Sunderland away

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING CUNT THEM IN THE BASTARD. 1-3.

[Strontium]

Sunderland are, unbelievably, as long as 4/5 to win this match at half-time. It's buying money. There is more chance of me scoring with Kelly Brook in the next 45 minutes than there is of anyone in a Liverpool shirt scoring on the pitch (unless it's into their own net, natch).

[Il Fenomeno]

It wasn't "intelligent play" at all. His hands are nearly touching the grass before the touch comes. He dived far too early for it to be called that.

 

Basically it was just a straight forward shithouse dive. I fucking hate that part of the game, ripped Welbeck apart for it today on another forum, so no chance am I going to say anything different just cause Luis has a liver bird on his chest.

 

Right stick with me here. I've now seen it slowed down and from numerous angles. Only after I had the above wrote mind you. It was indeed a penalty. Sorry Luis!

 

Fair enough. I saw the contact first time though, I couldn't believe that the commentators were claiming no contact and blatant dive.

 

They seem to have the ability of bending reality to suit their agenda.

[Red_or_Dead]

Jesus christ. Yes we might be playing a bit shit, but slagging off Suarez. Some proper cuntish behaviour from some of our so-called supporters.

 

And now the legend that is Titus Bramble is on, the odds for him to score?

[DooooodekNo5]

But it's Dalglish's fault isn't it, you giant cunt.

 

Keep on deluding yourself you stinking sack of rotten shit.

[Strontium]

In the same vein as Everton's "I saw Tony Hibbert score" t-shirts, I was thinking of getting some "I saw Liverpool score" ones printed up. Hot cakes.

[James Dean]

Shoot on sight Jonjo. Go on lad.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I don't get the concept of not kicking it out of play when your in danger because it's conceding possession cheaply yet someone like Shelvey shoots from 1000 yards every fucking game about 10 times.

[ZonkoVille77]

Skrtel is more of a threat upfront than our front 3.

That's how fucking bad we are.

[Joso]

What are we missing? Are our players just really bad?

[Redder Lurtz]

Great cross by Johnson. Absolutely fucking nobody there though. Suarez just got up off his arse and dawdling towards the box. Where's the fucking urgency? Fuck this bunch of wankers.

[Frankenhooker]

Peach of a cross but our complete lack of forwards is again, evident.

[Chairman Meow]

And here comes the woodwork!

[Red_or_Dead]

FUCKING WOODWORK AGAIN

[Frankenhooker]

And there's the woodwork.

[J-V]

What an effort Johnson

[ZonkoVille77]

Woodwork cunt.

[BringbackBiscan]

Sunderland aren't even playing remotely fucking decent! Yet they're quite comfortable. Here. Get it together lads!

[FrenchEyeGlass]

If people think Suarez dived then they are fucking stupid dickheaded cunts. It was a blatant fucking penalty.

[ZonkoVille77]

Borini.

Dear god.

[therevivalist]

we need some serious help; the way things are going we're headed to relegation head on!

[Bobby Hundreds]

Make a sub infact make 3

[Baltar]

2nd half is worryingly similar to the first. Sunderland doing absolutely fuck all but you can bet your arse they will score again.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Utter fucking shit, as per.

 

We created more chances, of course, but what does that matter? Teams know they can give us chance after chance after chance and we'll waste them all, guaranteed. In Borini we've somehow managed to unearth the only striker in Europe who makes Luis Suarez look clinical.

 

And these are the only forwards we have! It's like watching a toothless dog trying to gnaw a bone. It beggars belief that anyone thought we could go into a season with this shit up front and surely heads must roll, metaphorically if, sadly, not literally.

 

You know Sunderland are only going to create a few chances, but when you have a striker like Fletcher, whose goals to shots ratio is about 80%, then you know they're probably going to put them away. And that is why we will lose, and that is why we are in the relegation zone.

 

I feel sorry for any of our fans who have paid to watch us play this season, I really do.

 

True, but they are feeding on scraps from our midfield most of the time

[silverlining]

Johnson deserves better. Very good player. Borini is one of the shittest strikers in the Premiership.