Boris Johnson

[Champ]

3 minutes ago, magicrat said:

If the Bailiffs go round to his gaff they will only manage to seize about half the value of the debt in furnishings. 

Cant find it now but did anyone else see the Tunnocks tea cake wrapper theme reference?

[Gnasher]

Jus Fuck off an leev Boris alonne. 

 

E a good larf is Boris  an Boris nerly dyed to sav us all wid de Covid.

[magicrat]

1 minute ago, Gnasher said:

Jus Fuck off an leev Boris alonne. 

 

E a good larf is Boris  an Boris nerly dyed to sav us all wid de Covid.

Bollocks the stupid cunt couldn't even get the dying bit right. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

He's a twat liked by even bigger twats  Stinkier, rancid pulsating rotted Clunge of a man who only appears clean when compared to his supporters. 

[Anubis]

“Draw the curtains, turn the lights out, and gag Archie, Carrie. The ‘Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away’ crew are at the top of the street.”

[Anubis]

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

37 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

He's a twat liked by even bigger twats  Stinkier, rancid pulsating rotted Clunge of a man who only appears clean when compared to his supporters. 

An excellent description. Truly excellent.

[Ranxerox]

Jeezus....nice country he's turning you into

[Kepler-186]

25 minutes ago, scottthecanuck said:

Jeezus....nice country he's turning you into

They started it in 2010 by attacking the sick and disabled, and the “strivers v shirkers” mantra. We’ve literally got a whole TV channel that specialises in poverty shows about the less fortunate. Now it’s all nicely wrapped up in a crisp, new, Union Jack. 

[Bruce Spanner]

PMQ's today was the worst I've ever seen it today.

 

He doesn't care anymore, he openly lies/deceives, refuses to answer straight questions, equivocates and prevaricates and trots out dishonest claim after dishonest claim.

 

He's selling the country down the river and there is fuck all holding him accountable.

 

Starmer asks straight questions and gets lies back and rhetoric in response, Blackford pulls him apart and he talks about his fucking furniture and how he is not patriotic enough, Davy unmasks him and he brushes it off with bravado and more disingenuousness.

 

The man is fucking awful and dangerous, the sooner this stunted cunt is gone the better as we can start to rebuild whatever fucking mess he will inevitably leave in his useless fucking wake.

 

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

PMQ's today was the worst I've ever seen it today.

 

He doesn't care anymore, he openly lies/deceives, refuses to answer straight questions, equivocates and prevaricates and trots out dishonest claim after dishonest claim.

 

He's selling the country down the river and there is fuck all holding him accountable.

 

Starmer asks straight questions and gets lies back and rhetoric in response, Blackford pulls him apart and he talks about his fucking furniture and how he is not patriotic enough, Davy unmasks him and he brushes it off with bravado and more disingenuousness.

 

The man is fucking awful and dangerous, the sooner this stunted cunt is gone the better as we can start to rebuild whatever fucking mess he will inevitably leave in his useless fucking wake.

 

You have to wonder if Lindsay Hoyle has any fucking clue whats going on which is why he doesn't pull him up on his lies? I didn't watch todays PMQ's but everytime I do he's just a glorified maitre'd 

[Bruce Spanner]

16 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You have to wonder if Lindsay Hoyle has any fucking clue whats going on which is why he doesn't pull him up on his lies? I didn't watch todays PMQ's but everytime I do he's just a glorified maitre'd 

 

Today was truly bad, he was just going through the motions of being a lying cunt.

 

Normally there's a little pretence, but today, nothing, just treated with contempt and like a joke.

[Vincent Vega]

Prepare for a week or dead cat stuff with Cummings speaking to the select committee plus other stuff coming out that will be damaging to Johnson.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

According to HIGNFY, Boris Johnson had thousands of pounds worth of restaurant food delivered to Downing Street, all funded by a Tory donor. Not sure whether he's declared it.

 

It's not the most egregious point, but it annoyed me that they said the delivery riders were told to use a "code" and say that the food was for Alex.

 

What kind of addlepated lackwit uses their own real name as a code.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 22/05/2021 at 09:08, Vincent Vega said:

Prepare for a week or dead cat stuff 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-wedding-carrie-symonds-b1856456.html

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

3 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

According to HIGNFY, Boris Johnson had thousands of pounds worth of restaurant food delivered to Downing Street, all funded by a Tory donor. Not sure whether he's declared it.

 

It's not the most egregious point, but it annoyed me that they said the delivery riders were told to use a "code" and say that the food was for Alex.

 

What kind of addlepated lackwit uses their own real name as a code.

These cunts are untouchable, aren't they? They can just do what they want and their mates in the media will either cover it up or they'll paint it as 'silly ol' Boris, what's he like eh?'. It's fucking annoying. I just want them gone. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

8 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

These cunts are untouchable, aren't they? They can just do what they want and their mates in the media will either cover it up or they'll paint it as 'silly ol' Boris, what's he like eh?'. It's fucking annoying. I just want them gone. 

I was shouting at the telly the other day when I was watching a (not very funny) new satire show: even as they were expressing disbelief and bemusement at the way nothing seems to stick to the PM, all four panellists referred to him as "Boris".

 

That carefully cultivated brand is like Batfink's wings and it's so pernicious that even people who are politically opposed to the cunt need to be reminded "he's really not your friend; you're not on first-name terms with him".

[Bobby Hundreds]

100 percent a cult. Nothing sticks to these fuckers, they could murder kids in the street as long as they are waving a flag and shouting out 3 word slogans. Boris is a self serving lying, corrupt twat.

[Mudface]

The polls have moved slightly- https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/may/30/tory-poll-lead-shrinks-following-cummings-broadside-against-johnson

 

It really is bizarre, there's more than enough for previous governments to have been brought down several times over, but these brazen cunts just keep on going.

[Trumo]

Now that she's married him, he'll be getting all his jollies from some other dumb bint.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

Now that she's married him, he'll be getting all his jollies from some other dumb bint.

 

Whenever a man marries his mistress a vacancy arises...

[Bruce Spanner]

 

i hope nobody points out he wore the same tie to his wedding as he did when he was funneling funds towards his old floozy, that'd make looking back at them really painful and upsetting for all involved.

 

Big day ruined forever, shame.

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Just an understated affair at Westminster Abbey.

[Bjornebye]

She’s defo with him for his looks and personality 

[Gnasher]

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