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Might he bring a prop? There was fevered speculation in SW1 last night that a photo of the May 20 party might exist and be leaked to the media just in time for PMQs, as the drip-drip of stories continues. The mental image of Starmer waving a print out around at the despatch box was enough to give Tory MPs nightmares.

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9 hours ago, Arniepie said:

So when the death rate was going through the roof and he was swerving essential meetings,ignoring specific advice about shaking hands and telling the nation dangerously incorrect information, that's when most people thought he was doing a great job?

I thought the same, was that the time the buffoon was in hospital? 

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4 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

He'll probably congratulate on getting a new bike or something. Come on Keir. Prove me wrong. 

You can't help but think having sat at home for a week, he'll plan his lawyer thing and walk Johnson into a trap. He's sure to be ready for Johnson to try and straight bat it with a "the investigation is ongoing". And Johnson is a tit, he won't be able to help himself just blustering through. 

 

I'm still waiting for Johnson to test positive. Maybe borrow some of LFCs LFTs. 

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It's quite alarming watching my dad react to this, despite being a lifelong Tory voter he hates the way the NHS is being fucked over, thinks railways and gas etc. should be nationalised but then absolutely loves Johnson.

 

He's bought into this totally now and pretty much in the space of 3 days has switched to absolutely hating Johnson.

 

The alarming part is just how he reacts to the news, you can see in real time his entire viewpoint switching because he's pretty much been told it should.

 

After this he'll immediately switch to being in favour of whoever takes over and then still continue voting for the cunts after that. Despite continually slagging off what is done to the NHS when he has pretty much every ailment known to man and is totally reliant on them. Take away the NHS and make him have to pay for his treatments and he'd be lucky to last more than a couple of months. 

 

For someone who sits in the house all day with the telly on it's also quite alarming how little he knows beyond a headline or a sound bite, or to watch him suddenly have a really strong opinion which he seems to think is well informed purely as a result of seeing a two minute segment of it on the news. 

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1 hour ago, Chairman Meow said:

It's quite alarming watching my dad react to this, despite being a lifelong Tory voter he hates the way the NHS is being fucked over, thinks railways and gas etc. should be nationalised but then absolutely loves Johnson.

 

He's bought into this totally now and pretty much in the space of 3 days has switched to absolutely hating Johnson.

 

The alarming part is just how he reacts to the news, you can see in real time his entire viewpoint switching because he's pretty much been told it should.

 

After this he'll immediately switch to being in favour of whoever takes over and then still continue voting for the cunts after that. Despite continually slagging off what is done to the NHS when he has pretty much every ailment known to man and is totally reliant on them. Take away the NHS and make him have to pay for his treatments and he'd be lucky to last more than a couple of months. 

 

For someone who sits in the house all day with the telly on it's also quite alarming how little he knows beyond a headline or a sound bite, or to watch him suddenly have a really strong opinion which he seems to think is well informed purely as a result of seeing a two minute segment of it on the news. 

I think we've got millions are like that, its why the bbc and the likes of Kuensburg are guilty in aiding Johnsons rise to power, they helped sell the image, the bbc even had Johnson appearing in an episode of eastenders.

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2 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Today is the big test for Starmer. 6 questions. It should be the same one 6 times. 

  • I think he should go with different questions -  but needs to stay away from ones where Boris can hide behind Sue Gray.
    • So...use stuff about him...what did HE know...what did HE do? When did HE leave...etc.
    • Attack the independence of the investigation. Led by a Civil Servant that was actually invited to the party attended by her bosses and colleagues.
    • Bring the law into it.  
  • The speaker won't hold him to account to answer whatever is asked anyway.
  • He'll deflect to 'vaccine rollout is great'.

 

1 hour ago, Arniepie said:

Would have preferred raynor there today 

Same. She is a bit more gritty.

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Just now, M_B said:

He'll just hide behind the investigation and when it finishes he'll then just say the investigation found no irregularities and everyone should move on from the issue.

He can't hide behind the investigation if he is asked about what HE did. No investigation is needed for that. 

 

It'd be good for Starmer to tie him down to show where his previous answers have been lies. This tweet explains it better.

 

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Massive PMQs today. One of the biggest in years.  Its like a world cup final for political nerds like me. Whatever your politics, it shows the strength of our constitution that the PM is held to account in such a public and transparent way once a week. Its important to remember that not many other countries have this mechanism in place. 

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1 minute ago, Captain Willard said:

Massive PMQs today. One of the biggest in years.  Its like a world cup final for political nerds like me. Whatever your politics, it shows the strength of our constitution that the PM is held to account in such a public and transparent way once a week. Its important to remember that not many other countries have this mechanism in place. 

Eh? It's a Punch and Judy pantomime where the PM ignores opposition questions (or asks questions of the opposition) while getting soft soap 'how great are we?' rubbish from particularly sycophantic back benchers and the Speaker does fuck all. It'd be nice if we actually had a constitution rather than this made-up, cobbled-together, archaic nonsense.

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25 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

The most irksome thing about this is that they keep incorrectly saying ‘Bring your own booze’ when BYOB means ‘Bring your own bottle’

 

Details, it’s all about details.

Well they had all been working very hard, so mistakes were bound to creep in.

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1 hour ago, M_B said:

He'll just hide behind the investigation and when it finishes he'll then just say the investigation found no irregularities and everyone should move on from the issue.

1 Act like a cunt 

2 Get called out for it 

3 Mumble a half-arsed, insincere apology 

4 Insist that everyone move on 

5 Continue to act like a cunt 

 

Johnson is the master; TK the pupil.

 

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12 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

To be fair to the married to a women for over 10 years Philip Schofield he didn't realise he was gay until the papers told him he was. Not the sharpest tool in the box is Phil. 

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