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Boris Johnson


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7 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Apparently tory backbenchers are totally against him over Afghanistan. He likes getting things wrong, doesn't he? 

The look on Tobias Elwoods face in the Commons yesterday while the buffoon was speaking said it all.

The cunt just hasn't got a clue.

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On 10/08/2021 at 22:55, Gnasher said:

Why the fuck do the BBC get Boris Johnsons cunt of an old man on our screens to tell the world how well his useless fucking sprog is doing? He was on newsnight last night telling the interviewer his son has got the climate situation covered.. Will the BBC get Kier Starmers fucking grandmother on? Or Tommy Corbyn to ask what he thinks of his dad Jeremy?

They were going to get Ed Milibands dad on but then they found out that he hates Britain.

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All that, er, well, whatever it is he pretends to do really must take it out of the lovable oaf.

 

He's had to take another holiday after all that 'work' he's been doing recently.

 

Why don't people see through this fucking nonsense, he's a lazy, entitled narcissist?


 

'Boris Johnson returned to the West Country on Sunday to spend several days with his family but Downing Street has said it is not a holiday and that he is “continuing to work”.

 

In a briefing to journalists, the prime minister’s official spokesman said Johnson had travelled to the west of England on Sunday, and would be returning to No 10 on Thursday.

 

Asked repeatedly if the short break from Downing Street was a holiday, the spokesman said it was not. “He’s away from the office, but he’s still working,” he said.

 

The prime minister had previously been criticised for deciding to head off on holiday in Somerset on Saturday 14 August, despite the perilous situation in Afghanistan, with the Taliban advancing rapidly.

 

Johnson was forced to cut short that break after just a day, being pictured at Taunton station with aides on 15 August, before chairing a meeting of the Cobra emergency committee back in Downing Street later that day.

The foreign secretary, Dominic Raab, also came under attack for choosing to go ahead with a holiday in Crete, before returning to tackle the crisis.

 

Pressed on whether Johnson had felt free to leave his desk once the last UK personnel had been evacuated from Kabul on Sunday, his spokesman said: “I wouldn’t get into what dictates the prime minister’s diary”.'

 

Maybe, just maybe, you fucking well should.

 

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All jokes aside, his mother died yesterday. Her ex husband and Boris's father Stanley was just on morning TV reminiscing about her and it was actually quite touching, he spoke of her fondly and expressed regret that although parted he'll no longer have the pleasure to wish her happy birthday, spend time at Christmas with her and give her a left hook to eye when she gets a bit above herself. RiP.

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2 hours ago, Gnasher said:

All jokes aside, his mother died yesterday. Her ex husband and Boris's father Stanley was just on morning TV reminiscing about her and it was actually quite touching, he spoke of her fondly and expressed regret that although parted he'll no longer have the pleasure to wish her happy birthday, spend time at Christmas with her and give her a left hook to eye when she gets a bit above herself. RiP.

Frigging hell!

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3 hours ago, Arniepie said:

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/18769339.stanley-johnson-broke-wifes-nose-domestic-violence-incident/

 

Funny how that story about the police getting called to alex's flat went quiet.

What's that phrase about the apple and the tree?


To be honest, with what’s happened since I think Carrie was probably beating the shit out of him.

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When the IPC issued a code red environmental warning saying governments are not taking the theat of global warming seriously enough bbc newsnight put up Stanley Johnson as an unbiased environmental commentator, we can all be pleased to know he thinks 'Boris has got the problem in hand"

 

Nice....Good ol aunty' beeb.

 

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/stanley-johnson-environmentalist-climate-crisis_uk_611238a7e4b0be1936df4c89

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