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Sir John Nott just had a car crash interview on Sky news. 

Basically nothing matters as long as Boris get us out on 31st October with no deal. Everything else is irrelevant. 

 

Neighbours were politically motivated and couldn't bring himself to say if you think your neighbour is in danger of domestic violence then you should call the police. 

 

He didn't believe they had knocked on the door three times but would not accuse them of lying, he just did not believe them. 

 

 

At least he was honest about No deal and nothing else matters. 

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8 minutes ago, Scooby Dudek said:

Sir John Nott just had a car crash interview on Sky news. 

Basically nothing matters as long as Boris get us out on 31st October with no deal. Everything else is irrelevant. 

 

Neighbours were politically motivated and couldn't bring himself to say if you think your neighbour is in danger of domestic violence then you should call the police. 

 

He didn't believe they had knocked on the door three times but would not accuse them of lying, he just did not believe them. 

 

 

At least he was honest about No deal and nothing else matters. 

Fuck me Nott must be 107

Sky digging up the corpses of Thatchers henchmen now. Did he mention the Falklands war by any chance 

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Daily Telegraph launches “Don’t Make A Fuss” campaign on domestic violence

 June 24, 2019
 Written by Arabin Patson

The Daily Telegraph has just launched a national campaign to bring attention to the plight of good chaps being harassed by nosey neighbours, just because things get a bit heated when the missus needs reminding who wears the trousers.

The campaign, aiming to get people to ignore the sounds of things breaking and a woman’s screams coming from next door, will run for a week and will give advice to readers on how to convince themselves ‘they are just a passionate couple’.

Simon Williams, a senior editor at the Telegraph, said he decided to launch the campaign after seeing harrowing images of Boris Johnson being asked difficult questions.

He explained, “We can only do so much. We have named and shamed the lefty agitators that thinks it’s clever to make a big fuss about a couple having a little argy-bargy.

“We will relentlessly dig up their past and malign them so that, in the future, people will think twice about picking up that phone to report what they think might be some domestic violence. But we want the public to help us.”

Mr Williams conceded there could be extreme circumstances which are difficult to ignore.

“If things get out of hand and the noise is ruining a wonderful documentary on Spitfires, then pop round and tell him about how we’ve all been there but it’s better to cool down before you leave too many bruises. Maybe invite him in for a brandy while his woman cleans up the mess she made him do.”

Mr Williams hoped that this was one way that the fracas around Boris Johnson’s private life could be turned into a force for good.

“If we can stop just one person from calling the police when they hear a woman screaming ‘get off me’, then we will have done the Lord’s work.”

 
 
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So he's either been papped, or (more likely), it's a staged shoot. Either way, the hypocrisy and cynicism of the press and Johnson himself knows no bounds. It's reminiscent of Trump's 'I could shoot someone in the street and wouldn't lose any voters' remark. What a time to be alive.

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56 minutes ago, Mudface said:

So he's either been papped, or (more likely), it's a staged shoot. Either way, the hypocrisy and cynicism of the press and Johnson himself knows no bounds. It's reminiscent of Trump's 'I could shoot someone in the street and wouldn't lose any voters' remark. What a time to be alive.

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Anubis said:

He’s shat out of Sky’s leadership debate and it’s been cancelled.

Thats disgraceful but I do have to laugh at the brass balls on Hunt the Cunt. Calling out Boris the Cunt for not debating with him yet steadfastly refused countless times to debate with Junior Doctors when he was shafting them.

 

Gang of shithouses 

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