Boris Johnson

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

My oldest daughter works in Parliament. She says the current gossip is that Boris may not be the father and Zak Goldsmith is. Apparently there is much anger in the Goldsmith family and talk of divorce. 

This is the least surprising news of the week for me so far, Clive. But performances like this are likely to help secure a place in the first eleven.

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

She's a good source of gossip. 

Understatement received loud and clear.

[Gnasher]

39 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Not saying it is true, the rumour is the same. 

You spoilt it now.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

That's from Popbitch last week. It's essentially the same story as Noel Gallagher's kid actually being Goldie's. 

Which kid? I assume you don't mean Anais who looks more like Noel than Noel himself. 

[Strontium]

There's always bollocks rumours flying around Parliament though. You have to remember that you are talking about the highest concentration of liars in the western world. When my cousin worked there, there was a rumour that William Hague was gay and wife Ffion was a lesbian. Absolutely bobbins, of course.

 

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Which kid? I assume you don't mean Anais who looks more like Noel than Noel himself. 

No idea. I have no interest in Noel's kids. The rumours appear to be the same, based on publicity seekers keeping the cameras away from a baby. Go read Popbitch from last week for more details. 

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, Stront19m Dog™ said:

There's always bollocks rumours flying around Parliament though. You have to remember that you are talking about the highest concentration of liars in the western world. When my cousin worked there, there was a rumour that William Hague was gay and wife Ffion was a lesbian. Absolutely bobbins, of course.

 

That's a top selling T-Shirt right there.

[Gnasher]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Which kid? I assume you don't mean Anais who looks more like Noel than Noel himself. 

Fucking hell Stig even knows the kids names. Probably sends em birthday cards. 

[Rico1304]

I wouldn’t go as far as to say he’s combed his hair but he hasn’t messed it up.  

[magicrat]

So having scanned this thread quickly I am shocked to learn Noel Gallagher is the father of Johnson’s love child and it has a beak. Strange times 

[A Red]

[Jairzinho]

New leader of the Scottish tories -

 

 

Er, ok, mate.

[Duff Man]

The framing of the question was interesting, wasn't it: "if there were no repercussions..". Almost like whoever was interviewing him knew his political dreams would involve stamping on someone.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Boris Johnson: Spitting Image puppet unveiled ahead of relaunch

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53662230

 

[Bjornebye]

Looks more like his sister 

[magicrat]

1 hour ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Boris Johnson: Spitting Image puppet unveiled ahead of relaunch

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53662230

 

Reality is sometimes more bizarre than parody.

 

[Section_31]

2 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Boris Johnson: Spitting Image puppet unveiled ahead of relaunch

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53662230

 

Imagine having a hand up your arse telling you what to say.

 

Oh wait.

[Duff Man]

The Tories get a lot of shit for being inept etc, but really, they're fucking brilliant at what they do.

 

 

[Stickman]

7 hours ago, Duff Man said:

The Tories get a lot of shit for being inept etc, but really, they're fucking brilliant at what they do.

 

 

To be fair they’re only taking responsibly for voting them into power 

[Vincent Vega]

[Jose Jones]

On 31/07/2020 at 20:33, Stront19m Dog™ said:

There's always bollocks rumours flying around Parliament though. You have to remember that you are talking about the highest concentration of liars in the western world. When my cousin worked there, there was a rumour that William Hague was gay and wife Ffion was a lesbian. Absolutely bobbins, of course.

 

I mean, he did share a double bed with a male colleague to "save money", so it's not like that one was completely without foundation.

Then all the Seb Coe wrestling as well.

[TheHowieLama]

Get back t work fellas, you got some ground to make up.

 

 

London (CNN Business)UK economic output shrank by 20.4% in the second quarter of 2020, the worst quarterly slump on record, pushing the country into the deepest recession of any major global economy.

[Duff Man]

Looks like we're gonna need another meal deal, Rishi.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

34 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Get back t work fellas, you got some ground to make up.

 

 

London (CNN Business)UK economic output shrank by 20.4% in the second quarter of 2020, the worst quarterly slump on record, pushing the country into the deepest recession of any major global economy.

 

A mixture of Brexit, Covid and an incompetent Gov't backed up by a large section of society. 

[cloggypop]

So, in a choice between public health and the economy, they fucked up both.