The most scouse scouser you have met.

[Bjornebye]

I'm taking that as *F on the GF.

 

Negged, you scouse cunt.

 

 

yeah shit sorry. fuckin amateur me when i m pissed. fuck.

[Soup]

Ken Dodd.

[Harry Squatter]

Bobby Chariot

[VladimirIlyich]

It is a bad accent. I'm not ashamed of it but it is pretty bad. I don't know why people would want to replicate it and put it on so thickly.

 

The worst is when it is on TV and for some reason the sound tends to make it seem even stronger. Either that, or when the TV folks come to Liverpool for something they always seem to pick out the mongiest people. Wouldn't put it past them.

 

Disagree.

 

Its only bad when people are putting it on thick to send some kind of message that they want to belong to a very unique part of the world.

 

Because its a unique city with a unique accent its obviously a target for the media and the want to report the bad stuff that goes on and there are plenty of pricks who help to promote the negative stereotype that many outside the area believe.

[sir roger]

Always loved the story Alexei Sayle told about going through a bad patch & going on a camel trek in the desert to meditate and relax and the 'Arabic' guide winking at him & whispering that he was a scouser who used to drive the 26 bus past Anfield.

[gingerhulk]

Mark "superman"

[Flying Pig]

My nan would have been mortified being labelled as from there, she found it hard enough moving from Woolton to Anfiled after she got married. Everytime someone from Skem asked where she was from she'd still say Woolton despite not living there since she was 18.

 

 

 

Most scouse person i've met? Carradonna.

 

 

 

Where about in Anfield, Lid?

[boots123]

stephen graham, particuarly in the movies this is england or london boulevard, for a scouse accent there's no contest really, he comes from kirkby.

[Liverpool lad]

stephen graham' date=' particuarly in the movies this is england or london boulevard, for a scouse accent there's no contest really, he comes from kirkby.[/quote']

 

Is this the cunt who poses with a copy of the Sun?

[Frankenhooker]

 

Is this the cunt who poses with a copy of the Sun?

 

The very same.

[Antynwa]

Anyone at the back of a Happy Al's bus on an away game.

[melons]

Where about in Anfield, Lid?

 

Buggered if i know, they had a shop on Oakfield Rd so probably on top of that.

[Liverpool lad]

 

The very same.

 

Worracunt

[Harry Squatter]

Can some kidnap that Dave Kirkby please and never let him near a camera or a computer again. I thought Ricky Tomlinson, Stan Boardman and Gerry Marsden were professional scousers but he is worst by a million miles.

[boots123]

Is this the cunt who poses with a copy of the Sun?

 

why would that have a bearing on his accent, which is the theme of this thread

[TheBitch]

 

why would that have a bearing on his accent' date=' which is the theme of this thread[/quote']

 

I thought it was a valid question. Which has been backed up with with proof that he is indeed, a cunt.

[Paul]

Can't stand poetry, it's shit and it's a platform for those ego-centric narcissists simply not talented enough to write a fucking proper song. With guitars and music and stuff.

 

Lemmy > Shakespeare

 

Poetry, at its best, is genius. When you understand the complexities of blank verse/iambic pentameter and then realise that Shakespeare wrote entire fucking plays in the bastard, then you can't help but recognise the fact that some people's affinity for language is mind-blowingly gargantuan. I reckon I have a relatively high degree of skill with words - my genes, education, profession and hobbies have all given me that. However, what I can do with a sentence pales into insignificance when set against the skill of contemporary professional writers in any genre, never mind that of William Shakespeare, the greatest writer in the history of mankind.

 

I think poetry gets a bad rep because most casual observers are only aware of the shit, crass, sentimental, poncey gibberish of the form (yes Dave fucking Kirby - I'm thinking of you). The likes of Seamus Heaney and Gillian Clarke (to mention two living poets whose work I'm familiar with) use words as building blocks to construct multiple layers of meaning in a poem. Conversely, the enforced brevity of the haiku - when contextualised in an understanding of its origins in Japanese warrior culture - is equally incredible when done well.

 

Something like Mali, by Clarke or any of the bog poems by Heaney, explores identity, history, love and nature on both an intellectual and accessible level that places them way beyond most populist song-writers. Of course, that's not to suggest that either song-writing or populism are barriers to genius word-smithery; just that to categorise an entire literary form as shit and ego-centric is, frankly, ridiculous (although I recognise you were being flippant, of course).

Edited October 21, 2012 by Paul

[Dougie Do'ins]

Can some kidnap that Dave Kirkby please and never let him near a camera or a computer again. I thought Ricky Tomlinson, Stan Boardman and Gerry Marsden were professional scousers but he is worst by a million miles.

I see what you did there. What do I win ?

[Liverpool lad]

 

why would that have a bearing on his accent' date=' which is the theme of this thread[/quote']

 

Just want to tell the world Worracunt we are dealing with

[Uncle_Meat]

Poetry, at it's best, is genius. When you understand the complexities of blank verse/iambic pentameter and then realise that Shakespeare wrote entire fucking plays in the bastard, then you can't help but recognise the fact that some people's affinity for language is mind-blowingly gargantuan. I reckon I have a relatively high degree of skill with words - my genes, education, profession and hobbies have all given me that. However, what I can do with a sentence pales into insignificance when set against the skill of contemporary professional writers in any genre, never mind that of William Shakespeare, the greatest writer in the history of mankind.

 

I think poetry gets a bad rep because most casual observers are only aware of the shit, crass, sentimental, poncey gibberish of the form (yes Dave fucking Kirby - I'm thinking of you). The likes of Seamus Heaney and Gillian Clarke (to mention two living poets whose work I'm familiar with) use words as building blocks to construct multiple layers of meaning in a poem. Conversely, the enforced brevity of the haiku - when contextualised in an understanding of its origins in Japanese warrior culture - is equally incredible when done well.

 

Something like Mali, by Clarke or any of the bog poems by Heaney, explores identity, history, love and nature on both an intellectual and accessible level that places them way beyond most populist song-writers. Of course, that's not to suggest that either song-writing or populism are barriers to genius word-smithery; just that to categorise an entire literary form as shit and ego-centric is, frankly, ridiculous (although I recognise you were being flippant, of course).

 

 

*mind blown*

 

I like stories.

 

[Paul]

Some newb just negged me for my post above saying, "Too high-brow for the GF". The Fuck? Is the GF just about tits and beer all of a sudden? I must've missed that memo. Bring back the RF, I say. Fucking proles...

[VladimirIlyich]

Some newb just negged me for my post above saying, "Too high-brow for the GF". The Fuck? Is the GF just about tits and beer all of a sudden? I must've missed that memo. Bring back the RF, I say. Fucking proles...

 

Its 'Highbrow' by the way. ;)

[Paul]

Its 'Highbrow' by the way. ;)

 

It's "it's", by the way. Ha (in lieu of the smiley all GF OGs know are unacceptable; as I said, bring back the RF)!