another holiday.

[Arniepie]

28 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

He's leaving on a high, the good stuff just keeps rolling in,

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/08/13/britain-should-prepare-nuclear-war/

 

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/14/ministers-admit-hospital-buildings-england-roofs-could-collapse-any-time

 

No wonder he's fucked off on another holiday.

At least he got the big calls right 

[Bjornebye]

#GetBackToWorkYouFatPonce is trending on twitter hahaha 

[Vincent Vega]

36 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

#GetBackToWorkYouFatPonce is trending on twitter hahaha 

 

[Bjornebye]

I hope someone smashed a plate over his fucking head 

[Gnasher]

10 hours ago, Gnasher said:

He's leaving on a high, the good stuff just keeps rolling in,

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/08/13/britain-should-prepare-nuclear-war/

 

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/aug/14/ministers-admit-hospital-buildings-england-roofs-could-collapse-any-time

 

No wonder he's fucked off on another holiday.

It just keeps rolling in;

 

 

 

Despite Johnson being directly behind the downfall of the last two Conservative PM's David Cameron and Thersa May, being the first sitting PM to be fined for breaking the law, leaving office with the country headed for recession, his premiership surrounded by scandal and allegations of corruption, under investigation for being untruthfull to Parliament and being forced to resign by his own MPs, a poll of Conservative members yesterday showed that if Johnson was on the ballot paper for the tory leadership/pm job he'd still win handsomely. 

 

 

 

 

[Kepler-186]

 

[Barrington Womble]

11 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

 

I can't believe the biggest story here is who the fuck goes on holiday dressed like that?

[Anubis]

Which of the 12 districts do you think Merseyside will be in when they implement the games?

[Creator Supreme]

10 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Which of the 12 districts do you think Merseyside will be in when they implement the games?

Come on mate, we're nailed on for District 12 and you know it!

[Anubis]

I forgot District 13, that led the rebellion. Sounds more like us.

[Bjornebye]

[TheHowieLama]

People actually call him Big Dog??

[Gnasher]

 

 

 

[Mudface]

Looks a much better party than that fat fuck went to-

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/aug/18/supporters-defend-finnish-pm-sanna-marins-right-to-party

[Bjornebye]